Haha, that guy is cool.

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he's almost as cool as me!

that girl in the red sweater wants me.....i can tell.

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Go for it dude!

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so what kinda shoes do you people wear........good ones?

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A pair of old Vans right now...

I'm not getting new ones since I'll be issued all of my clothes here shortly.

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Vans are the way to go man, I've had the same Vans for like 2 years.

Well, between going on 10 mile walks with friends, walking home 2 1/2 miles all school year and whatever else I happened to do, they're well worn through.

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yeah mine are fuckin worn too man, i'm just too fuckin stubborn to get another pair.

I used to be Mr. Converse All Star, but recently inexplicably changed to New Balance. There's some fuckin shoes for ya.

i've had my vans for a couple of years now.
i like vans, good shoe, for hacky sac

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Seems i'm not the only Vans fan around here.

Unfortunately, i've betrayed you all and recently (1 month ago) got a new pair or.....Airwalks.

I found this really sweet pair of Vans, i loved them......went to about 2-3 different stores looking for this exact pair......but, they were all missing my fucking size. So i settled on the tiny bit less comfortable airwalks.....which are still very comfy, but nowhere near that of those sweet vans.

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trhats almost exactly how i make grilld cheese sandwiches!

i get 2 pieces of bread, a slice of cheese for each sandwich.
make it into a sandwich(cheese in middle)
put in oven, bake till both sides are golden brown.

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i've walked continuosly for 4 hours once. turns out it was 30k.

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then that's not "grilled" then, is it? pfft moron

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mmmmm....you know what's great. staying home from school
because of sickness. the only bad news is that being sick sucks,
and when i go back to school tomorrow, on "9/11", i'm going to be
a part of a school assembly all day long, all the english classes go
to the auditorium and see me in the orchestra, the band, and ROTC
do some long boring crap. so on thursday, i will have two fucking
days of shit to make up, but i don't care right now, because i'm sick...

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would've been better if you were sick tomorrow.

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i barely had enough energy to get out of bed, so i could
be dragged to the family physician.

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you don't have that west nile disease do you, the one that comes through mosquito bites.

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afternoon everyone.

do you make those? if you do, you really take the time with the details, like a gray gradient in the text.

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was that sarcasm atif? yeah i do abou 98% of the ones I post around here.

There actually quite funny slayme

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apu's a funny guy, i mean atif

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thanks dude.

thank christ i finally passed wannabe in posts.

nah, i wasn't sarcastic.

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i only got like 250+ posts to go to beat Katham.....that crazy hungafrican.

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and i have little over a thousand to beat you,

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hey power soft, do you use aim or msn messenger?

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hehe that banana bike is funny!!!! i want one of them except a boner..haha

a boner bike im picturing it!

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I would keep that little idea to yourself. You might not want to go around advertising that you want to ride around on a big boner, it could have some negative repercussions, if you know what I mean.

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I think he's trying to imply something here.

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Duhthroned Empeerooorrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hahahahhahaha, a boner bike!!!! and each of the balls could be headlights!!! or braking lights.

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nope

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don't think it was a yes or nope question, but i guess that means you don't use either.

I think this is the wrong thread for those slayme.......but damn it's fun!

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up down up down up down up down up!!!weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

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A Mexican family crosses over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey
near Las Cruces, NM where the streets are paved with gold. But the
husband can find no work. His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a
quiet place at the foot of a big hill near the Mountains, kneels
at the base of a tree, and begins to pray: "Sweet Jesus, please show me
a way to feed my family..."
Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the Black man coming over the top
of the hill, who is stumbling wildly with a broken grocery sack. When
the Mexican man opens his eyes, a large wheel of cheddar cheese rolls
down the hill and lands at his feet! "Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you!"
he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. Upon returning
home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos.
"But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other
things?" she inquires.
"No," the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message... As I
ran home, I kept hearing him yell, ' THAT'S NACHO CHEESE! THAT'S NACHO
CHEESE!'

A hippy gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.
He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex ?"
"No," she replies, "I'm married to God."
She then stands up, and gets off at the next stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippy and says:
"I can tell you how to get to have sex with her !"
"Yeah ?", says the hippy.
"Yeah", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every
Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is
dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous
powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery
claiming to be God"
The hippy decides to give it a try, and arrives in the
cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.
"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low
about his face, "You must have sex with me"
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex,
as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.
As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
"Ha-ha!," he cries. "I am the hippy!"
"Ha-ha!," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver "

hehe that funny

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i could go for some pepsi blue right now.

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i could go for 1/8th

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Is that any good? I've been tempted to buy it mainly because of it's blue colour.....but i'm scared. Cherry cola tastes horrible.....so maybe blue-pepsi tastes bad too.

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cherry cola is phat dude, what are you talking about.
pepsi blue is good though.

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My guess'd be it tastes the same and makes them lots of money for a short while, then becomes unprofitable and dissapears into the realm of Crystal Clear Pepsi.

And 1/8th'd be damn good right about now.

im gettining 1/2 an oz. tomorrow for only $50 my friend grows it....his refridgerator looks like a fuckin forest

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doesn't taste the same. tastes like carbonated berry kool-aid. i think it's good. but pepsi twist sucks ass.


hehe, crystal clear pepsi:

michael j.fox in Back To the future: "i'd like a 'Pepsi Free'"
cafe dude: "well you can't have a Pepsi for free, you gotta pay for it!"

hehe.

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"give me a tab"

"i can't give you a tab unless you order somethin."


crystal pepsi was actually good now that i remember.

"Press the 'any' key? I cant find any 'any' key! I think I'll order a tab. Oops, no time for that now!"

i could go for some spaghettios right now.

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There's a hell of a lot of black metal fans in this forum. A little TOO much i'd say.

The past 10 or so posts in the "dream band" thread have all been for redevelopped black metal bands.





Just something i noticed.

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i love black metal.....

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I'm with memnoch, I think this problem has a black metal dependancy problem. I'm organizing an intervention, anyone else in?

A bottle of Jack Daniels makes a happy Bob, for starters.

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Want us to raise it with the Save Walpurgis fund? I'd bet we could get that much.

I found something to add to my signature.

Well, I THOUGHT tonight was going to turn out well...until just a few minutes ago, it was going well.

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tell us what happened, dog

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Girl I've been talkign to for over a year now...
I finally get the chance to meet her after all this time, she only lives one state away...and after all the talk of how much she wants to be with me and all that utter fucking bullshit, she doesn't fucking want to...

I need more whiskey.

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That's the way it goes dude: everythings cool, goin fine, then BAM, you've lost one of your best friends and you're spendin a week sober, dirty, sleepin in a car in a town that doesnt know you and doesnt like you.

Anyway, one solution: DRINK UP!

Hey dude, sounds like my problem from a couple weeks ago, cept I knew her three years and she decided to fuck me off AFTER I got down there. Whiskey helps.

Something has to...

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sucks dude

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at the least...

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women are all cunts bob, remember that forever. cunts that will manipulate you and break your heart, they're all worthless and should be put to death.

I'm not having many good feelings towards anyone at all right now.

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how the fuck would we fuckin' fuck man, i ain't fuckin' no guys, for fuck's sake.

i wanna have a child someday.


the dumb, shallow, and annoying girls can go though.

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every girl is dumb and shallow, they just don't always reveal it upfront.

I really want to watch something die right now.

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even the smart ones?

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Nice addition slayme....hehe, i like!

I'm in on that anti-black-metal thing PST was organizing 2 pages ago. I don't really understand what's invovled but i'm in.

And wally....well, sorry man. I can't say i've been in your shoes, but i've been in other situations which have really sucked ass because of fucked up women. It's probably too late now.....but i'd suggest finding the heaviest fucking music in your house, blasting it....headbanging like a motherfuck until you puke, then pass out and call it a night. (since it's the morning now.....do this tonight).

If that don't work.....run the bitch over with your mom's car.

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whats wrong with black metal?

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nothing....BLACK METAL KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK anyone who hates it

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Don't worry about it bro. I can't say I ever expected anything "good" like that to happen anyway. But I did blast the heaviest shit I had, and I accidentally knocked a chunk out of my computer desk. I need to stop hittin stuff when I've been drinking...

And by the way, I love Dimmu, but haven't liked any other black metal that I've listened to, except a few songs by Children of Bodom. And anyone who says "Dimmu's not black metal" can suck a dick. They say they're black metal on the DVD, so they're fucking black metal, far as I'm concerned.

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"wet hair, massage into scalp, rinse and repeat if necessary"

repeat? wat the fuck? why would you need to repeat? it's fucking bullshite, man. bullshite, i tells ya.

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Everything.

I'm like wally......only Black Metal band i enjoy is Dimmu.....and it seems by most of the *cough* true *cough* black metal fans, Dimmu isn't black metal. So to them i say, "suck my cock bitch, it's fucking black metal".

Otherwise, i hate the style. Garbage vocals.....overpowering "keys", constant fast picking riffs.....no chords or heaviness, just fast picking. Constant blast beats.....no variation, just always really fast. Guys dressed up in full body leather suits with white makeup also don't really appeal to me.

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you need a cough drop dude?

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and BTW...no one ever said that they were ONLY into black metal...so you people can quite your bitching..

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Not bitching man...just saying that we don't like Black Metal. If that offends you.....well, too bad. I'm not apologizing.

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oh, Homer Jay....

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nobody's bitchin here, just expressin how black metal is an overblown waste of time.

ok...then what should we talk about??? how about this....black metallers can talk in their threads w/out people bugging them...power metallers can have their threads w/out people bugging them...and death metallers can have their threads w/out people bugging them...and so on...

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How about we all post what the hell we want and those who don't agree can eat their shit and shut the fuck up?

Anyways....i fucking smell, i think i should shower soon.

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my profile says i like bathing...

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thats exactly what i just said...but no one wants to hear people bitching in their threads...unless it obviously looks like theyre being gay..

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I'm more partial to the shower. Haven't "bathed" in probably a decade or so.

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who dosent?? showers are better then baths...u dont sit in your own filth

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The Black Metal Wars.

...is a song by Graveland...

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i take only showers too,
i say bathing because its funnier than "takin a shower"
its like saying cock or dick, than "male reproductive organ"

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u can shut up now

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So

Bathe : Shower
as
Dick : Male Reproductive Organ?

I dont think so.

Also, just to keep on topic, black metal can go suck a fuck. More'n one, if it wants. And whoever doesnt like me saying that, remember, this is the random thread, not a black metal one, so dont complain like we're comin in and breakin up shit. We dont disrespect you in your own thread, so please allow us to in the one place we can say whatever we want. If you have a problem with allowing us even that much, kindly go suck a fuck.

bunch of fuckasses.