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Old 2002-09-14, 23:21
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analcuntīs short songs

can anyone tell me why anal cuntīs songs are so short or better yet point out a longer song with them i wanna hear more from them.
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Old 2002-09-15, 00:33
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Re: analcuntīs short songs

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i wanna hear more from them.


why?
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Old 2002-09-15, 04:12
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because he wants to hear this "great" music...
i think they are short because:
1- lack (absence??) of inspiration
2- the drummer& singer cant play like that for 3 hours


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Old 2002-09-15, 05:20
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is this a joke?

as for AC, their songs are short, cuz you cant really build a good foundation off of such "classics" like "you robbed a sperm back cuz your a cum guzzling fag"

Dont buy their albums. just go to their website and read the lyrics there. they are really funny.

the only long AC song is the last track off of "i like it when you die". its about 4 1/2 minutes i think......
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Old 2002-09-16, 10:05
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wow didnt know they where so bad thats why I wanted to hear more.
Anyway you got any examples of good grincore bands
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Old 2002-09-16, 23:37
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they are bad on purpose

ah the 4 1/2 min song is called "kyle from incantation has a mustauche"
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Old 2002-09-17, 01:16
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The Big Dick above speaks the truth, lol. Anal Cunt sucks more than I thought most things could...
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Old 2002-09-17, 02:39
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wanna know why i know?

many a year ago, before i knew what they were like, i saw an AC cd while browsing a store, when i read the song titles i thought "oh my god, this cd must be hilarious!"

so i bought it. i heard track 1. went to track 2, then 3, by track 5, i was pissed. i was expecting it to be the funniest album ever........what a waste......
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Old 2002-09-17, 02:43
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oh, just go to their website. you'll get all the humor from the lyrics without the cost.

i forget the URL. go to yahoo and type some of these words:

anal cunt defenders hate seth putnam

you will get a lot of porn sites, but the AC homepage should come up.

i think its a shame they broke up, just when they were writing lyrics insulting nu metal, they call it quits....too bad.
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Old 2002-09-17, 03:13
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they arn't exactly a 'professional' band so y do people expect so much? they are just there to be stupid and being successful at being one of the most politcaly incorrect bands ever to date.....its called having fun and creating humor.

why else would a noise-core band write an album full of love songs simply because they didn't have a drummer?
 
Old 2002-09-17, 12:46
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