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Enmity - The world's worst death metal band
I can't even describe how bad this is. Everything about it is wrong. That being said, everyone needs to download this crap right now. I will gladly upload the album to anyone who wants it, as no one in their right mind would ever buy it. Enjoy.
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2006-08-20, 19:38
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wow. i figured you were being a little overly critical, but after hearing that...wow. that is fucking terrible. it almost sounds like everyone is playing a different song, and all of the songs suck.
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2006-08-20, 19:40
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wow.. I don't even know if you can call this a band.. it sounds as if only one amateur did all this: the beats sound like a badly programmed drum computer, and the only other instument is a crappy guitar.
You know what is funny? The band name and the name of my old band is just one letter different. I thought you found songs of my old band or something 
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omg that the worst band i ever heard
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2006-08-20, 21:05
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hahaha all of their songs sound the same.
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2006-08-20, 21:48
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dude that breakdown is so BAD
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Enmity is pure whore shit. I cant beleive a label signed this shitty ass band.
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2006-08-20, 23:06
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wow!!
I wonder how drunk The Were When They Recorded This Shit
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2006-08-20, 23:08
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Wow, this is amazing. CHUGGACHUGGA chug CHUGGACHUGGA chug chug chug. Best riff. So intense. Three minutes of pure glory. Would have been better off recording the sounds of a crowded public restroom. I wonder if they take themselves seriously..
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I am laughing my ass off.
Where the fuck is the bass?
The guitar sounds like it's palm muting the same chord over and over again.
To me, this is horrible because it in no way resembles an actual SONG.
The 'polyrhythmic' breakdown that starts at 2:06 is too funny for words. Basically the same riff the song starts out with, with a slower drum part under it.
I don't even want this shit for FREE
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Yes Enmity are fucking awful. I dare say, worse than Lust of Decay.
They're just trying to be what Brodequin and Pustulated are. shit. haha.
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did a human play those drums? that guy nearly blasted staight 3 minutes. what the hell is going on????
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2006-08-21, 10:05
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The drummer is a fucking computer 
Haven't you noticed how every beat sound exactly the same? There is always some randomness when humans play instruments.
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Oh good god. I feel violated. 
That is either the best noisegrind band or the worst death metal band. Either way, it's just pure crap.
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It could quite possibly be the best Death metal band to be composed exclusivley of deaf musicians. In which case, all of you guys are cunts for making fun of them.
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It just sounds like a really shitty goregrind/brutal death song that just won't end.
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They're definitely br00tal deth. They've had a few releases. Believe it or not, they've been around for over 10 years. I've only heard "Vomit Forth Intestinal Excrement" which was an EP from a few years ago, it isn't much an improvement on this.
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2006-08-21, 17:27
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They played for over 10 years? Wow, I thought I sucked for not being so good after 4 years =/
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My god, that just sounds like a piggie. I honestly don't think there are any lyrics to this song. He is just.....grunting.
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My god, that just sounds like a piggie. I honestly don't think there are any lyrics to this song. He is just.....grunting.
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They're pitchshifted I'm pretty sure. I didn't mind the vocals.
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Well, whatever he used to get his voice to sound like that didn't make the song sound heavier/more brutal/ intimidating. It seriously makes me laugh cause I get visions of a sub-par death metal band palying with a pig on the mic.
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That sucked, though I've heard worse.
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Worse?? Lets hear it then!
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I now understand why it's called noisegrind; it is noise that makes you wanna take a wood sander and grind it against your nuts.
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I now understand why it's called noisegrind; it is noise that makes you wanna take a wood sander and grind it against your nuts.
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i already told you guys cephalic mortification are the worst band ever.
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I dont know dude. This Enmity stuff is pretty bad
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We gotta have a thread for each genre now "worst power/thrash/black metal band" and find one that exemplefies what the asshole of the genre sounds like.
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Do it up, I could bring out some really terrible thrash 
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How would one go about choosing the worst power metal band, there being so many to choose from and all?
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Power Metal kicks more ass than a drunk unicorn that just caught a dragon doing his unicorn wife. 
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