2006-09-18, 16:10
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Dead Children Crossing Threaten Fans...
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Dead Children Crossing - Announce Intention To Start Playing Live, Threaten Fans
posted on Sep 18 2006 12:18 am
Maryland based "Family Guycore" act DEAD CHILDREN CROSSING posted the following update on their official MySpace page:
"Accuse us of 'ripping off' other bands and we'll rape your children. We're innovators. Gods. You weak minded fucks aren't even capable of comprehending what we do. We're going to start playing shows just so we can fuck your girlfriend in the ass on stage while you watch in horror as we pull out and shoot our semen all over your fancy new JOB FOR A COWBOY shirt. Don't fuck with us. Family Guycore will rule your worthless scene in 2007. Get on our good side before it's too late. Faggots."
Discuss... If you wish
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2006-09-18, 19:46
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Quote:
Originally Posted by davie_gravy
"Family Guycore"
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Family Guy sucks. therefore, this band sucks.
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2006-09-18, 19:53
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do you think it is an actual threat or are the band memebers just being jackasses? i mention necrophilia and pedophilia an awful lot in my posts, just because it is offensive. same with words like nigger and cunt....
if they are serious, well then, i think they are pretty hilarious.
i'll admit, the genre is fuckin stupid, but i like how passionate they are. hah, silly cunts
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2006-09-18, 20:10
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Jerks! Bands that have to big themselves up like that (tongue in cheek or otherwise) are always utter arse fodder. In a years time no one will know or care about who they are as they take a well known burger franchise to court for aping them in an advertisement
Mind you does anybody care right now who this band are? I sure don't!
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2006-09-18, 20:21
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What the hell is family guycore?
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2006-09-18, 21:18
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manowar is pretty fuckin pretentious..........and they rock.
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2006-09-18, 23:31
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Wow, a visit to their myspace changes your life.. what the crap is this?
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2006-09-19, 00:06
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HES BAAACK
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Death By Monkeys
Wow, a visit to their myspace changes your life.. what the crap is this?
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your avatar is so gay dude
by the way family guycore is probably some kind of metal with family guy samples. "the gorey gibbler" was as far as i know the first "band" to do this, but they sampled seinfeld instead
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2006-09-19, 00:18
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Transient
your avatar is so gay dude
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Make it stop!
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by the way family guycore is probably some kind of metal with family guy samples. "the gorey gibbler" was as far as i know the first "band" to do this, but they sampled seinfeld instead
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'Their' songs have bits of family guy in them, yeah, but then it just sounds like ripped parts of other songs put together into one. I just noticed it after checking again. Seems like just one guy too.
Band members:
Fruity Loops
Audacity
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Haha.
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2006-09-19, 01:32
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HES BAAACK
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Death By Monkeys
Band members:
Fruity Loops
Audacity
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lots of time masturbating
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he forgot something
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2006-09-19, 02:25
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I'm already 100% sure this sucks a capybaras nasty dick, but it's so fucking funny I'll be checking it out anyway.
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2006-09-19, 02:26
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Originally Posted by Chris Rezendes
I'm already 100% sure this sucks a capybaras nasty dick, but it's so fucking funny I'll be checking it out anyway.
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Good man.
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2006-09-19, 02:52
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1. They are gay because they won't be fucking girlfriends, they'll be fucking boyfriends.
2. Their name is gayer than gay.
3. Family Guy is unoriginal, therefore they are unoriginal.
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2006-09-19, 03:04
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My Star Wars band is probably cooler and then, and we haven't even played at any gigs.
..... right?
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