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Old 2006-09-21, 22:07
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I would like to introduce you all to Beanhead.

This is my friend Beanhead, he comes out every once in a while and does bad things.

This is Beanheads promo shot...
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/...headposhpb6.jpg


Here is Beanhead attacking me in the kitchen...
http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/2676/aar11001bf1.jpg


Here is Beanhead reclining by the mantlepiece...
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/...mazin022zg6.jpg


Beanheads passport photo...
http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/...ppppo004zb0.jpg


This is Beanhead in the kitchen with a good friend of his...
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/8409/mentinayz9.jpg


And finally a picture I did of me and Beanhead together...
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/2210/beanowspf5.jpg



I've known him all my life he is my hero, my best friend, my lover, my teacher, all the things I could ever want in a gimp.
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Old 2006-09-21, 22:08
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Man i love you fucking threads
 
Old 2006-09-21, 22:10
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God, I see another internet fad coming on that might kick the Numa Numa dude in the ass.
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Old 2006-09-21, 22:13
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If you can get Beanhead to fame I would be most pleased. Just give me a shout if you want me to take more pictures of him.
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Old 2006-09-21, 22:14
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I request a picture of beanhead giving the camera thumbs up
 
Old 2006-09-21, 22:17
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take a picture of beanhead shooting up a classroom full of children

get a picture of beanhead with a hot naked college chick

take a picture of beanhead reading a story to blind, mute, albino kid

(full thread)
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Old 2006-09-21, 22:18
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and also a picture of beanhead molesting my grandma
 
Old 2006-09-21, 22:21
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If you ask him to do easier poses, he will do them for you.
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Old 2006-09-21, 22:22
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If you ask him to do easier poses, he will do them for you.


Was my first pose easy enough
 
Old 2006-09-21, 22:27
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Old 2006-09-21, 22:28
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capture a moment of beanhead stealing your neighbors mail

take a picture of beanhead smoking a bong, giving the thumbs up

take a picture a beanhead immitating "the scream"

take a picture of beanhead doing lunges, naked, except for tube socks.
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http://www.last.fm/user/moe_blunts/
 
Old 2006-09-21, 22:29
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Moe Blunts it will take a while but hey, JAMF always provides for his friends...
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Old 2006-09-21, 22:32
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dude, i love you.

i'll brainstorm a little more, then, vino time.

show beanhead attempting to put his leg over his head

capture beanhead shaking hands with a homless person

get beanhead to help an elderly person across the street
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Old 2006-09-21, 22:36
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I'm uploading the first batch now. He's so photogenic.


But may I remind you that I'm in England and it's nigh on midnight, so I can't really do anything outside...
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Old 2006-09-21, 22:41
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Beanhead was unsure what lunges are. Are they also known as star jumps? Anyway he did his best. I assure you, he was wearing tube socks...
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/5724/ho001ou4.jpg


Again, Beanhead apologises for his ignorance. He doesn't own a bong so he fashioned a crude imitation of a spliff using rolled up printer paper...
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/1986/ho002wl7.jpg


The scream...
http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/6206/ho003ck6.jpg
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Old 2006-09-21, 22:51
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http://www.last.fm/user/moe_blunts/
 
Old 2006-09-21, 22:53
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, so I can't really do anything outside...




don't you mean 'beanhead?'
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Old 2006-09-21, 23:04
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Old 2006-09-21, 23:24
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wtf is this?!
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Old 2006-09-21, 23:38
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Can you get a picture of Mr Beanhead with a piece of paper held around his belly area? This paper will say (in thick texter) "Hez touches me" with an arrow pointing... you know where.

This picture will keep me company at night, thankyou.
 
Old 2006-09-21, 23:43
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Beanhead needs to do the sign of the hammer: http://www.metal-rules.com/intervie...nowar/eric2.jpg
 
Old 2006-09-21, 23:54
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sadly i know its you because of the tattoo :/
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Old 2006-09-21, 23:59
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Reminds of the dude from Rompeprop.
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Old 2006-09-22, 00:44
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wtf is this?!



the coolest thread to date
 
Old 2006-09-22, 00:53
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i agree.
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Old 2006-09-22, 01:09
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METAL! Haahaha, those are some funny pictures, keep em commin'!
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Old 2006-09-22, 01:30
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Does Beanhead shit on the floor?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-09-22, 02:14
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Ahahaha, this thread is fantastic. Funniest I've seen in ages.

Can beanhead pose in the full frontal thinker's manner? Preferably with his tongue and a sign saying blizzard_beast covering his privates.
 
Old 2006-09-22, 02:47
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Ahahaha, this thread is fantastic. Funniest I've seen in ages.

Can beanhead pose in the full frontal thinker's manner? Preferably with his tongue and a sign saying blizzard_beast covering his privates.



I cant wait to see that
 
Old 2006-09-22, 04:24
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Wow. this thread pwns Transient'ss question thread.

Have beanhead carrying a basket of his clothes.

Have Beanhead paint a tuxedo on himself.

Get a picture of beanhead throwing firecrackers at people's cars.... as they pass by.

Have a picture of Beanhead fighting with the guy from the car that he threw his last firecracker at. He has to win.

Pretty soon, someone is going to want to know the identity of Beanhead.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2006-09-22, 05:30
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This thread is fucking genius!!
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oh lord vehemence is just a little bitch, but you'll get used to him. fact of the matter is he listens to better music than at least 80% of the people who post on this forum. listen to him and you might learn something.


Daz rite, biznatch!

Listen to this band or die.
 
Old 2006-09-22, 12:43
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This is definantly the best thread I have ever seen.


Beanhead going all out with the Explorer...standing on an amp... headbanging...
 
Old 2006-09-22, 13:13
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I don't want to read anymore..but something compels me.....

Get Beanhead waking someone up by jumping up and down on their bed.

Get Beahead doing the house work in a little apron and feather duster.

Get Beanhead to e-mail full frontal uncensored photos to Bia!
 
Old 2006-09-22, 16:33
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This is going to take a long time but I will sort it out for you all.


Transient, Beanhead is NOT me.
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Old 2006-09-22, 17:12
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Although he tries his best, some of the pictures are not possible so he could only do a few this time...


OK, here we go...



Hez, here's your picture
http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/4556/tabs003wf4.jpg


Alien here's the hammer
http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/3969/tabs005hn3.jpg


Thinkers pose for blizzard
http://img179.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tabs007dm8.jpg


Problematic heres the headbanging pic (He's proud of this one)
http://img246.imageshack.us/my.php?...imation2dt9.gif
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Old 2006-09-22, 17:23
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FUCKING AWESOME! Give "beanhead" my thanks.
 
Old 2006-09-22, 17:23
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holy shit!

you are such a badass.
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Old 2006-09-22, 17:24
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can beanhead redo the lunges in tube socks for me?
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Old 2006-09-22, 17:36
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Can beanhead get into this pugilistic stance (the left one) with a sign covering his privates saying "William Barton-Wright is my master". Preferably with his tongue out and his eyes looking at the camera in a mischevious manner.
 
Old 2006-09-22, 17:58
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whahah this thread rules...

BUT!!...

...can beanhead stand on his beanhead?!?!?!
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Old 2006-09-22, 18:09
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Old 2006-09-22, 18:26
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Can Beanhead stick his penis into a beer bottle, and then cover his balls by either a pack of cigarettes or two cylindrical ojects?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-09-22, 18:41
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Behemoth, Beanhead did his best but yet again had to improvise. This picture is very dark so I'll explain what it is. He didn't have a beer bottle so he used a Dandelion and Burdock bottle he found under my bed. Also he doesn't smoke so he opted for the 2 cylindrical objects, a lynx (or axe as it's sometimes known) canister and some sun block.
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/5624/behemothgq2.jpg
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Old 2006-09-22, 19:01
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i'm debating wether or not this thread is the most ingenious or homosexual thread ever. hey, they aren't mutually exclusive.

ask beanhaed to make a serious face
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Old 2006-09-22, 19:08
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Beanhead is my savior
 
Old 2006-09-22, 19:13
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Here's the serious faced Beanhead
http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/631/seriousej6.jpg



Anyway Beanhead may be new to all of you but in my town he is something of a celebrity. I make videos of me and Beanhead, theyre called the Beansaga videos and I store them on my mobile phone then send them to other peoples phones then they send it to friends and so on.

So I'll be out some place and someone I havent seen in a long time will come over and say "Ive seen your beanhead videos when are you making more?". Sometimes people Ive never even met come over and ask wheres beanhead? It's mad.

The strangest thing is someone came over to me when I wa with friends and said "Hey I recognise you from the videos on my phone". I though, just another fan...
Not quite. The friends I were with waited till he left and said, "Don't you know who that is?" I didnt recognise him. It turns out that he plays for one of Englands top rugby teams and HE recognised ME.
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Old 2006-09-22, 19:14
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Actually, if I get enough interest, I'll try to post the videos online.
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Old 2006-09-22, 19:28
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Behemoth, Beanhead did his best but yet again had to improvise. This picture is very dark so I'll explain what it is. He didn't have a beer bottle so he used a Dandelion and Burdock bottle he found under my bed. Also he doesn't smoke so he opted for the 2 cylindrical objects, a lynx (or axe as it's sometimes known) canister and some sun block.
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/5624/behemothgq2.jpg



Haha, well tell him I appreciate his efforts.

Can you get a picture of him in motion? For example, in mid leap.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-09-22, 19:40
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Mid leap wont really work esp. in this dull light. It's my camera phone and he has to stand really still for seconds while the picture is taken. It would just be a blur of white.
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Old 2006-09-22, 19:49
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What about a run on the spot...with arms flailing in the air?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-09-22, 20:22
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any more pictures I'll have to add later because I'm goin out. Yes, although this thread suggests otherwise, I have a life.

So long suckers.
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Old 2006-09-22, 21:04
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make beanhead stand on his beanhead
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Old 2006-09-22, 21:05
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Post a picture of Beanhead picking up chicks while wearing a pink thong.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2006-09-22, 21:17
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Oh, I can hardly wait to see this on CNN.

Hey, will beanhead lose his "power" if you sprinkle baking soda on him like the real ones?

Is he a kidney bean head?
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Old 2006-09-22, 21:24
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Actually, if I get enough interest, I'll try to post the videos online.


please for the sake of me post them online
 
Old 2006-09-22, 22:23
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2006-09-22, 22:33
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Take a picture of beanhead covered in warm mayonaise.
 
Old 2006-09-22, 22:39
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you are god.
 
Old 2006-09-23, 03:00
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I dont know what to say about that. It pissed me off yet it was funny
 
Old 2006-09-23, 04:07
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I dont know what to say about that. It pissed me off yet it was funny



haha actually i must agree with you.
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Old 2006-09-23, 04:09
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Get Beanhead doing the house work in a little apron and feather duster.

yes! do this one, please!
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Old 2006-09-23, 04:10
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Old 2006-09-23, 04:52
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JAMF, I think your friend Beanhead is a nice funny guy, but I'm a little confused on two counts. First being I feel you are stealing my thunder by using Pinhead as your avatar. Its almost an insult to me if you knew I have used this avatar for 7 years. Second being that my last name is Beno (Italian). Its mispronounced Bean-No or Been-No by nearly 90% of people, but I have always played along. Long story short, I have a few nick names, one being Beanhead!

At first I was wondering if I knew you from somewhere and you were making fun of me by coming to Metaltabs.

Enough of my insecure concerns.

Anyway, long live Beanhead!
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:20
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You're Italian soul? I always thought you were related to Bubbles.

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Old 2006-09-23, 08:11
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You're Italian soul? I always thought you were related to Bubbles.

http://www.paramountcomedy.co.uk/tr...es1_800x600.jpg


Bubbles my ass! Some of my blood and name is Italian but I'm all American. Are you all Canadian or are you some french/Europe reject? I got blood from lots of genes. My only nearest true blood being my Great Grand Father. He was a cherokee Native that lived on a reserve. My Grand Mother ( his only child ) lived with him on and off for years until she made my mother with a northern Italian dude from Chicago. Things didn't work out and it has been hidden from family history about what really happened. My ancestor Italian name carried over from the name Benedict ( like to God ). Other names being Bene, Beni, and Beno; most still live in Italy to this day.

My mother kept that maidian name for me and my sister. My last name should have been Spears from my father and yes that bitch Britany is a cousin of mine... I better not see one fucking flame. I mean it. My Fathers side traces shit back to the 15th century. They were Spearman to the English holds.

Call me a deranged, drunk, foolish, metalhead, U.S. veteran patriot, steely eyed great white killer from the deep sea. That /better classifies me, I think. You are what you do, not what you are born too.

Drunk rant over.
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Old 2006-09-23, 11:19
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Thanks for that inspiring speech.

Back to the gimps
 
Old 2006-09-23, 11:40
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Soulinsane...

My avatar is changed to the lament configuration box. Same film but not pinhead just for you.

And as for your paranoid delusions of me knowing you from somewhere and Beanhead being some kind of insult to you, I can 100% assure you that it is true! Bwah ha ha ha!


Only joking. Beanhead has always existed since before you were even born, some say even before time itself. I did not create him, I merely discovered him.


Anyway I do like the idea of beanhead with a feather duster and apron but yet again I'm unable to deliver such pictures as the props required are unavailable to me at this time.

But, as always, more suggestions are more than welcome and Beanhead will do his best to please, after all he is but a humble gimp here to answer to your every whim.
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Old 2006-09-23, 12:07
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BEANHEAD VIDEOS ARE HERE


Here is the Beansaga thus far...

The quality is bad, but the sound is ok.


Synopsis
Whilst sitting downstairs watching television, Tony Meadows hears a strange noise from upstairs. Venturing tentatively into the unknown he discovers his most feared nemesis...BEANHEAD.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFWz6-SoTF4




Beansaga part 2

Synopsis
Meadows, now wearing a stylish ladies vest, yet again hears a noise, this time from downstairs. He enters the kitchen only to find that one of his kitchen knives are missing. Could this be the return of a familiar foe?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0lbStWY7yg
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Old 2006-09-23, 12:38
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that was disturbing...
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Old 2006-09-23, 13:57
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Those were classic and by that i mean amazing

wtf was we wearing in the second
 
Old 2006-09-23, 14:00
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i laughed exactly how you did at the end of the second one.
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Old 2006-09-23, 15:04
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Beanhead wears only the finest quality Gimpwear designed by himself.


By the way this will be my 100th post here. Woo hoo.
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Old 2006-09-23, 16:04
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lol, I thought you two were friends??
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Old 2006-09-23, 16:06
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We are friends. We're just good actors.
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Old 2006-09-23, 16:10
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Fantastic videos. It seems like Beanhead has the exact same tatoo on his right arm as you do...
 
Old 2006-09-23, 16:21
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Fantastic videos. It seems like Beanhead has the exact same tatoo on his right arm as you do...








Erm...........He......got his........first.....er.....and I copied, yes thats it I copied his tattoo idea.


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Old 2006-09-23, 19:05
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Old 2006-09-24, 02:00
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BEANHEAD VIDEOS ARE HERE


Here is the Beansaga thus far...

The quality is bad, but the sound is ok.


Synopsis
Whilst sitting downstairs watching television, Tony Meadows hears a strange noise from upstairs. Venturing tentatively into the unknown he discovers his most feared nemesis...BEANHEAD.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFWz6-SoTF4




Beansaga part 2

Synopsis
Meadows, now wearing a stylish ladies vest, yet again hears a noise, this time from downstairs. He enters the kitchen only to find that one of his kitchen knives are missing. Could this be the return of a familiar foe?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0lbStWY7yg


Those were acrtually very well done. Beanhead rules!
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Old 2006-09-24, 16:06
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Does beanhead get his whole body waxed?
 
Old 2006-09-25, 05:57
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I was gonna ask the same question...

But those videos were very well done in the sense that I will not be able to sleep tonight. Bravo. Beanhead will live on forever.
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Old 2006-09-25, 20:07
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LOL this thread is the coolest ever!
 
Old 2006-09-25, 20:17
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this thread reminds me of a pronographic webchat, but it is free, and it involves a naked gimp, and they are pictures instead of video, but the similarities are quite uncanny.


you should make a pay-per-view beanhead site on the internet. make a buisness and give all metaltabbers free access.


LONG LIVE BEANHEAD!
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Old 2006-09-25, 20:19
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can we suggest videos?


show a flashback of the first time beanhead listened to metal music.
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Old 2006-09-25, 20:35
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I would to a video if you all came up with the story. If it was good enough I'd do it.
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Old 2006-09-25, 20:37
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well, then lets get a brainstorming. we come with idea, and you pick the one easiest and most fun for beanhead:

1. beanhead's first day of school
2. beanhead tries alcohol
3. beanhead watches wrestling and thinks he has found his parents
4. beanhead finds out he like's S&M.
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Beanhead goes to Hot Topic.
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Old 2006-09-25, 21:16
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Beanhead and JAMF playing some board game- Scrabble perhaps, and you could obviously do hilarious things with the words Beanhead could make with his letters
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Old 2006-09-25, 21:39
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Beanhead goes to Starbucks to pick up chicks.

Beanhead goes to his local bookstore and asks for a copy of The History of the Peloponnesian War.
 
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Beanhead goes to an Anime convention.
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beanhead in public going up to strangers and just starting a random converstaion
 
Old 2006-09-25, 23:30
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beanhead sitting with random kids on the school bus
 
Old 2006-09-26, 17:22
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beanhead attempting to sell doors door to door.
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Old 2006-09-26, 18:18
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beanhead sitting with random kids on the school bus



Thats amazing. I can just picture it too.


Good ideas so far, but although Beanhead is eccentric, he isn't a psycho, so he can't just go up to random people, or go in public for that matter.

Anything involving my house would be much better.
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Old 2006-09-26, 19:07
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beanhead exploring the cellar or attic

what's under beanhead's bed?

what beanhead likes for supper.
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Old 2006-09-26, 19:13
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JAMF is peacefully searching his freezer, looking for something to heat up. Suddenly, Beanhead appears and orders JAMF to make him fish fingers! JAMF refuses, and slowly reaches for a knife. Seeing this, Beanhead quickly offers JAMF another deal: a bet involving who can stuff the most fish fingers down their trousers, with the person who's fish finger falls from their bulging Y-fronts being the loser. Beanhead proclaims that the loser will have to "go to the cellar..." and asks JAMF to seal the deal by slapping Beanhead on the ass. JAMF agrees, and the contest is underway...JAMF loses, so he goes to the cellar, and finds... Beanhead's wife! Dun-dun-dun!

You could then make that part one of your own S&M soap-opera...
 
Old 2006-09-26, 20:36
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JAMF brings a girl home and invites her to his room - she goes to the bathroom to freshen up and goes back in to see a person in the bed, so she gets in, but it's not who she thinks... meanwhile JAMF is tied up in the wardrobe
 
Old 2006-09-27, 03:51
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Beanhead goes to a confession box and confesses some of his most disturbing actions.
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Old 2006-09-27, 07:56
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This thread and the admiration for it pretty much confirms the Homo Erotic Assfest that MetalTabs has turned into.

Gone for a couple weeks and return to find this...

do you guys even know what girls are?????


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JAMF brings a girl home and invites her to his room - she goes to the bathroom to freshen up and goes back in to see a person in the bed, so she gets in, but it's not who she thinks... meanwhile JAMF is tied up in the wardrobe

yeah! c'mon, surely beanhead knows a girl who would like to play along!

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Beanhead goes to a confession box and confesses some of his most disturbing actions.

HAHA yes! it doesn't even have to be a real confessional, since beanhead likes to stay away from public areas, just....dress the part, JAMF, and let beanhead do the rest.
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