That'd be great! And we could have slayme's freezone pic as the banner at the top of every thread

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every time i make an Obituary thread, it dies fast, and they are the greatest pure death metal band ever....

i wish there were more threads of bands like Amorphis, Dream Theater etc.......

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Here's a thought...make some.

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don't get me wrong here people, whatever an individual listens to is their business. it's also up to me if i want to call it a huge pile of shit or not, i reserve that right. i could almost live with it if it wasn't so god damn redundant in the Bands forum. Every other thread is about black metal, someone wanting to find good black metal bands(an oxymoron)or spam. It sucks ass. I just want fucking metal back in there and not some forum that's a tribute in disguise to a bunch of white-painted assholes who screech at the top of their lungs and think cutting themselves is rebel.

Yeah you got a good point.....i'm all for the black metal forum now.

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i don't like you either.

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Strange as this might sound, me being the drunken grumpy angry assholish yeti-beast of the forums (god damn I have a lot of nicknames) I don't have a problem with you at all, not that I can remember at least

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I think weijia is cool ... yeah ... the Chinese dude

Welcome to the signature Lord Malphas!

Thanks dude !

spam is funny, i know the mods hate it, but it is funny how the spammers present their bands..........

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hehe, check this out..

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hey guys, whats goin on?
sorry i didnt answer your posts i dont have i computer of my own at the moment, so i was using the one at the library, and i had to quit using the computer b/c they were about to close and they kicked me out. so sorry about that.

catch ya later

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good to see you death rattle, take care man and try and come around more often.

sure thing slayme, whenever im able to get to a computer i'll be sure to stop and visit the message board.

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whats up?

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not much dude, just doin the usual.....Nothin.

same here, just surfing the net, and being bored as fuck.

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but in that case i like to come here when i get bored.

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this is the place to be when you're bored, well....except
if you fall asleep

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and dont piss slayme off unless you want to end up in his sig. like me

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Hmmm... shut up.

it would be cool to be in his sig, but then again, what's
the point if it pisses him off, that's like, work for me and him...

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I think his sig is pretty funny and original.

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ha, im watching the Simpsons, they are watching the news and Kent Brochman, the news guy, says. "........and people say the phony pope can be identified by his high top sneakers and very foul mouth."

hilarious

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yeah, unlike yours

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where i am, one of tonight's episode was the one about ferious D.
".....i'll deal with those murdurous trolls, i mean,....i'll deal with those mudurous trolls"


that is classic

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I'm not trying to be funny though....

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I've asked, i've made a thread, I've said i lopved Black Metal, yet i;m still NOt in it

Come slayme ya big cunt, add me in!

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You haven't said you like mrweijia now have you?

Try it.

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HAIL WEJIA!

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whats this? my computer is fucked up, so now i have no cursor, 16 colours and my resolution's at 640 x 480. And i come here using my keyboard to move around and what do i see???? my name!!!!!!!! HAIL WEIJIA!!!!

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that wasn't sincere and you know it. i know all of you bastards wish you could personally crucify weijia upside down, slit his abdomen open and watch his bowels pour out.


it's gotta be off the cuff, unexpected.

No i mean it, wejia rocks!
(off the subject) why do you hate him, hes cool!




HAIL WEJIA, HAIL BLACK MeTAL, VARG OWNS YOU!

That enough?

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Upon thinking about...


Slayme has a crush on wejia.

hostility is the first sign of love

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very nice attempt dude, it ain't gonna work though.

I've noticed you have either a comma or period after your first 3 "FUCK..." in your sig, but the last 3 have nothing.

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I'm guessing those three people don't deserve the respect that comes with proper punctuation...but that's just me.

Howdy Mr. Noch

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Actually thats just me being human again, I must've missed that.

there ya go. decided to change them to a specific order, #1 being what i hate most.

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Congratulations...but I still prefer mine to be more broad based.

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FOR FUCKS SAKE!
This is harder than tryiong to get a nun in the sack...

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Yo.

I'm waiting on my damn idiot friend to get here so we can leave to see Kataklysm....then go to Hooters, and proceed to the Bare Fax (a strip joint). w00t! I just hope my girlfriend doesn't read this.

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dude ur lucky....i wanna see kataklysm. I'm seeing symphony x soon! yippy!

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why do u hate me so much slayme?

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Ya know, i'd like to know why you hate me too.


but i bet you're just gonna tell me to shut up

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but still, i'm almost at the top

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i cant beleive i just read all 15 pages of this shit.

congratulations, morbid death, you just entered the signature.

ahahaha yes!!!! and just to think i was only just wondering how i could get into the mighty ( ) slaymes signature. now i can die a happy happy man.

dork

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1f j00 \/\/4/\/7 70 |33 1337 1t5 d0r|<

that proves my point exactly












dork

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d00ba d00ba d00ba d0rp





O_o




ia ia ia
adu en i na ninib
ninib ba firik
firik ba pirik
pirik ba agga ba es
agga ba es ba.......

hmmmmm........



riiiiiight

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i like big butts and i cannot lie
those other brothers can't deny
when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist
and a round thing in your face
you get SPRUNG

- Sir Mix-a-lot

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dude, i love that song. "she looks like, one of those, rap guys girlfriends"

We're doing 80's rap lyrics now? Ok.

BASS! How low can you go?
Death Row, what a brother know?
Once again back is the incredible
The rhyme animal, the incredible D
Public Enemy number 1
5-0 said "Freeze!", and I got numb
But can I tell em that I really never had a gun?
It's just the wax that the Terminator X spun
Now the police got me in a cell
Cause my records, they sell
Cause a brother like me said "Well..
Farrakhan's a profit and I think that you should listen to
What he can say to you; what you oughtta do."

It's never old school - all brand new
So everybody catch - the bugaloo flu
Not like a fever - not like a cold
The beats are clear - the rhymes are bold
So don't see a doctor or see a nurse
Just listen to the music - first things first
First of all - get off the wall
It's time to party so have a ball
Because we slowed it on down - so get the hell up
Like a volcano I'll erupt
We got determination - bass and highs
White Castle fries only come in one size
What you see is what you get
And you ain't seen - nothing yet

"I got a man!"
"What cho' man got ta do wit me?"
"I got a man!"
"What cho' man got ta do wit me?"
"I got a man!"
"What cho' man got ta do wit me?"
-Positive K


i remeber at my senior year in high school, that song was nominated and won to be the class song, but the school wouldnt allow it.........

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Shut up!!! ALL OF YOU!!! Goddamn motherfucking rappers....it's bad enough that i hear it from every 2nd car passing me by on the street, now i gotta hear it in fucking METALtabs. Goddamn motherfucking posers ass white mofos.



Anyways.....i DIDN'T see the show tonight, the club was fucknig closed and no one was there.....except for this cool guy who went up to the door at the same time as us....we started talking (my 2 buddies, myself and him) and he invited us back into some alley to meet up with his 2 buddies who also wanted a death metal show. Anyways....they ended up offering us free beer and weed......so of course we took it. We chatted about metal in general for like 30 minutes until they finally climbed on a roof and started chucking rocks at cars, so we left and went to Hooters. There we drooled over breasts and drank beer.......then we went to the strip joint (one friend left cause he's too pussy.....oh yeah, his name is Father Death).....anyways, me and my non-pussy friend continued on and paid 3$ to get it, and had one shot for over 1 1/2 hours of nice entertainment at pervert's row. GREAT fucking night!!! Haha.....w00t!


Oh, i also pissed off this fucking prep ass motherfucker in his car too......it was goddamn hilarious, the guy was flipping out......hehe, score one for the metalheads!!

Metalheads 1
Gay ass prep fuck world 0

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heh, i went to Hooters as well tonight.




Father Death is a homo.

Hooters does rule......and Father Death is a homo.

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FUCKING HELL!!!

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c'mon, piss him more! you can do it!!! i wanna be next too another black metaler

SLAYME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE WEJIA LOVER!

PUT ME IN!
OR I'LL UPLOAD BM to your server!

(this is hard)

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I just wanna say, for the record, I was the only guy who quoted a rap from a metal song. So there.

Father Death is coming off homo-ish. Is it the milk up there?

And slayme, keep cthulu off the sig. Anyone who tries this hard to get there doesnt deserve it. Think about it. What'd Varg do to get there? Nothing intentionally. What about weijia? He didnt try to get there. Neither did black metal. So calm the fuck down, dude.

what did you do to that guy?

tell us!

Well, we were driving in my buddy's van and i guess my friend went just a tad too close to the line (we're in left lane) for this asshole (in the right line) with his new monte carlo and his girlfriend in the front seat.

Anyways, he honks his horn and comes face to face with me (i'm in the front seat) and i can see his lips wording "fucking fuck fuck fuck" or something......so i do the exact same to him, except i have a funny stupid look in my eyes and all i say is "rfuck fuck fuck fuck fuck". So my buddy started going a little faster, then all of a sudden you hear a big engine roar and the guy is right beside me again, and starts saying "fuck fuck..." once more.......so, i do the same just to "rev him up" even more, and it works. He speeds up ahead of us and "tries" cutting us off, even though we were slowing down and he kept going faster......what a fucking idiot.

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hail garment bags!!

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I found an Anthrax DVD for 5 bucks today in Cleveland

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that's the best rap metal song ever. real rap, and real metal.

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god damn right it is, thats why Anthrax rules all.

Yeah but that song can suck Black Lodge's balls.

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A master eye is the eye
able to behold
and part truth from lie
in what it's been told

I stand before thee, gods of all prestine
come forth to see, all things to be seen
now know the presence, and choose thy wrath
for flock of tyrants, who know not thy path

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they think they know who i am

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You thought you knew me
You hardly knew me
You dont know me, I know I shouldnt care
My crazy sense of right and wrong
That cant be made to break this
I see something wrong and I fix it with my hands
I walk the thin blue line, this cross I came to bear

Why, tell me the reasons why
Try, still I don't understand
Will I ever feel this again
Blue sky, I'll meet you in the end
Free them, free the memories of you
Free me, and rest 'til I'm with you

A day like today
My whole world has been changed
Nothing you say
Will help ease my pain

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all they know is i love to kill

Oops i did it again
I played with your heart
Got lost.....*cough*

BLOOD DEATH RAPE MURDER!!!!!!!

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hehe, good one.

the bullet connects at last.......let freedom ring with a shotgun blast

I don't get women sometimes.....well, to be honest i never have, but sometimes i REALLY don't get them.

And it's really annoying too, cause most of the time it's our fault even though we haven't done shit.

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Nah, we've done something: we've been us. At least it's a venial sin. But yeah, a lot of times trying to understand women is harder than trying to understand a really really hard to understand thing. That's right, harder than that.

It's like harder than figuring out the mathematics for the Superstring Theory. MAAAAANN!!

My prob was i started talking to my girl, and all of a sudden she said that when we starting talking on saturday she became worried about something, like she got a feeling something bad was gonna happen. But she then turned around and started acting like a bitch towards me, even though i didn't do anything (i really didn't, i was just being my normal self which she usually loves).

That's all settled now though.....so it's alright.

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that's why i don't date many chicks, i'm just friends with 'em
one chick i dated for about 3-4 months, we were happy, never
fought, always got along(and we still are friends) her dad didn't
like me, so she broke up with me.
almost every class there's always some chick that just for some reason
just starts talking to me, or i just start talking to them...

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just ran a search on the words "black metal" in thread titles. came up with around 20. this was in the bands forum

ran a search on "death metal" came up with 3.



sad sad sad.

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why sad ?

just because you don't like it ?

was i talkin to you? go back to your now playing thread.

I was just asking

You're not weijia, but shut the fuck up. Trendy motherfucker.

why did you call me trendy motherfucker ? ... I don't see a reason

I'm with the 2 guys with similar avatars.....shut up and go back to your damn shit threads.

I propose a ban of "Now Playing" threads.....they are absolutely the most worthless threads. Even spam are more useful, they MIGHT actually show us something good....but Now Playing??? Who the fucks cares what's playing on some guy's stereo 1000 miles away?? I certainly don't.....it's probably got something to do with liking pussy/black metal.

My way of protesting Now Playing is to not post in it.....i did post in the first one, i think twice....but that's it. I'm through with it. Who's with me??? (Black metal sucks too!)

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If you dont like it delete it or close I don't really care

I've posted a few times in there, but really like you said, whats the point? It's thread masturbation.

I can't, i'm not a mod in this forum.

Trust me, if i was it would have been long gone by now.

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Tell slayme ... he's one

I'm sure he read my post......it's up to him to close it.

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