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Old 2011-06-20, 15:34
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I just find "Assault that Ass". what's ass assult?

Its when another man forces his pee-pee into another man's butthole
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Old 2011-06-20, 17:59
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It's actually the nick name given to the pre-work out supplement Assault.

But I like the google result aswell.
 
Old 2011-06-20, 19:24
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You guys are all ghey.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Old 2011-06-20, 19:32
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If I was ghey I would have had so many sex by now
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Old 2011-06-23, 06:44
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So fucking stoked to see Golers live this Saturday. It's like a delicious combination of thrash metal + grindcore + crust punk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rojMBfBkdYQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63oFu-il9g4
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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Old 2011-06-24, 17:58
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If I was ghey I would have had so many sex by now


Story of my life.
 
Old 2011-06-24, 19:22
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Do I detect a metaltab romance there? awwww....



ewwwww
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2011-06-25, 18:08
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Do I detect a metaltab romance there? awwww....



ewwwww

Certainly not, maybe from his point of view but all I am saying is dudes seem to hit on me more than womens.
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Old 2011-06-26, 03:41
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Certainly not, maybe from his point of view but all I am saying is dudes seem to hit on me more than womens.


Nothing wrong with that, time for you to swim to the other side of the lake
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Old 2011-06-26, 15:32
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That's like saying I should become a Mormon just because they come to my doorstep and offer me bibles and a membership.
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Old 2011-06-26, 22:25
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Its when another man forces his pee-pee into another man's butthole
It's what anybody who falls asleep on my couch wakes up to when the GHB wears off.
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Old 2011-06-27, 14:06
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I'd let you do some deep oil drilling on me for some free GHB.
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Old 2011-07-02, 07:10
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Old 2011-07-05, 12:11
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starting to play rugby again after an 8 week break

starting to make my drivers license

Municipal Waste
Bonded By Blood
Triptykon

ah yeah and the festival season has begun
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Old 2011-07-08, 16:57
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Atmosphere

That is all.
 
Old 2011-07-12, 22:43
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Epic Meal Time, am I right HATERS?

I'm waiting for the episode when BassB comes out in it.
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Old 2011-07-13, 00:49
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2011-07-13, 14:35
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Atmosphere

That is all.


I can rap all of Little Man. It is insanely fun lol. Took me forever to learn.
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!


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Old 2011-07-14, 06:23
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Epic Meal Time, am I right HATERS?

I'm waiting for the episode when BassB comes out in it.



Fuck, I've started watching those videos before I eat supper for motivation to eat more.It's actually pretty fun.

Fast Food Sushi looks amazing.
 
Old 2011-07-22, 19:17
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Currently growing a few super hot peppers: Bhut Jolokia (ghost chilli), Yellow 7 Pot, Red Habanero, and Pusa Jawa.

The jolokia was the hottest pepper in the world up until recently as its position was usurped by a Trinidad Butch T Scorpion pepper that was grown by the same guy I bought the jolokia off of (and confirmed by Guinness). I cannot fucking wait to try this pepper as its suppose to be on a completely different level of "heat". For reference, the standard habanero is at around 100,000–350,000 on the Scoville scale while the jolokia is around 1,000,000+. The yellow 7 pot is a pepper from the Caribbean that is also mean hot. It apparently gets its name because one pepper is enough heat for 7 pots of food. The red habanero and pusa are just great standard cooking peppers that provide a more reasonable level of heat and taste. Should be regretting all of this in about 100 days.
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Old 2011-07-23, 06:43
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You are insane man. I was so stupid to think I can handle the heat of a habanero and ate one raw together with the dad of a friend of mine (who is a professional pepper-eating contest dude, as he told me afterwards).
Anyway it ended up I was crying for about 30min and the next day I had the stomach problems of my life.
Since then I train with Rooster sauce and Tabasco
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Old 2011-07-23, 10:42
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In my spare time, I watch people chug liquor and eat hot peppers on youtube.
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Old 2011-07-23, 16:00
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You are insane man. I was so stupid to think I can handle the heat of a habanero and ate one raw together with the dad of a friend of mine (who is a professional pepper-eating contest dude, as he told me afterwards).
Anyway it ended up I was crying for about 30min and the next day I had the stomach problems of my life.
Since then I train with Rooster sauce and Tabasco

Haha! Habaneros can pack a mean little punch, but its not too bad. I've eaten a handful raw (whole, and no milk or water for 15 minutes) to get myself "in shape" for the super hots over the last month and it was never too bad although I've always had a good tolerance for heat. However, I do often get some pretty bad stomach aches from it so I find it best to drink a glass of milk or some pepto about 20 minutes before to coat your stomach.

This man is my fucking hero. Here he is eating what is now the hottest pepper ever recorded and he takes it like a champ, along with his other 100-something videos of him eating whole, raw dangerously hot peppers that he grows. He's the dude I bought the seeds from.
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Old 2011-07-24, 07:50
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In my spare time, I watch people chug liquor and eat hot peppers on youtube.


Is that fulfilling for you? I looked for some cayenne plants, but it was too late in the season so I settled for some California Wonders, which are just plain green peppers, and a pimento pepper. I've never grown one of them and it should be a pretty plant. It's got quite a few flowers on it right now.

I think you guys that eat those super hot peppers that hurt yourselves are actually closet cutters that have found an acceptable way to maim yourselves.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2011-07-24, 14:49
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I was at at a pub a few months back. We all decided to eat their so we could have some nice cold beers with our meals. I ordered mild hot wings then I saw below at the very bottom of the menu they also had blazing hot. I asked the waiter if the cook would allow one of the wings to be made with the blazing sauce so I could try it. After signing a waiver and waiting on my order, the order arrived with my 5 mild wings and this 1 blazing hot wing with a slice of jalapeno on top. The one wing looked so weird it was like a reddish purple. One of the guys decided he would stick his finger in the sauce that was running off the wing and just try it, his face turned red as this smiley . So I decided to take a bite out of this thing, the first 3-5 seconds were fine after I chewed and swallowed, then my mouth caught fire I got the hiccups and my stomach felt like hell. I jugged two beers after that, it took near 20 minutes for my mouth, throat, and stomach to stop burning and 30 minutes for the hiccups to go away. I couldn't even eat. I'll never do that shit again.
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Old 2011-07-24, 19:01
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What's the place called?

I usually get the really spicy wings if a place offers it. DERICIOUS! Though places like that usually use extracts for their hothot sauces (if not just a pre-made bottle) and that shit kills your stomach.
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Old 2011-07-25, 07:19
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Old 2012-04-09, 10:03
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I have been obsessed with surf music for like the past month. The bass lines are so fucking fun to play.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2012-04-23, 14:33
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2012-04-24, 03:15
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I have been obsessed with surf music for like the past month. The bass lines are so fucking fun to play.

I can't remember where I was introduced to this, but you may enjoy it- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QLxdNqMXBM

EDIT: This too - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZAr...feature=related
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