PST: I most certainly will, and I may just kill some people that I'm not even pissed at...stuff like that is fun

and Slayme: It probably will be black metal free sans Dimmu Borgir and very very alcoholic.

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You ain't going to bootcamp for another 7 months?? Right on man!


I mean....that sucks.

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you gotta wait 7 months!!???

my fishies are muredrous bastards!!!

Haha!!!
Where have you been the whole time? You come hardly here?

BTW Where are all of our females? Where´s Angelof Death? Where´s Brutal Vagina?

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I talk to brutal.vagina periodically on msn, but i haven't seen her on the forums in a while.

That's all i know.


*cough*.....so......i'm debating right now if i should shower before work or not. I'm going to get all sweaty and smelly within the first hour of being there anyway, so what's the point? Maybe i just shouldn't shower except on weekends.............yeah......YEAH!!!!.....nah.

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Yeah, brutal.vagina's on msn a lot, though I dont talk to her and am still not sure why she's on my list.

Dont shower dude, it's wasted time and water, and we all know how invaluable water is. Plus, if I cant smell ya from Upstate New York, cant be that bad.

masturbating

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MetalPoldi: AngelofDeath told me she doesn't come on anymore because people were being asses to her, or something to that effect.

And yeah, 7 god damn fucking months, unless someone else pusses out of the job that's supposed to leave before me and I'm offered the position in their place.

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7 months eh.....sounds kinda rough. whatchu gonna be doin' in all that time?

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Working, drinking, and hanging out with the handful of friends that aren't gone at college...

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that's neat.

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boxer briefs are comfy

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no way, they are too constraining on the gonads and pecker

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not as comfy as none...........

oh god.........

fozzy sucks so bad.......

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yeh but if your wearing jeans with no boxers, your ass and balls will be rubbing up on the rough jean surface, rather than smooth, cool silk.......

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no they aren't. they have the comfort and freedom of boxers and the support of briefs.

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support is bad for the prick and nuts.....they are supposed to flow free like the wind

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why do people still wear breifs when they have been proven to be bad for the balls?

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Yeah until you have to run laps or play basketball or do jumping jacks...then the support is rather nice...but I still wear boxers only.

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or if you get a boner in a public place and have to stand up, then the breifs can be like a straight jacket and prevent any embarrassment

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yeah but boxers wont cut it for rugby union. try getting lifted up in a line-out with those!

yeah dude, briefs prevent the balls from flying around all over the place when you're running and stuff

kramer: "my boys are flying around all over the place. i'm free, and i'm lovin' every minute of it. hey jerry, can i borrow your swim trunks"

jerry: "no!"

kramer: "come on, why not?"

jerry: "i don't want your boys in my neighborhood..."

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Jerry:" so you dont wear boxers?"

Kramer: "My boys need a house!"

yeah, its even worse when you're doing the lifting!!! awww, its horrible (happened to me once) ewwwww, they just ripped!!

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I have no clue what the hell you guys are talkinga bout.

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you know in rugby, how when the ball goes out, there s line out, and on person tosses the ball in, and the others have to catch it? well they sometimes lift the person to get more air.

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Dude, I know jack shit about rugby.

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is it just me or does B.B. King kick major arse?


It's probably not just me. Good evening fucksters, can I get a black metal free "Fuck you Slayme you dirty bastard cuntrag"?

sure

Fuck you Slayme (black metal!!) you dirty(black metal!) bastard cuntrag(black metal!!)

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BB King is purely wonderful

Fuck you Slayme you dirty bastard cuntrag

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i asked nicely weijia, but you had to go against my wishes.


I"m adding you to my sig Weijia.

Geez wiejia you're such an asshole

Can't you be nice to anyone?

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Dont they almost always lift people in the line outs? Or have I been watchin the wrong matches and playin with the wrong people?

BB King rules, and fuck you slayme you dirty bastard cuntrag. And fuck mr weijia, cause that was supposed to be black metal free.

Hello, i havn't been here for a while......wow
how time flies

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Boxers are cool.
Standing at the ocean. The wind comes. And the wind goes through your boxers and shakes your balls softley!!! Wooooo!!!





The sky is awesome. It can changes so fast. Clouds are coming. Clouds pass. And so on... And when the dusk comes. Awesome.
Ans clouds are cool. I like cloudy sky with really huge clouds, where you can see all the structures of the clouds!!!
Damn that´s really romantic. I love the sky.

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oh man, i'm so happy!!!!!

and wally, sometimes when they lift, it's only as a bluff and they throw it far so the last man gets it.

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Hey wally, why did you close that thread about Push Nevada? That IS a new tv show, and the guy was just asking if there actually was a city called Push.

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whats up mofos?

Hi pissers!!!
I´m trembling like hell and i don´t know why.
I´m sober, but i drank in 2 hrs 2 litres of Coke. Mybe that´s the reason.

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So whats the deal here tonight, I'm wantin to go somewhere but I ain't decided.

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Woo, what´s that!?!?!!?
Well i´m already back. Came back at 1:00PM. Since weeks i do on my fridays the same boring stuff. That´s really annoying. Nothing happens. I sit everynight with same guys together and talk about the same things.

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wow, its friday

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i can't contain myself, i must die.

Fuck, i meant 1:00AM, did I?. So, it´s night here.

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anyone up in this motherfucker tonight?

whats an ep?

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sweet fucking christ weijia, you're on this earth to torture me aren't you?

oh come on! why dont you just tell me what an ep is?!!?!?

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no weijia. no no no no.

An ep? Christ, how the fuck dont you know?

I'm not exactly sure what it stands for either.

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Oh and yes....i'm up in this motherfucker tonight.

Just finished playing couterstrike......damn game can be so fucking frustrating sometimes. Anyways, probably gonna make some cool food now and play again in a bit.

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it don't matter what it stands for, fact is that weijia doesn't know what it is to begin with.


so whats up mem?

Lots of shit's up in my life right now.......at this very moment, none of it really matters cause i finally made my cool food and eating it.

It's fucking hot as hell right now though......this weather is really starting to piss me off.

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Yeah, what the fuck is up with this weather? I live in Upstate New fuckin York, I expect it to be cold, and it feels like mid-fuckin-summer the day before fuckin fall starts. With a hangover, which is great, cause that's what I need: more of a reason to sweat. I'm guessin the weather's the same in Southern Canada eh? Fuck the weather man. And my school had the fuckin heat on!

Well i live in Ottawa, which is about the middle of Ontario. And it's been hot all fucking day......i'm waiting for the rain which the weather assholes predicted would come.....but as always, it doesn't and we're stuck with this humide wet air that makes you choke when you breathe.

I'm almost naked right now and i'm still sweating like a dirty pig on a warm day. This is sick.....i didn't do anything today either and i still smell bad.....fuck.

BTW, i did end up showering the other day. Sorry to disappoint, but it's common courtesy for those who put up with me at work.

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Well, I guess if you have to.

Yeah you're right......what the fuck am i showering for?

It's not like i work with any hot girls......even if i did, i "shouldn't" care cause i have one......(note the quotation marks around shouldn't)......so yeah, YEAH!!!

Too bad i can't go back in time. I'll most likely shower tomorrow though, i've gotta go out and i'll most likely run into many hot girls which i "shouldn't" care about.

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Goin back in time sounds like the thing to do, so yeah, it's a damn shame it's impossible. At least now you know what choice to make next time you've got that dilemma of whether or not to spend that extra ten minutes or so to make your presentable.

And you should never stop caring about other hot chicks, until you stop having testicles. Well, maybe that should say 'you will never', but whatever.

I think even without testicles, i'd still enjoy a good "look" at a damn fine ass or a nice pair of legs....and her face too, add that in somewhere.

And time travel (to me) seems possible......just very unlikely. But anyways....i'm getting kind of tired now....i think i might take a dump before i call it a night.

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yes, the classic male grooming technique taking a nice steaming shit.

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i know what it is, but not what it stands for! tell me!!!

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I dont know what it stands for.

Maybe Extended Play, fuck me

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hmmmm, i need to empty my cannon

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Hey, how's everyone?

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oh my god! katham's back!

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oh my god!! weijia's still a retard!

oh my god! slayme licks penis!

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oh my god! why am i saying this again!

Wait, slayme licks penis? Dude, why havent I heard about this before? Cause it's an invention from the mind of a retard?

Cephalic Carnage fucking rules. Just bought the new cd today.

I also bought the new Nile......but Cephalic rules too much, i gotta listen to them more.

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Yeah, i need the De Profundis by Vader, its amazing.

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My friend just send me this, its kind of amusing.

Types of Headbangers

Species : Headbangus

Class:
1) The seasoned pro(headbangus supremus):
Usually walks into a rock show unsmiling and has an air of seriousness.
Will not headbang for every song. Has long hair and headbangs in fluid,
graceful movements. Rarely shouts, but will do so enthusiastically for
his favorite band/song. Adrenalin levels high and under control.Usually
has a minimum of 2 devotees in tow. Leaves immediately after the show.
Notes: Some have been observed to cut their hair around 2-3 years after
evolving to pro status. In such a case, will not headbang. Will sit in
an obscure corner(rarely crosslegged), and will smile and nod approvingly
for songs he feels are good. Will scowl at other songs.

2) The novice(headbangus primitivus):
Stark contrast to supremus. Will enter the arena bounding and usually
talking and laughing loudly. Definitely has short hair or medium l
ength hair. Will headbang in short, quick, jerky movements - nods
interrupted by occasional sideways movements. Will stop every 15 s
econds and try and observe neighbouring headbangers through corner of
the eye. Loudly appreciates, claps, jumps, screams after every song,
will usually describe the song to neighbours. Will defnitely headbang
to No Doubt, Patti Smith and Collective Soul. Hangs around for about
an hour after the show with similar clan. Leaves with a stiff neck,
condition persists for about a week, intentionally or unintentionally.
Will brag about his exploits to geeks and nerds. Common.


3) The getting-theres(headbangus medius):
Not yet at peak of evolution. Usually devotees of supremus. Has long
hair(maybe sideburns and/or goatee) and headbangs in fluid, graceful
movements. However, can be easily distinguished from supremus by
following traits. Will scream and shout until hoarse while headbanging.
Has a buddy in the band to whom he amorously expresses his affection
(usually calls him "you Bitc%", "you sexy muthaf%$r" etc). Will
definitely look around to observe if women are looking at him. On
spying one, will headbang more vigourously, has low levels of
concentration. Will achieve pro status within the year or 6 shows
whichever is earlier. Common.

4) The masochist (headbangus lovetobreakmynoseus):
Dangerously high levels of adrenalin. While headbanging, will position
himself millimeters away from wooden/iron barricade. On breaking nose
at 3 places, will continue headbanging, making sure blood splatters
all around and most importantly on his t-shirt. Usually gets a
dedication from band. Will vociferously refuse any form of medical
attention. Will stay till end of show(unless passing out from acute
blood loss), and leave with nose in air, usually led out by minimum 10
buddies with placid look on faces. Will occasionally open eyes and
look around while being led out. Goes home and tells mum he fell off
the bike.
Never washes t-shirt. Rare, can be counted on fingertips.

5) The adrenalin storehouses (headbangus hyperactivus):
While headbanging will jump, climb barricades, climb other headbangers,
invades stage, spins round and round, moonwalks etc. Usually the first
to volunteer to be thrown 50 ft into the air. Cheerful type and loved
by everyone. Typically wears iron maiden t-shirt, length of hair not
important, recognized by hyperactivity. Has a buddy in every band on
stage, usually gets at least 3 dedications by night fall. Commonly seen in the St.Johns Masai Mara. Common elsewhere.

6) The "matured" headbanger (headbangus intellectualus):
Usually seen a few feet away from upfront crowd, has long hair and is
a band member. Will stand and engage in critical discussion of playing
techniques of bands on stage. Suddenly shouts "WOOOO" and runs up to
front and headbangs wildly. Will return immediately after the song and
describes the fine details and technical mastery of the song. Usually
has a girlfriend who stays behind, but listens intently. Found in
groups and shuns any other clan. Will go to a pub afetr the show and
again engage in critical discussion. Common.

7) Phantoms of the opera(headbangus makeupus):
Walks into arena looking like clowns. Found in groups of 7 or less,
usually has face paint and/or dyed hair. Length of hair not important.
Will respond to songs by RATM, Korn etc, but not necessarily. Will look
around and count people looking at them. Usually teenagers, has
girlfriend or is on the lookout for one. Will roam all over town after
the show on bikes, will dine at snazzy pubs. Speaks with Texan Drawl
or Yankee Twang.

8) The pyrotechnicians(headbangus shirtburnus):
Has long hair and will set fire to shirt and swing over head at the
slightest opportunity. Commonly enters the arena at twilight, song
doesnt matter, will burn shirt to anything. Has admiring onlookers.
May or may not light a bonfire and headbang around it. usually has
zippo lighter.

i would say i'm #1, hehe , yeah, that is amusing

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good afternoon everyone, can i get a black metal free "suck my cock"?

Suck my motherfucking, black-metal despising cock!

I'm proud to announce that my cock has been black metal free since 1980-fucking-2.

Hell yeah!

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excellent.



sunday's fucking blow.

they sure do slayme! say, whats with you pickin on black metal all the time??

Well, I'd tell ya but I don't wanna start an argument in here. This is a black metal free zone.

I am a witness to your demise...

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your biggest secret is one you can't keep
lift up your head if you're only asleep

So I'm moving on
I'll never forget
As you lay there and watched me
Accepting the end
I knew you were scared
You were strong I was trying
I gave you my hand
I said it's okay letting go time to leave here
And I'll carry on
The best that I can without you here beside me
Let him come take you home

I love this song...

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thinkin about startin a thread, don't know of what yet. maybe i'll start a thread about how fucking great walpurgis is. wait, thats been done.

Yeah, I'd rather not get all of that started again...

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so metal=life has joined me in slayme's sig.

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yeah, he had it comin really. he put me in his, rippin my gimmick off. you still hold a special place in my sig though weijia. i only have room for so many retarded people.

awww, i already knew that. my mommy tells me i'm special

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hey fellas, i been gone for a few days, what did i miss.

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you missed the official start of the black metal wars.

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Also the end of the Black Metal Wars.

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not much was there?

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lol good one.

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it ain't over till the yeti sings.



btw, anyone else find it strange that Nile is being billed over Napalm Death on this little mini-tour they're doin? I mean, aside from my hatred for Nile they just haven't earned their dues yet. Napalm has been around forever, has a tried and tested hardcore following, and I just think its wrong to bill Nile above 'em. I understand Nile is the flavor of the year in the death metal world but jeez, its like givin Soulfly billing over Slayer.

i hate it when good old bands get dethroned at the shows and the opening ones take over, even tho i dont like napalm death all that much i know the fact. Anyway i heard Nile really sucks on stage, ive herad alot that if youve seen them once youve seen them 100 times and that after about 3-4 songs they get to be really tired and goof up alot, is that true.

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I doubt they "goof up" on stage.....but if the sound quality of whatever place they're playing in sucks, then of course it won't sound good.

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rod farva in super troopers, "um, can i get a liter of cola"

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