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HTT#1
Having a grand idea,
I made a Haiku To This,
Maybe a bit silly
Like the ARE-TEE-TEE,
But in a Haiku format,
It's just what we need
Why do we need this?
You cunts should use your brains more,
Make effort post-whore!
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Life is pain.
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Having a grand idea
I told girl of my love
Pain, angst, sadness
true story about 5 mnutes ago
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Don't know how to do haikus,
HAve a driving lesson in a half an hour,
My balls itch from work last night
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DETH TOLL!!!
Keep checking for new crap.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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Haiku is easy,
Five, seven, five, there you go,
Count Syllables, CUNT!
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Having a grand idea
I told girl of my love
Pain, angst, sadness
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Aches to hear story,
What did the cunt do to you?
Put ice in trousers?
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I dislike haiku
I really really dislike haiku
I dislike haiku
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Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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(x.x) (> <)
Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
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FUCKING HOFF-STYLE!!!!!!!
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to japanese porn
I'm masturbating
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Die Young.
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I just came on you
Japanese porn is great time
Wipe pantaloons clean
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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i saw Mel Gibson running
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the jew got raped
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Drinking some water
Real Dutch mineral water
From a German shop
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Drinking some water
Real Dutch mineral water
From a German shop
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Dutch water is bad,
Smells tastes looks like stinky piss,
Called Heineken
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Haikus are lyrics
This thread does not belong here
I will now move it
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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Heineken is shit
Alexander Keith's is good
I will drink tonight
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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How could you move this
It will be full of garbage
Stinky useless spam
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Haikus are lyrics
This thread does not belong here
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Haiku is poem, yes
But this is random like RTT
Thought chit-chat was good
I quit smoking again,
Withdrawal is coming now,
Wish me good luck please
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I would prefer this
To have been left in Chit Chat
It's out of place here
I try to keep this
Forum clean - go fuck yourself
Powersofterror
I'll keep this thread here
Because it's not fun to play
Mod/forum soccer
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This is where we live
Those who write what must be read
Embellish my words
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Move it to lyrical
Now it will die a slow death
I feel so emo now 
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I would prefer this
To have been left in Chit Chat
It's out of place here
I try to keep this
Forum clean - go fuck yourself
Powersofterror
I'll keep this thread here
Because it's not fun to play
Mod/forum soccer
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I love you too man
No one comes to this forum
It will die here soon
Hahahaha, cunt
Sorry for bringing you trash
Blame it on the beer
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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Forum leaders like
to complain about dumb shit
welcome to lyrics
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Life is pain.
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A breif sense of air
Lurking in the dark shadows
More sugar needed?
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I eat Triangles
Contorted and Disfigured
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Lack of real reason
This thread is just for boredom
Close me close me, closed
haha 
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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You silly gooses
Bitch lots more than we girls do.
Don't be playing mod.
(Unless you are one.) 
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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You silly gooses
Bitch lots more than we girls do.
Don't be playing mod.
(Unless you are one.) |
PAH!
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Browsing metaltabs,
Upping my postcount with shit,
Will soon take a crap.
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You have so much talent
Shit or get off of the pot
Don't forget to wipe
Hey, this is kinda fun in a dumb way.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Stupid old woman,
Mangy, rotten vagina,
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Hey, this is kinda fun in a dumb way.
Code:
Mangy, rotten vagina,
it was sort of fun
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Boy does that tell all
I think that one seals the deal
Thread is for the bored
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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Eyerolls prevailing
Seperates the boys from men
Immaturity
Ooo, do I get a prize for 5 syllabuls using one word?
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Before I meet her,
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Time is running out
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Hot pepperoni
With a lot of cheese on it
Hide it from powers'
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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I do like this thread
I just rented walk the line
Johnny Cash is great
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Johnny Cash is dead
I enjoy Ozzy better
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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This is fucking stupid.
This is fucking stupid.
I don't know how to write a haiku.
Am I close?
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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This is fucking stupid.
This is fucking stupid.
I don't know how to write a haiku.
Am I close?
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lol no. Its:
5
7
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Haikus are stupid
BassB loves mouthing man parts
I think this one's right.
Better?
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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Haikus are stupid
BassB loves mouthing man parts
I think this one's right.
Better?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Life is pain.
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Cunt, Haiku format
Even if it is so hard
God kills a kitten
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So I met the girl
Another one with boyfriend
Angst, Anxiety
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Why would you sig that?
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So I met the girl
Another one with boyfriend
Angst, Anxiety
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Sorry to hear that
There are more fish in the sea
Find a single girl
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Wally needs a break
He needs yellow on a plate
Go to Ohio
(hint, hint?)
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Feeling quite horny,
Will soon have a nice long wank,
Sexual tension.
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Sorry to hear that
There are more fish in the sea
Find a single girl
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Realy don't like fish,
And looks don't even matter
Sexual frustrate
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Why would you sig that?
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Realy don't like fish,
And looks don't even matter
Sexual frustrate
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Forget what you know
You need to learn how to fish
Boyfriend means you fish
Investigate them
Find the weakness then strike back
Be a man and win
story of my life
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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2006-09-01, 12:16
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Why would you sig that?
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Realy don't like fish, And looks don't even matter Sexual frustrate
go and get online
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Realy don't like fish, And looks don't even matter Sexual frustrate
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I am online now
Lots of dumb preteens on forum
Although most non-girls
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Why would you sig that?
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Life is pain.
Banned
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My girl I am with
Was stolen from another
Her heart now swollen
He was a full cunt
And he cheated on all heaps
Love was in absence
Girl claims to love me
And I have to believe her
The future is bleak
When we are though here
I will leave this wretched place
Adelaide's calling
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When we are though here
I will leave this wretched place
Adelaide's calling
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Say Hi to Brother
Treacherous cunt left here
Coming back, no cash
Ex's birthday now
gave her my old used xbox(lol)
will get sex from it
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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My girl I am with
Was stolen from another
Her heart now swollen
He was a full cunt
And he cheated on all heaps
Love was in absence
Girl claims to love me
And I have to believe her
The future is bleak
When we are though here
I will leave this wretched place
Adelaide's calling
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I must say hell yeah
Another ass bites the dust
Ass hole guys annoy me
There is a girl coming
Have not seen in a long time
Maybe i will get lucky!
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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2006-09-02, 04:22
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There is a girl coming
Have not seen in a long time
Maybe i will get lucky!
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All the best with that
Two in the pink, one in stink
Wash your fingers then
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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All the best with that
Two in the pink, one in stink
Wash your fingers then
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I must tell you what
I roll pretty deep and dirty man
Wash fingers, yeah right
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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I must tell you what
I roll pretty deep and dirty man
Wash fingers, yeah right
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lol.
I hate shit in nails
It ruins my erection
Condom on fingers
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-09-02, 07:13
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lol.
I hate shit in nails
It ruins my erection
Condom on fingers
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I must agree to this
Yet hasn't happened to me
I've had worse though
I'll leave it at that
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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2006-09-02, 09:05
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Life is pain.
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My mind, enemy
Trapped and cornered me again
Torturing myself
Are hearts in balance
Or lives at a deadly risk
Life, heart, coincide.
Mutuality
High impossibility
To me love is pain
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I have 40 cash
I owe twenty six to friend
May buy beer instead
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-09-03, 02:00
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Don't waste money on crap
Cheap beer will make you shit red
go buy Sam Adams
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Don't waste money on crap
Cheap beer will make you shit red
go buy Sam Adams
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Myself buy cheap beer?
We don't have Sam Adams here
Alexander Keith
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Oh Bass Behemoth
You are just too darn funny
Go play in traffic
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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Why would you sig that?
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Greener grass elswhere
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b f b that's crap
I am not a guy for sure
and beer tastes like crap
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Amazing guitar solo.
Soothes weary souls.
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b f b that's crap
I am not a guy for sure
and beer tastes like crap
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You must be insane
Beer is one of the best things
Mhm I love lagers
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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Of course I'm insane
But that's more for you to drink
so qwit yer bitchin'!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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I like beer a lot
beer beer beer beer beer beer beer
So fresh and so clean(clean)
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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I like beer a lot
beer beer beer beer beer beer beer
So fresh and so clean(clean)
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 !! I thought rap was illegal in canada?
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
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Way back in the day
Rochester brewed Sam Adams
It's overrated
People who like it
Tend to have limitations
In their life through beer
Alexander Keith
Is better for my money
India Pale Ale
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Yet more beer Haiku
Told you so, old saggy witch
But beer is still good
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Why would you sig that?
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2006-09-06, 16:09
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Way back in the day
Rochester brewed Sam Adams
It's overrated
People who like it
Tend to have limitations
In their life through beer
Alexander Keith
Is better for my money
India Pale Ale
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That was beautiful.
Rap illegal here?
One could only wish on that
You silly cowboy
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Yet more beer Haiku
Told you so, old saggy witch
But beer is still good
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Saggy ole witch, eh?
Did you know there's a full moon?
Want me to show you?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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People who like it Tend to have limitations In their life through beer
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
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If your best shot was
Colt .45, then I guess
You've proven my point
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If your best shot was
Colt .45, then I guess
You've proven my point
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Now now now children
Colt 45 is good stuff
40 in my hand
We must enjoy all
Of gods great choices of beer
Cheap and expensive yum yum
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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Didn't mean to say
That Colt .45 is bad;
It's just obvious
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Saggy ole witch, eh?
Did you know there's a full moon?
Want me to show you?
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Yup, old saggy witch
Please don't show me your "full moon"
eww eww eww eww eww
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Why would you sig that?
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Watch what you're saying
It make become prophetic
And you'd regret it!
hehe
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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