2006-07-13, 16:28
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does any one here feel like a poser?
does any one here feel like a poser when they hear themselves play?
maybe theres just something wrong with me but it just sounds,to me, like im forcing it out. it feels so natural when i play it though. do i just need to listen to it more, or is it just me, or do i just need an enema of the soul?
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2006-07-13, 18:11
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so far all of your posts have been worthless...
and this thread itself is worthless...
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2006-07-13, 20:43
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2006-07-13, 22:06
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What in the hell? Enema?
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2006-07-13, 22:57
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Poser compared to what? What style of music are you playing? YOU ARE VAGUE.
I say, your name is necromouse, so the answer is yes.
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2006-07-14, 00:43
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or do i just need an enema of the soul?
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Yes.
Boiling water works best.
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2006-07-14, 00:49
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Yowch. Boiling water in an enema?
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2006-07-14, 12:06
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2006-07-14, 15:26
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2006-07-14, 16:16
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really unconstructive, thanks everyone, i was reaching for a bit of advice, would have helped, how am i pointless anyway?
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2006-07-14, 18:55
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I know a girl that does enema's of the soul for 25$!
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I am playing through a crate gt1200 half stack an whenever I turn it up to a high volume it sounds really bad any suggestions?
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2006-07-14, 19:11
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get her in touch with me man
stat
and no i dont feel like a poser, i write music i like and interests me
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2006-07-14, 20:54
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everytime i record sumin and listen to it i feel a loser.. not a poser, that just bcuz everything i record sounds liek shit
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2006-07-14, 22:13
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if you know what your doing, your not a poser
if your good at what your doing your not a poser
if your enjoying what your doing your not a poser. a poser is someone who just holds a guitar for display and doesnt know anything about their insturment. get the idea?
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2006-07-14, 22:56
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well, at least the guy didn't ask if piercings made him un-metal.
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2006-07-15, 03:49
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hehe
enema
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2006-07-15, 04:27
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if you know what your doing, your not a poser
if your good at what your doing your not a poser
if your enjoying what your doing your not a poser. a poser is someone who just holds a guitar for display and doesnt know anything about their insturment. get the idea?
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youre youre youre youre for the love of christ
this thread sucks anyways. play for fun and dont worry about anything else
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2006-07-15, 07:02
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2006-07-15, 09:16
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this thread sucks anyways.
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I never expected less from you..
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2006-07-15, 13:25
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Quote:
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play for fun and dont worry about anything else
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thats probaly the most important thing about anything u do in life
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2006-07-15, 16:20
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In all seriousness, to respond to the threadstarter, have you ever played with a full band? This makes one hell of a difference, playing by yourself will 90% of the time sound like "teenage bedroom rocker trying to force music"
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2006-07-15, 19:23
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So, in other words: It feels right, but it sounds like shit? In which case; play some different songs.
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2006-07-16, 09:19
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this thread sucks anyways. play for fun and dont worry about anything else
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sorry, i thought this was a cool thread, I thrive on posing and it makes me feel good, anyone know where I can get custom slings?
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I am playing through a crate gt1200 half stack an whenever I turn it up to a high volume it sounds really bad any suggestions?
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2006-07-16, 16:47
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2006-07-16, 21:34
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sorry, i thought this was a cool thread, I thrive on posing and it makes me feel good, anyone know where I can get custom slings?
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2006-07-19, 22:28
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ImBored is the biggest poser EVAR!!
BBBRREEEEUUUUUUGHHHHHH ROOOOOORRRR
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2006-07-19, 23:05
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In all seriousness, to respond to the threadstarter, have you ever played with a full band? This makes one hell of a difference, playing by yourself will 90% of the time sound like "teenage bedroom rocker trying to force music"
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are you sying that with a full band it wil sound better or worse than playing alone in your bedroom??
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2006-07-20, 02:54
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are you sying that with a full band it wil sound better or worse than playing alone in your bedroom??
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2006-07-20, 02:56
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ROFL, this thread is just sad.
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2006-07-20, 03:00
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Quote:
Originally Posted by necromouse
does any one here feel like a poser when they hear themselves play?
maybe theres just something wrong with me but it just sounds,to me, like im forcing it out. it feels so natural when i play it though. do i just need to listen to it more, or is it just me, or do i just need an enema of the soul?
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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2006-07-20, 11:42
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is that a yes
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Of course it's a yess
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2006-07-20, 12:24
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ooh.. no wonder i suck at guitar i need a band lol
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2006-07-20, 21:05
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2006-07-21, 20:07
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Quote:
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does any one here feel like a poser when they hear themselves play?
maybe theres just something wrong with me but it just sounds,to me, like im forcing it out. it feels so natural when i play it though. do i just need to listen to it more, or is it just me, or do i just need an enema of the soul?
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No I feel like the big hair rock star I think I am as I strut and pose about the stage in my tight spandex pants, with scarves tied to my head stock and glittery shirts. I thrust my six string phallus out from my hip into the faces of the pretty girls who worship at my riff altar as I masturbate the frets into a frenzy of orgasmic face grimacing lead lick ecstacy!
...shit, I'm getting off on this!
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2006-07-23, 03:34
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necromouse: a 10 letter word for about to be flamed!
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2006-07-23, 03:59
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2006-07-26, 14:34
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prozac.
Oy "jazz metal" what do you mean by jazz metal? Atrocious hysteria? Opeth?
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2006-07-26, 14:37
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Quote:
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if you know what your doing, your not a poser
if your good at what your doing your not a poser
if your enjoying what your doing your not a poser. a poser is someone who just holds a guitar for display and doesnt know anything about their insturment. get the idea?
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What if what you're doing is posing? And you're good at it? And you enjoy it? ha ha ha ha ha
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