2006-07-29, 01:44
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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New Ozzy
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2006-07-29, 02:23
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You know what would be cool. If Ozzy did an album with Alexi Lahio. I mean I hate COB but I think that would be sick.
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2006-07-29, 02:39
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Ozzmosis? "Down to Earth" my man.
I grew out of Ozzy and Black Sabbath. Ozzy has only done a handful of stuff worth mentioning without Sabbath (One being Blizzard of Ozz, the other being most of Diary of a Madman, and the rest is just jumbled).
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2006-07-29, 04:03
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i owe it to ozzy for getting me into metal and i loved randy and zakks guitar playing, but come on that fucker is almost 60 he should be thinking on what retirement home to move in to rather to think of his career, actually he should think on doing a viagra commercial becuase thats the only way his career is going to improve
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2006-07-29, 11:11
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Well I guess he needs the cash what with his house catching fire and no more money coming in from that reality tv farce
At least there will be a new song he can play next time he's at Buck Palace playing for old Queen Liz
Did anyone ever hear that aweful 'Uncovered' album he did a few years back?
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2006-07-29, 11:12
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actually he should think on doing a viagra commercial becuase thats the only way his career is going to improve
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Would you want to get wood if it meant you'd then have to shag Sharon??
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2006-07-29, 13:38
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Man that last album they made was just bad... was all slow songs. Hope this shit is better. "Former Black Sabbath frontman Ozzy Osbourne is working on two new albums and the first one could be ready by February." Like really, why wouldnt you just make ONE good album for once?? Oh ya, because 2 albums=more $$$ in the long run. Great marketing.
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2006-07-29, 14:36
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Ozzy? New Album?
How much more money does he need?
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2006-07-29, 15:18
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Well, this shit will probably suck.
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2006-07-29, 15:20
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Originally Posted by Hez
Ozzy? New Album?
How much more money does Sharon need?
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I've amended your post to what I gather it should read like
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2006-07-29, 15:49
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holy shit, is Ozzy still alive?
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2006-07-29, 18:24
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bugfucker strikes back.
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I've amended your post to what I gather it should read like
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No, really, you are right.
She pushes him into this shit.
The guy just looks like he's got nothing left.
Step down, my man, throw in the towell. You're done.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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2006-07-29, 19:07
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Christ i saw him at ozzfest last year and he wet himself...did he even do play this year? I hated the lineup personally, but i didnt see his name
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2006-07-29, 19:24
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? He pissed himself?
I don't think he's in that bad of condition...his reality show made him seem a lot worse than he actually is.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-07-29, 20:05
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"The long-haired singer from Birmingham"
Nice analysis
Anything Zakk does with Ozzy now is a waste of his and BLS' time. The last time I saw Ozzy on anything was in the UK hall of fame thing, in which he couldn't even manage to sing the whole of Crazy Train, so he showed the crowd his arse instead.
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2006-07-29, 21:40
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HAHAHHAHAH thats funny as hell
What is he, like 70 now?
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2006-07-29, 22:18
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57 i think. around there.
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2006-07-30, 05:58
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Sharon is a douch-bag. She is probably making him do this cause he's out of the limelite again.
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2006-07-30, 20:42
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Sharon is a douch-bag. She is probably making him do this cause he's out of the limelite again.
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Can you believe it that he's advertising butter on British television!
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2006-07-30, 20:52
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Death to all but metal!
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I've amended your post to what I gather it should read like
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Hehehhehehe
Diary of a Madman
Blizzard of Ozz
Bark at The Moon
That's all the Ozzy I can handle.
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2006-07-30, 21:26
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Hehehhehehe
Diary of a Madman
Blizzard of Ozz
Bark at The Moon
That's all the Ozzy I can handle.
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That's all the Ozzy you need!
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2006-07-30, 23:58
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Well i dont know if he has the energy to make another CD, what are the odds that the CD gets postponed for years, due to the fact he passes out in the recording studio...then dies?
And although ozzy wouldnt quite be ozzy without zakk or randy, i think Zakk should focus on BLS, and randy in the dirt. I say new guitarist, time for someone to take the torch.
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2006-07-31, 05:18
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Can you believe it that he's advertising butter on British television!
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I actually can.
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2006-08-09, 09:32
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That's all the Ozzy you need!
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2006-08-09, 11:12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortal_Lament
Well i dont know if he has the energy to make another CD, what are the odds that the CD gets postponed for years, due to the fact he passes out in the recording studio...then dies?
And although ozzy wouldnt quite be ozzy without zakk or randy, i think Zakk should focus on BLS, and randy in the dirt. I say new guitarist, time for someone to take the torch.
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Agreed. I'm sick of Zakk with Ozzy. It's deffinatly time for a new sound. Like I said Alexi from Bodom playing with Ozzy I think would be wicked. Although I hate COB I think that would be wicked. Either that or Jeff Loomis from Nevermore.
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2006-08-10, 02:56
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Originally Posted by Casketcrusher
Agreed. I'm sick of Zakk with Ozzy. It's deffinatly time for a new sound. Like I said Alexi from Bodom playing with Ozzy I think would be wicked. Although I hate COB I think that would be wicked. Either that or Jeff Loomis from Nevermore.
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Just my opinion but I think that's the stupidest idea ever. Alexi with fucking Ozzy?? At least get someone with a similar style. Alexi's high-speed riffage style like Needled 24/7, with Ozzy on vocals? You'd give the fucking old man a heart attack with such a frantic pace.
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