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learning stuff about the ottoman empire and russia
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Starcraft 2
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My ign is Kaim, I think I'm hr. 8 as well. been mostly playing offline to get better weapons and armor. Still running around in Great Jaggi armor. But I built it up pretty well. Just got a long sword!
I don't have wii speak, or a keyboard atm either...kinda sucks
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I was wondering if we had to be in the same server/gate/etc. Doesn't really say anything in the booklet.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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I'm pretty famous for direction-reading. Everyone asks me to do shit for them, and I just kinda read a paragraph and do what ever is needed.
I remeber staying with my ex-girlfriend and her family...every ten minutes there would be "Wesley, can you help me with this?"
two fucking seconds of direction reading would fix everything.
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I've never heard Endstille, but that image is forever burned into my mind. Might even be funnier than this Rob Darken photo. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DCFG3ukyT...teens_metal.jpg
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I love this stuff too.
God dammit, now I have a craving for something orange.
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This week I am also obsessed with the old Tamla Motown records. There has never been a rhythm section as good as the original Funk Brothers were, and there never will be. They were the best, period.
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Another reason why you guys should come here
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Okay, I'm an old time Motown fan. Enlighten me who Funk Bros. were. Every other 45 of mine had the half blue label and half Detroit map on it.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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The Funk Brothers was the nickname of Detroit, Michigan, session musicians who performed the backing to most Motown Records recordings from 1959 until the company moved to Los Angeles in 1972.
Early members included bandleader Joe Hunter and Earl Van Dyke (piano); James Jamerson (bass guitar); Benny "Papa Zita" Benjamin and Richard "Pistol" Allen (drums); Paul Riser (trombone); Robert White, Eddie Willis, and Joe Messina (guitar); Jack Ashford (tambourine, percussion, vibraphone, marimba); Jack Brokensha (vibraphone, marimba); and Eddie "Bongo" Brown (percussion).
Basically the people who recorded the instrumental tracks for the hit singers. These guys were barely credited on the albums though, even though they probably had more combined talent than the singers lol.
There will never be a rhythm section with the sound and feel these two had. It was magic.
http://rhythmicsoul.files.wordpress...uriel-jones.jpg
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You're right. Some of those old groups were just singers, but they had the works backing them and they made the songs really shine. Thanks for the info!
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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If you ever want to see a good Motown documentary, you should see if you can find this. I watched it with my ol' man the other day and it was fantastic.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0314725/
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Devourment
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REPULSION! 
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and NOFX, been listening to alot of NOFX lately.
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Fuuuuuck yeah. For me it`s:
- sport
- Tygers of Pan Tang
- spending more time with a girl from my school
- and waiting for my fucking order 
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I already told you, I'm not shipping it until you send MONEY. I do not accept goatse reenactment photos as currency.
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Hell yeah dude, they were one of my first obsessions in music. I haven't heard their last 2 albums yet though.
My weeks obsessions:
Good Beer
Pepto Bismal (fucking stomach aches)
Thin Lizzy
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Super dense read, but fascinating. If you are interested in philosophy and human consciousness in general, then so far I would highly recommend the read.
I also bought his book The Blank Slate: A Modern Denial Of Human Nature on the same day. I'll jump into that once I'm finished.
This is also a hilarious read, although I haven't finished it. An excerpt was quoted in How The Mind Works, and it's about an extraterrestrial reporting to his leader on the human race.
Link: Meat
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Yeah man I've been into them since I was about 14 or 15. Fat Mike is a great songwriter, and a pretty damn good bass player for that matter. Their new albums are still pretty good. Obviously they aren't as incredible as Ribbed, Punk In Drublic or Pump Up the Valuum, but they are still pretty catchy.
This is one of their newer songs:
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Thin Lizzy were a fucking awesome band man. Phil Lynott was a great bass player and singer. It's always the good ones that have to die
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You hear about that show Fat Mike played as Cokey the Clown (I think that's the name)? He first came out and served to the crowd a bottle's worth of shots of tequila and then played a set of some really depressing songs about him watching a girl get raped, his father beating him, etc. At the very end, they showed a video of him PISSING into the same fucking bottle of tequila that he served to the crowd as he was about to come out on stage.
I don't know what the hell I'd do if I was one of the unsuspecting victims. Good thing I'm not a Fat Mike/NOFX fan. The video is online somewhere if you're interested.
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In the interview they asked him how he felt about the ban, and he said "it was cool actually, I've always wanted to be banned from somewhere." 
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Shin Ramyun Gourmet Spicy Noodles. If you enjoy Ramen Noodles and love spicy food, you must try these immediately! I recommend having a glass of cold water near at all times
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Are those usually at any Super Market or do I have to go to an Asian World Emporium Super Sale Extravaganza place?
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I don't want to say that they are common, but they definitely aren't rare. I found that photo on the Walmart website haha. I'm sure the local grocery shop should carry them, my mom gets them at the store all the time. You can get a box of 20 packs on Amazon for like $15 if needed.
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hugs to you both
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Okay this week was all about:
Alcohol
At The Gates
Iron Maiden
new shoes (Vans)
pain in my right arm from playing too much guitar
hit myself against a wall for not banging this chick on monday
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How's your new penis, Gomli?
This week:
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topdocumentaryfilms.com
Viggo Mortensen
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You won`t believe it. The surgery is now on tuesday instead of today, just because the fucking docs weren`t able to communicate with the hospital. The dudes at the hospital didn`t even had me on their list.
I had the talk with the anesthesist yesterday and she was literally shocked when she saw what the urologist ticked on the list with the anesthetic-methods. He wanted that I get a spine anesthesia, but she explained to me that this can be extremely unhealth or nearly deadly to 17yrs old. I mean wtf?
Fuck docors and especially secretairies (they are there to get banged, I mean just look at the name secretary, it`s not accidental that the word "secretion" hints in there).
Ziltoid out
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2010-07-16, 14:03
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He's getting reduction surgery. See, Gomli saw this news story about a guy who started injecting silicone into his dick and decided to give it a go. After the bulbous monster got too uncomfortable to walk around with, and too big to realistically satisfy any woman, Gomli decided it was time to shave it down to its original state.
Unless I've heard falsely?
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Nah, that sounds about right.
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I had a spinal for my firstborn. The main thing is not to sit up for about a day after it or you can get bad headaches. I already had headaches so I don't think it did anything to me. But if there's another method other than sticking a needle into your spinal fluid let them do that. Ask. It's your body. They work for you so don't settle if you aren't certain.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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You won`t believe it. The surgery is now on tuesday instead of today, just because the fucking docs weren`t able to communicate with the hospital. The dudes at the hospital didn`t even had me on their list.
I had the talk with the anesthesist yesterday and she was literally shocked when she saw what the urologist ticked on the list with the anesthetic-methods. He wanted that I get a spine anesthesia, but she explained to me that this can be extremely unhealth or nearly deadly to 17yrs old. I mean wtf?
Fuck docors and especially secretairies (they are there to get banged, I mean just look at the name secretary, it`s not accidental that the word "secretion" hints in there).
Ziltoid out
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Secretary is actually derived from Middle English "sexretare"; who were women (primarily) in charge of mail, taking notations, filing papers, and providing sex to lawyers and other such scholarly men. Receptionist traces it's roots back to medieval "resexionist". Sex. It's for sex.
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I had a spinal for my firstborn. The main thing is not to sit up for about a day after it or you can get bad headaches. I already had headaches so I don't think it did anything to me. But if there's another method other than sticking a needle into your spinal fluid let them do that. Ask. It's your body. They work for you so don't settle if you aren't certain.
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I had a general anesthesia already and it was pretty good actually :P I`m happy with that choice and so it will be done.
The thing what makes me think about all this is, that I am operated at 6.45am so I have to be in hospital at around 5.45am. I guess I will be so tired I don`t need to get an anesthesia at all.
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To get your foreskin cut off? hahaha I double dare ya! Although I had one completely natural childbirth and didn't have any so you might be too tired to feel much or at least to care.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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I`m happy with that decision. Just imagine seeing the docs work in my abdominal area would make me cry like a little girl.
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Oh, you'll be fine.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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It`s tomorrow. FUCKIN TOMORROW! I´m not tired at all but I have to get up at 5am. That was usually the time in my vacation I were just about to go to bed.
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2010-07-19, 17:10
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5am isn't too bad man
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Krisiun and other brazilian bands
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Gomli, if you want the best drum program ever and are willing to pirate, check out "Drumkit From Hell 2". The samples were actually recorded with and on whats-his-face's kit from Meshuggah.
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Thanks man I`ve checked it out on several youtube vids and it looks pretty interesting.
But before I get illegal I first look for freeware
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 WAIT A MINUTE!!! Back the truck up. Did you get circumsized for your mom's birthday?
GOMMMERSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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I've been reading a lot recently. This past week:
Finished Moby Dick
Reread Shit Magnet (Jim Goad's semi auto biography)
Read Candide (short)
Half way through American Psycho
I feel teh smartsmart!!!
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Hell naw!
The surgery was meant to be on last friday but the docs fucked up adding me to their surgery-list so the whole procedure was moved to tuesday
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For your mom's birthday. My sick husband told me to ask you if you kept the tip for a wallet. If you rub it real fast it will turn into a jacket.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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For your mom's birthday. My sick husband told me to ask you if you kept the tip for a wallet. If you rub it real fast it will turn into a jacket.
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I see whatcha did there
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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Grizzly Hills for now, only joined because a friend was supposed to start WoW as well and ended up ditching. What server you on?
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HI-YA!
what fighting style do you use?
My weeks obsession is Emperor!
and writing riffs whilst high.
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Just buyed it from amazon
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My car and turning 21... getting alcohol is now quick & easy!
Last weeks obsession was seeing how high I could control a high pitched squeal by sucking in and constricting my throat (I could hit the highest C on a piano and hold it). However, now my lungs hurt a shitload after performing this often every day. I am not going to do that anymore.
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16 is the year of beer and 18 the year of hard alc bitches
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Have fun, I have 5 more months... 5 more months...
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I doubt it. That's not a bad thing though. You're just being you and screw the rest of the world.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2010-08-02, 11:15
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2010-08-02, 12:57
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Okay.
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Haha.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2010-08-02, 21:08
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meh... I've really sided away from neo-classical death metal, no matter how small the influence seems to be. Also I've become super picky about the growls I like; if they're too guttural then they just sound muddy and a bit dumb. A good scream/growl combo (lol) with lots of power usually fits my liking (but fuck screamo bullshit in the ass). Hard to describe, but for instance I really dislike the guitarists growl from Dying Fetus, whereas I feel the bassist should be singing the whole time.
I think if you were to combine Mikael Åkerfeldt and Jens Kidman then I'd fall in love (with the voice... get your mind out of the fucking gutter, faggots).
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Akerfeldt, while his voice has a good tone, is boring as fuck. You need someone more like Peter Tagtgren
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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This.
Although..Peter is a master of production. From what I've seen on their live videos, he can't pull off a lot of the same growls live.
Although..I want to see Hypocrisy live very badly.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2010-08-03, 04:03
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Akerfeldt, while his voice has a good tone, is boring as fuck. You need someone more like Peter Tagtgren
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Well his clean voice is quite dull, but his growl is just wonderful to me. Its a bit more booming and interesting than most that I hear. However, my metal tastes have definitely shifted more towards Opeth, Tool, Mastodon, Meshuggah, Metallica, LoG, etc... just more of those prog/thrash/experimental styles. So theres some "taste" factors in there.
To be honest, I don't know the style, but Beyond The Horizon has a fucking scary screamer (FIRST ALBUM ONLY)... he sounds like a fucking terrifying gremlin from hell, and I love it.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Although..Peter is a master of production. From what I've seen on their live videos, he can't pull off a lot of the same growls live. |
Naah Tägtren is one of the best live vocalist ever. Believe me
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Evil Invaders, Fractured Millenium or Final Chapter.
Either one of those hast to be my favourite but I can`t pick one now
This week will be all about:
Wacken (MAIDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Iron MAIDEN!!!!!!!!!!!
and after that CC and Immortal
Also playing a lot of Melechesh
and beer
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I've talked to Soulinsane on the phone..after I listed my cell number on here years ago. I was drunk as all mighty hell oddly enough when he called..he sounded hilarious though. VERY BACKWOODS.
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The Haunted Made Me Do It
Download (electronic/noise)
Stuxnet worm research
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2010-10-06, 18:47
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Quiche and Green Tea, apparently.
and also ENJOYING THE SHIT OUT OF THE COLD WEATHER. FUCK YES. I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT. You northerners better not start babbling on about how its "always cold where I am blah blah blah" yea I get it and its ALWAYS FUCKING HOT IN CALIFORNIA. So fuck you, I love the goddamn cold better than hot that's just how I am.
I am fucking pumped.
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I'm right there with you on this cold/rainy weather. A much welcomed change as I was getting really sick of 110º weather the week prior.
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Coldness is next to godliness. I'd love to live in one of those places where it's night for most of the year and covered in a perpetual blanket of snow. I've considered carrying a frozen iron block around with me whilst wearing sunglasses, but it's just not the same. Incidentally, neither is fucking a pillow-stuffed hemp sack with a hollowed out melon in it.
The weather here has been uncharacteristically warm for the past decade or so. It's just not fucking fair; I long for the days of fog as thick as mashed potato and an endless drizzle of dense rain saturating my glistening, ripped body like the big sexy meat-sponge that I am.
My obsessions this week have largely revolved around lesbian porn and coconut ice-cream. Fuck me I loves me some coconut ice-cream. What I wouldn't give for some lesbian porn featuring coconut ice-cream.
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Coldness is next to godliness. I'd love to live in one of those places where it's night for most of the year and covered in a perpetual blanket of snow.
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Yeah totally with you on that. I just hate this coldness combined with rain. Makes me fucking depressive. Fuck the autumn.
Weeks obsession:
farting
Dying Fetus (OMG IVE RECORDED MYSELF PLAYING ONE SHOT ONE KILL ALMOST PERFECTLY [almost because of the sweeping. I hate sweeping. So hard to learn it by hearing])
last week of school
dissecting pig hearts 
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2010-10-07, 14:50
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I'm so fucking pissed off that I never got to dissect anything in school. After years of watching movies where kids routinely eviscerate chloroformed frogs, and deciding at a young age to endure the crushing social Gulag that was my shitty school just long enough that I could do some frog surgery myself, I've become a thoroughly disappointed, embittered and sexually repressed megalomaniac, which pisses me off even more because it's usually the guys who do little else BUT dissect animals who end up that way. Jeffrey Dahmer probably would have ended up bumming homemade zombies all the same if he didn't have access to stray dogs and department store mannequins. |
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I dissected a frog, a sheep's eye and a pig's heart in school. I didn't enjoy any of them and the smell of the sauce they store them in was totally disgusting.
Cannibalism is another topic however, and I always wondered what that AMUSE BOUCHE in Red Dragon tasted like.
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They say human flesh tastes like chicken, and that chicken tastes like everything, so does human flesh taste like everything too? It's certainly something I'll be keeping in mind the next time I have sausages.
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