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Old 2006-08-13, 16:25
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For Sale: Two cups and a piece of string

For Sale: Two cups and a piece of string

Dear Valued Customer,

Introdcing CUP-PHONESINC. We are one of the major marketers of polystyrene cup-phones in West Africa. We are located in a dingy office in Lagos, Nigeria and like to remove unsuspecting customers of their hard earned cash.

CUP-PHONESINC is a registered company with CERIFICATE OF INCOPERATION, which anybody can obtain or even forge if they wanted to.

Serious buyers should contact Vodafone, Orange, Virgin or O2 instead of us.


Two polystyrene cups: $17
Piece of string: $13


Ludicrous Random Amalgamation of Names

Last edited by johnmansley : 2006-08-15 at 07:29.
Old 2006-08-15, 00:09
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How the hell should shitty cellphones sale help me as a musician?
stupid ass spamers
What passing-bells for these who die as cattle?
Only the monstrous anger of the guns.
Only the stuttering rifles' rapid rattle
Can patter out their hasty orisons.
No mockeries for them from prayers or bells,
Nor any voice of mourning save the choirs,-
The shrill, demented choirs of wailing shells;
And bugles calling for them from sad shires.
Old 2006-08-15, 10:16
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