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Which MTer would you want to kick in nuts?
Since a poll is out of the question, I will(or somebody that can count higher than 11) can tally up the results. You can name as many as you wish.(And if you could kick a womanly member in the clam)
Fearfrost - Because I know him fairly well, and he always grabs my nipples.
French Bob - He just seems like a guy you'd want to kick in the balls..as a joke of course.
Dissection - Because he would cry.
Lb - Because my leg would be stuck to the kneecap.(Sorry bob..and well LB)
timedragon - because he has reddish/brown pubic hair.
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tranny, just because he is a big bitch.
same with zionist....what a cunt.
however, i am a pacifist..........FUCK!
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problematic for sure sometimes
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only nick would want some contact with my nuts 
dicksucktion would be #1
tranny just because his band sucks dick
most of the ausie guys, because they need to chill out and get fuckin' laid
soulinsane, just becasue hes american
i think thats it...
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only nick would want some contact with my nuts
dicksucktion would be #1
tranny just because his band sucks dick
most of the ausie guys, because they need to chill out and get fuckin' laid
soulinsane, just becasue hes american
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Yowch.
Infinity, because he makes me physically ill.
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Death to all but metal!
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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woo I finally got mentioned in a thread I hadnt posted in
problematic - cunt
valtiel - Makes me feel stupid 
nomad - just to say I did
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I love the Aussies and the Brits!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Problematic, Moe blunts, etc.
No need for explanation.
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Fear Frost-1
French Bob-1
Dissection-2
LB'xxx-2
Timedragon-1
Transient-2
Zionest-1
Problematic-2
Soulinsane-1
bassbehemoth-1
infinity-1
requiem-1
sixsicsix-1
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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Death to all but metal!
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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beat my dick,play bass,talk to you asses,my girlfriend,xbox live,get stoned..oh yea school
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Nobody. I'd really get you all where it hurts. The guys that is --and have you all locked in a cage and I'd sit with about 15 cases of beer and pour them out on the ground one by one while you watched.
Of course there are exceptions, but eh. 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Nobody. I'd really get you all where it hurts. The guys that is --and have you all locked in a cage and I'd sit with about 15 cases of beer and pour them out on the ground one by one while you watched.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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Shadow dragon:
Take her from behind, then pretend like you're gonna cum, retract and spit on her back.
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Requiem - Stupid posts. Quite annoying.
Metalmonkey - As above.
Dissection - It'd be hilarious.
PST 88 - As above, plust to see if his ability to conjure up a witty remark would be impaired.
Probably a few others, but that's all I could think of.
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Zionist-2
Problematic-2
Soulinsane-1
bassbehemoth-2
infinity-1
requiem-5
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
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Requiem - Stupid posts. Quite annoying.
Metalmonkey - As above.
Dissection - It'd be hilarious.
PST 88 - As above, plust to see if his ability to *google* up a witty remark would be impaired.
Probably a few others, but that's all I could think of.
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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I mean sure...we can go through the motions....but it's obvious I have bigger nuts than almost half.
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Im a quadraplegic.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Metal Monkey - do I have to explain?
Metal=life - because he'd gain huge sexual gratification from it
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I would love to kick User01 in the nuts.
Everyone else I love to hate.
Except Hez and *insert_name_here*, both of whom I love
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Life is pain.
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CannibalXampire see if he'd have some reduntant one liner for that situation, FBS just cause he's a cunt not cos I hate him or anything, Marino for being slack, uhm slabbe for being a better luthier than me, andddddddd Timmy cos he's a fucker cunt too.
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Moblunts-1
MetalMonkey-2
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Problematic
Zionist
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BassBehemoth
Dicksuction
That's all for now.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
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Zionist-4
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infinity-1
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sixsicsix-2
nomad-1
vatiel-1
Moblunts-1
MetalMonkey-3
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Well since it seems to be the cool thing to do;
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I would also kick myself in the nuts... once I figure out how, just so I can post a video of it on YouTube and then someone here will find it and post it in the Funny Internet Crap thread. Ahh, the fulfilling life.
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Yeah Requiem, you aren't fooling anybody. We don't need a tally taken. The same people keep getting named over and over again.
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"Who is the best guitarist?" or "How do I do a Pinch Harmonic?"
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Yeah Requiem, you aren't fooling anybody. We don't need a tally taken. The same people keep getting named over and over again.
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r u his pvpp3t d0od?
Oh, I know everyone wants to kick me in the nuts. It's because I'm old and have more balls than they do. (With a few exceptions.)
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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if you were to ask me right now what my post count was, id only be able to guess the thousand
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Fuck! How could I forget Fuck Frost!!!!! I want to kick him in the nuts.
And I must be some sort of badass....I can be an asshole to the lower members and still not be added to that list. 
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I am so irritated with you all. None of you wanna kick me in the nuts. I feel so left out.
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What did it have on it?
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What was funny about it, though?
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I meant I was the only person in the class who seemed to realize that Hentai insinuated Japanese anime porn. Plus, in high school they would not have allowed that shirt but in college they dont really care. Its great!
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