hehe, that's why bong hits suck, you should learn how to roll a joint

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i like bongs, but joints are sweet
I just got 5 grams of some mids and rolled 7 joints with it

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I quit.

My memory is returning, and my reaction times are sharp like they used to be.

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i just smoked my homegrown stuff for the first time today....

...and its a complete failure, haha, tastes like shit, doesnt get you high, pure crap

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I don't recall smoking out of a bong back in my days of smoking. Joints were always the way to go.

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i haven't quit, but i have slowed down considerably. i haven't purchased any marijuana in about 6 months and have opted, instead, for good alcohol. i couldn't be more happy with my decision.

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Good job moe!

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I'm going to hijack this thread for a second since I couldn't find the other thread for this. I got some molars surgically removed and they gave me some Oxycodone as painkillers. I was given 25 when I only needed two or three. So how much could I sell this for? I know there are kids at school that would buy it, namely some kids I used to jam with, but I don't partake in any drug related activity so I have no idea how much money I could get and I really want a new guitar.

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5 dollars a pill, minimum.

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I don't do pills but yeah they go for $5 a pill around here.




I might be getting a 20 bag tonight. Woot!

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Son of a bitch! I thought that stuff was more expensive than that. I also have left over Diazepam how much for that?

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to be quite honest, you could probably sell them for more. since you hold the goods, you make the price. start high and if the peeps are willing to pay, you make more bread.

also: http://www.erowid.org

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If you could find a way to get them to me, I would be MORE than happy to buy them all off of you for your own price (but don't get too greedy!).

Oh, and the diazepam I'd buy as well.

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that site is pretty interesting. i will have to talk to a friend of mine who most likely knows people who are willing to buy it.

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Won't somone be able to check that kind of stuff in the mail?

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Well, if it were mailed to my school I'm wondering if that would make a difference, since they just shove it in your box and leave it there until you pick it up.

Ideas, anybody? Cause I'm not gonna drive to Delaware

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What if i wrapped it into a T-shirt or something?

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That's either stupid or really smart, actually. I guess our exchange would consist of me sending the money first, though.

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That would help. Let's see if anyone has any better ides. Definatly don't want to do something stupid and get caught.

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Haha, dealing over metaltabs. Oh you guys.

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True, well I'm off to a concert now but we'll keep discussing this later. I hope it works out, but yeah let's wait for the more superior metalheads to chime in.

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you can put the pills in a ziplock bag and get a jar of peanut butter. scoop a lot of the peanut butter out but leave enough to coat the sides. double bag that bitch, stick it in there and and then just mail the jar of peanut butter.

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That's actually a good idea. You might want to use an off brand of peanut butter, it'd be weird if you sent a brand of peanut butter you can buy anywhere.

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Thats pretty good. Not sure how they could track that. What brands of peanut butter do you or do you not have in California? I could write a false letter and act like your cousin or something and I'm just so nice I'm giving you a huge jar of your favorite peanut butter that just isn't available in Cali.

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As long as they don't open the mail at JoeYngVai's school, it should work. The reason for the peanut butter is that drug dogs can't smell through it. Also, you may want to put a fake return address. lolololol


Just use Jiff or some other cheap brand of pb.

P.S. - you should send me a couple because i helped with the arrangements. lololol

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I just got this thought of more and more people sending illegal drugs through the mail using the peanut butter method and the reaction of the postal workers. They would think there is a new craze for exotic peanut butter or something.

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I wouldn't choose Jiff, BECAUSE CHOOSEY MOMS CHOOSE JIFF!

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do you guys not realize that this is a public forum

talking about how to mail pot and youre all one google away from anyone in the world

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yea.

lulz

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as long as you're not sending anything international, sending drugs is usually rather safe, if you're smart about it. if you ship using usps, then they have to get a warrant to search your package, but if you use ups or fedex, they can open any package they want since they're a private company. i'm pretty sure drug dogs are not used for domestic shipping, as my friend has successfully shipped pot from california on multiple occasions. and, btw, simply putting your weed in a peanut butter jar will not fool a drug sniffing dog. It's virtually impossible to fool on of those dogs.

on a related note, I'm currently devising ways to either bring or obtain weed in Japan. Japan is very very anti marijuana, which is a shame since it would pretty much be the coolest place smoke and walk around. It seems as though this task is harder than it sounds.

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They're talking about pills not weed.

I surprised not many if any smoke mairjuana in Japan, it would helpexplan their random-ass uber happy culture. But I think they do have opium.

Yeah, being stoned and walking through Tokyo would be a trip. The Japanese girls would be a plus.

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haha sounds good to me. And since I haven't given away any sort of personal information this is probably perfectly safe. Peanut butter method sounds pretty appealing.

And yes, you are my cousin/brother/something sending me party food

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fucking amateurs

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Want to teach me something?

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Lesson #1: Don't be a retard by publicly discussing the purchase of prescription narcotics.

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+1

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I'm calling the cops.

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"Hello, this Officer Smith with the Austin Police Department. May I please speak to a person who goes by the name of 'moe-blunts' on the metaltabs.com message board?"

not likely...lolol

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+ 1 lollololllz

btw I wasn't trying to be sarcastic with that "teach me" response.
I should've put this little guy there -->>

Anyways, I don't think my stupid recreational needs are concerning too many people. Further discussion would be discussed over phone/aim/e-mail, not even using any "terms" that could catch someone's attention.

I think we're alright <-- proper use.

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I already ratted TRANZ out for taking HGH when we was competing in the Special Olympics. lololol.

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HE WAS HEARTBROKEN LOLOLOL.

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im just saying you guys are going to such great lengths to be sneaky but youre discussing it on a public forum

it seems dumb to me.

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Just last week or so, my budy just turned 18. His brother mailed weed from California and as he was coming home from school the fbi were leaving his house. They were tracking his package and he says they tapped his cell phone becouse when you turn it on it does wierd shit like shows a bunch of numbers like when u turned on a computer (older). If they find out that he knew the package was coming he said he will get like 3 to 5 years.

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how much weed? I can't imagine the government really caring about like an eighth or something.

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yeah, emigrate to the fucking netherlands

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Actually I really just want to go live in Iceland.

But yeah I'm not going to just let this happen without making sure it's all okay. It IS dumb to talk about it too much on a public forum, and if it doesn't seem safe enough we won't do it.

Still, if I talk to Auyard in private and we get away from this whole forum thing then I don't think it could turn out too bad, really. However, if anybody has some information on likely hazards, please speak up.

EDIT: it got thrown out, so the whole things off now anyways.

Get back to discussions about weed now. NOW! do it!

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God damn...that was hilarious.

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If any of you seriously think talking about any of that is risky then you're crazy. You're fine. Hell, you're probably fine saying things like BOMB and PRESIDENT and IRAQ and HIJACK and MR.T and MY MOM SAYS MY CUM TASTES LIKE HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP and I CAN ONLY CUM IF I KILL A GIRL.

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ok, some friends came over yesterday and one of them left a bag of white widow on the table this morning when he left.

mwuhahahaha

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Fuck drug tests

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I had a great high not too long ago, I was hired by some dude to find his daughter (the princess) and I found her and we murdered like twelve ppl then I violated her face with my cock

if this is too BRUTAL for you FAGS, just keep in mind I'm high RIGHT NOW lol

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Lies.

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Lies.

yeah... what the fuck has happened to you?

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Lies.

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My family history research digs up all sorts of stuff. Check out this newspaper ad from 1879 for pot. http://theoldentimes.com/east_india_hemp79philpa.html
Seems they knew stuff back then that modern medicine is still trying to figure out!

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Look at my earlier birthday gift. This is what is leftover from last night, the tin was completely full 2 days ago.

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god damn I wish I never quit weed. summer is so boring without it.

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about a month or two ago..i think ...i smoked out with some friends, we did Sour Diesel. I was stuck on stupid for a long long time.. it was 9 when we lit up, then we had a music visualization on the TV from the Xbox 360, and when i came to it was past 10. it was wonderful

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Courtesy of the East Coast

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You, my friend, need to be introduced to Vodka.

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haha, I know vodka, whiskey and beer pretty well. its just more fun drinking with friends, and all my friends work all the time. With weed I could smoke up, turn on some music, and not care for 5 hours.

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I hear that... alcohol gives you massive headaches, gut rot and gluey shits too. Weed doesn't, and it tastes lovely

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People give me shit all the time cuz I like to talk about weed a lot.

Have you guys heard the shit almost practically CURES CANCER? Sorta I think.

I'll look up + post citations upon request... too lazy this moment.

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When you weigh the value of a cure for cancer against the creation and proliferation of internet trolls the debate is barely worth having - FUCK WEED.

Eh, maybe the trolls should be rolled and smoked, but they'd probably be pretty seedy.

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