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i can't make up my mind. some girls have an amazing ass..and others have amazing racks. can't they all just get along??
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2007-02-11, 06:00
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Wouldn't like to put my face between ass cheecks!
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It can be fun..it's different anyways.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-02-12, 03:49
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It can be fun..it's different anyways.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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It's only fun if you have a spray bottle of Febreeze in hand.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-02-12, 05:46
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Yet feces are more appealing?
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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Can any of you direct me to whatever this hot porn you're talking about is. Sounds hega mot.
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There's more, but that's the original.
Just search "octupus" "sex" in google nub. Also was some shitty hentai for your fucked up ass.
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Yet feces are more appealing?
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You're a moron. I've ate so many chicks asses out that this entire stereotype people have about peoples asses is completely ridiculous and unfounded. I'm baffled at society sometimes. And this is definately one of those cases.
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2007-02-12, 16:14
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Ok, that may be correct, but do any of those asses smell fragrant in anyway that doesn't make you wanna throw up? Unless they scrub it with a tooth brush, it can't smell anything good.... or could it?
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Originally Posted by Amadeus
It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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You hate Tater Salad.
And we need something to focus on when talking to someone. Can't focus on their eyes, or at least I can't; I start freaking out a little if I stare into someone's eyes for too long.
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You're a moron. I've ate so many chicks asses out that this entire stereotype people have about peoples asses is completely ridiculous and unfounded. I'm baffled at society sometimes. And this is definately one of those cases.
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it depends on who you are. i would hate to eat out an ass. i find it repulsive, and the only reason i can think that you would take the slightest bit of offense to CTL's remark, is that you obviously have a thing for ass eating. personally, i hate to even "eat" pussy. i thought it was boring and nasty, and only did it once. just depends on what you're into.
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2007-02-12, 20:55
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Ok, that may be correct, but do any of those asses smell fragrant in anyway that doesn't make you wanna throw up? Unless they scrub it with a tooth brush, it can't smell anything good.... or could it?
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No.
I'm much more of a naturalist person anyways. Sure i could attempt to .. explain my ideas and hypothesis but it would probably prove to be fruitless.
(Why do other animals smell private parts, asses and so on? Must be something to it, especially if you dont' see them "puking")
I think most people get these b.s. ideas in their head because everybody is saying it. I hear it all the time. And i ask the question, yet have you done it?
The answer is always no.
And yes i've eaten asses out. Have a thing for it? Not in particular. Just as much as anything else i suppose.
But unlike everybody else on this planet (apparently) i'm willing to try things that i haven't done before, before judging. I feel i embrace natural/inherent thought processes that natural "body" smells are a turn on beyond all turn ons. IF they are not, then its clear that "nature" is telling me this is not a person i hsould be with.
Research has been conducted on this as it relates to natural selection of mates, and incest relationships. If you have a brother or sister, go to their room and take a big wiff. If you are like nearly every species on this globe, you will find the aromas VERY displeasing, infact overwhelmingly bad.
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2007-02-13, 00:29
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I probably wouldn't mind doing that. I just need to get my girlfriend to think like that.
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If it turns the girl on, I'll definitely eat her ass. Nothing turns me on more than when she gets turned on.
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If it turns the girl on, I'll definitely eat her ass. Nothing turns me on more than when she gets turned on.
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I like that on its own. Granted i like doing it even when shes just eh about it.
I mean its not something thats going to get them off, but thats not the point of the argument. Its just another 4 play thing that most definately gets me going.
I've stuck my entire tounge in a chicks ass at least twice.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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2007-02-13, 01:06
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I've stuck my entire tounge in a chicks ass at least twice.
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lol.
Actually, yeah, I think I've gotten quite a portion of tongue in there myself.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-02-13, 01:37
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No.
I'm much more of a naturalist person anyways. Sure i could attempt to .. explain my ideas and hypothesis but it would probably prove to be fruitless.
(Why do other animals smell private parts, asses and so on? Must be something to it, especially if you dont' see them "puking")
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I have yet to see two people and one of them is right behind the other sniffing his/her ass and going "I like you."
Animals, I believe, sniff the butts of others as a way of saying "hello." Or so I've heard. I doubt it's a fetish of theirs. It's just instinct. Like how my dogs would sometimes eat cat shit. Instinct says "this is a good idea." Very unlikely that they were copraphiliacs.
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I think most people get these b.s. ideas in their head because everybody is saying it. I hear it all the time. And i ask the question, yet have you done it?
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Well, you've got to understand why most people would think eating out someones ass is disgusting. What comes out of their? Shit. IT's logical to assume that it would taste bad, at least to them.
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Dude, I have no problem with anyone's hidden or open desires. I get turned on by tenticle hentai screwing full busty cartoon nurses; I'd be a very big hypocrite for objecting to ass-eating.
Although, I do think the line can be drawn at pedophillia.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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I think eating out other peeps arses is fucken retarded.
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2007-02-13, 01:48
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I have yet to see two people and one of them is right behind the other sniffing his/her ass and going "I like you."
Animals, I believe, sniff the butts of others as a way of saying "hello." Or so I've heard. I doubt it's a fetish of theirs. It's just instinct. Like how my dogs would sometimes eat cat shit. Instinct says "this is a good idea." Very unlikely that they were copraphiliacs.
Well, you've got to understand why most people would think eating out someones ass is disgusting. What comes out of their? Shit. IT's logical to assume that it would taste bad, at least to them.
Dude, I have no problem with anyone's hidden or open desires. I get turned on by tenticle hentai screwing full busty cartoon nurses; I'd be a very big hypocrite for objecting to ass-eating.
Although, I do think the line can be drawn at pedophillia.
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i didn't say anything about being a fetish. You missed the point enitrely. I was refering to natural human instincts to NOT think a vagina or ass smells bad, regardless of what people tend to think it does. People seem to completely tie "farts" and "shits" to the ass, and sure it comes from it, but like i said its about forming opinions based on facts and not assumptions.
I think there is probable more to animal instincts than we attempt to give them credit. Not to mention the effect that inherient instincts i think each one of us have that when we see "something that is hot" we see it as "she looks like she would be a good mate." This is, of course, as long as you are not blantently brainwashed by we'll say "society." But i say trends and fads.
Its weird how much i attempt to logic things out but when it comes to.. sexual things, and "finding a mate" i'm almost all autopilot. Nature knows best, and who know nature better than nature? Not humans.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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2007-02-13, 01:49
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I've stuck my entire tounge in a chicks ass at least twice.
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aslong as they have washed before hand *pats you on back*....
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Yet feces are more appealing?
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So you'd be cool with sticking your face between the tits of a girl who has shit all over her ass? What kind of women are you meeting that leave shit all over their asses?
Most women (to be read: non-dirty whores, non-mentally ill societal rejects) make sure they are clean from head to toe in the event that any sexual activity would be taking place. A dirty vagina would be just as undesirable to stick your face in as a dirty ass, and thankfully, women go to strenous lengths to make sure you don't have to. Asses, like vaginas, are clean most of the time. Often, there is considerably more bacteria in a woman's mouth, and yours, I might add, than around her anus.
I'd also like to add that a clean ass doesn't have much of a smell, not enough of one to deter you from going to work, anyway. A woman who has been working all day might have a sweaty ass, in most cases she'd want a shower to seperate her work day and her sex life anyway. I still haven't poked an ass, but I've done some light rim work and it's nothing to be afraid of.
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I think eating out other peeps arses is fucken retarded.
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Well me too, why would you eat out your peeps' asses when you can eat out a CHICKS ass?!
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So you'd be cool with sticking your face between the tits of a girl who has shit all over her ass? What kind of women are you meeting that leave shit all over their asses?
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Do you know who you are quoting? I have not been meeting any women, or at least not in a sexual way! I'd be happy to stick my face in someones tits, regardless of the cleanliness of her bottom. haha.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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Thank you Chris Rezendes for further clearing it up, and making light out of what i was failing to achieve.
That basically sums it up about correctly.
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2007-02-13, 02:26
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Women sweat profusely from their tits too. I'd definitely want my face in a clean ass over a sweaty bosom.
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I am a muffin man
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I can honestly say, now, I know the muffin man.
What do you mean by "muffin?"
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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Although, I do think the line can be drawn at pedophillia.
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Why? Children are people too.
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2007-02-13, 05:08
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I can honestly say, now, I know the muffin man.
What do you mean by "muffin?"
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A "muffin" refers to a vagina.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Why? Children are people too.
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Why? Children are people too.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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hmmmmmmmmmm... can u choose both?
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