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View Poll Results: Which one do you hate the most?
Korn Fanboy 14 16.47%
Slipknot Fanboy 44 51.76%
Metallica Fanboy 6 7.06%
Metalcore Fanboy 15 17.65%
Slayer Fanboy 3 3.53%
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Old 2006-11-22, 00:38
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Bah! The System of a Down fanboys here in Iceland are like fucking viruses, they don't leave you alone until you accept the fact that they are the best band in the universe.

They invade every thing that can play music in a party, and if there isn't any SOAD on the local computer they just go ahead and download some.

But yeah, I would have to say Korn fanboys. Just because they're always fat guys that have no friends(Seriously, probably about 70 - 80% of the Korn fanboys here are like that).
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Old 2006-11-22, 01:05
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Old 2006-11-22, 08:21
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I do not really think all KORN fanboys are like that. Perhaps just in Iceland. I know alot KORN fanboys (I was overwhelmed by KORN and SLIPKNOT fanboys when I was in highschool). They are most of the time as skinny as a cat not being fed for a week. They are also very annoying. They always ask me whether I like nu-metal or not. I have sayd them for something like twenty times I do not, but they are so dumb that they do not remember.
SOAD fanboys are most of the time willing to do thesame. They also do not understand that I prefer Dream Theater, of which they only know the name and just one song or something like that.
I also prefer Dimmu Borgir (I think that is clear enough). But some Dimmu Borgir fans are even more crazier than KORN ones. For example: I saw a TV show once, in which one called his rat 'Dimmu Borgir'. I wished to say 'GET A LIFE!!' But it was not necessary anymore. His rat was eaten by his cat .
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Old 2006-11-22, 10:01
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I had to say korn.

This girl i know right, i met up with her and she was wearing a korn hoody and i was like "fuck no!!!" but it was her friends and she nicked it so it was ok.
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Old 2006-11-22, 11:13
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I do not really think all KORN fanboys are like that. Perhaps just in Iceland. I know alot KORN fanboys (I was overwhelmed by KORN and SLIPKNOT fanboys when I was in highschool). They are most of the time as skinny as a cat not being fed for a week. They are also very annoying. They always ask me whether I like nu-metal or not. I have sayd them for something like twenty times I do not, but they are so dumb that they do not remember.
SOAD fanboys are most of the time willing to do thesame. They also do not understand that I prefer Dream Theater, of which they only know the name and just one song or something like that.
I also prefer Dimmu Borgir (I think that is clear enough). But some Dimmu Borgir fans are even more crazier than KORN ones. For example: I saw a TV show once, in which one called his rat 'Dimmu Borgir'. I wished to say 'GET A LIFE!!' But it was not necessary anymore. His rat was eaten by his cat .


Yeah, not all. But a shitload of them are indeed a tad overweight always with their Sennheiser 550 headphones blasting Got The Life... or something
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Old 2006-11-23, 08:37
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We cannot really help them for being fat (but sometimes I just want to do that, because it looks dirty and unhealthy), but at least we should try to help them getting rid of the madness they are suffering (who likes KORN? ).
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Old 2006-11-23, 09:05
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The first 2 Korn records are brutal and they were different. The first 2 korn records aren't like any other Korn you've heard. They were very original, had riffs that weren't tired out that were really cool, used wierd noise elements in their guitar lines and alot of discordance. they were cool.
 
Old 2006-11-23, 09:14
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...they were cool.

They are not anymore. And they got stupid fans thinking they are everything in the world.
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Old 2006-11-23, 14:27
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The first 2 Korn records are brutal
Ha, maybe when you are 14.
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Old 2006-11-23, 16:55
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The first 2 Korn records are brutal and they were different. The first 2 korn records aren't like any other Korn you've heard. They were very original, had riffs that weren't tired out that were really cool, used wierd noise elements in their guitar lines and alot of discordance. they were cool.

yeah, they did some weird guitar stuff. i dont like the recent stuff. but before that, i even like some of issues, has a strange feeling to it, at least for me. a quite good feeling it is though.
 
Old 2006-11-24, 00:10
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Yeah I think issues is the album where they finally ran out of ideas, issues still had wierd guitar bits and some fucked up riffs, but then when untouchables came along... goddamn from there it just got worse and worse. I'm happy with everything pre issues really, but the first 2 or 3 were really good.
 
Old 2006-11-24, 00:41
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Korn and Deaf Tones, have you guys seen both those lead singers recently in the media? Those fuckers have gotten fat! Must have been their only source of exercise was head banging, now their music sucks so bad you can't head bang too it!
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Old 2006-11-24, 01:28
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Korn and Deaf Tones, have you guys seen both those lead singers recently in the media? Those fuckers have gotten fat! Must have been their only source of exercise was head banging, now their music sucks so bad you can't head bang too it!

Their music has always sucked. People are just now realizing it.

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Old 2006-11-24, 12:48
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I have never liked KORN anyway. Nor do I like their fanboys. They are just n00bs.
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Incorrect.

How would you know, you don't live in Iceland so you can't evaluate his generalisation.
 
Old 2006-11-25, 00:03
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I agree about the Korn thing. But the CD with I Did My Time was good I thought. The ones before and after just sucked. Yeah their first Cd is their best IMO.
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Old 2006-11-27, 09:05
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I have never listened to KORN with the feeling 'I like what I hear'.
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Old 2006-12-09, 04:02
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Its funny to see kids with korn shirts on because they think theyre so metal. Its kind of funny in a way but also so fucking annoying. But posers are alot worse. Theyll have a deicide t-shirt on or something and then sometimes youll catch them listining to some gay m&m or something and if you look through their cd's they wont have one fucking deicide cd in their collection. Its fucking pathetic.I have alot of posers at my fucking high school and im not afraid of calling them mother fuckers out on it either. So i think thats my most hated fan queer.

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Old 2006-12-09, 04:50
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I also dislike Satan fanboys. You know the type that put ' 666's ' in their usernames and email addresses... It's really cliche and gay.
 
Old 2006-12-09, 05:14
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how immature can you be startin shit you know you cant finish. you must be one of those internet nerds who gets picked on at school and doesnt have any friends so you just sit at the computer all day waitin for someone to say something so you can take it out on them. grow up man. seriously. i wasnt fucking talking to you when i said that shit so mind your own fucking business. just because im a fucking noob doesnt mean you have to be a fucking deuch you fucking guy. and next time you want to insult someone think of something better to say cuz what you said was just gay.
 
Old 2006-12-09, 05:22
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how immature can you be startin shit you know you cant finish. you must be one of those internet nerds who gets picked on at school and doesnt have any friends so you just sit at the computer all day waitin for someone to say something so you can take it out on them. grow up man. seriously. i wasnt fucking talking to you when i said that shit so mind your own fucking business. just because im a fucking noob doesnt mean you have to be a fucking deuch you fucking guy. and next time you want to insult someone think of something better to say cuz what you said was just gay.
Leave the man alone problematic. Satan won't give any of his lovin to satanic posers, this guy has some street cred to maintain. Now excuse me while I go contemplate the future of e-grammar.
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Old 2006-12-09, 06:20
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I also dislike Satan fanboys. You know the type that put ' 666's ' in their usernames and email addresses... It's really cliche and gay.

I think they have a name for a small portion of people like that...... oh yeah, MAGGOTS!!!
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Old 2006-12-09, 06:51
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I think they have a name for a small portion of people like that...... oh yeah, MAGGOTS!!!

who the fuck nowadays uses the word maggot? shut up bitch and make me some toast.
 
Old 2006-12-09, 07:19
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Old 2006-12-09, 07:21
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who the fuck nowadays uses the word maggot? shut up bitch and make me some toast.


Gay slipknot fans?

By the way, you can stop proving you're a douche, we already know. Thanks!
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who the fuck nowadays uses the word maggot? shut up bitch and make me some toast.

I was refering to the thousands upon thousands of festering teenie-boppers who worship Slipknot.

And make your own toast.
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how immature can you be startin shit you know you cant finish. you must be one of those internet nerds who gets picked on at school and doesnt have any friends so you just sit at the computer all day waitin for someone to say something so you can take it out on them. grow up man. seriously. i wasnt fucking talking to you when i said that shit so mind your own fucking business. just because im a fucking noob doesnt mean you have to be a fucking deuch you fucking guy. and next time you want to insult someone think of something better to say cuz what you said was just gay.

Hahahaha... Aww... Did I hit a nerve tough guy?

hu sed i was tlkin to u? next tim u wana rant lik dis on de internet rite now u shud consder de facts cuz i waznt direcly tlking to u i was jus sayin dat i dunt like devil fanboys and devil worshipers dat put all deze sixes in der nicks and all... its like realy bad. just becaus ur a fuckin noob doesnt mean i have to be a fucking ' deuch ' i fucking guy. and next time i wanna start a sentence im gonna be just as dumb as now and start it with a conjugate, cause i dumb and noob.

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Old 2006-12-09, 16:59
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Hahahaha... Aww... Did I hit a nerve tough guy?

hu sed i was tlkin to u? next tim u wana rant lik dis on de internet rite now u shud consder de facts cuz i waznt direcly tlking to u i was jus sayin dat i dunt like devil fanboys and devil worshipers dat put all deze sixes in der nicks and all... its like realy bad. just becaus ur a fuckin noob doesnt mean i have to be a fucking ' deuch ' i fucking guy. and next time i wanna start a sentence im gonna be just as dumb as now and start it with a conjugate, cause i dumb and noob.

you need a goddamn grammar book cuz you cant spell for fucking shit.
 
Old 2006-12-09, 17:44
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you need a goddamn grammar book cuz you cant spell for fucking shit.

he was mocking you... r-tard.

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Korn and Deaf Tones, have you guys seen both those lead singers recently in the media? Those fuckers have gotten fat! Must have been their only source of exercise was head banging, now their music sucks so bad you can't head bang too it!

i like deftones, despite their massive increase in bodily mass. But only the White Pony and Around the Fur... adrenaline sucks pure shit, and i havent heard their title album, so i cant judge...
White pony is one of my favorite cd's to fuck to... which is why i have a soft spot for it. That song digital bath... man... so good... i dont know why. Deftones are definately not metal, anybody who thinks they are is retarded... its more like... psychadelic porno rock... heheheh.
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Old 2006-12-09, 19:21
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fuck you you canadian fag. noones talking to you.
 
Old 2006-12-09, 19:31
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fuck you you canadian fag. noones talking to you.

somebody takes the forum a little too seriously i see.

ps. forum is a PUBLIC thing in which people post their statements for everybody to see. By posting here, you speak to everbody... n00b
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
 
Old 2006-12-09, 19:39
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fuck you senior citizen.
 
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fuck you senior citizen.

Keep insulting this guy everyone, it is pure hilarity.
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Old 2006-12-09, 19:56
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fuck you senior citizen.


What are you, eight years old?
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Old 2006-12-09, 20:00
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haha good comeback. think of something better to say fag. why dont you go out with your buddies and surf. catch some narly waves bro. surfs up pussy.
 
Old 2006-12-09, 20:00
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You are a pathetic loser and a poor excuse for a human being.
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You are a pathetic loser and a poor excuse for a human being.

thank you i like being all of those things.
 
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thank you i like being all of those things.


Good, it is good to know we are both content. Good day, eh.
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Old 2006-12-10, 01:32
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i was wondering how long it was going to take someone to bounce that guy. but c'mon you remember what its like at that age...the hormones are popping, these kids start wearing leather jackets, writing the number six everywhere and getting into all sorts of trouble.

ps, proud member of the metaltabs "senior citizen brigade" right here. you whipper snappers look out cause we may be fatter and balder but we're wiley.

hahahaha, just saw that "the bleeding" is only 19 years old or so, how old was that fucking kid 5?

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haha good comeback. think of something better to say fag. why dont you go out with your buddies and surf. catch some narly waves bro. surfs up pussy.

This all exploded with hillarity... Oh man that's too much.

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YAY! You're my hero *kiss*


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Old 2006-12-10, 07:28
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Can I be in the metaltabs senior citizen brigade?

Do I get a discount on my bengay?

And wait, did that guy insult me by telling me to go surf?

Where in the hell did that come from?

I love this site!
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i forgot to say I VOTED SLIPKNOT...
i just heard wait and bleed on the radio... how the fuck does anybody get their head stuck so far up their ass that they start believing that mick thompson is an "amazing" guitarist... i guess hes okay seeing how hes in a band an all... but not good enough for praise in my eyes... yeah... i cant believe i used to listen to them back before i knew what real death metal was... and how delicious it tasted on my ears.
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I think if he took off the cunt swab of a mask and quit Slipknot and left Roadrunner and their faggy producers, he could pursue greater things and actually become a better musician.

But I doubt he'd do that. He's in a band that is becoming one of the only nu-metal bands to match Metallica in terms of fame and fortune (I dunno how much Clitsnot makes), and he only has to earn that money by getting stage and fretting the guitar at 1,2,3,and 4 on the 3 lowest strings. That's easy money right there.
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I think if he took off the cunt swab of a mask and quit Slipknot and left Roadrunner and their faggy producers, he could pursue greater things and actually become a better musician.

We would still not be allowed to tab any of his songs for MetalTabs anyway.
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But I doubt he'd do that. He's in a band that is becoming one of the only nu-metal bands to match Metallica in terms of fame and fortune (I dunno how much Clitsnot makes), and he only has to earn that money by getting stage and fretting the guitar at 1,2,3,and 4 on the 3 lowest strings. That's easy money right there.

That is even easier money than lying in bed, doing nothing at all and getting money of the government. And you get more money that way.
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Old 2006-12-12, 20:35
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The Slipknot fanboy always ticks me off. They wear a new Slipknot shirt everyday at school. It's almost like that's all they wear...
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We would still not be allowed to tab any of his songs for MetalTabs anyway.

That is even easier money than lying in bed, doing nothing at all and getting money of the government. And you get more money that way.

Yup. Everyone says Slipknot is full of idiots. Wrong. If anything, they are evil geniuses. They have been able to turn music into an economical business machine! It's so delicious, I could grill it, spread some butter sauce on it, cover it in seasoning, and eat it with my trusty bottle of A1 sauce.
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They have been able to turn music into an economical business machine!


Hardly their idea...
 
Old 2006-12-12, 22:26
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Hardly their idea...

Ahh, but you see... it may have not been their idea. OTher bands have succeeded in doing this, bands that had previously had talent before trading it in for money. But you see... Slipknot, they had no talent from the beginning, and yet they still became a corporate ball-sqweezer. They gained their "prestige" through other means. They sunk their fangs into the young hearts of America without even trying!
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Old 2006-12-12, 22:58
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christ, there is this annoying dude in my class who keeps asking me if i like rob zombie. i keep telling him no, and sometimes he throws some other equally cheap, IMO, bands in there. one time i was watching a russian woman playing classical guitar, amazing, and he started laughing when he saw her, i had headphones on. then later he saw me watching michael angelo and he laughed again. i told him its better than anything he will ever listen to. and by "listen to" i mean on a regular basis, and like it, of coarse. anyway, hes not even really a fanboy because ive noticed him only mentioned anything thats even remotely close to metal around me. i think he mentioned six feet under once, and i said "i hate them". of coarse he always wants to know "why why why". just fucking annoying, and i know you guys get this shit from dumb shits too. i guess hes more of a poser than anything else. oh and im pretty sure hes nearly retarded, but i dont even need to go into details on that.
 
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Yeah, but KISS is way better than Slipknot ever was. Only difference is one is gayer than the other.


Timedragon- I do believe the Force has brought you and this retard together. He is obviously eurning (spelling?) to taste the Dark Side. It is up to you to lead this man down the right path and show him the power of the darkness. You are a fellow prophet to his kind, and it is up to you to spread the influence so that we may rise up and destroy the mediocrity infecting this galaxy! May the Force Serve You Well.
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christ, there is this annoying dude in my class who keeps asking me if i like rob zombie. i keep telling him no, and sometimes he throws some other equally cheap, IMO, bands in there. one time i was watching a russian woman playing classical guitar, amazing, and he started laughing when he saw her, i had headphones on. then later he saw me watching michael angelo and he laughed again. i told him its better than anything he will ever listen to. and by "listen to" i mean on a regular basis, and like it, of coarse. anyway, hes not even really a fanboy because ive noticed him only mentioned anything thats even remotely close to metal around me. i think he mentioned six feet under once, and i said "i hate them". of coarse he always wants to know "why why why". just fucking annoying, and i know you guys get this shit from dumb shits too. i guess hes more of a poser than anything else. oh and im pretty sure hes nearly retarded, but i dont even need to go into details on that.


All i can say is...

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Old 2006-12-13, 08:30
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Hardly their idea...

Right you are!
Nearly every music you can nowadays hear on the radio is business machine. It is like commercial art: if money becomes the mayn drive of your work, the quality goes down.
I compose songs because I like to do so. It is not maynly my intention to reach the hit parades with my band.
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I just think it's ironic how tommorow's mainstream will be formed by every musician in the present who says 'fuck you' and does their own thing. Every generation this kind of shit happens.
 
Old 2006-12-13, 08:48
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I just think it's ironic how tommorow's mainstream will be formed by every musician in the present who says 'fuck you' and does their own thing. Every generation this kind of shit happens.

That is just the way it is. But that is not the problem we were discussing in this thread. The problem is: they always get fanboys who think they are the best and then copy the behaviour of the original ones, which becomes utilized then. That kind of things sucks.
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I'm going to say the metalcore thing because I get sick of people assuming I'm a metalcore/goth person just because I have long hair and wear band shirts occasionally. "It's a fucking Kreator shirt, fuckhead. What does that have to do with metalcore"?
 
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I don't mind metalcore fanboys, becuase they are more likely to at least listen to other types of music if you introduce them to it, and are more likely to "convert" than, say, Sliptallica fanboys.
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I change my mind here. I hate CC fan boys. Especialy the ones who think Alex Webster or whatever the cunts name happens to be is a godly bass player, which he isnt. So fuck off CTL
 
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I change my mind here. I hate CC fan boys. Especialy the ones who think Alex Webster or whatever the cunts name happens to be is a godly bass player, which he isnt. So fuck off CTL

*makes spitting noises and hisses and spazzes out of control, rants about how much Alex PWNS Requiem*

I know he's not the best. I'm saying he's one of my favorite.
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I went with slipknot, because they all think theyre hard as hell, with their converse and sock on their head.

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