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So
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i hate analogies
and i don't want to argue with you
so drop it.
you are right about one thing, this is an RTT.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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Wasnt tryin to argue, just sayin I dont find that your analogy works. Bathe just aint a funny word. And it's your analogy, comes from your brain; if you got a problem with it: put a bullet in it. Dont dump on me for shit you came up with.
And I know it's an RTT, I've been around since the first one. But thanks for clarifying.
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Nice to see you all playing so well together...at least it's finally in the one place where I don't have to do anything about it.
*sits back, pops open a Bud Light*
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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2002-09-12, 21:00
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*and day dreams about himself*
hehehe, i'm drinking a cherry coke right now,mmmmmm
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2002-09-12, 21:03
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Heh, I don't drink pop anymore, it's bad for me...
Strange how I still drink beer though.
*shrugs* Hey, it happens.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
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2002-09-12, 21:04
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Yeah, but soda has sugar in it, that's bad.... wait, shit, so does beer. Least it dont have calories.
No, wait, fuck.
Well, it has the alcohol, that helps.
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2002-09-12, 21:07
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Well, I don't drink beer all day long every day like most people do with pop, or soda, or whatever the fuck you want to call it...
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soda is good, beer is good. its all good.
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2002-09-12, 21:08
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Flavored alcohol-free liquid.
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2002-09-12, 21:09
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Heh, I don't drink pop anymore, it's bad for me...
Strange how I still drink beer though.
*shrugs* Hey, it happens.
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pop...hehehe...pop...northerner...hehehe
cokes have all the sugars and carbos
beer has all the salts and calories
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Hey, isn't the guy on the right of your picture Shagwrath?
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
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who can tell, they all look the fuckin same anyway. it's some dude from Immortal.
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2002-09-12, 21:14
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Oh alright. I was gonna complain if it was someone from Dimmu, because they're actually pretty cool. But since it isn't, I don't give a shit anymore. Nice pic 
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I´m sick. I´ve got an headache!
And everything pisses me really off!!!!!
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Bud Light?? What the hell man....drink a real bud, not the pussy stuff.
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Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
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2002-09-12, 23:04
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Flavored alcohol-free liquid.
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who can tell, they all look the fuckin same anyway. it's some dude from Immortal.
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This marks the first time I've seen a canadian recommending an american beer.
And I was really talkin bout anything, so long as it's liquid and dont have alcohol, oiujia.
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i just realized we forgot to mention on 7/02/2001, the anniversary of this forum's birth.
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and last thursday, the birth of this forums' first RTT.
oh well.
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2002-09-13, 00:44
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...*gasp!!* 
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2002-09-13, 00:46
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found another picture of atif
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2002-09-13, 00:47
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wow, its only a year old and its got over 1000 members.
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yep, and 25 that post.
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2002-09-13, 02:21
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first of all:
that dude is white
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This marks the first time I've seen a canadian recommending an american beer.
And I was really talkin bout anything, so long as it's liquid and dont have alcohol, oiujia.
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I like Budweiser. (the ones i drink are probably brewed in canada anyways.....hehe)
I think it's my fav beer. But honestly, all north-american beers taste basically the same. (except for mexican) Molson Canadian's pretty damn good though, same with Labatt Blue, and Alexander Keith's.
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Before me things create were none, save things
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Oh yeah......i figured i'd let you morons all know i'm leaving for the weekend.
I doubt anyone cares........i'm sure a few of you are actually happy, i know OpethRules would be if he were still around.
But alas, i'm returning monday night. So i'll be back to get on everyone's nerves just as they all settled down. Where i'm going? Well.....i'm visiting someone for a few days (specifically the girl i mentionned in my old serious thread). For those who are interested, the final "big move" will probably happen within 2-3 months.
Anyways, see you guys in about 3 days or so.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
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I MOTHER FUCKING HATE LIVING IN A GODDAMN FUCKING CITY!!!!!!!!!
As my previous post states....i'm going away for the weekend. I'm planning to leave sometime around 10am, and as some of you know i work overnight...so i get home around 6am. So at the most i'd have about 2 hours to sleep before i'd have to get ready.
Well....i got home, relaxed a bit and hit the sack around 6:45am or so. Figured i'd get up around 8:40am, so about 2 hours.
Before i go on.....remember a few weeks ago i bitched about fuckers with jackhammers right outside my house? Many of you suggested i jackhammer their faces. Well....here's where today get's interesting.....
At exactly 7am (when noise pollution is now legal) a huge truck comes from nowhere and parks RIGHT IN FRONT of my house. Now, i live in the downtown area.....so my front lawn and steps is about 7 feet long......so, the road is basically my fucking front lawn. This truck is loud.....very loud.......i finally got used to it's huge hummering around 7:15am, so my eyes started to get a little heavy, shutting themselves......when all of a sudden, a very loud high screaming noise emanates from right outside my fucking window. What is it you ask? A mother fucking chainsaw. That started at 7:15am....it's now 8:19am and he's not done yet. Did i mention the branch chopping machine which they use in the meantime to chop up their branches? No? Well....that's also loud, and moreso annoying.
Anyways......i'm really fucking pissed off. I haven't slept in about 20 hours now, and in about 2 hours i'm leaving for a 6-7 hour trip with my dad and step mom listening to country-fucking-music. Hopefully my girl's pretty face will be enough to make all this shit seem worth it.
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THE FUCKER IS STILL AT IT WITH THE GODDAMN CHAIN-FUCKING-SAW!!!!!! MOTHER FUCK I HATE THE CITY!!!! I HATE LIFE!!! I HATE IRONY!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!! I HATE PEOPLE!!!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!?!??!?!??!?!?!
*snap* (moment when memnoch can no longer take anything and becomes insane. rage has ceased, but madeness has just started)
AHehaHEAehHAEHaHehAHehAHehAE?!??!?!?!??!?!       
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
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All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
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2002-09-13, 13:48
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thats pretty smart, attacking someone holding a chainsaw. you're a genius
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and they're just cutting off branches that might be an electrical hazard, since trees conduct electricity. they do it around here too.
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i said "ate" 7 times in the last FTT!!
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2002-09-13, 20:10
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we need a smile that jams it out on a penis
like delete's avatar,hehehe
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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We need new smilies period.
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2002-09-13, 23:38
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we should get rid of this one:
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i can make a few more, i am the one designed and made this one:
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Alright, enough of this horseshite. New RTT comin up.
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i havent slept in 20 hours also cause they are doing construction outside my house too....i shot an arrow (w/out the arrow head) at one of the fags that was disturbing the peace....why do they have to do the LOUD part of constrution at fuckin 1am in the goddamn morning??? 
