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I am circmcised, don't miss it. 34 47.89%
I have foreskin, want to keep it. 36 50.70%
I am circumcised, want it back. 0 0%
I have foreskin, I want it gone. 1 1.41%
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Old 2006-08-31, 19:34
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The Circumcision Thread

Lets see who goes into the wild with their coat on.....or off. this will spark some intersting debates I'm sure.
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Old 2006-08-31, 19:35
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Why not "The Official Metaltabs Circumcision Thread"?
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my coat is off. im just happy i dont have to deal with smegma.
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Old 2006-08-31, 19:40
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I'm 100% natural, that is, my penis was not mutilated when I was a baby.

I saw a documentary on circumcision a while ago, and it claimed that 80% of males in the US are circumcised, compared to 3% in Britain. The overall figure in Europe is probably quite close to Britain's as well.

Does the average American girl find natural penises disgusting or something? That's certainly the impression the people interviewed in that documentary gave off.
 
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Well....L,B'XXX, Bia, and Mrs. Malicious are the only girls around here I can name off hte top of my head. Maybe they can give us some input.
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Old 2006-08-31, 19:48
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I swear I thought i saw Nihilist say she was a chick in some thread within the last week. I didn't mean to offend Nihilist if Nihilist is reading this. I will delete your name from my quick list if you alert me of it.
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Old 2006-08-31, 19:57
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I've had one of each and I don't see where it's any big deal either way. As long as you're clean.

I will say that with my boys with one it was popular to have it done with babies at that particular time so I went with the flow. The other it wasn't so I didn't. With babies that are uncircumsized you have to make sure to occasionally pull the foreskin back or it can lead to pain later on. It's also a good idea to inspect a little if it looks like there's irritation. My kids never had the problem, but someone I knew had a boy that problems and it was due to a hair wrapped around it that was hard to see.

btw, I'm uncircumsized since you want women's opinions.
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Old 2006-08-31, 19:59
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I've had one of each and I don't see where it's any big deal either way. As long as you're clean.

I will say that with my boys with one it was popular to have it done with babies at that particular time so I went with the flow. The other it wasn't so I didn't. With babies that are uncircumsized you have to make sure to occasionally pull the foreskin back or it can lead to pain later on. It's also a good idea to inspect a little if it looks like there's irritation. My kids never had the problem, but someone I knew had a boy that problems and it was due to a hair wrapped around it that was hard to see.

Let me take this chance to say that femlaes don't have to feel wierd about voting too. Just vote for your preference cause I don't think i can expand the poll choices.
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im circumsized lol

my skin was to tight so it kinda felt like it was gonna rip whenever i had a boner LOL whahaha, this makes me laugh, its kinda funny
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Old 2006-08-31, 20:00
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im circumsized lol

my skin was to tight so it kinda felt like it was gonna rip whenever i had a boner LOL whahaha, this makes me laugh, its kinda funny

My thread is growing as fast as one. HARhar.
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Old 2006-08-31, 20:05
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im circumsized lol

my skin was to tight so it kinda felt like it was gonna rip whenever i had a boner LOL whahaha, this makes me laugh, its kinda funny


When you're a little baby and that happens it's not funny. My kids never had that problem.
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Old 2006-08-31, 20:14
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I'm not having no butcher hacking away at my cock, he can sod off

they say the baby screaming and stuff when the doctor removes it is more from the brand-new feeling of having restricted movement. they hold the baby down so he can't move and he starts freaking out. they say the actual removal is not very painful. I remember none of this so who's to say?
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When you're a little baby and that happens it's not funny. My kids never had that problem.
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Old 2006-08-31, 23:18
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Old 2006-08-31, 23:39
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All natural and I don't care. I don't see what the whole obsession is in the US.

Most other cultures do it because of religious reasons. Claiming it's more hygenic only has value when you live in the dessert and there is no water to keep yourself clean.
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All natural and I don't care. I don't see what the whole obsession is in the US.

Most other cultures do it because of religious reasons. Claiming it's more hygenic only has value when you live in the dessert and there is no water to keep yourself clean.

Germs have a hard time living in the desert. It's dry all the time and very cold at night, usually sunny in the day. br00tal bacteria love WARM (your penis temperature), WET (any uhh...."fluids" or dirty water you might have in there), DARK (aint much light in between your foreskin and your shaft) places.

EDIT- by "your" I don't mean brainsforbreakfast, I mean any guy with a coat on.
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Old 2006-09-01, 02:10
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Lets look at this from this point of view...

How many porns do you see with circumcised cocks? Like 99.99999999% right? I have never had a female complain about my equipment. In fact, I have got nothing but complete, ego blowing praise.

Here is a funny story.

Years ago one of my friends said he wasn't cut ( ) and thats no big deal. right? One night a group of us males picked up by some fine looking ladies. They were all willing and ready We get back to the appartment and everything is going good until the "uncut" male friend decided to retire with his date first into a back room....

Within minutes we hear screams of horror. A freaked out, half naked girl runs into the living room and all the girls become freaked out! Next thing the males know, ALL the other females are leaving

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Lets look at this from this point of view...

How many porns do you see with circumcised cocks? Like 99.99999999% right? I have never had a female complain about my equipment. In fact, I have got nothing but complete, ego blowing praise.

Here is a funny story.

Years ago one of my friends said he wasn't cut ( ) and thats no big deal. right? One night a group of us males picked up by some fine looking ladies. They were all willing and ready We get back to the appartment and everything is going good until the "uncut" male friend decided to retire with his date first into a back room....

Within minutes we hear screams of horror. A freaked out, half naked girl runs into the living room and all the girls become freaked out! Next thing the males know, ALL the other females are leaving

Never trust an uncut guy

Haha woah!!
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Woa its seriously not a big thing here.

I dont think anyone cares, most dudes still have their penile scarf though.
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I still don't know what completely happened that night. Maybe the chic was pyscho or she had never seen one uncut. No one but her knows why she freaked out.

We never got to ask any of the girls from that night what she said happened.

Uncut=bad imo.
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Lets look at this from this point of view...

How many porns do you see with circumcised cocks? Like 99.99999999% right? I have never had a female complain about my equipment. In fact, I have got nothing but complete, ego blowing praise.

Here is a funny story.

Years ago one of my friends said he wasn't cut ( ) and thats no big deal. right? One night a group of us males picked up by some fine looking ladies. They were all willing and ready We get back to the appartment and everything is going good until the "uncut" male friend decided to retire with his date first into a back room....

Within minutes we hear screams of horror. A freaked out, half naked girl runs into the living room and all the girls become freaked out! Next thing the males know, ALL the other females are leaving

Never trust an uncut guy


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Circumcision of babies is cruel. Women have more infection issues with their bits and they're given anti-biotics or antifungal pills. Boys could easily be given the same medicine. Most pediatricians don't consider it necesary in this day and age.

I don't want any children, but hypothetically if I did, I'd make sure nobody messed with my kid's genitals (abnormal genitals, such as penises that are too small or clitorises that are too large, can arouse suspicion of doctors, and in rare cases they go "oh I'll fix that" *snip*) .

As for the woman's perspective, I've never actually seen a circumcised penis in my entire life. To me foreskins just make sense, they're like a little sleeping bag for the penis, and the penis cuddles up in them for the night and he's cozy and happy.

As far as I know, most women should be fine with cut men, except the women who are prone to pelvic inflamatory diseases, and urinary tract infections (the rougher surface of a cut penis can cause scratches, while the different bacteria living on a cut penis can cause problems).

A question, wouldn't it be harder to masturbate without a foreskin?
 
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That is why they did it in victorian times.
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Well, I was cut when I was about 3 as I developed an infection and circumcision was the best option.

However my parents were quite against it and actually apologised to me a few years back, so at this time I hated it, but after discovering porn and generally not caring, I really don't care. Since i'm Polish it is against tradition, but this is because of religion, so it did matter at first, but eventually it didn't. I'm sure 99% of chicks will have no problem with it. I'm still a tad insecure about it, but Im posting openily, so guess not.

I would vote, but where's the "circumsized and don't care" option... that's my choice.

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A question, wouldn't it be harder to masturbate without a foreskin?

Fuck, I can't really compare, but I dont see why the fuck there would be any sort of problem or disadvantage? What exactly do you mean by 'harder'? as in, harder to reach climax? well, haha, not for me, but im 16, so maybe that's why.

Anyway, when a cut and uncut dick is erect, they basically look the same anyway?


I hate the word ' circumcision '. It so flamboyantly evil, in a faggoty way... meh, I just hate it.



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"It ain't the meat it's the motion."

I don't think it makes a difference. And as long as it makes the guy wearing it happy who cares? I sure wouldn't base a relationship on whether a guy was cut or not unless I had deeply religious issues that instructed me otherwise. But that could go for height, weight, or wrong hair color, too. Not quite that important from my standpoint.

Oh yeah, if there's a rough edge then the doc did a lousy job. It shouldn't be that way any more than any other cut. Or maybe the caregiver didn't do what they were supposed to after the deed was done. I think it was supposed to be that there wasn't that much feeling in the foreskin the first week after birth and that's why they did it then.

If a guy didn't have a penis is when I'd be worried.
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Old 2006-09-01, 13:28
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So, BrokenCrimson, since you've "never actually seen a circumcised penis in [your] entire life," how can you possibly know anything about it? Stories from other girlfriends of yours besides doctors?-->

I was circumcised at the appropriate time after birth.
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Old 2006-09-01, 16:20
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I thoguht it was funny transient

Uhm yes i have no disgusting fucken dangly bit of fucken germy smegma penis butter skin hanging from my cock that i have to peel back or any of that lame fucken buulshit, you guys that aren't circumcised need a BULLET.

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Then just don't click on the thread man. The title makes it obvious there will be plenty of crazy cock chat in here.
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(the rougher surface of a cut penis can cause scratches, while the different bacteria living on a cut penis can cause problems).


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Oh yeah, if there's a rough edge then the doc did a lousy job. It shouldn't be that way any more than any other cut.

yeah, the only way i can even tell mine was tampered with is that there is an area of very slightly darker skin tone about 1/3 from the end. no change in texture though.

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A question, wouldn't it be harder to masturbate without a foreskin?

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Old 2006-09-01, 18:30
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i had mine snipped when i was a baby. anyone that thinks its cruel is insane! i'd much rather have it done then when i had no clue what the fuck was going on. you think i am traumatized or something? i can't remember a thing about it. its not till later people that were snipped even realize it wasn't always like that haha.

if it wasn't done at birth..i bet a lot less people would get it done later. i for one would probably have to be knocked unconcious and dragged to the hospital to get it done. nothing like knowing you are going to get your schlong cut with a knife!!

edit...is it just me, or does that little face have vomit coming out of its eyes too??
 
Old 2006-09-01, 18:35
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Then just don't click on the thread man. The title makes it obvious there will be plenty of crazy cock chat in here.

and yet, here i am, again!
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i had mine snipped when i was a baby. anyone that thinks its cruel is insane! i'd much rather have it done then when i had no clue what the fuck was going on. you think i am traumatized or something? i can't remember a thing about it. its not till later people that were snipped even realize it wasn't always like that haha.

if it wasn't done at birth..i bet a lot less people would get it done later. i for one would probably have to be knocked unconcious and dragged to the hospital to get it done. nothing like knowing you are going to get your schlong cut with a knife!!

edit...is it just me, or does that little face have vomit coming out of its eyes too??

Exactly man. I feel no grief for my foreskin either. AND YES I just noticed that too, vomit is coming out of his eyes!!!...see look!!
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Old 2006-09-01, 18:39
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and yet, here i am, again!

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Old 2006-09-01, 18:41
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Circumcision of babies is cruel. Women have more infection issues with their bits and they're given anti-biotics or antifungal pills. Boys could easily be given the same medicine. Most pediatricians don't consider it necesary in this day and age.

I don't want any children, but hypothetically if I did, I'd make sure nobody messed with my kid's genitals (abnormal genitals, such as penises that are too small or clitorises that are too large, can arouse suspicion of doctors, and in rare cases they go "oh I'll fix that" *snip*) .

As for the woman's perspective, I've never actually seen a circumcised penis in my entire life. To me foreskins just make sense, they're like a little sleeping bag for the penis, and the penis cuddles up in them for the night and he's cozy and happy.

As far as I know, most women should be fine with cut men, except the women who are prone to pelvic inflamatory diseases, and urinary tract infections (the rougher surface of a cut penis can cause scratches, while the different bacteria living on a cut penis can cause problems).

A question, wouldn't it be harder to masturbate without a foreskin?


i don't think it would be any harder to do either way.

i think the general purpose (maybe this has been said earlier..just didn't really feel like reading 3 pages of people telling stories about their cock) is to reduce the chance of infection. if you take a piss or bust a nut...chances are some of it leaks out later...and if its all sealed up in this "sleeping bag"...i can't imagine that is a good thing.
 
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Djeez-- I know I read the shaving topic somewhere on here already. At least I'm pretty sure it was here. Do a search and see what comes up. (No pun intended, but wth?)


The pediatrician told me that since I had one of each the one with theirs would ask questions about the one without eventually. And she was right. I explained it the same way I did here earlier.

And I just called someone yesterday or the day before. That's crazy.
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It's not a rough edge per se, just a different surface. The glands of the penis, which are normally slightly moist because of the smegma, dry out and form microscopic cracks. All skin has it's own fauna, which is dependant on the condition of the skin, eg surface and moisture. Different surface means different bacteria. Most women have a good enough defencive system in their vaginas to deal with most bacteria, but some women do not, and as such a cut penis can give them a lot of trouble.

The reason I think it's cruel is because the baby is not given a choice. Another reason I think it's cruel is because in some cases the frenulum, a bundle of nerves on the underside of the penis just below the head, is completely removed, and that part is usually very sensitive and there is no hygenic reason to remove it.

I have nothing against what is known as the "coronal trim", in the case of which the frenulum remains intact, but I also don't see why a lot of you people are so disgusted by the idea of a foreskin. Most people avoid smegma build-up by taking a shower then and again... I mean women produce smegma too, and are more prone to infections, but they just take a shower and if they get infected, take pills.
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Foreskinned and Proud. IT IS MY CHRISTIAN RIGHT.
lol, being circumsized has nothing to do with being jewish of jehovahs, unlees ur a jew or jehova ofcuz lol, but i sure aint
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Old 2006-09-02, 10:43
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Regardind smegma, it's there for a reason. It helps to lubricate and clean the penis.
 
Old 2006-09-02, 12:40
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This is a bit weird isn't it?

I mean a penis thread..........
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Old 2006-09-02, 13:31
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Jews are circumsized. Christians, at least, Methodists, don't care.
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Jews are circumsized. Christians, at least, Methodists, don't care.


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It's not a rough edge per se, just a different surface. The glands of the penis, which are normally slightly moist because of the smegma, dry out and form microscopic cracks. All skin has it's own fauna, which is dependant on the condition of the skin, eg surface and moisture. Different surface means different bacteria. Most women have a good enough defencive system in their vaginas to deal with most bacteria, but some women do not, and as such a cut penis can give them a lot of trouble.

The reason I think it's cruel is because the baby is not given a choice. Another reason I think it's cruel is because in some cases the frenulum, a bundle of nerves on the underside of the penis just below the head, is completely removed, and that part is usually very sensitive and there is no hygenic reason to remove it.

I have nothing against what is known as the "coronal trim", in the case of which the frenulum remains intact, but I also don't see why a lot of you people are so disgusted by the idea of a foreskin. Most people avoid smegma build-up by taking a shower then and again... I mean women produce smegma too, and are more prone to infections, but they just take a shower and if they get infected, take pills.

I am pretty sure the doctor would be able to make a better informed decision than a newborn baby who doesn't know how to do anything but cry and sleep.
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Old 2006-09-02, 16:56
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Hmmm, these poll results are interesting. a 40 person response is pretty good so far right? Seems like everyone is proud of their wang's situation, circumcised or not. Now if you guys reaaaalllyyy want, I will make another poll thread on cock size. You damn well better be honest if I set up that one up. (I will also give some poll options in consideration of the girls here, so they don't feel left out.)
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Old 2006-09-02, 16:57
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lol, being circumsized has nothing to do with being jewish of jehovahs, unlees ur a jew or jehova ofcuz lol, but i sure aint



Am I covered in body hair? Do I attened "reform" at a church with no windows? NO.



I didn't realize so many of you were circumsized...
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Old 2006-09-02, 16:58
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Hmmm, these poll results are interesting. a 40 person response is pretty good so far right? Seems like everyone is proud of their wang's situation, circumcised or not. Now if you guys reaaaalllyyy want, I will make another poll thread on cock size. You damn well better be honest if I set up that one up. (I will also give some poll options in consideration of the girls here, so they don't feel left out.)



It's been done...by me. lol. I don't know if it was a poll, but definitely a thread.


DOUBLE POST.
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Old 2006-09-02, 17:10
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It's been done...by me. lol. I don't know if it was a poll, but definitely a thread.


DOUBLE POST.

Damn, alright nevermind then. Keep voting!!!
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This is a bit weird isn't it?

I mean a penis thread..........

its not the only one

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Old 2006-09-03, 00:19
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Lol, smegma sounds like a metal band name. say it out loud.
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Old 2006-09-03, 00:37
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You're smegma and you're proud?


I think "black" sounds better.



Have you guys heard the Monty Python "The Penis Song?" If not, get it.
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It's been done...by me. lol. I don't know if it was a poll, but definitely a thread.


DOUBLE POST.



It wasn't done by me, I'm an idiot...and my weiner size grew. lol.

http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthre...&highlight=cock
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I'm circumsized and I guess I'm happy with it?



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Lol, smegma sounds like a metal band name. say it out loud.

Smegma is already a band.
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Old 2006-09-03, 11:39
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This is the dumbest fucking thread since all the other dumb threads you bastards come up with. I have to give props to whoever said "crazy cock chat" though, that shit was hilarious
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This is the dumbest fucking thread since all the other dumb threads you bastards come up with. I have to give props to whoever said "crazy cock chat" though, that shit was hilarious

Thanks man And when I created this thread it was just a spur of the moment idea. I was thinking "If I ever met any of these guys in real life, what would be something I could find out about them that they probably wouldn't want me to know, but would talk about openly in an online forum?" Everyone seems to have thought it was funny/been truthful about the thing to. So it's all good.
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Old 2006-09-03, 15:15
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Yes! Foreskin is in the lead!
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lol I guess it's better than you guys sneaking peeks in a locker room. Or if the "big party" ever happens you won't have to wear red tags for "cut" and "blue" for uncut because you all will know already.

Of course, if you played football or something you could decide teams that way. The Sweaters and the Helmets.
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Yes! Foreskin is in the lead!

No dammit!!!! Everything was going as planned!!!
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looks like a tie! come on bia, vote!
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Good grief. You guys get excited over the dumbest things sometimes.

New band --Blood Red Bass and the CircumSizers. Little play on the word there.
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Old 2006-09-04, 00:32
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looks like a tie! come on bia, vote!



You tied it? You fucking Jesus hater Jew bastard!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-09-04, 00:41
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looks like a tie! come on bia, vote!

Thank you execrator, lets go read from the torah, comb our hair, and get very rich.
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Old 2006-09-04, 00:45
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-09-04, 01:00
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Haha, who said I was the one who tied it?

And it looks like it's in the lead now..
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Old 2006-09-04, 01:29
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my wang is snipped, but i'm nothing in regards to religion. but my dad was raised roman catholic, and i'm not exactly sure how my mom was raised. i think it has gone beyond just a few religions doing it.

never thought about this until just now..but i guess if i have kids later in life, i'd probably have it done as young as you can get it done. i don't think its cruel..simply because it was done to me the same way and i don't remember a damn thing ever happening to my cock. so its really not so bad

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Old 2006-09-04, 18:18
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Old 2006-09-04, 19:01
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I love my wang too much to let any sharp objects go near it.
Except when I need a shave, obviously.
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Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


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Old 2006-09-04, 19:52
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I'm sorry, but if my husband ever shaved in those private areas for anything other than surgery I'd laugh too hard to make use of his plumbing. It just seems totally retarded to me. But they were talking on the radio about it and it's "in thing" for guys to be hairless there and about everywhere else. Oh well, another 15 years and they'll be back to apes again.
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Old 2006-09-04, 19:56
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I'm sorry, but if my husband ever shaved in those private areas for anything other than surgery I'd laugh too hard to make use of his plumbing. It just seems totally retarded to me. But they were talking on the radio about it and it's "in thing" for guys to be hairless there and about everywhere else. Oh well, another 15 years and they'll be back to apes again.



EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Hairy genitaled old people.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-09-04, 20:44
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Hairy genitaled old people.

I took anatomy my junior year in high school. In the back of the book was a cadavar of an old man that had been split open lateraly. They left the pubic hair.
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Old 2006-09-04, 22:01
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Old 2006-09-05, 01:42
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I'm sorry, but if my husband ever shaved in those private areas for anything other than surgery I'd laugh too hard to make use of his plumbing. It just seems totally retarded to me. But they were talking on the radio about it and it's "in thing" for guys to be hairless there and about everywhere else. Oh well, another 15 years and they'll be back to apes again.


Fuck that I don't shave my genitals for style or fashion, I shave for comfort, plus shaving down pubes makes your wang look bigger.
 
Old 2006-09-05, 01:44
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WHO DID IT?!...WHO TIED THIS THING??!! amazing though, 50 votes and it is dead even.
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed SuiÁmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
 
Old 2006-09-05, 01:48
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WHO DID IT?!...WHO TIED THIS THING??!! amazing though, 50 votes and it is dead even.


That was me, sorry.
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Old 2006-09-05, 01:48
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WHO DID IT?!...WHO TIED THIS THING??!! amazing though, 50 votes and it is dead even.



lol...blindvomit I'm guessing?
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