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Awww  Did I spark up some controversy?
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no, you posted, and once again played a moron. people just like to point it out. thats all.
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HAHAHA holy shit that's fuckin funny 
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2006-09-03, 05:18
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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Aww At least my mummy still loves me
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2006-09-03, 05:50
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yea she loves me
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hahahahaha pwnt
<333 the bi-a
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hahahahaha pwnt
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Actually, I meant that in a fairly positive way. I LIKE women with skill and attitude.
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
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2006-09-03, 17:33
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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bia would have a class action lawsuit for sexual harassment
and it would be all about tattered, doc, and fbs
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2006-09-03, 17:35
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Die Young.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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He's not punctual? 
fbs, that was pretty funny. I had to stifle giggles because some things I just don't want to have to explain to pop sitting here.
Requiem--And I meant during! Haven't you seen all my bitching about cigarettes?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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2006-09-03, 18:36
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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and instead of milk he soaks em in moonshine and lye
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2006-09-03, 20:47
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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nah,
fbs doesnt need to eat
hes THAT much more developed than us
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I'd love to shoot the shit with requiem.
Literally.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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I'd like to meet moe_blunts so I could steal his weed.
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Daz rite, biznatch!
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Haha I'm in.
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
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I wouldn't mind meeting anyone from the forum. Sure, there are some people I only want to meet because I can't punch them through my monitor, but I'm at least 82% sure I wouldn't hurt the following-
John Mansley- you're a scouser, a rabblerouser, and above all, a drunk. I'm still not sure why I want to meet you.
FBS- We all know Jim wants me dead. Of course, so does half the forum, but that's neither here or there. Jim is a funny motherpuncher, and meeting him would give me the opportunity to sneak some Drano into his cat's food.
PST- I've always wanted to meet a real life Jew. And since David Cross isn't available, this asshole will have to do.
Those three motherfuckers are brilliant and hilarious and I'd love to meet them. It'd also be interesting to see if any of the three ever exist in a sober state.
Nihilist is also high on my list, if only to see if the universe would implode when the two people in existence that enjoy Breeding the Spawn cross paths.
I also have a buddy on here named Waylon who I've known for a while. He actually moved to Massachusetts to attend Berklee, so meeting him is actually a slight possibility, unlike most of you.
Seriously, I'd meet any of you, and I honestly wouldn't assault any of you... even SoulInsane. 
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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it's not like i'm a dealer or anything. i actually havent been smoking too much recently because i be po'.
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Metaltabs is like prison. There is nowhere else to go on the web and most of us here are males, so we just give up and release our sexual tension on each other. BassBehemoth's avatar is looking more luscious each day.
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
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it's not like i'm a dealer or anything. i actually havent been smoking too much recently because i be po'.
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Well, we can't all have what we want.
/is not your little sex bitch
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oh lord vehemence is just a little bitch, but you'll get used to him. fact of the matter is he listens to better music than at least 80% of the people who post on this forum. listen to him and you might learn something.
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ooh la la 
well, i already know blood red bass rather well, and i met amerok at the origin show last week, but that's it. most of you guys seem like pretty funny cunts  so sure, why not.
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Wow, you made a funny! And a good one, too!
If you think this is the only forum on the net you're nuts and need to get more hobbies. Although life (especially my mom) is currently keeping me more busy off the computer I've found other forums besides my main 2 that are fun and educational, too.
Chris R' --You're all right in my book. You're our "snake man."
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Chris is anybody's "snake man" for $50 an hour!
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Haha, well, that could be about any guy on here if you meant it that way. That wasn't my intention though.
Got change for $100?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Morbid Guitar
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Whoa, whoa! Let's get something straight, I can only be your $50 snake man if you own a vagina. If not, I'll need $80.
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I wouldn't mind meeting anyone from the forum. Sure, there are some people I only want to meet because I can't punch them through my monitor, but I'm at least 82% sure I wouldn't hurt the following-
John Mansley- you're a scouser, a rabblerouser, and above all, a drunk. I'm still not sure why I want to meet you.
FBS- We all know Jim wants me dead. Of course, so does half the forum, but that's neither here or there. Jim is a funny motherpuncher, and meeting him would give me the opportunity to sneak some Drano into his cat's food.
PST- I've always wanted to meet a real life Jew. And since David Cross isn't available, this asshole will have to do.
Those three motherfuckers are brilliant and hilarious and I'd love to meet them. It'd also be interesting to see if any of the three ever exist in a sober state.
Nihilist is also high on my list, if only to see if the universe would implode when the two people in existence that enjoy Breeding the Spawn cross paths.
I also have a buddy on here named Waylon who I've known for a while. He actually moved to Massachusetts to attend Berklee, so meeting him is actually a slight possibility, unlike most of you.
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I guess we could maybe meet someday, BUT I will be packing heat and have a rapid escape plan on standby.
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Whoa, whoa! Let's get something straight, I can only be your $50 snake man if you own a vagina. If not, I'll need $80.
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Cheap at half the price!
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The Freedom of Chaos
The Secret of The Secret
The Truth of The Truth
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
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I'd like to meet Robbie, Cunty, Nocterno, and Licky. We have a lot in common and seems we would get along rather well. Plus we can all watch that crazy ass porn that Rob has. HAHAHA
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