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Old 2006-07-29, 01:44
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New Ozzy

...with Zakk Wylde, no less.

I'm not at all sure if this is a good idea.

I thought Ozzmosis (was that the last one?) was weak, and that was probably 5 years ago.
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Old 2006-07-29, 02:23
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You know what would be cool. If Ozzy did an album with Alexi Lahio. I mean I hate COB but I think that would be sick.
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Old 2006-07-29, 02:39
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Ozzmosis? "Down to Earth" my man.

I grew out of Ozzy and Black Sabbath. Ozzy has only done a handful of stuff worth mentioning without Sabbath (One being Blizzard of Ozz, the other being most of Diary of a Madman, and the rest is just jumbled).
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Old 2006-07-29, 04:03
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i owe it to ozzy for getting me into metal and i loved randy and zakks guitar playing, but come on that fucker is almost 60 he should be thinking on what retirement home to move in to rather to think of his career, actually he should think on doing a viagra commercial becuase thats the only way his career is going to improve
 
Old 2006-07-29, 11:11
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Well I guess he needs the cash what with his house catching fire and no more money coming in from that reality tv farce
At least there will be a new song he can play next time he's at Buck Palace playing for old Queen Liz
Did anyone ever hear that aweful 'Uncovered' album he did a few years back?
 
Old 2006-07-29, 11:12
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actually he should think on doing a viagra commercial becuase thats the only way his career is going to improve


Would you want to get wood if it meant you'd then have to shag Sharon??
 
Old 2006-07-29, 13:38
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Man that last album they made was just bad... was all slow songs. Hope this shit is better. "Former Black Sabbath frontman Ozzy Osbourne is working on two new albums and the first one could be ready by February." Like really, why wouldnt you just make ONE good album for once?? Oh ya, because 2 albums=more $$$ in the long run. Great marketing.
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Old 2006-07-29, 14:36
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Ozzy? New Album?
How much more money does he need?
 
Old 2006-07-29, 15:18
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Well, this shit will probably suck.
 
Old 2006-07-29, 15:20
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Ozzy? New Album?
How much more money does Sharon need?


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Old 2006-07-29, 15:49
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holy shit, is Ozzy still alive?
 
Old 2006-07-29, 18:24
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No, really, you are right.
She pushes him into this shit.
The guy just looks like he's got nothing left.

Step down, my man, throw in the towell. You're done.
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Old 2006-07-29, 19:07
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Christ i saw him at ozzfest last year and he wet himself...did he even do play this year? I hated the lineup personally, but i didnt see his name
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Old 2006-07-29, 19:24
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? He pissed himself?

I don't think he's in that bad of condition...his reality show made him seem a lot worse than he actually is.
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Old 2006-07-29, 20:05
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Nice analysis

Anything Zakk does with Ozzy now is a waste of his and BLS' time. The last time I saw Ozzy on anything was in the UK hall of fame thing, in which he couldn't even manage to sing the whole of Crazy Train, so he showed the crowd his arse instead.

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Old 2006-07-29, 21:40
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HAHAHHAHAH thats funny as hell

What is he, like 70 now?
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Old 2006-07-29, 22:18
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Old 2006-07-30, 05:58
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Sharon is a douch-bag. She is probably making him do this cause he's out of the limelite again.
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Old 2006-07-30, 20:42
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Sharon is a douch-bag. She is probably making him do this cause he's out of the limelite again.


Can you believe it that he's advertising butter on British television!
 
Old 2006-07-30, 20:52
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I've amended your post to what I gather it should read like

Hehehhehehe


Diary of a Madman
Blizzard of Ozz
Bark at The Moon


That's all the Ozzy I can handle.
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Old 2006-07-30, 21:26
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Hehehhehehe


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Blizzard of Ozz
Bark at The Moon


That's all the Ozzy I can handle.


That's all the Ozzy you need!
 
Old 2006-07-30, 23:58
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Well i dont know if he has the energy to make another CD, what are the odds that the CD gets postponed for years, due to the fact he passes out in the recording studio...then dies?
And although ozzy wouldnt quite be ozzy without zakk or randy, i think Zakk should focus on BLS, and randy in the dirt. I say new guitarist, time for someone to take the torch.
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Old 2006-07-31, 05:18
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Can you believe it that he's advertising butter on British television!

I actually can.
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Old 2006-08-09, 09:32
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That's all the Ozzy you need!


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Old 2006-08-09, 11:12
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Well i dont know if he has the energy to make another CD, what are the odds that the CD gets postponed for years, due to the fact he passes out in the recording studio...then dies?
And although ozzy wouldnt quite be ozzy without zakk or randy, i think Zakk should focus on BLS, and randy in the dirt. I say new guitarist, time for someone to take the torch.


Agreed. I'm sick of Zakk with Ozzy. It's deffinatly time for a new sound. Like I said Alexi from Bodom playing with Ozzy I think would be wicked. Although I hate COB I think that would be wicked. Either that or Jeff Loomis from Nevermore.
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Old 2006-08-10, 02:56
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Agreed. I'm sick of Zakk with Ozzy. It's deffinatly time for a new sound. Like I said Alexi from Bodom playing with Ozzy I think would be wicked. Although I hate COB I think that would be wicked. Either that or Jeff Loomis from Nevermore.

Just my opinion but I think that's the stupidest idea ever. Alexi with fucking Ozzy?? At least get someone with a similar style. Alexi's high-speed riffage style like Needled 24/7, with Ozzy on vocals? You'd give the fucking old man a heart attack with such a frantic pace.

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