Huh? I don't get it.







Just kidding. Seriously though, I've got too much shit to worry about now than what the 'normies' think of us metalheads.

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Stupid stuff like bitching about everything one encounters on the internet, eh? You've not exactly shown us how to be smart, boyo.

PWNT. I can't help but feel that that guy is a douchebag.

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Not a douchebag. Just wants to be the guy who goes against the prevailing trends by lodging his complaints. Doesn't realize that it's hard to be that guy, and most who try end up coming off as whiney cunts. But that's not to say that he won't develop into a good contrarian some day.

You see what I mean? I get into one small debate about something. I try to use intellegent and logical arguments, without useing name-calling or pointless flaming. And yet I'm still called a "whiney cunt". I'm trying to be mature about this, you know. Why can't you?

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^100 e-points* for proper use of word "boyo", +200 if it were done in an 1890's Irish-American accent.

*e-points not redeemable in Vegas, Reno, Atlantic City, or even the internet.

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Yeah you fag.

Who called you a 'whiney cunt'? I said that most people who try to do what you're trying to do come off as whiney cunts. Whether or not you've done the same is left to the reader to decide. You can say that I implied you were a whiney cunt, but that's different. It's why there's a different word for it.

You've yet to get into an argument that I've seen that features 'intelligent and logical arguments.' You complained that people get birthday threads in the forum that's literally for 'everything and anything' and came off as a petulant brat, and then here you me-too'd onto Zionist's little self-indulgent cry to insult everyone on the forum. To me, that's whining and insulting, which - and I don't think I'm alone in this - I don't consider the equivalent of 'intelligent and logical arguments.' Now, if you'd like to explain why metalheads are idiots who constantly live down to other people's low opinions of them, in an intelligent and logical manner, nobody here will stop you (though I could tell you to save yourself some trouble and just dig up some of my posts, or Infinity's, in the Bands forum, since you're far from the first person to broach this 'controversial' topic). While you're at it, you can explain to us how your internet bitching lets you rise above this orgy of stupidity we call the metaltabs.com forums.

But, if you're not going to be intelligent and logical, don't lie to yourself and everybody else on the forum about it. I don't mind anybody being dumb, but I mind very much if it's done while arrogating the 'intelligent' position to look down on everybody else.

And yeah, it's most definitely in an 1890's Irish accent.

I hope you can back that up, whiney teenager.

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yes.

So you don't name call? You just make broad generalized statements about more people than you would care to ever know.

So I act like an idiot and say stupid stuff do I? Please bring on the mounds of evidence you against everyone here, discluding a few, because we all know, a few doesn't define a majority right? Right?

And although I would agree with the use of "intellgient and logical arguments" (in a real debate) you have not presented one intelligent nor logical, nor any argument really to begin with based upon facts.

So here's your chance stud, bring on the "intelligent and logical arguments" to support your claim.

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You guys should put on a dress and duke it out in tap for tap combat!

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hahah im not the only one who caught that then

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Ha, both of those quotes you two quoted by this carcass have grammar and spelling problems.

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*breaks the tension*

Could I put in my suggestion for another category?

"Biggest open nerd."

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"Person likely to never get laid" you mean...lol.

Sorry, my vote is to you.

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CTL, my vote is to you also!

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Jesus Christ, I'm sorry I said most metalheads were idiots. I was pissed off at the time, and wasn't really thinking. I think you guys are using one small thing I said that was really, really stupid, and then using it to represent everything I've ever written. So... SORRY!

Come on, most of the time my arguments ARE pretty intelligent. Like, I don't name call a lot, and I really DO try to back up what I say with examples, or at least good logic. YES, I FUCKING SAY RETARDED THINGS SOMETIMES! So what? Everyone makes mistakes. Like the birthday thread, yeah, maybe it was wrong to complain, but It's not like I went in and said "OMFG BIRTHDAY THREDS AR SOOOO STOOPIIID!!! U GUYS SUX". Not at all, I made a minor complaint (which I did back up with examples, logic, etc). Rather then debate me, everybody just started saying FUCK YOU! U SUCK, N00B!!!!. Things like this led me to make a casual observation (agreeing with Zionist), which led to further completely pointless insults against me. When I said "even some of the mods are idiots", I was referring to incidents like this. You would feel and act the exact same way I do if you were in my position. Let's have a look at some of the things said to Zionist by the metalheads you believe are so smart:









Reading stuff like this just sort of pissed me off. THAT'S why I said metalheads are stupid.

In conclusion, I would like to say that even if I am not acting "intelligent" in your eyes, at least I don't rely on name-calling to get my point across (with the exception of a few times, which I have already apologized for).

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Cunt.

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Come on now ladies!

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The 'Tabbies are supposed to be a celebration! What is this? The BET Music Awards?

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Well i don't see any homies on the site speaking Ebonics, so no. However this is turning into quite the soap opera.

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I was referring to this.

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Man, you just complained that there are a lot of birthday threads. Don't pretend you did anything more. You didn't say 'OMFG THSE BITRHADY THREADS ARE TEH SUXORSEST!!!!', but you didn't explain why, on a site with hundreds of members, and hence at least dozens of notable birthdays, there shouldn't be birthday threads in the Chit Chat forum, which allows for virtually any thread topic within reason. You just said you didn't like reading the threads. That's not logic.

And you should realize that I piss off a good number of the members with a greater frequency than virtually any other member, usually working along the same lines you attempt. I know what I do in a similar position. You won't see me getting worked up and playing the victim.

Anyway, shit-can the superiority and you'll find your problems disappear. And anybody who thinks that it's ironic for me to give that advice can get fucked.

Best thread derailing?

haha, murdered!

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Well, they could at least give better titles to them. Like, instead of "ALL HAIL THE GREAT DICTATOR", maybe... "Happy Birthday, Dictator?" THAT was my point.



It's easy for you... You're a mod ("forum leader" means the same thing, right?).

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Sorry for stepping in, but Cannibal, if little things like birthday threads and what people say on an internet forum irritate you, you shouldn't be on here. Don't take things said or done on here so seriously. "Let go of your hate" so to speak, because you'll just kep finding stuff that irritates you, and it won't be their fault if you get mad because you were looking for it.

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Humm everyone Click Here

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hahaha. That's nice, Pro.

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So, like, this's all cleared up now? Good.

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yes. got get laid now, before this happens again.

Yep. I'll go do that now.

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Damn bro that made you seem like a little sugar is in the tank using the about getting laid.

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What? I have no idea what you just said.

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Well no need for me to translate! If you can't understand that you might be pretty young!

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Dude, I didn't even know what you just said. Are you drinking again?



"Most Wasted noob" award.

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Kid can't go five minutes without quoting Star Wars.

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I wasn't even planning to in that post.

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simmer down now, children. don't throw a tantrum or pout just because you didn't win an award. don't make me send you to time out.

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Before i read what you just said. i was thinkin ghte same thing.


+ fucking 1, you star wars whore.

And PST you are most definately correct on this one, you definately piss off way... WAY more people than anybody. You don't bother me though, cause you're usually just be sarcastic smart ass with thought out reponses, which is something i can handle.

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lol!!!

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Hey you there stop laughing!

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PST is like a big Kosher teddy bear, but with AIDS.

We make "Happy Birthday" threads with retarded names to entertain ourselves.

MT is a sarcastic group. Love it or hate it, but remember to shit on its chest.

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Nice... just fucking nice. haha

Usually you can tell what a birthday thread is, just because it has the most obnoxious title ever.

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I thought PST was a dick at first, but you read his stuff over and over and you know that he isn't bullshitting you. You'll never see him on some immature rant about stupid shit.

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Stupid people are easily frustrasted by the cognitive and logical superiority of the enlightened, who are often willing to pick apart annoying logical fallacies as well as put the kibosh down on raw dumbassery. In reality, PST is just a fuzzy, happy, teddy bear, and so is that other supposed asshole, FBS.

Is Soul_Insane around anymore? He's a decent guy and he'll be glad to tell you I'm a bigger asshole than PST.

I also remember a time when there were people who swore that JohnMansley was an asshole. You'd be hard pressed to find a single person who thinks so now, and with good reason- John's the fucking man. It's all relative to the level of idiocy running rampant and the actions of the moderating staff to keep the level under control. If even someone as nice as John can be briefly considered an asshole, then it's easy to see that none of us are really assholes. Well, I might be, but that's a different story.

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Well put. Although I have a feeling stupid people piss off "cognitive and logically superior" individuals far more than the other way around. i can't be mad if somebody comes up with smarter and better thought out arguments than myself. Often times i'll concede or at least admit.. "hey that is a pretty solid point." (maybe to return later after thnking about it to counter it). But those who are idiots, just completely blow my mind, and i try not to be the biggest asshole to people who are just.. overall fucking stupid. They're out there everywhere.

I mean hell i'm sure you didn't read about it, but in the skateboarding htread i posted about how not one but TWO groups of people robbed me in one sitting at my college. Its a long story but, basically at least with the 2nd group of chicks, they stole from me for NO REASON. They came back and gave me my stuff back because they had felt bad, even after they had already searched through all my shit.

Fucking cunts!

Edit: Btw Soulinsane is in the process of moving, he say he'll be back later.

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i agree with tmfreak, anyways dumb people piss me off, they have no arguments or they never see farter than what they see. yes i say a lots of stupidity, but try to find something more funnier than seeing people reacting of what you say!!!

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.....HAHAHAHHA, please someone, tell me who is this douchebag??

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Yeah, yeah. Back on topic, now.

*Most gayest faggot apart from me - cannibal carcass.

*most right guy: Infinity for his quote up on me*

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"Biggest drunk"
or
"the one who can drink you down"
Me. Can't go wrong with bottles of Steel and anything over 100 proof.

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haha i dont know man...i can put down a bit of booze myself...not a big fan of the steel though.

You mean..."biggest redneck with terrible beer choice"

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gahahahahahaaah!

Ha. That might be the best line ever.

PST grows on you after awhile. Kind of like fungus.

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And you think I'm stupid...

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BOB_ZE is a god amongst humans. he won the Tabbie for "Outstanding use of English Grammar and Language".

Then what the hell was his problem?

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No I think you're fucking gay you illiterate arse-clown, can't you fucking read? Jesus Christ! But now that you mention it you are really fucking dumb.

God.


*best ultimate warrior - ultimate warrior

Yeah I'm still here, and yes you are by far an asshole... I'd say the the meanest one to ever grace Metaltabs, but deep down I can respect that fact.

For a time I wondered if you had a Hotkey that just banned people.

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ill challenge that.

a 40 of Mickeys and endless amounts of tall cans of Schiltz and a shot of Grey Goose

i shouldve died that night.

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Don't mess with a French Canadien, they'll drive you completely insane trying to decipher their broken English.

Most aren't that bad though, it's just Bob.

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Oh my god, dude, do you realize how weak those beers are????

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meh, i cancelled a drinking night yesterday because my class changed from thursday to wednesday. AND NOW IT CHANGED BACK!!!

i will never cancel drinking for school again

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I've read your drinking exploits, powers, and I guarantee that I could drink you under the table and then safely drive you home. Jim, however, seems to be in another league, one in which he is joined by a Russian with a taste for green.

The beer award would have to go gra. Fucking alchoholic.

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Eh, I can drive drunk all right too. I have better line-of-sight than some of the physics majors I know, besides my terrible night vision.

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I wasn't bragging that I could drunk drive, but rather that I could do so handily when you were too wrecked to otherwise get out of my house.

Well, there should definitly be a `biggest alchoholic` or ´most indistinguisable drunk postings´ or ´brags the most about his drug/booze use' award.

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I'd like to see a 'most indistinguishable drunken posting' award, if only because the most indistinguishable drunken posting won't be recognized as such at all. Plus, there are two types of drunken posts that could be impossible to distinguish from the sober, depending on the poster. By way of an example: my drunken posts tend not to have the hallmarks of drunken posting (ridiculous spelling, lack of punctuation, repeated notification of drunkenness, etc), but Requiem's sober posts have most of those hallmarks. Neither of us seem dumber when drunk.

So my vote's for Requiem.

I C2N DR1NZK@!!#@$%$)(()^()U^%(_9uiyj-9NPIHG_RJFS_(YW$+(J_YRS

Come on guys, what is this? Grade 10?

I can drink 4 litres of ejaculate in under 20 minutes and not throw up.

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Seriously, what is your problem? I was just responding to your insults. Give it a break, already, will you? I'm tired of arguing.


Why can't we all have peace? This should be cleared up by now.

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Enough of this pussy shit!

Do i have to remind everyone Here


Also about the dumbest fucking post about drinking, It would go to Requiem. "O hey i was drunk today and uhh was asking this girl to grab her tits and uhh she was all like no, im so hardcore!"

Sorry req had to get you on that!

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Yes! Now I can go back to tabbing. Halfway through Phantoms (Of The Oath). Sorry for starting this, everyone. Let's all be cool now.

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Because your response was fucking retarded and did not in any way relate to what I had posted. Just as long as you realise that, we're cool.

And don't listen to Pr0az he's gay too. His favourite activity is writing links to either dictionary or jpeg related websites, he does it all the time, and STILL thinks it's really cool!

Whatever man. Just as long we don't have to waste any more time arguing.

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Touchy Touchy ! tsk...

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Some of you guys need to change your tampons. Soon.

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well its what my cheapass can buy. and i have somewhat of a low tolerance, and i drink a lot of it. 211 hits me like a 18 wheeler though

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If alcoholism is a disease, then I think that if we have a "Biggest Alcoholic Award," it should go to the person who has the ability to spread the disease through sexual contact. Just a thought.

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damn!!! you should get a tabbie..or at least a pearl necklace for that!

What? Steel is cheaper. $1.48 at the grocery store for a 40oz. You can buy about a fucking gallon of malt liquor for the same price as a gallon of Homo milk.

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I agree. Infinity has some sort of obstruction in his rectum.

Maybe so, but still. You could argue anything anybody says to be a 'pussy' remark.

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wow really?? probably different prices for different states. 211 is about $2.50 where i buy it. THERES GALLONS OF MALT LIQUOR?? NO FREAKING WAY. ive never seen em.



no way that im the only one that caught that

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Yeah, but i'm not talking about regular pussy, no sir, i'm talking about emo pussy!

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Zionist pwns most of the posters here...

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Haha, thanks. At least someone here appreciates all the postacular goodness I have to offer.

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40oz + 40oz + 40oz = 120oz = 0.9375 gallons.

However, some years ago there were 69oz bottles, but those were taken off the market.

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i forget how big they are..but at restaurants like abblebees and shit like that they serve this big ass maybe 64oz bottles...kind of a novelty bottle you keep i think. but they are pretty damn expensive...around 14 bucks. and its primarily budweiser i believe...not thanks!

Why are you so gay?

Nobody pwns anything.

That's not even a lot..it's about 7 beer.

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Yes.

You're being sarcastic right? haha

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you win the boozer award

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lol huh? no?

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7 fucking beers in one bottle thats not ALOT? haha

one sec let me fetch the photos of the beer we are all talking about...

edit: having a damn hard time finding the old pic i've seen before.
Here is a pic of some 64z Scroll about half way down through the pics.
Click here

Still lokoing for the others i've seen.

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