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Old 2007-01-15, 21:04
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I really want a perm

This is a song I wrote. I really need to get round to recordeing the vocals for these it's just that I only do vocals when no ones at home.

I don't know if this will translate, or if you know what a perm is (It may go by another name in America) but it was a popular hairstyle in England worn by men and women in the 70' - 80's.

Look at me seriously trying to explain a song about wanting a hairstyle! lol




http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/...eegan210wh9.jpg
(kevin keegan's perm)


I wish I had a perm



I wish I had a perm like Keegan in the seventies
I always thought that he looked quite heavenly
It always seemed that if you have it that way
That you'll be a success like Brian May
I won't be happy till I get some curls
And restore some order to my hectic world
I'm gettin quite bored with this style of mine
If I had a perm then I'd just feel fine

I wish I had a perm
I wish I had a perm

Now listen up girls cos I'll say this once
You can only get with me if theres a perm on your bonce
If there is one thing in this world I hate
It's girls whose hair is long and straight
I've seen seen the celebrities rockin long bangs
But I just don't like the way that it hangs
No Jennifer Aniston that's just wrong
Gimme Ellen Ripley from Alien one

I wish I had a perm
I wish I had a perm

Sometimes I want it so badly
I get so hysterical
Sometimes I just want to grow it
I pull at the follicles
Yes sometimes I get so low
But I'm just a fool though
Because I won't get my hair
To look just like a pot noodle

I wish I had a perm
I wish I had a perm

I look in the mirror and it just looks bare
Oh how I wish that a perm was there
I look at the reflection and I think "Oh darn it"
What I wouldn't give for a springy barnet
I'd love to grow my hair real long
And get to action with curling tongs
But I wouldnt get far with the hair on my head
So I'll perm my pubic hair instead
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Old 2007-01-15, 22:05
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I have a mate with a natural perm...

Some superbly clever rhyme going on there. Liked it. I can see this becoming one of those hilarious Youtube images-cut-to-music videos you get on Youtube.
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Old 2007-01-15, 23:40
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Old 2007-01-16, 11:40
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roflmao That was great! Hey, I had my hair just like that prior to having walpurgis! 0o0o When wally got older he had some gorgeous banana curls that myself and other female type people couldn't leave alone. (I saved some when he had it cut!)

Really want to hear/see this hooked up. You belong on the Bob and Tom Show.

The bitch about those type perms is when they grow out. That's why no more perms for me!
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