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Old 2010-10-07, 16:56
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They say human flesh tastes like chicken, and that chicken tastes like everything, so does human flesh taste like everything too? It's certainly something I'll be keeping in mind the next time I have sausages.


If well trained the muscullus deltoideus must taste very good.
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Old 2010-10-07, 16:58
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who says that ? I really want to google "human flesh tastes like" but I think if I'll wait to get away from the office for that.

I would really like to see what happens if you post a thread on a bodybuilding forum that says "does a muscular person's body taste better than a non-muscular person?"

hahahahahahah
 
Old 2010-10-07, 17:11
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OFF TOPIC - KEEP THIS SHIT IN THE CULINARY THREAD PEOPLE
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Old 2010-10-07, 17:14
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If well trained the muscullus deltoideus must taste very good.
Not to mention the yummy oils body-builders use on themselves; it's like they've been marinading for decades!

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who says that ? I really want to google "human flesh tastes like" but I think if I'll wait to get away from the office for that.

I would really like to see what happens if you post a thread on a bodybuilding forum that says "does a muscular person's body taste better than a non-muscular person?"

hahahahahahah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ceBxQSRLrg

I wonder how placenta would fit into a body-builder's diet...

Does that count as cannibalism? If not, where's the fuckin' line? Most people stop at earwax and snot, but literally eating out your wife is in a league of its own.

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Haha I was gonna post my recipe for placenta burgers over there, but I'm not sure if I wanna give away the secrets of my special burger relish just yet.

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Old 2010-10-07, 20:08
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Hahahaha, placenta burgers. Gotta remember that next time I'm ordering fast food.

Anyone remember Hufu, aka Human Tofu? Some dude made it to resemble the taste of human flesh. The creater, Nuckols-something, said in an interview "I think that a lot of the pleasure of eating the Hufu product, is imagining you're eating human flesh. For that moment, you can join the fraternity of cannibals... If you really want to come as close as possible to the experience of cannibalism, Hufu is your best option."

And remember that it was a hoax? Man, was I happy/sad to find that out.

I love cold weather with rain. Stop being a pussy, Goms. Be a man.

Of course, cold weather + rain in California means a light drizzle and 60ş weather. Man are we pussies.
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Old 2010-10-07, 21:57
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I've read that a tribe in the jungle somewhere (my research is meticulous, as always) call humans "long pigs" because we taste like pork and are, well, longer than standard issue pigs. Chicken-flavoured human flesh is mentioned quite a lot by the likes of Dahmer and other serial man-munchers. Either way we sound like we'd be fucking delicious with onions and gravy.

I love rain, and I know that's something only gays and burn victims say, but it's just so awesome. I love the feeling of it, the way the people I'd never normally talk to all run indoors leaving me to walk the streets with a fully exposed erection just as God intended, and I love the way everything looks and smells when it's raining or been raining. It also makes me think of golden showers splashing against my tonsils from a thousand pussies in the sky.
 
Old 2010-10-07, 22:15
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"Long pigs". Damn, that's cold. I'd eat me.

And just like that, the rain and coldness is gone. THANKS FOR JINXSDSXING IT, IAN!
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Old 2010-10-09, 18:11
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Old 2010-10-09, 20:29
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Old 2010-10-13, 22:38
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Old 2010-10-13, 23:32
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I remember yeeaarrs ago I had this truely bizarre side-scrolling Rammstein video game. You just walked around shooting things, including those weird blow-up dolls they use live that made a sound when they popped as if someone made a Raptor suck on a few tanks of helium.

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Old 2010-10-14, 00:56
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You just got SCII? whats your realID nigga?
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Old 2010-10-14, 06:34
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Nah, I've had it for awhile, I just never got around to the campaign. To be honest, I've really only barely played it since beta. Now I only play against a few friends and have only played league a handful of times, which, to be even more honest, is half because I was a little dishearten that I got placed in Silver league (when I was used to Gold/Platinum) and also because SC just takes too much time. I much prefer to just play with friends. My realID is Dyldo or, deadheadroses@ gmail . com
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Old 2010-10-14, 12:46
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Its interesting how a lot of people take it the same way you do, very competitively. Most people get placed in silver or bronze at first anyway, I wouldn't worry about where you are because there is always a shitload of players better anyway.

There was actually a whole mini-essay somewhere about the psychological aspects of starcraft 1v1 games. Basically it makes people feel great when they win, and feel worthless when they lose, and in some cases this is when the bad manners start spewing out from the losing player. So just forget about your ego and have fun, most people can't seem to do this.

I got placed in Bronze, even after beta, and now I'm in upper Platinum and stuck there so you could probably do about the same. Didn't really take much time either. most of my games are from when I crawled up to plat.
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Old 2010-10-30, 11:22
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Old 2010-11-02, 00:59
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Old 2010-12-18, 23:55
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Old 2010-12-19, 14:37
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I'm right there with you. I'll take long breaks from Cryptopsy and then pop in any album and it'll blow my mind like the first time I heard it. Sad they went to such UTTER shit.
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Old 2010-12-20, 05:34
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Old 2010-12-20, 17:21
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Preparations at the gym cause I`m going to start playing rugby
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Are ya gonna wear those cute little short shorts?
Stick an orange on the inside of your elbow and squeeze it til it pops. I saw Tosh.0 doing that to various things and it was pretty cool. What a manly man.
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Old 2011-01-05, 18:03
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This week's obsession for me has been my tireless and, frankly, heroic efforts to get my favourite porn site to not realise I'm accessing it via a mobile phone, thus preventing it from redirecting me to a non-free mobile-specific porn site. It was working for months, but every now and again it rumbles me and leaves me at the mercy of Google Images. I can't get any momentum going when I have a single picture of each woman to work with. Christ, I long for my early days when I was content with the lingerie section of a clothing catalogue. "FUCK, YOU CAN SEE HER NIPPLES! EVEN MORE FUCK, YOU CAN SEE A SHADOW WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE HER PUBES SHOWING THROUGH HER UNDERWEAR! I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE IT'S PUBES!" *spurt spurt spurt spurt spurt*

Neverending Story, my arse. I could quite vividly imagine myself a pair of tits on a hat stand back in the day. I even imagined a massive blue vein on one of them, just to really hammer home the gritty reality of yummy breastage.
 
Old 2011-01-10, 21:14
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This week's obsession for me has been my tireless and, frankly, heroic efforts to get my favourite porn site to not realise I'm accessing it via a mobile phone, thus preventing it from redirecting me to a non-free mobile-specific porn site. It was working for months, but every now and again it rumbles me and leaves me at the mercy of Google Images. I can't get any momentum going when I have a single picture of each woman to work with. Christ, I long for my early days when I was content with the lingerie section of a clothing catalogue. "FUCK, YOU CAN SEE HER NIPPLES! EVEN MORE FUCK, YOU CAN SEE A SHADOW WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE HER PUBES SHOWING THROUGH HER UNDERWEAR! I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE IT'S PUBES!" *spurt spurt spurt spurt spurt*

Neverending Story, my arse. I could quite vividly imagine myself a pair of tits on a hat stand back in the day. I even imagined a massive blue vein on one of them, just to really hammer home the gritty reality of yummy breastage.

usually the free previews on porn sites have been enough for me, but I understand your pain. I used to do some trickery with Twistys.com when I was a child of 14 years, I would look at the main page for the models, but their sets where always locked to members only. So I just googled twistys+model name and always got to sets/my whack material. not sure if this works anymore.

Sadly this week I have been obsessed with Deadmau5
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Old 2011-01-12, 07:23
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Old 2011-01-18, 12:33
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usually the free previews on porn sites have been enough for me, but I understand your pain. I used to do some trickery with Twistys.com when I was a child of 14 years, I would look at the main page for the models, but their sets where always locked to members only. So I just googled twistys+model name and always got to sets/my whack material. not sure if this works anymore.

Sadly this week I have been obsessed with Deadmau5
I accessed my favourite porn site last night on my PC and it appears to have been sold to someone else; the site looks kinda the same, but the first thing I saw when I clicked on it was someone with a finger through right the helmet of their cock, under a new category heading called "Piercings". Christ, I think I've had my fill of that particular website, so my mobile phone woes no longer a problem!

Fuck me, that shit just makes me afraid to take a piss, I don't understand who'd wanna see that carnage when they're trying to crack one off
 
Old 2011-01-18, 13:35
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Old 2011-01-18, 15:33
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Old 2011-01-18, 16:45
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You're not a bouncer anymore?

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Old 2011-01-18, 17:52
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Was programming video games for a good minute. Ones I started back school the guy started acting funny, so I just walked out. He started acting funny about money and the gangster side of me doesn't care for that much. So filled out three applications last night, turned them in today shooting for a server job. Even though I have a deep hatred for human kind, tips can be good.

I might head back to bouncing part time if someone needs one. Just after pulling that 3 month stint last year working at the club for a friend, it takes its toil on you. Even though I try to be wiser than I use to be when I first started bouncing(me about 19 years old), I can still manage to get my self involved in an all night drinking bench with the owner(s), and coworker(s). Also, I'm married now and I don't trust my self in that enviroment again, the things I did. I hope that I can make it if push come to shove with it, I'll keep my ring on at all times hell even then though some women don't care.

I'm hoping for a club bartender job position to come up, that way I can go to school, be a server like at a high volume or high class place that closes about 10:30, and on Fri & Sat nights bartend some where. The women bartenders i use to work with told me to always take your wedding band off, you get more tips(they claimed it went for both genders). Gotta do what you gotta do I guess.

Just my hours for school suck right now, I go from approx Monday-Friday 9:30-3:30. The breaks I have between class's suck man(Hour Long Breaks). This schedule also made the guy act funny about money(he thought he was gonna get over 30 hours out of me for like 55% reduced pay, screw that. I may not have broke 40 but I was at 32.5 something, no way in hell I'd take a 55% reduction). But come to find out he's software and hardware firm are going broke so, it sucks because the people I worked with were good guys. But I'm sure they have backup plans, and maybe this final project will turn out good; because it is the last project, funds are low. It was alot of bull too, like I've worked my ass off my whole life and worked hard and I gotta say for all the people I worked for(mostly part time because I held that full time one for seven years(my first job) until moving) I've never met a boss like him. Yes I'm ranting at this point but who cares. I don't know if he was like always fretting his business was barely making it or what, but there were a millions things that I could have pointed out to this guy to help save money. I mean anyone could have seen where the corners were to save cash, but for some reason he didn't. But I saved him some money. I could have choked that guy out, not trying to sound bad online, but if he would have been 20 years younger I would have. It was just the integrity party I guess that pissed me off. Just another snake in the grass, whom will get his I guess in due time. Thought about turning the guy in(lots of pirating and name infringement going on there.) My stuff was legit I used linux,java, php, etc. Open source stuff. Apparently he did the same to two other guys as well. But turning him in would mean him loosing everything, and someone at that age I don't want that on my conscience. Live and let live I guess. I mentioned it to someone yesterday and they hit me with a quote from the bible which quite amused me, "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone". It was stated just at the right time where my brain was like very true.

Anyway back to school, you guys know I've been in college ever since I signed up for this board. I started college in Jan 06. Well guess what after my transfer to the new university I still have 2 and a half years left, and not enough finacial aid to cover it(Got just enough for next semester). Worried shitless that I'm gonna be stuck with almost 30+ thousand dollars in loans, and not have a degree to get a job in programming that pays good to pay them off.

Honestly, the older I get the more it seems like the world is out to get me. But I guess bad choices in the short term can lead to grave results in the long term. Blah Paddy where the fuck is the time machine at? I need to go slap my 16 year old self in the face.
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Old 2011-01-18, 18:52
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Pr0', you've come this far and you have a little family now. You're making an honest effort. Don't kick yourself. Everyone makes wrong decisions and bad decisions at some point in time. Some do it continually. Be wise about your future choices and do the best for you and your missus. As far as taking off your ring, that's a promise between you and your wife regardless of what you're doing. Unless it's something that make cause you to get the skin peeled off your finger, or if it might get stolen somehow, leave it on. I think you've made a very good choice not putting yourself into a situation that, in the past, wouldn't have mattered to anyone. Now you're being very considerate to your wife which is cool.
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Ugh! I hate Epic Meal Time! Seriously I don't get why anyone would create some of the monstrosities those guys do. But holy shit just... why?


Bacon.
Yeah but the new episode is really disgusting with all that chicken hearts wrapped in bacon and chocolate
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- The Vandals. Namely the album Live Fast, Diarrhea.
- The Descendents.
- Dead Kennedys.
- The Adolescents.
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- Reading the most recent book by David Icke. For those of you who know who he is; no, I'm not insane, and I don't believe most of what he says. However, he does speak some truths in regards to Zionism and a few other political subjects.
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Fleshgod Apocalypse? That sounds like a dream Bruce Vilanch told me he had in 1983. If that's the way the world is going out, sign me up!

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When you're a dried up AIDS-ravaged husk putting bone dents into your hospital bed, feverish with disease and delirious with fear and exhaustion, your world will probably seem to end in exactly this manner. Giant blood-spurting cocks bearing down on you, muscle-bound men with handlebar moustaches sodomising themselves on the Empire State building, it will a veritable fagatronic End of Days.
 
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Been to the Nether already?
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It's an interesting game, really depends on the server. Some servers are not maintained and give me a headache. I built some stuff but haven't really played in a while.
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People tend not to take notice when the bus is bright yellow. Unless you're doing it from the outside in, of course.
 
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Very nice.

What's that Gomers?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!

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Old 2011-05-25, 17:48
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That's the full name for what we call E. Coli in the states - that really sucks dude.
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It's a special form of e.coli, full name is enterehemorrhagic e.coli.
That little bastard is pretty common in cows and now guess how cow shit comes on the crops here. Yep that's right fertilizers are the enemy
Anyway first you get a gastroenteritis, then you shit and piss blood, your kidneys get gangrenous and then you're dead if the docs aren't able to help you fast enough. It's like a second USA right now, nobody buys vegetables.

I'm so worried bout some vegan and vegetarian friends of mine, holy shit
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I wondered if it was a type of e. coli. Salad's over rated anyways. I'd think thoroughly washing the cukes would be okay, but the skin is still kind of porous, I suppose. Can you get hydroponic tomatoes there? That would take care of the animal fertilizer thing. They don't taste as good, but at least they'd be safe. I hope they pinpoint the source and can remedy it.
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Fuck fresh vegetables. Salad is disgusting unless it's on a sandwich.

I'd imagine you could still eat most frozen vegetables, though, right? Most it has been frozen and sitting around freezers in warehouses and supermarkets for months before this outbreak even happened. I eat a lot of Green Giant frozen vegetables and they're surprisingly edible.
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ah yeah and Shining especially the Halmstad album. Fuck Kvarforth this poser whore but his music is genius!
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They will be in the Bay Area this month and I'm looking forward to it.

I just saw the video the for The Victorious Reign. Even though I had heard the song way before, after seeing the video, I can't stop listening to it.

Interesting how sometimes when you see a video you view the song in a completely different light, both good and bad.
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Oh my MUTHAFUCKIN GOOOOD Sludge/Doom is so damn good I'm dying right now actually.

ah yeah and Shining especially the Halmstad album. Fuck Kvarforth this poser whore but his music is genius!

I need some new Doom shit. What's the best album to check out?

I have one of Shining's earlier albums. Its good for depressing, repetitive BM. The new shit I heard sounded pretty awful.
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I have one of Shining's earlier albums. Its good for depressing, repetitive BM. The new shit I heard sounded pretty awful.



I think you'd reaaaaaaaaally like the V-album. It's the only album I really like, the <V ones don't really do anything for me, and the stuff afterwards I find flat out boring, but V actually is a reaaally good album. Got fusion-bass all over the place, nice structures etc.
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"Watching From a Distance" by Warning is a fine album, someone got me to tab a song from it for them and I was hooked from then on. Their earlier stuff is bollocks, however.
 
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Other cool doom shit (Gomli I think you'll like this but don't shoot me if you don't), Cough - Sigillum Luciferi

Other cool album I think y'all and especially Dyldo should check is Giant Squid - Metridium Fields. Has some filler but good shit nonetheless.

Also, Hour of 13's self titled JUST LISTEN TO THE ENDING also check this sawng, real good old skool 70's protodoom album this is, yeah.

Also EVERYONE CHECK OUT THE LAMP OF THOTH and ALSO THIS SONG


Reverend Bizarre - III - So long suckers is my favourite doom album EVER. No links here, just fucking download this 2-disc monster and listen it through. If you check nothing of this post at least fucking do this.
It has EVERYTHING, crushing slow doom shit, rocking doom shit, BEST BASSPLAYER EVER, BEST SINGER EVER, BEST LYRICS EVER, BEST DRUMMER EVER and a really good guitarist.
Ah to hell with it I will manually type the album name a lot of times now manually no copypaste here only old skool typing is real
Reverend Bizarre - III - So Long Suckers
Reverend Bizarre - III - So Long Suckers
Reverend Bizarre - III - So Long Suckers
Reverend Bizarre - III - So Long Suckers
Reverend Bizarre - III - So Long Suckers
Reverend Bizarre - So Long Suckers
Reverend Bizarre - III- So Long Suckers
Reverend Bizarre - III - So Long Suckers
Reverend Bizarre - III - So Long Suckers
So Long Suckers
Reverend Bizarre number 3
Reverend Bizarre - 3 - So Long Suckers
Reverend Bizarre - III - So Long Suckers
Reverend Bizarre - III - So Long Suckerss
Reverend Bizarre - III - So Long Suckers
Reverend Bizarre - III - So Long Suckers
Reverend Bizarre - III - Peace, bitches.
Reverend Bizarre - III - So Long Suckers
Reverend Bizarre - III - So Long Suckers
Reverend Bizarre - III - So Long Suckers
Reverend Bizarre - III - So Long Suckers
Alright I'm hungry now.
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Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
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Other cool doom shit (Gomli I think you'll like this but don't shoot me if you don't), Cough - Sigillum Luciferi

Also EVERYONE CHECK OUT THE LAMP OF THOTH and ALSO THIS SONG


fuck damnasscrap shit whore Cough are THE fucking shit man THAAAANKYOU!!

Can't stand the vocals from Lamp of Thoth though.
You guys really should listen through Halmstad and Klagopsalmer from Shining. It's like old Shining with a better sound. Also check their new video :
[ENTER SWEDISH SHIT HERE] (sry Patrik)
But once again Kvarforth is still a pussy. That bitch
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That Cough track was cool, that guy has a great scream. Can't listen to Giant Squid for some reason, blocked by youtube on my side.

I actually met Kvarforth in Norway at some bar. He was a fucking idiot.
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