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Old 2007-02-06, 01:52
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Tits man??? Ass man???

I know i know, another poll from the new guy, im doing a report so yeah, and plus i think itll keep ya entertained. if ya had to pick one on a girl, which would it be??? tits or ass??? just say which one and why.
 
Old 2007-02-06, 01:54
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Old 2007-02-06, 02:02
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I know i know, another poll from the new guy, im doing a report so yeah, and plus i think itll keep ya entertained. if ya had to pick one on a girl, which would it be??? tits or ass??? just say which one and why.



haha if you make a poll why don't you have a poll? How can we see the results of this poll without manually going through and tallying voiced votes.

Boobs. The right kind of boobs.
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About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-02-06, 02:17
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Personality.

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Old 2007-02-06, 02:23
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My user title... seeing as it's two years today I have been here needs to be "Muffin Ass"

Go ahead and now lock the thread.
 
Old 2007-02-06, 02:25
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My user title... seeing as it's two years today I have been here needs to be "Muffin Ass"

Go ahead and now lock the thread.


Ok mod with no powers.
*cough* you do realize its in the rules in all the forums not to play mod particularly "lock this thread now" posts.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-02-06, 03:11
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Boobs. Plus it's easier to steal a glance at some boobs without others noticing than it is to look at an ass.
 
Old 2007-02-06, 03:12
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Boobs. Plus it's easier to steal a glance at some boobs without others noticing than it is to look at an ass.


yeah you gotta do that.. like bend half over and turn the head look thing haha.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-02-06, 03:44
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This thread reminds me of something ron white said;

"I didn't marry my wife for looks, and you shouldn't either. Because if her tits start sagging in a couple years, you can go down there and get her a breast lift. Hell, you can point at a pair of titties and say "I want those titties, on that woman." She gets fat, you can get a tummy tuck. You have poor eyesight, you can get Lasik surgery, give you 20/20 vision. Your hearing is bad, you get a little device in your ear that makes you hear as good as when you were born... but I'll tell you what... You Can't Fix Stupid! Stupid is fo-evah. "



I'm a boob man, but really, the whole body must be porportionate to itself. Nothing attractive about a woman with small breasts and an ass that models what the universe must look like from afar.
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Old 2007-02-06, 03:45
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Ass and tits are both important.
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Old 2007-02-06, 04:26
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Ass and tits are both important.


This is true.


I'd say I'm more of a Tits man...definitely a lot easier to look at if you are talking to them. haha.

And I'm strict on a nice vagina. I love a nice vagina.
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Old 2007-02-06, 06:14
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both.
 
Old 2007-02-06, 06:15
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Old 2007-02-06, 06:40
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Fuck Ron White.

And fuck limiting your attention to some body part.
 
Old 2007-02-06, 06:56
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Old 2007-02-06, 11:22
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Old 2007-02-06, 12:04
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the woman as a whole. if everything looks good i'm a happy man
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Old 2007-02-06, 13:25
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Old 2007-02-06, 14:00
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as others have said there are more important things, but between those two
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Old 2007-02-06, 14:25
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Old 2007-02-06, 14:33
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Tits, ass and legs!
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Old 2007-02-06, 14:44
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Fuck Ron White.

And fuck limiting your attention to some body part.

You hate Tater Salad.


And we need something to focus on when talking to someone. Can't focus on their eyes, or at least I can't; I start freaking out a little if I stare into someone's eyes for too long.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2007-02-06, 21:17
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Ok mod with no powers.
*cough* you do realize its in the rules in all the forums not to play mod particularly "lock this thread now" posts.

WTF is your stupid ass rambling on about now?
 
Old 2007-02-06, 21:29
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i like eyes, i have been with girls from all walks when it comes to tits and ass, but they have all had intoxicating eyes. and a tendancy to be a little bit insane.
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Old 2007-02-06, 21:35
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...and a tendancy to be a little bit insane.

Well of course.
Crazy bitches are hotter in the sack.

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Old 2007-02-06, 21:54
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WTF is your stupid ass rambling on about now?


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New rule: Anyone playing mod in this forum will get a week's suspension. This extends to whining 'I wish this thread were closed' in some thread you don't like and shouldn't have clicked on, if the whine is sufficiently annoying. And, as should be obvious, the definition of 'annoying' is in each case completely up to the discretion of the mod. I won't suspend you for dislike a thread, but there's enough pointless bullshit here that you don't need to contribute when you could just as easily ignore the thread. I, however, cannot. You've all been warned.


Thats what i'm rammbling out. So stop your bitching.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-02-06, 22:45
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A nice pair of DD or E tits will do me just fine
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Old 2007-02-06, 23:11
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A nice pair of DD or E tits will do me just fine

haha damn son. You definately want a large package.

This girl i'm talking to now has probably mid-large Cs. They're so fucking perfect... Needless to say.. its almost obssesive that i get with her...

I like her too, so both things are good
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-02-06, 23:39
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haha damn son. You definately want a large package.

This girl i'm talking to now has probably mid-large Cs. They're so fucking perfect... Needless to say.. its almost obssesive that i get with her...

I like her too, so both things are good



Nice man C's are just right to me...like that perfect size not to big not to small just fucking right....i also like the mid/small nipples none of that huge circle crap, unattractive to me.

As for the one who wanted the E's haha if she got on top during sex she would give you one hell of a concussion.....
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Old 2007-02-06, 23:48
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For me, boobs can be as big as they can get, just as long as the ass stays the same or still within the right range. Also, I don't want boobs that look like a "roadmap of Stockholm." (dethklok rules).
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2007-02-07, 00:01
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...i also like the mid/small nipples none of that huge circle crap, unattractive to me...


Yes, can't be having any big nipples though!
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Old 2007-02-07, 00:24
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Yes, can't be having any big nipples though!


Tiny nipples look weird. And even i have tiny nipples haha.

I'm not saying BIG OH LORD, but "proper" size.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-02-07, 00:57
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This is a hard question!!!

I guess it would be a nice ass.
 
Old 2007-02-07, 01:34
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Old 2007-02-07, 01:39
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tee hee.

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2007-02-07, 03:11
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Thats what i'm rammbling out. So stop your bitching.
LOL @ your trolling...

the staff here knows when one is being facetious without jr Mod wannabes playing tattletail.
 
Old 2007-02-07, 03:19
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LOL @ your trolling...

the staff here knows when one is being facetious without jr Mod wannabes playing tattletail.

Boo Hoo. Everything you post is annoying/whiney/or bitter.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-02-07, 03:24
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Boo Hoo. Everything you post is annoying/whiney/or bitter.


haha i agree. i think shes called for more than one thread to be locked after her post..
 
Old 2007-02-07, 03:28
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Thats because Bia is a cunt.

Hair is also a big turn on for me... Hair can make a chick. That is, the hair on top of the head!!!!!! not anywhere else [vomit]

if the chick has it in a good style or its well looked after they get more points. aswell as tits and ass!!!!
 
Old 2007-02-07, 03:44
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Thats because Bia is a cunt.

Hair is also a big turn on for me... Hair can make a chick. That is, the hair on top of the head!!!!!! not anywhere else [vomit]

if the chick has it in a good style or its well looked after they get more points. aswell as tits and ass!!!!


Hair is nice. I most definately like dark hair and fair skin.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-02-07, 03:46
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Ass. But not Bia's.
 
Old 2007-02-07, 04:09
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Ass. But not Bia's.


I'd totally do it. Bia has a nice ass!

Yeah, I'm more for darker haired girls I guess as well..I've never been with a blonde.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2007-02-07, 04:13
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I'd totally do it. Bia has a nice ass!

Yeah, I'm more for darker haired girls I guess as well..I've never been with a blonde.


There is nothing about Bia that is hot. You definitely say some not hot chicks are hot hahah. This isn't the first time. I guess who was your ex now?? (think i read you guys broke up or whatever, i could be wrong) she didn't look half bad.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-02-07, 04:17
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Bia is ugly. Well, not ugly, but not worth more than a seconds look in the street. you guys are easily pleased. maybe my standards are much higher.
 
Old 2007-02-07, 04:27
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Bia is ugly. Well, not ugly, but not worth more than a seconds look in the street. you guys are easily pleased. maybe my standards are much higher.

It's probably cause she likes metal. It's like this in many subcultures. E.G. Skater chicks, surfer chicks, who are in it for the guys and the scene. Not saying Bia's a scenewhore, but that many guy's (E.g Bassbehemoth) are when they see 'raunchy' pics of her on a metal forum.
 
Old 2007-02-07, 04:31
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There is nothing about Bia that is hot. You definitely say some not hot chicks are hot hahah. This isn't the first time. I guess who was your ex now?? (think i read you guys broke up or whatever, i could be wrong) she didn't look half bad.


I didn't say anything about being hot, I said she had a nice ass and I'd do her. lol. You guys are mean assholes anyways.

I rarely comment in the Tits thread, SO YOU DON'T HAVE A CLEAR INDICATION OF WHAT I FIND ATTRACTIVE LOL. I don't find plastic looking girls hot at all though. But hell, I'd still fuck em.

And my ex wasn't bad looking at all, especially being she doesn't have great pics around of her on the netz. A nigga can get the ladies too ya know.

I really gotta meet some new girls soon though...I'm tired of talking to girls that are ugly/no personality/completely insane or taken.

probz - haha you goof. I'm the fucking guy that tells her she looks good, mainly because she has a bunch of loser kids telling her she looks ugly over the internet. I don't find her ugly...if if I did, I wouldn't be making fun of young women on the internet.

Kids these days!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.

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Old 2007-02-07, 04:31
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It's probably cause she likes metal. It's like this in many subcultures. E.G. Skater chicks, surfer chicks, who are in it for the guys and the scene. Not saying Bia's a scenewhore, but that many guy's (E.g Bassbehemoth) are when they see 'raunchy' pics of her on a metal forum.

lol
Most metalhead guys are pussyass douchebags (MT is proof of that) until they grow out of it.... mostly in the early 20's so yeah...

fuck a "scene" to hang with the boys... I play guitar, period.
 
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Old 2007-02-07, 04:47
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Wait? Bias hot?

.... I'm gonna need proof, ma'am. Remove all garments, undergarments, strap this onto tha other girl, and assume the position.
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Old 2007-02-07, 04:49
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no no no no no the point of this thread is that bia is not hot.
 
Old 2007-02-07, 04:52
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Dude, our perceptions of what is hot and what is not are WAY different. What you would most likely consider to be white trash left overs I would look at and say *in southern accent* "I'm gonna marry her."


Besides, I like leftovers better. Food tastes better after you reheat it.

.... then again, I haven't even bought the food in the first place. I'm just outside the window drooling uncontrollably.
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Old 2007-02-07, 05:00
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I rarely comment in the Tits thread, SO YOU DON'T HAVE A CLEAR INDICATION OF WHAT I FIND ATTRACTIVE LOL. I don't find plastic looking girls hot at all though. But hell, I'd still fuck em.


Hey bassb... you're the third highest poster in that thread only beaten by CTL and Robbie Filth. haha Not much room to talk about not going to the tits thread.... am i right? You posted more than the post whore requiem.
But its ok i can most definately agree with the "plastic" statement. I haven't seen one picture set yet in there that i found attractive or even hot.

Yeah i know what you mean about finding new girls, i hope the one i 'mtalking to now works out...

Just found out she had some sort of internal growth removed from one of her boobs... and now she has a scar on em. It makes me sad but i have a feeling its not bad. Please....
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That first one is a pretty awesome picture imHo

That's just a bad picture. Doesn't mean she isn't hot..... but yeah, she isn't.

I'm probably very tired from saving all kinds of porn to my computer (after viewing it, of course *dirty thoughts*), but was that second picture wiggling?
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That first one is a pretty awesome picture imHo


lol what an idiot.
 
Old 2007-02-07, 08:29
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lol what an idiot.


In terms of my hotness standards? Or the fact that I was able to find a picture combining Jessica Alba, Adriana Lima, Scarlett Johansson, and Beyonce into one superface?

and CTL that picture isn't wiggling haha... porn would explain that however, so no worries.
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I'd totally do it. Bia has a nice ass!

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were i not happily taken, and were i in the same area, i would definitely persue bia, she is a bitch, but i find that stubborness attractive. i love me a woman thatll fight. plus, she listens to slayer, and thats always a great thing. and she has a perfect ass.
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Old 2007-02-07, 14:41
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Who the hell's Bia? Does she drink?
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Hey bassb... you're the third highest poster in that thread only beaten by CTL and Robbie Filth. haha Not much room to talk about not going to the tits thread.... am i right? You posted more than the post whore requiem.
But its ok i can most definately agree with the "plastic" statement. I haven't seen one picture set yet in there that i found attractive or even hot.

Yeah i know what you mean about finding new girls, i hope the one i 'mtalking to now works out...

Just found out she had some sort of internal growth removed from one of her boobs... and now she has a scar on em. It makes me sad but i have a feeling its not bad. Please....


haha, well...by "comment" I meant "tasteful comment".

Gross, that's another other thing. If you find out a girl has say, organ problems, HUGE TURN OFF. Or worse, has had an abortion. If I'm anywhere near a vagina and I know the girl has had an abortion, all I can think of is a little baby's scrambled brains being flushed out from it.

Oh yeah, and recent near-death car accidents aren't hot. Try kissing a girl whose stitches in her mouth constantly fall apart and bleed. Not to mention fucking her almost lifeless body while the ex girlfriend keeps calling during it.

haha, good times.
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haha, well...by "comment" I meant "tasteful comment".

Gross, that's another other thing. If you find out a girl has say, organ problems, HUGE TURN OFF. Or worse, has had an abortion. If I'm anywhere near a vagina and I know the girl has had an abortion, all I can think of is a little baby's scrambled brains being flushed out from it.

Oh yeah, and recent near-death car accidents aren't hot. Try kissing a girl whose stitches in her mouth constantly fall apart and bleed. Not to mention fucking her almost lifeless body while the ex girlfriend keeps calling during it.

haha, good times.


Can we say this is from experience? haha Dirty bastaaad.

Well i must definately say.. ."sickly" or broke dick chicks are definately a turn off. Like the one chick i mentioned before who developed like a life threatening illness shortly after i met her, needless to say i didn't progress after her, (also i saw pics of her and shes pretty dogly)

Nah i'm not worried about a scar or 2. From what i gather it isn't "disfiguring" you know if you see like some operations on peoples stomachs and you see like the cut area then like skin hangs over. If you get what i mean, basically removing the shape.

Just like bob job operations with the slits under the boobs doesn't both me at all, although i don't like the look of MOST (not all) fake boobs. I don't know what they feel like so from a feeling stand point i can't comment.
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Yeah, it's pretty much instinct for us to not be attracted to "sickly" woman, just for the sake of child-bearing. I don't mind a few scars either..although operations are a fucking turn off. lol.

Yeah, I'm not really attracted to fake boobs either.
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I'd totally do it. Bia has a nice ass!

Yeah, I'm more for darker haired girls I guess as well..I've never been with a blonde.


I'm definitely for the darker haired girls. I also prefer real women, the way women are supposed to look, not like how most of you prefer if I'm to judge based on the posts in the tit thread.
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I'm definitely for the darker haired girls. I also prefer real women, the way women are supposed to look, not like how most of you prefer if I'm to judge based on the posts in the tit thread.


I agree Chris....have you ever found a real woman?

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I'm definitely for the darker haired girls. I also prefer real women, the way women are supposed to look, not like how most of you prefer if I'm to judge based on the posts in the tit thread.


Most definately. I find that i definately have a particular taste in women and its definately natural girls. Hell i dont' even really like perfume that much. I'm the kind of guy that likes a womans natural scent. If id ont' like the scent its definately a key thing that relets me know that i won't like this chick, And so far its definately been true.
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I see no problem with a woman if she's had minor modifications to her design.


You jerk off to cartoons.
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Edit: Quoted bitches.
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man, stop saying "both" or "legs", or whatever. The question was ass or tits. I'm an ass man, no doubt. That's whacha pushin' on, not the tits! A nice rack is a bonus, for me at least.
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nothing wrong with hentai, w00t

Hell yeah, man. Except I think that lolicon crap is pretty sickening. Some could pass of as just regular hentai, but..... I don't wanna see Hamtaro fucking that one girl that owns him or whatever.

http://www.video-hentai.info/images/hentai.jpg
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Hell yeah, man. Except I think that lolicon crap is pretty sickening. Some could pass of as just regular hentai, but..... I don't wanna see Hamtaro fucking that one girl that owns him or whatever.

http://www.video-hentai.info/images/hentai.jpg
http://hentai.host.sk/gal/hentai_ds000416.jpg

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Save that crap for the pron thread. You and Infinity can go jerk each other off to some sailormoon porn.
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I think if anyone watches a Jasmine St. Claire video, they'll forever be changed.


Especially if they know who the Blue Meanie was. Visions of Blue Meanie fucking Jasmine St. Claire in the ass are roughly half as funny as video of the 1-2-3 Kid fucking Chyna in the ass, which I've seen, by the way.

In case you are wondering- Jasmine= everything that's wrong with porn. Fake looking, scrawny girls with disproportionately large boobs that just look out of place and disorienting, topped off with semi-pretty faces caked in tons of makeup. I hear she's a very nice woman, by the way, I just don't care for her material.
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Especially if they know who the Blue Meanie was. Visions of Blue Meanie fucking Jasmine St. Claire in the ass are roughly half as funny as video of the 1-2-3 Kid fucking Chyna in the ass, which I've seen, by the way.

In case you are wondering- Jasmine= everything that's wrong with porn. Fake looking, scrawny girls with disproportionately large boobs that just look out of place and disorienting, topped off with semi-pretty faces caked in tons of makeup. I hear she's a very nice woman, by the way, I just don't care for her material.


The Blue Meanie did a porno? Fucking sick.
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You mean "Cartoons with Tenticles" or you "jerk off with tenticles?"
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You mean "Cartoons with Tenticles" or you "jerk off with tenticles?"

Or jerk off to cartoons who are jerking off with tenticles?
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Or jerk off to cartoons who are jerking off with tenticles?


Or jerking off with tentacles to cartoons who are jerking off with tentacles to cartoons jerking off with tentacles to cartoons with tentacles?
 
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Can any of you direct me to whatever this hot porn you're talking about is. Sounds hega mot.
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Can any of you direct me to whatever this hot porn you're talking about is. Sounds hega mot.



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tits or ass? ive found that this is a very conditional question. but i think id have to go with tits.

girl: "lets do it d0gg styl3, yeah??!! teeheeLOLZi'manazzslut."
guy: "ok, just let me lick my balls first"

or even better

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God no. He did fuck Jasmine St. Claire in the ass, though. They were in a serious relationship for a while.
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Ahhh, I think I remember that whore...brunette with lot's of blue eye makeup?
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Old 2007-02-11, 01:51
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Ahhh, I think I remember that whore...brunette with lot's of blue eye makeup?


Yep... dark olive skin, scrawny body with balloons that look entirely foreign to her body.

Actually, if I knew her in real life (like I said, I've heard she's nice) and she didn't wear all that makeup and still had her natural tits, I wouldn't rule her out as a prospective date even though she's not physically my type. I've been with women skinnier than I like. As a porn actress (and in her current state), she does nothing for me.
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Old 2007-02-11, 01:53
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guy: "im gonna fuck you in the ass baby"
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I like that!
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Old 2007-02-11, 05:43
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