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Old 2002-10-20, 20:56
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-10-20, 21:32
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dude its a forum, you shouldnlt need to "calm" down, you shouldnlt be annoyed in the first place, its a bunch of words on a screen.


but...but.... i thought those pictures were real!!! thats why i made my name look like my face!!
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Old 2002-10-20, 23:06
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that's just racist you asshole
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Old 2002-10-21, 02:42
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Oh man can we just ban this little cunt bag already?? Fuck.

I deleted your posts because you never stop swearing and go completely off topic in the GUITAR FORUM WHERE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT GUITARS!!!!!!!! I don't give a shit if you have ADD and you're fucking 15 years old without a hair on your dick, you're pissing me the fuck off and you're also pissing every other fucking moderator off which ISN'T a good idea. Cut the shit of you'll find yourself booted from this forum asshole.


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Old 2002-10-21, 04:05
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hmm....someone doesnt like me...they like to delete my posts...
 
Old 2002-10-21, 04:17
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Let's have a "Shut the fuck up" party. Or a "Quit Yer Bitching" one. Let the moderators take care of the problems. So, let's all shut the fuck up, or go back to the normal level of useless bullshitting in an RTT, okay?
 
Old 2002-10-21, 04:54
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Let's have a "Shut the fuck up" party. Or a "Quit Yer Bitching" one. Let the moderators take care of the problems. So, let's all shut the fuck up, or go back to the normal level of useless bullshitting in an RTT, okay?


sure....lets find a topic



so who likes cake?


how about that cat chat?
 
Old 2002-10-21, 05:03
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mmm cake
 
Old 2002-10-21, 05:11
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Old 2002-10-21, 08:36
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This it the first time I have appeared in this RTT. I though you all may like to know.
 
Old 2002-10-21, 08:47
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This it the first time I have appeared in this RTT. I though you all may like to know.


my dead fish owns you
 
Old 2002-10-21, 08:50
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Your dead fish aint got nothing. Its a fish. Its dead.
 
Old 2002-10-21, 08:51
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why did your fish die man?
 
Old 2002-10-21, 08:52
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I dunno why he died ... but he owns you all
 
Old 2002-10-21, 08:55
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I have a dead fish ... his name was dead
 
Old 2002-10-21, 09:01
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I'm going to sleep now ... *fuck I miss my fish*
 
Old 2002-10-21, 10:11
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Old 2002-10-21, 13:41
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This it the first time I have appeared in this RTT. I though you all may like to know.


glad you could join us!
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Old 2002-10-21, 16:46
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wow dead fish...cool

can your dead fish do tricks?

i'll bet it can


can it play dead?

wow cool

have it jump....i like talking to myself

i want cake

mmmm cake

i like to hear myself talk

go eat jack n the box taquito's or long live cat chat

cat chat is way cool...fuck jack n the box

dont bother isabella now she's in her special place

cats love massages

van wilder is a cool movie
wack of a dog into a donut man

im bored

i like to talk

i want more cake

i want porn

im gonna go jack off now

bye


wait i can still type 1 handed


mmmm good

i gotta go clean up now

bye

seriously

its been fun

viva cat chat

wow im bored

seriously....bye

omg i cant stop typing...i think i should
 
Old 2002-10-21, 16:48
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Black Metal owns you all ... oh my dead fish too
 
Old 2002-10-21, 17:16
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Old 2002-10-21, 17:54
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wow dead fish...cool

can your dead fish do tricks?

i'll bet it can


can it play dead?

wow cool

have it jump....i like talking to myself

i want cake

mmmm cake

i like to hear myself talk

go eat jack n the box taquito's or long live cat chat

cat chat is way cool...fuck jack n the box

dont bother isabella now she's in her special place

cats love massages

van wilder is a cool movie
wack of a dog into a donut man

im bored

i like to talk

i want more cake

i want porn

im gonna go jack off now

bye


wait i can still type 1 handed


mmmm good

i gotta go clean up now

bye

seriously

its been fun

viva cat chat

wow im bored

seriously....bye

omg i cant stop typing...i think i should



for a face without a mouth, you sure talk alot
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Old 2002-10-21, 17:56
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MY SAVIOR!!!
 
Old 2002-10-21, 18:06
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i'm in class taking a test right now
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Old 2002-10-21, 20:32
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i took a pre-cal test in 1st period, and it started to thunder
real loudly, and it made me grin evilly, which made everyone
look at me weird...i think i failed that test......damn!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-10-21, 20:46
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*flush*

Oh, there goes Black Metal down the drain!!!

You hardcore white-faced Black Metal fans can go salvage it's remnants at the nearest sewage dump.
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Old 2002-10-21, 23:12
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Black Metal can kick Death Metal's ass !
 
Old 2002-10-21, 23:37
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Ahahahaha, that's just too funny.
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Old 2002-10-21, 23:42
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Old 2002-10-22, 01:09
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is the truth ... wuahahaha

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Old 2002-10-22, 01:32
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mwuhahahha sure weija..you talk alot too

i take it as a compliment...what about you

and i got a mouth...you just cant see it

mwuhahhaha
 
Old 2002-10-22, 01:46
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Old 2002-10-22, 03:20
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your welcome :P
 
Old 2002-10-22, 03:34
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hey weija....u are asian right? and damn proud huh? hey ppl share your nationalities im bored...just do it



im caucasian but ppl call me asain coz im small (dont mean to stereotype) and my eyes are small...i dont see the resemblence although they do...anyways just smalltalk to bring up a topic...plus RTT's are meant for BS anyways
 
Old 2002-10-22, 03:37
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hey weija....u are asian right? and damn proud huh? hey ppl share your nationalities im bored...just do it



im caucasian but ppl call me asain coz im small (dont mean to stereotype) and my eyes are small...i dont see the resemblence although they do...anyways just smalltalk to bring up a topic...plus RTT's are meant for BS anyways


lets see, i wrote this in an earlier RTT, maybe wally'll remmeber, but...
i'm from china, and generally those from the northern parts are bigger, taller, stronger than those in the south. i dont know why tho. might be the climate.
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Old 2002-10-22, 03:40
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where do u live now?

i see that u like to eat...do u like to cook as well? i sure do....and the good thing is even when u make something that tastes like shit it usually smells good while cooking it making u hungry enough to scrape it down
 
Old 2002-10-22, 03:41
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Our nationalities? Well, the weijia's Canadian. Sorry dude, you dont get to be Chinese with that question. I'm American. Nice to meet you.
 
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i'll also add im a bit dark complected....i dont think im asian tho...unless my mom had an affair while she was with my dad lol
 
Old 2002-10-22, 03:42
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now you're getting personal. and yes i love food. i eat alot. lets see... hmm... if and when i go to mcdonalds. i would have the following:

3 double big macs
2 supersized fries
1 medium drink, coke usually

thats lunch.

ah oh well, seems pst answered your question for me
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Old 2002-10-22, 03:45
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Old 2002-10-22, 03:46
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No problem, apparently the word "nationalities" is more obscure than I'd thought.
 
Old 2002-10-22, 03:46
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MMMM mcdonalds...damn u makes me hungry....i love mcdonalds although most ppl these days donnt.... i like to get a bargain...i go on wednesdays for .39 cent cheeseburgers and i buy about 7 of them since they small...MMM mcdonalds is good
 
Old 2002-10-22, 03:56
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who the fuck are you talking to?
 
Old 2002-10-22, 04:01
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Old 2002-10-22, 04:24
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you will all bow to the russian/polish man....
aaahahahahaha
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2002-10-22, 04:27
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Your nationality cant be Russian/Polish. Nationality means the nation of which you are a citizen, not your ethnic descent.
 
Old 2002-10-22, 04:30
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well, 'scuse me, while i kiss the sky.


yeah, i'm an american.....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2002-10-22, 04:38
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whats the wierdest porn anyones seen.


my friend showed me one where a guy was putting his head up some girls pussy, very nasty. He was bald and lubed up his head. gorgasm.com somewhere in there. Also at truth.org very wierd site theres a guy who takes a giant serenge and sucks up his shit, sticks it in his dick hole, pushes it in and then makes it come out. Im not a satomasicist or anything i think this is all sick shit but im just bored. Some one top that shit.
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Old 2002-10-22, 04:44
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how about puting tacks into a bag, then sew your dick to the
inside, and then start sticking your self with an ice pick, then smash
it flat on some hot coals.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2002-10-22, 04:50
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I can give you a real life story instead, how's that?


I was with this girl when I was a senior and I was fucking her at her house on a weekend. She asked me if I'd fuck her in the ass, I hadn't fucked anyone in the ass before that. I was a bit nervous but I said fuck it, and started fucking her in the ass. She didn't want any lube at all, she just wanted to be fucked dry and raw, she was into that kinda shit I suppose. When you fuck a girl in the ass you gotta start off slow, especially with no lube but eventually you work up some speed and get in a rhythm. I get going pretty fast and she's masturbating at the same time I'm fucking her and I tell her I'm going to cum, she's all into it. I pull my cock out and not a second later comes a juicy, hot turd. It shot out like a fucking missile, right at my stomach and made a splashing noise. You can imagine by this point I was pretty disgusted, staring at my stomach that's now covered in my girlfriend's really rank smelling shit. She turns around and smiles at me, ya know that naughty girl smile and starts eating it off my stomach. I let her do it for a minute, in shock, then realizing what the fuck just happened I kicked her ass out and hopped in the shower.
 
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dude ... awesome story
 
Old 2002-10-22, 08:44
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Slayme, dude that is fucking insane.
 
Old 2002-10-22, 11:07
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Is that true? Cause i find it hard to believe.

Sounds like either an american porno gone wrong, or a japanese porno gone right.


If it is true however, i think i would have reacted the same way you did.
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Old 2002-10-22, 13:44
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oh god. how could anyone stick anything in their dick hole?!?!? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
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dude go to www.freakhole.com


u will see things u didnt know possible

slayme that sounds kinda like anal beads lol

disgusting.....
i hope u dumped that slut lol
 
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and memnoch....doesnt sound like jap porn gone right...sounds like german porno gone right lol....have u seen german shiza videos? i got the idea from the south park movies and looked them up on kazaa to see if they exist....unfucking beleiveable...they do
 
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and memnoch....doesnt sound like jap porn gone right...sounds like german porno gone right lol....have u seen german shiza videos? i got the idea from the south park movies and looked them up on kazaa to see if they exist....unfucking beleiveable...they do



yeah South Park ... Cartman's mom ... lol
 
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The japanese are probably the most fucked up people when it comes to porn.
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All hope abandon, ye who enter here

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Old 2002-10-22, 20:18
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Is that true? Cause i find it hard to believe.

Sounds like either an american porno gone wrong, or a japanese porno gone right.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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"....spashed on my stomach..."
did she have diarrea or something, disgusting
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2002-10-22, 20:56
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oh god slayme!!!!!! if that happened to me i would still be throwing up to this day just at the sight of it!
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come on guys, its pure fiction! if somethin like that happened to me i would definately join in with the shit eating.


http://www.vtecsucks.net/pages/abc.swf - click me
 
Old 2002-10-22, 22:35
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potatoe! slayme...i bet you would of liked it too. yeah truth.org sick shit. Slayme im afraid to click on your link.
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Old 2002-10-22, 22:38
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lol. atomfilms.com has funny stuff like that.
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The japanese are probably the most fucked up people when it comes to porn.


japanese rope bondage
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Old 2002-10-22, 23:10
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i'm gonna start learning german. poldi, some advice?
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japanese rope bondage


That's softcore compared to some things i've seen.
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Old 2002-10-23, 00:01
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haha hey weija check this out u might like it


http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/Asian.html?
 
Old 2002-10-23, 00:34
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ahhahahaha, but i aint no dawg if ya know what i mean my homie
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Old 2002-10-23, 00:36
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u gotta admit it still is pretty funny
 
Old 2002-10-23, 13:29
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not really, i stopped it after a few seconds.
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Old 2002-10-23, 20:17
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the abc thing was funny though
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-10-24, 00:15
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i dont think i got to that part
anyways, wheres bunny?
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Old 2002-10-24, 02:38
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you know what was a really good show, family guy.

R.I.P. Family Guy
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Old 2002-10-24, 03:18
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i don't think it was a very good show
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2002-10-24, 03:32
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yes it was! the pure contraversal madness, the constent discrimination towards every thing, i thought it was awesome.
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Old 2002-10-25, 17:07
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any one here speaks german? i started learning and i need some help.
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Old 2002-10-25, 18:37
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Metalpoldi ist ein Deutcher, und ich bin einem Niederlander!

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Old 2002-10-25, 18:57
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Metalpoldi ist ein Deutcher, und ich bin einem Niederlander!

mein Deutch ist nicht so gut aber vielleicht kann ich ihr helfen!

lets see..

MetalPoldi is German, and i(Defx) am Netherlandian!

my german is not so good so ...... i cant figure out the rest.
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Old 2002-10-25, 19:35
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Don't make fun with us Germans. We are a terrifying nation!!!!
Buuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!

So, mr.shut-the-fuck-up. (Anyway it's funny. ) What's your problem?


BTW it's not "netherlandian", it's "dutch". Def-EX told me.

 
Old 2002-10-26, 02:18
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its mainly the prononciation,so for the word "the":
if its masculine, its ein
if its feminine, its eine.
so do i prononce "eine" like "ein-eh" or "ein"?

oh ya, dutch. i never thought of that word. lol
i've been learning german for 3 days now. going pretty well
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Old 2002-10-26, 03:20
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you know what was a really good show, family guy.

R.I.P. Family Guy


best animated comedy series ever.

i wish they came out with a dvd of all the episodes
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Old 2002-10-26, 04:33
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atif come on dude, bein a fellow simpsons fan you can't say that. family guy was a terrible overdone ripoff of the simpsons.
 
Old 2002-10-26, 04:36
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It was a well done overdone rip off of the simpsons, man. It went places the simpsons wouldnt go. And it had Norm MacDonald in it. NORM MACDONALD! Twice.
 
Old 2002-10-26, 13:02
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Don't make fun with us Germans. We are a terrifying nation!!!!
Buuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!

So, mr.shut-the-fuck-up. (Anyway it's funny. ) What's your problem?


BTW it's not "netherlandian", it's "dutch". Def-FX told me.




and in german dutch is 'niederlandisch' funny huh?

and yes, germany is a terrifying nation!

oh.. and family guy is pretty cool, though the simpsons are way better
 
Old 2002-10-26, 16:46
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atif come on dude, bein a fellow simpsons fan you can't say that. family guy was a terrible overdone ripoff of the simpsons.


i dunno man, family guy made me laugh REALLY hard. i'd say it's as good as the Simpsons back in the middle of their career (like after season 3). it was definitely better than the newer simpsons episodes.

i don't think it was a ripoff but i do think the styles of the shows were similar.

family guy was more ballsy, they weren't afraid of showing certain stuff, saying certain things, and of ripping on anyone. It was a very clever show, even though it had a lot of low brow stuff in it (which you don't see a lot of in the simpsons). it was also more cartoonish and nonsensical.

i wish it didn't get canceled.
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Old 2002-10-26, 18:45
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I agree, it had its moments of edgier writing, especially due to the dip in creativity that the Simpsons writing had while Family Guy was on.
 
Old 2002-10-26, 19:09
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Old 2002-10-27, 12:07
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Old 2002-10-27, 15:45
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is that an album or somethign?
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Old 2002-10-28, 01:49
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i dont like family guy because it was too much sick humor, like dick and ass
shit, i didn't like those episodes, it was just too much. simpsons is just
funny. and i just saw south park's bigger longer and uncut, and thought
it was worse than godfather III...but i DO like the episodes, they're funny.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2002-10-28, 13:14
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and i just saw south park's bigger longer and uncut, and thought
it was worse than godfather III...but i DO like the episodes, they're funny.


The movie is great. I laughed like hell and the soundtrack is great, too.
 
Old 2002-10-28, 13:33
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you must find the clitoris!!!!!!!
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Old 2002-10-28, 20:17
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the soundtrack is what make it suck
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2002-10-28, 20:33
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the shit that Cartman sings is fuckin funny ... that shit Kyle's mom is a bitch ...lol
 
Old 2002-10-28, 23:32
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You're fired.

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I liked it so much I kicked a bum... and starved a kid.

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Old 2002-10-28, 23:34
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hey everyone whats goin on?
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