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Old 2006-07-13, 16:28
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does any one here feel like a poser?

does any one here feel like a poser when they hear themselves play?
maybe theres just something wrong with me but it just sounds,to me, like im forcing it out. it feels so natural when i play it though. do i just need to listen to it more, or is it just me, or do i just need an enema of the soul?
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Old 2006-07-13, 18:11
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so far all of your posts have been worthless...

and this thread itself is worthless...

and pointless...
 
Old 2006-07-13, 20:43
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Old 2006-07-13, 22:06
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What in the hell? Enema?
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Old 2006-07-13, 22:57
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Poser compared to what? What style of music are you playing? YOU ARE VAGUE.

I say, your name is necromouse, so the answer is yes.
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Old 2006-07-14, 00:43
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or do i just need an enema of the soul?


Yes.

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Old 2006-07-14, 00:49
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Yowch. Boiling water in an enema?
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Old 2006-07-14, 12:06
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Old 2006-07-14, 15:26
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Old 2006-07-14, 16:16
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really unconstructive, thanks everyone, i was reaching for a bit of advice, would have helped, how am i pointless anyway?
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Old 2006-07-14, 18:55
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I know a girl that does enema's of the soul for 25$!
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I am playing through a crate gt1200 half stack an whenever I turn it up to a high volume it sounds really bad any suggestions?

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Old 2006-07-14, 19:11
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get her in touch with me man

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and no i dont feel like a poser, i write music i like and interests me
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Old 2006-07-14, 20:54
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everytime i record sumin and listen to it i feel a loser.. not a poser, that just bcuz everything i record sounds liek shit
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Old 2006-07-14, 22:13
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if you know what your doing, your not a poser
if your good at what your doing your not a poser
if your enjoying what your doing your not a poser. a poser is someone who just holds a guitar for display and doesnt know anything about their insturment. get the idea?
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Old 2006-07-14, 22:56
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well, at least the guy didn't ask if piercings made him un-metal.
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Old 2006-07-15, 03:49
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hehe

enema

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Old 2006-07-15, 04:27
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if you know what your doing, your not a poser
if your good at what your doing your not a poser
if your enjoying what your doing your not a poser. a poser is someone who just holds a guitar for display and doesnt know anything about their insturment. get the idea?

youre youre youre youre for the love of christ

this thread sucks anyways. play for fun and dont worry about anything else
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Old 2006-07-15, 07:02
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Old 2006-07-15, 09:16
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this thread sucks anyways.


I never expected less from you..
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Old 2006-07-15, 13:25
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play for fun and dont worry about anything else
thats probaly the most important thing about anything u do in life
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Old 2006-07-15, 16:20
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In all seriousness, to respond to the threadstarter, have you ever played with a full band? This makes one hell of a difference, playing by yourself will 90% of the time sound like "teenage bedroom rocker trying to force music"
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Old 2006-07-15, 19:23
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So, in other words: It feels right, but it sounds like shit? In which case; play some different songs.
 
Old 2006-07-16, 09:19
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this thread sucks anyways. play for fun and dont worry about anything else



sorry, i thought this was a cool thread, I thrive on posing and it makes me feel good, anyone know where I can get custom slings?
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Old 2006-07-16, 16:47
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Old 2006-07-16, 21:34
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sorry, i thought this was a cool thread, I thrive on posing and it makes me feel good, anyone know where I can get custom slings?




lmao
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Old 2006-07-19, 22:28
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ImBored is the biggest poser EVAR!!


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Old 2006-07-19, 23:05
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In all seriousness, to respond to the threadstarter, have you ever played with a full band? This makes one hell of a difference, playing by yourself will 90% of the time sound like "teenage bedroom rocker trying to force music"
are you sying that with a full band it wil sound better or worse than playing alone in your bedroom??
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Old 2006-07-20, 02:54
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are you sying that with a full band it wil sound better or worse than playing alone in your bedroom??

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Old 2006-07-20, 02:56
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ROFL, this thread is just sad.
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Old 2006-07-20, 03:00
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does any one here feel like a poser when they hear themselves play?
maybe theres just something wrong with me but it just sounds,to me, like im forcing it out. it feels so natural when i play it though. do i just need to listen to it more, or is it just me, or do i just need an enema of the soul?


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Old 2006-07-20, 11:42
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Old 2006-07-20, 12:24
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ooh.. no wonder i suck at guitar i need a band lol
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Old 2006-07-20, 21:05
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Old 2006-07-21, 20:07
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does any one here feel like a poser when they hear themselves play?
maybe theres just something wrong with me but it just sounds,to me, like im forcing it out. it feels so natural when i play it though. do i just need to listen to it more, or is it just me, or do i just need an enema of the soul?


No I feel like the big hair rock star I think I am as I strut and pose about the stage in my tight spandex pants, with scarves tied to my head stock and glittery shirts. I thrust my six string phallus out from my hip into the faces of the pretty girls who worship at my riff altar as I masturbate the frets into a frenzy of orgasmic face grimacing lead lick ecstacy!

...shit, I'm getting off on this!
 
Old 2006-07-23, 03:34
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Old 2006-07-23, 03:59
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Old 2006-07-26, 14:34
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prozac.

Oy "jazz metal" what do you mean by jazz metal? Atrocious hysteria? Opeth?
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Old 2006-07-26, 14:37
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if you know what your doing, your not a poser
if your good at what your doing your not a poser
if your enjoying what your doing your not a poser. a poser is someone who just holds a guitar for display and doesnt know anything about their insturment. get the idea?



What if what you're doing is posing? And you're good at it? And you enjoy it? ha ha ha ha ha
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