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I think I just lost respect for the band Black Witchery
for the band BLACK WITCHERY. read this fuckin article. i had problems gettin past the first couple paragraphs. tell me what you think of that "shit." (pun, pun, pun, punny punny, pun, pun)
http://www.anus.com/etc/black_witchery/
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I refuse to read anything after the first paragraph. That was fucked up. 
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More descriptive subject title next time.
As for the article, it's a publicity stunt wrapped in a joke. Since you are wasting your time talking about it, it's already working. You know what they say- any publicity is good publicity! At any rate, that article was HILARIOUS.
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this shit is fucking gay.
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2006-08-20, 18:06
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As for the article, it's a publicity stunt wrapped in a joke. Since you are wasting your time talking about it, it's already working. You know what they say- any publicity is good publicity! At any rate, that article was HILARIOUS.
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i dont think it is.
see, the lead singer of black witchery is known to be bi-sexual. he was also raised as an orthodox jew.
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so fucking stupid shit i cant believe i read it all
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either way its fucking hilarious
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"my band mates, who understand that often the truest expression of romance is between men who have escaped the fear of extremity."
He's fucking around. Either way, that is hilarious.
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2006-08-20, 20:25
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2006-08-20, 20:43
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Hahahaha, isn`t that site run by that infoterror cunt?
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That was pretty sick.
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Wow. Could never guess any of that from the American Underground BM Documentary they appeared in.
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I still am baffled how people actually get turned on by that shit. (no pun intended)
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That's a big fucking joke. There is no way they ALL partook in such a crazy sex fest.
If it had just been the singer with some other random dudes it might have been more realistic.
It was, however, super funny and he should have those articles published.
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Haha good point.. I was thinking, it's not very likely that all members would have the same fucked fetish, and be gay/bi or whatever.
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Haha good point.. I was thinking, it's not very likely that all members would have the same fucked fetish, and be gay/bi or whatever.
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Oh my god, I think a part of me just died reading that, why???Why would someone do that?? 
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i dont know the band, i didnt read the article, but whats in this thread already makes me say that this is either a joke or some kind of set up by an enemy of or someone that doesn't like the band
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That..is hilarious. In the way it is written, it's just one big joke.
Think about it, most DM bands joke with gore and mutilated corpses and puss and stuff..
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I think its possible its real though just because alot of those black metal bands try as hard as they can to be "evil" or "extreme", so some of them, just as an attempt to be countercultural, could have convinced themselves to be "sexy" in a "grim" or "kvlt" way. It's just as likely that they are bullshitting though.
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... i knew it before ... pantshitting homos ... hahaha
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i know he used to be an orthodox jew
he also is known for being a homosexual.
coprophilia is extreme, but it does exist.
"desecration of the holy temple" is pretty fuckin raw, but it's cool to listen to every once in a while.
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Dude...
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The more i read this the more i think Infinity had the best theory on it. This really sounds like someone posing as Black Witchery and trying to talk shit about them. (ha, what a pun) It is a pretty common stereotype that black metal bands are anti-normal and someitmes anti-life but whoever wrote this is taking it too an extreme. And really, it doesn't sound like their....."adevntures" don't take safe sex into account. One of the reasons shit smells so bad is cause our bodies want to discourage us from putting it back into us...... and although I'm not saying they would eat it, the stuff they said they do would be really, really, really sick. And shitting in your pants is how babies get diaper rash......that would also make anal sex more painful.
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It makes me laguh!!! I swear!! 
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