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Old 2006-10-23, 13:19
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The 'Tabbies, '06!!

Hell yeah, it's nearly the end of October, it's THAT TIME AGAIN!

Could you win a 'Tabbie? Hell, they sound a bit gay, but we had to call them something and you have nothing to say in the matter, you fleshy gimp, because it's everyone else who votes. Hah! Suck crevice, muttpoke! Like every other year, here are the categories:

Members:
* Most Irritating Member
* Least Irritating N00b
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch


Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole

General:
* Best Avatar
* Best Signature
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.


And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2006
* Biggest Cunt


ALSO, BECAUSE WE FEEL LIKE IT, TWO NEW CATEGORIES WILL BE INTRODUCED! Vote on the above, and we'll take suggestions on the new categories, and hopefully someone will have their feelings hurt.

Vote, you fuckbundle!
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2006-10-23, 13:29
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LOL lets go!!

Members:

-Most irritating: Problematic
-Least irritating n00b: Pr0az
-Everyone's favorite little bitch: BOB ze metalleu(i think i fit more in a simple Bitch categorie!!) and Mods!!

Mods

- Far_beyond_sane!

General

-Best Avatar: BassBehemoth!!!
-Best Sig: Mine, we all know it, compelled loves dicks
- Transient: where is he now...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



Quote:
Originally Posted by Bassbehemoth
Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.

Last edited by BOB_ZE_METALLEU : 2006-10-23 at 16:36.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 13:48
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Surely one of the new categories has to be 'The Stupid Thread Award'. No explanation needed for this one.
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The Freedom of Chaos
The Secret of The Secret
The Truth of The Truth

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moonraven?....more like ass raven
 
Old 2006-10-23, 13:51
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Vote for me and I'll punch you in the face
 
Old 2006-10-23, 13:57
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Members

Most Irritating member- Requiem
Least Irritating n00b- mrs. malicious
Everyone's favorite little bitch- I'm gonna have to say Bob Ze metalleau. Whether he intends to or not, every one of his posts is hilarious.

Moderators:

Most unreasponable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: That one is gonna have to go to far_beyond_sane, cause he accused PST 88 of being Jewish solely on his cool ass-thick beard and his nose....

General:

Best avatar: NewHELLOnEARTH, it is the most realistic to what he really looks like.
Best signature: Brainsforbreakfast's just strikes a funny chord in me for some reason.
Where are they now award?: Metal=Life

Best flaming of 2006: That thing SkelatorOfSteel got flamed for about hitting that emo girl was a pretty one-sided flaming I think.
Biggest Cunt- Hmmm......moe_blunts I guess?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Darko
Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.

Last edited by Blood Red Bass : 2006-10-23 at 17:07.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 15:08
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Vote for me and I'll punch you in the face

I think I'll vote for you and consider your punches mere "love taps."
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This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2006-10-23, 15:39
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Originally Posted by Blood Red Bass
Most unreasponable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: That one is gonna have to go to far_beyond_sane, cause he accused PST 88 of being Jewish solely on his cool ass-thick beard and his nose....


He is a jew, you tattered rectal fistula.

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Originally Posted by BOB_ZE_METALLEU
-Least irritating n00b: Ki3m


...And he's not a fucking newbie! Do they have eyes in Canada, or just light-sensitive stalks?
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."

Last edited by far_beyond_sane : 2006-10-23 at 15:43.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 15:54
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i know, but i really dont know who put

Edit- i changed this options its okay now
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Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



Quote:
Originally Posted by Bassbehemoth
Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.

Last edited by BOB_ZE_METALLEU : 2006-10-23 at 16:37.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 17:02
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Most irritating member: Requiem
Nazi mod: all~!
Most emo n00b: skeletor guy
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Darko
Quote:
Originally Posted by Requiem
Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
 
Old 2006-10-23, 17:03
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IT'S MY FAVOURITE TIME OF YEAR!!



Most Irritating member- JAMF, SkeletorofSteel
Least Irritating n00b- Blood Red Bass
Everyone's favorite little bitch- Bob Ze metalleau. Not to call him a bitch, but he's my favourite.

Moderators:

Most unreasponable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: PST, because you can love him and hate him..as he will arugement your point or his even if he does agree or does not agree. What a jew cunt! I wonder what his opinions are about saving money..or piggy banks for that matter.

General:

Best avatar: slayme_returns, because when I see it I think it is Transient posting, but in reality it is critsizing Transient's spinal column. LOL.

Best signature: tmfreak..except he didn't include that m=l's ammo was found IN TEA LEAVES.
Where are they now award?: Trendkill_420..he's probably dying of liver cancer.

Best flaming of 2006:I'm going to say anything by Chris REVENDEZDVZX. He always pwns his debater. Other notables include: Metalhead Jocks, by CheeseCo. What a terrible thread!
Or than chinese guys who tried to sell up fake, chinese gibson's.

Biggest Cunt- Lbxxx, because she has the biggest cunt. Hell...anyone would agree if they saw pictures of walpurgis. Jesus!


What about more questions? Like best threads, best polls, most typos, lowest iq, etc?
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.

Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.

Last edited by BassBehemoth : 2006-10-23 at 17:14.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 17:07
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Members:
-CTL
-Bob Ze Metallu
-Pr0az

Moderators:

-PST 88

General:
-Me
-Bassbehemoth(I will rape me)
-Tattered

Best flamming of 2006-Of course me!
Biggest Cunt-Transient
 
Old 2006-10-23, 17:09
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
Least Irritating n00b- Blood Red Bass
What?! My post-whore title means nothing??!! Lol, oh well, as long as I'm not irritating.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Darko
Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 17:10
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Bob joined in May 2005...he is no noob..noob can refer to within now to the last year?

BRB - Your posts are actually of thought and possibly substence, rather than say, Requiem.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.

Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 17:38
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BassBethemoth--I choked on my own saliva when I read that! Damn you! Not to worry. I'm not dead. (fbs gets irate and disappointed)

And here I gave you a standing ovation for chewing out Req'.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2006-10-23, 17:49
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Members

Most Irritating member- Dissection. Hes what suspended or someting? Hes a douchebag.
Least Irritating n00b- xgrafcorex. Least eye offensive posts from a newb ever.
Everyone's favorite little bitch- CTL for sure

Moderators:

Most unreasponable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: far_beyond_sane without a doubt. Too many threads i've seen closed with near no reasoning except an ... errr fuck you. Orsomething along those lines haha

General:

Best avatar: You're so right bassb haha, but i'm going with SQOL because until about an hour ago i had NO IDEA wtf it was. And i've actually spent minutes at a time trying to figure it out, (from time to time)

Best signature: brainsforbreakfast. Should be a wake up call there requiem

Where are they now award?: I'm going with Problematic. That fool floats around like no other.

Best flaming of 2006: When dissection "left" What a fucking stupid cunt he got slammed like a moron.
Biggest Cunt- Dissection for crying all the time.
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Originally Posted by Darko
...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2006-10-23, 18:05
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Bobby Z definately needs an award
 
Old 2006-10-23, 18:23
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im on here about everyday of the fucking week, i dont have a shit clue who te give an award for anything... xept for the where are they now award

were the fuck is def?? i havent seen him post for ages
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Old 2006-10-23, 18:30
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im on here about everyday of the fucking week, i dont have a shit clue who te give an award for anything... xept for the where are they now award

were the fuck is def?? i havent seen him post for ages
He posted a few days ago in the RTT thread. I swear.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Darko
Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 19:09
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Members:
* Most Irritating Member - mortifera
* Least Irritating N00b - mrs malicious
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - BOB ZE METALLEU - his broken english is adorable, reminds me of Borat


General:
* Best Avatar - metal_monkey
* Best Signature - Requiem's
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - Trendkill_420

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2006 - what Chris told Pr0az in the dirty screwing thread
* Biggest Cunt - Mortifera
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.

Last edited by YOUR_GOD_IS_DEAD : 2006-10-23 at 19:15.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 19:29
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Members:
* Most Irritating Member - too god damn many! But Requiem, tranny, and dicksucktion take the lead here!

* Least Irritating N00b - Beats the fuck out of me.

* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - nick miller aka bassbehemoth nihilly, power soft error and more but im not going to go on

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - the australian quiff known as FBS.

General:
* Best Avatar - mine, because i fucking rule.

* Best Signature - who ever (if at all anymore) has me quoted in it.

* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.
ATIF, M=L, trendkill 420, and dame

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2006 - beats me, im not around too much anymore, but im sure theres something with tranny and/or dicksucktion getting the teeth slapped out of their bitch ass mouths

* Biggest Cunt - dicksucktion ftw!
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Old 2006-10-23, 19:30
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Members:
* Most Irritating Member: Bia
* Least Irritating N00b: Requiem (Despite what everyone else thinks)
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch: Transient

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: PST 88

General:
* Best Avatar: BassBehemoth
* Best Signature: I like mine best.
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.: Def (Even though i don't even like him)

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2006: Probaly the time me n bia had a bitch at each other that caused some shit.
* Biggest Cunt: far_beyond_sane
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I feel a bit arabic spending 30 minutes in the toilet.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 19:45
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BassBethemoth--I choked on my own saliva when I read that! Damn you! Not to worry. I'm not dead.


haha, I'm sorry Bobbi, I think I voted you for biggest cunt last year as well.



Steve Rogers, don't say my name on here, there are people that could steal my identity and steal all of my jew gold.

Jesus, I forgot grafcore was a noob! lol. He's cool as hell.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.

Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 19:59
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Hm....


Members:
* Most Irritating Member: Reqiuem for sure. Or metal monkey. Fuck it, Requiem is worse.
* Least Irritating N00b: Not sure who the new members are, and I can`t be fucked checking.
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch: Transient. Seriously people, come on.


Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: PST. Suspending an old.... uhm, I mean grown up women makes him worthy of this award. And he is jewish. The perfect nazi.

General:
* Best Avatar: I`ll say def, even though he doesn`t post here anymore.
* Best Signature: Cloaca
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence:
Not sure.


And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2006: FBS`s countless timedragon flamings.
* Biggest Cunt: Now this is a hard one. I`ll go for Dissection.
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Old 2006-10-23, 20:29
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FBS! We are also missing the sexiest/ugliest members!
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.

Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 20:32
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Hahahaha, 'accused' me of being Jewish.

FBS: You, sir, are a Jew!
PST: State your proofs as to this accusation, good sir!
FBS: Firstly, your beard is both cool and ass-thick; secondly, I submit that an examination of your nose will readily show it to evince a Jewish character.
PST: Very well; this being the chase, I shall redouble my efforts to gain the position of Nazi Mod and hide safely within the hypocrisy of my own regime.

Vote PST 88 for Nazi Mod: Make Every Nacht a Kristallnacht

Last edited by PST 88 : 2006-10-23 at 21:15.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 20:41
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Members:
* Most Irritating Member: Metal Monkey. Even his avatar pisses me off.
* Least Irritating N00b: xgrafcorex (I forgot he was a n00b too )
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch: Bob for sure

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: Def although he's no longer mod.

General:
* Best Avatar: Still going with kiems demon twat.
* Best Signature: Powersoft' for sure.
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.: Powers actually, havent seen him posting much recently.

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2006: I don't actually remember much.
* Biggest Cunt: f_b_s, in a good way though
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

Priceless!
 
Old 2006-10-23, 21:06
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Originally Posted by PST 88
Hahahaha, 'accused' me of being Jewish.

FBS: You, sir, are a Jew!
PST: State your proofs as to this accusation, good sir!
FBS: Firstly, your beard is both cool and ass-thick; secondly, I submit it to that an examination of your nose will readily show it to evince a Jewish character.
PST: Very well; this being the chase, I shall redouble my efforts to gain the position of Nazi Mod and hide safely within the hypocrisy of my own regime.

Vote PST 88 for Nazi Mod: Make Every Nacht a Kristallnacht
I wish all arguments on the internet were as formal and clearly thought out as this.
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Originally Posted by Darko
Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 21:36
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[QUOTE=far_beyond_sane]

Members:
* Most Irritating Member - Dissection
* Least Irritating N00b - MOE_BLUNTS KNEE-GROW!
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - Transient (of course)

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - I hate you all the same.

General:
* Best Avatar - moe_blunts
* Best Signature - moe_blunts
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - N/A

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2006 - when FBS ass fucked that guy who called him a queer and said one word on every thrust (first laugh out loud thing i read on this forum)
* Biggest Cunt - Zionist, hands down
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Originally Posted by Zionist
you don't belong here. You belong on a Paul Wall message board.


http://www.last.fm/user/moe_blunts/
 
Old 2006-10-23, 21:40
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Members:
* Most Irritating Member: Bia, i cant help but hate that slutcuntwhorebitch
* Least Irritating N00b: misantrophic666 because he's submitting good tabs
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch: Transient and Bob_Ze_Frenchguy


Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: PST, when i met him he was kinda introvert, but he always is a true cunt behind the keyboard

General:
* Best Avatar: Mine ofcourse, fucking cunts!
* Best Signature: Blood Red Bass
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence:
Edward the Great


And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2006: All of us for flaming Ryan Perry
* Biggest Cunt: Bia, Trans, Dissection. Everyone as a matter of fact, for not giving me one tabby in over 4 years of membership!
 
Old 2006-10-23, 21:44
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Quote:
Originally Posted by k13m
im on here about everyday of the fucking week, i dont have a shit clue who te give an award for anything... xept for the where are they now award

were the fuck is def?? i havent seen him post for ages

right here, still boozin' it up near U-town. hah. just don't have much time to drop in much. PST and I have a plan, but I'm unsure if it will be unfolded.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 21:44
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Quote:
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* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence:
Edward the Great




 
Old 2006-10-23, 21:54
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I vote Sychophant for best tabber of 2006.
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
 
Old 2006-10-23, 22:26
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Dahmers Fridge
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Behind you! Boo!
Posts: 878
Members:
* Most Irritating Member: Has to be SkelatorOfSteel, everything he posts and every thread he starts is one big bleating tantrum and whinge probably because he's been made to tidy his bedroom before he can go out and play on his bike!
* Least Irritating N00b: Peti cause he tabs really old fart rock bands that I like and Sycophant (tab more Coroner!)
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch: We miss Dicksucktion! (next year I wager this will be SkelatorOfTinfoil )

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: PST 88, I picture him a geeky nerd who hasn't saved up enough money yet to buy a gun so he can shoot his classroom/workplace up

General:
* Best Avatar: Mine, because it's smutty in a cheeky Benny Hill kinda way and we all like a flash of panty!
* Best Signature: Don't tend to read them unless they're a cool link to a band.
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence: Sars, just where is that moon walking Wookie lover?

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2006: Just about every thread in chit chat! But Dicksucktions e-dear John was a class tirade in blubbering and was a shining example to us all why the emotionally stunted shouldn't join forums!
* Biggest Cunt: Gotta love Bia, the way she teases those virgins in the forums
 
Old 2006-10-23, 22:43
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Downright darn diggidy awesome topic. I would vote but I dont hang out here enough to know any of you cunts.
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Old 2006-10-23, 22:47
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And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2006: the double penetration scandal
* Biggest Cunt: we definitely need more assholes here, guys like DEAD,andrew,jittery sniper/frozen soul. we need worthy opponents ladies and gentlemen, the trolls and gimmicks gotta step up and really earn the ban.
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Old 2006-10-23, 23:13
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* Best Avatar
* Best Signature
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.

my avatar rules
signatures never change on these forums
the gooch, seriously, its been too long

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2006
* Biggest Cunt


best flaming....was fox guitar this year?
and fbs
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Old 2006-10-23, 23:13
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* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch: i guess that would be transient. just read the official transient thread

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* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.: haven't really been here long enough to know someone thats been around then left.

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2006:haven't really seen any crazy ones i can remember...but its pretty fun fucking with all the cell phone salespeople
* Biggest Cunt:how could i pick just one of you for this?

new topics...

another vote for sexiest/ugliest and who is the funniest fucker here?
 
Old 2006-10-23, 23:22
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i have not been here long, but i have been here long enough to know that, "Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole" should go to PST.
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Old 2006-10-23, 23:25
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i have not been here long, but i have been here long enough to know that, "Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole" should go to PST.
What the hell guys, PST 88 is one of the cooler overlords. However, I think the reason that he and fbs get so many votes is that they never use any smilies. So we don't know if they are really insulting us or just kidding.

EDIT- and yes, I also want a sexiest/ugliest category.
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Old 2006-10-23, 23:36
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Old 2006-10-23, 23:59
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Um im newer than you here.

I can't belive no one has mentioned maggot666. that thing was hilarious, it typed as if it had rabies
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Old 2006-10-24, 00:09
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Old 2006-10-24, 01:00
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* Best Flaming of 2006: can't immediately think of any.
* Biggest Cunt: fbs, in that...."shut up, fuckbundle ::closes innumerable threads::" kind of way.
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Old 2006-10-24, 01:12
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Old 2006-10-24, 01:13
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Old 2006-10-24, 01:26
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LOL lets go!!
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Old 2006-10-24, 01:41
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[QUOTE=xgrafcorex]Members:

* Least Irritating N00b: not sure who all is newer than i am...but i guess moe blunts cause hes down with the green team...and i saw someone mentioned he was a noob

Um im newer than you here.

I can't belive no one has mentioned maggot666. that thing was hilarious, it typed as if it had rabies



actually i joined two months after you
 
Old 2006-10-24, 01:49
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are you telling us that you have 4 boobs...2 small and 2 bigs
 
Old 2006-10-24, 02:20
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Yeah, you said it buddy.
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Old 2006-10-24, 02:37
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* Best Avatar: Mine
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* The "Where Are They Now?" Award: Kylito

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2006: Dissection flamings
* Biggest Cunt: Chris Rezendes



kylito said he was taking off , didnt like this forum
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Old 2006-10-24, 03:00
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I vote for a The most porn lover

im sure, compelledToLacerate will win easily!!!
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2006-10-24, 03:02
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I vote for a The most porn lover

im sure, compelledToLacerate will win easily!!!


Just cause you post about it doesn't mean you "love" it the most. hah
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About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2006-10-24, 03:10
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Just cause you post about it doesn't mean you "love" it the most. hah
I d'no dude, it seems as if at least 25% of his life has been spent in the nicest tits thread.
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
 
Old 2006-10-24, 03:28
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Just cause you post about it doesn't mean you "love" it the most. hah



considering the of half of his life contain porn. And dont say to me you dont love porn otherwise, you wont post any pictures. Do you already see me posting any porn shit, no because i found it gross and far from the real sex
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Old 2006-10-24, 03:37
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considering the of half of his life contain porn. And dont say to me you dont love porn otherwise, you wont post any pictures. Do you already see me posting any porn shit, no because i found it gross and far from the real sex



That wasn't the purpose in my post. I'll go ahead and come out of the "closet" on this one, just for the sake of argument to a bunch of people who i'lll probably n ever meet haha. I'm probably more addicted to it than anybody i could ever imagine. Since about 7th grade its preyed upon inherit desires and probably has done more harm than good even today. I wont' indulged further other than to say, jsut because somebody posts shitty ass porn pictures doesnt' mean tney are the most hardcore porn viewer. Any REAL porn viewer knows the pictures he posts are so god damn horrible its rediculous.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2006-10-24, 03:46
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Hahahaha, 'accused' me of being Jewish.

FBS: You, sir, are a Jew!
PST: State your proofs as to this accusation, good sir!
FBS: Firstly, your beard is both cool and ass-thick; secondly, I submit that an examination of your nose will readily show it to evince a Jewish character.
PST: Very well; this being the chase, I shall redouble my efforts to gain the position of Nazi Mod and hide safely within the hypocrisy of my own regime.

Vote PST 88 for Nazi Mod: Make Every Nacht a Kristallnacht


Laugh out loud, motherfucker.

I'm also pretty pissed that not a single fucking person voted for me as the Rampaging Nazi of the year. I won that thing HANDS DOWN last year, goddamn it. Was it my 4 month absense? I'm a bigger asshole than Rich and Jim, just ask Blizzard Breast and SoulInsane!

Maybe I've gone soft... in the pants.
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Old 2006-10-24, 03:52
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Laugh out loud, motherfucker.

I'm also pretty pissed that not a single fucking person voted for me as the Rampaging Nazi of the year. I won that thing HANDS DOWN last year, goddamn it. Was it my 4 month absense? I'm a bigger asshole than Rich and Jim, just ask Blizzard Breast and SoulInsane!

Maybe I've gone soft... in the pants.



Actually i really thought about putting you but i decided not to.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2006-10-24, 03:57
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Old 2006-10-24, 03:58
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Laugh out loud, motherfucker.

I'm also pretty pissed that not a single fucking person voted for me as the Rampaging Nazi of the year. I won that thing HANDS DOWN last year, goddamn it. Was it my 4 month absense? I'm a bigger asshole than Rich and Jim, just ask Blizzard Breast and SoulInsane!

Maybe I've gone soft... in the pants.


you gotta shut down more conversations and threads. the only posts i remember you making were about reptiles so i always thought that was cool haha.
 
Old 2006-10-24, 04:29
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As for the "Most Neutral Member" thingy...I'd vote myself because I don't seem to be liked or hated.

I also second the "Dumbest Thread Award," I'd have to think about it though.
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Old 2006-10-24, 04:52
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Old 2006-10-24, 05:05
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I d'no dude, it seems as if at least 25% of his life has been spent in the nicest tits thread.

..... I wasn't even here 25% of my life. You silly goose.

And also, Robbie Filth has been 2x more active in that thread than me.

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Old 2006-10-24, 05:33
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Old 2006-10-24, 05:54
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Old 2006-10-24, 06:07
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* The "Where Are They Now?" Award - metal=life

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* Biggest Cunt - PST 88, for never losing an argument
 
Old 2006-10-24, 06:07
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Old 2006-10-24, 06:10
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Old 2006-10-24, 06:19
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A person should not be able to vote for themselves...kinda defeats the purpose eh? SELFISH CUNTS.

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There should of been more options... ...I guess I'll have to wait until next year.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.

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Old 2006-10-24, 07:11
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Old 2006-10-24, 08:27
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* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch


* Requiem, metalmonkey (Jesus fucking Christ, speak sense and at least pretend that you learn something from school) and SkelatorOfSteel.
* Blood Red Base or Compelled to Lacerate
* Dissection is everybody's bitch; even metalmonkey spanks his scrawny arse with marigolds

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FBS, but it's for your own fucking good so quit complaining. One way or another, we'll make men out of you children one day.

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* Best Avatar
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* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.


* That'll be mine, bitches.
* The one with the quote, "I like dicks" in it.
* Def - seems to be enjoying the Heineken too much these days.

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2006
* Biggest Cunt


* SkelatorOfSteel when his emo-ness was denounced en masse by the board.
* Zionist is quite a cunt now and then, but he's OK in my book.


I propose the following awards:

* The "Close the Door on Your Way Out" Award for the Least Missed Member
* 'Tabber Most Likely to Commit Suicide


* Dissection - EmoTabs is *that* way
* SkelatorOfSteel
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Old 2006-10-24, 11:19
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* The "Close the Door on Your Way Out" Award for the Least Missed Member
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Old 2006-10-24, 11:43
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* The "Close the Door on Your Way Out" Award for the Least Missed Member
pray to god - Proaz, skelator, jamf, black metal fag, bunch of others

dammit even THAT one didnt come to me
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Old 2006-10-24, 11:50
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those guys actually havnt left yet, i hope they do, by the way, you are back anyway, and NARSIL IS COOL.
 
Old 2006-10-24, 12:32
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Dumbest Thread Award - Timedragon's Double Your Dating. that was this year right? if not then someone correct me


I remember this. And agree with this statment fullheartingly. It was like 5 threads in a row that were just rediculous.
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Old 2006-10-24, 12:44
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dude, i moved to utrecht last week. we should get drunk


cool man. where are you at?

And I have a new nomination: Most awkward and disgusting posts of 2006:
Compelled to Lactatet, with his sweaty and smelly balls.
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Old 2006-10-24, 13:27
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Old 2006-10-24, 13:33
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Old 2006-10-24, 13:45
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Old 2006-10-24, 13:46
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Dumbest Thread Award - Timedragon's Double Your Dating. that was this year right? if not then someone correct me


Sorry, tiger. That was last year, because I think it won something last year. "Thread Most Likely To Wear A Dress And Cry", from memory.
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Old 2006-10-24, 14:03
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after seeing that csi thread...i need to change my vote for most annoying or irritating to skeletor.
 
Old 2006-10-24, 14:08
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i'll vote "most annoying" that dick muncher who bitched about getting owned at a concert because he was doing some sort of gargantuesque faggot hardcore dance.

he also get's the vote for being the best nazi, largest cunt, shit ass thread, biggest bitch, most likely to die and top testicle inspector.
 
Old 2006-10-24, 15:44
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As for the new award, how about the *Keyboard Courage* award for the most confrontational pussy who would never talk as big in real life as they do on the forum?
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Old 2006-10-24, 15:46
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As for the new award, how about the *Keyboard Courage* award for the most confrontational pussy who would never talk as big in real life as they do on the forum?
TenTonAlien I would have to say.
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TenTonAlien I would have to say.


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Old 2006-10-24, 16:55
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Old 2006-10-24, 17:05
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Old 2006-10-24, 18:17
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As for the new award, how about the *Keyboard Courage* award for the most confrontational pussy who would never talk as big in real life as they do on the forum?

fbs, ive seen him in real life and hes a little sissy
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Old 2006-10-24, 18:34
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Old 2006-10-24, 19:04
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As for the new award, how about the *Keyboard Courage* award for the most confrontational pussy who would never talk as big in real life as they do on the forum?


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Old 2006-10-24, 20:27
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Let's not forget PST:

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Old 2006-10-24, 22:18
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haha, my sig is getting a lot of votes. But that is only because of requiems stupid posting, so if it wins it's like a double nomination for him


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De Uithof, new student complex called de Bisschoppen, brand new, pretty awesome


yeah, i've heard of it. I probably will be living in a Uithof complex next year when they're going to wreck my current home.

It's funny, now every dutchy on this site is living in utrecht. Me, you, cynatica, darkenelf. Except for def. But he studies in utrecht so..

Want to get drunk in the boothill next thursday? [/offtopic]
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Old 2006-10-24, 22:42
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yeah, i've heard of it. I probably will be living in a Uithof complex next year when they're going to wreck my current home.

It's funny, now every dutchy on this site is living in utrecht. Me, you, cynatica, darkenelf. Except for def. But he studies in utrecht so..

Want to get drunk in the boothill next thursday? [/offtopic]


You forgot the guy (sorry, forget his name), the one with the dreads and the Jackson V, he's a dutchy too i think! Haven't seen him around here for a while actually, he'll get my vote when i find out his name.
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You're allowed to post a link to a blank page, XTRA.

I'd expect Infinity to be a loudmouth in real life, though I guess I wouldn't be massively surprised if he was really introverted and got his shit out here.

I wish I was terribly introverted in real life and got my sense of self-worth by acting out on the internet. I'd be able to give a shit about the fact that so many of you seem to think about me in a way I could easily interpret to be obsessive, and, more, find some kind of solace in it. As it is, I have to accomplish something to feel as though I've accomplished something, and that's just not as easy as making it all up in my head. I expected to get more votes in this category, though, since the person on this forum who best knows what a prick I am in person no longer frequents it, and it's easier to believe that somebody's being mean to you because they've got an inflated ego on the 'net than because you're a dumbshit who deserves it.

On a similar note, I believe that both Robbie Filth and Requiem lie about or exaggerate events from their lives when reporting them here.

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You forgot the guy (sorry, forget his name), the one with the dreads and the Jackson V, he's a dutchy too i think! Haven't seen him around here for a while actually, he'll get my vote when i find out his name.
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You forgot the guy (sorry, forget his name), the one with the dreads and the Jackson V, he's a dutchy too i think! Haven't seen him around here for a while actually, he'll get my vote when i find out his name.


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