Here's a little holiday song I just wrote parodying Rudolph. An Edsel is a car from back in 1958. Collectible now. I know none of you were there, but I was.
"Buford, The Rusty Edsel"
Buford the rusty Edsel
Had a very leaky tank
And those that were around him
Said that he smelled really rank
All of the other old Fords
Used to sputter, hiss, and cough
Buford just couldn't do that
Cuz his bumpers would fall off
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Junkman came to say
Buford with your missing parts
And battery that never starts
You're getting towed away now
Nothing worth parting out
Buford the rusty Edsel
You're gonna soon be history
Ba-da-da-da- dahhhhh!
Buford, you'll soon be history
da-dah-da dahhhhhhh!!!!
BJH
12/10/2006
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
