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Old 2002-09-05, 02:39
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Yeah, fuck sobriety. Drunkenness give syou a areason to be stupid.
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2002-09-05, 02:40
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Actually, lately, prolonged sobriety's been makin me do stupid shit. So thank the god I question and deny that there's some fuckin alcohol out there.
 
Old 2002-09-05, 02:46
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Sobriety makes me more irritable...

Thank you, Mr. Budweiser.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2002-09-05, 02:59
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You're welcome, but, dude, my last name's.... oh, I gotcha!
 
Old 2002-09-05, 03:02
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I need to drink more often...
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-09-05, 03:06
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Everyone does. Especially me.
 
Old 2002-09-05, 03:07
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THen why don't we all drink more>?
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Old 2002-09-05, 03:08
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Cash flow problems. And occasional attacks of conscience, or something like that. Oh yeah, and teetotalers and people tryin to lose weight.
 
Old 2002-09-05, 03:10
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Drinking is good shit, be thankful each and everytime you drink, cause theres motherfuckers out there like me who wish they coul dbe drinkin right now!
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Old 2002-09-05, 03:12
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Cash flow problems. And occasional attacks of conscience, or something like that. Oh yeah, and teetotalers and people tryin to lose weight.


Yeah, I'm trying to keep my weight down, but I drink more often than almost everyone I know...

Money I guess could be a problem...
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

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Old 2002-09-05, 03:24
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Plus there's the distaste of alcoholism. And other dumbass conditions that would prohibit drinkin. In my opinion, though, drinkin is a good thing, a good idea, and that's it, end of opinion.
 
Old 2002-09-05, 03:29
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Being drunk makes me not care abou the dumb shit I do, so I'm all for it.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-09-05, 03:37
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Y'know, I think we should have a referendum on drinking. For the record, I'm for it.
 
Old 2002-09-05, 03:38
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I'll second that.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-09-05, 03:40
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i'm gonna go drink some grapefruit juice, be right back
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Old 2002-09-05, 03:42
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Amen to that, drinking= good
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Old 2002-09-05, 03:45
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yeah, i wish i had some pink lemonade to drink right now.
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Old 2002-09-05, 03:47
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You sure you dont want the coke mr weija peed in?
 
Old 2002-09-05, 03:52
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Definitely sounds like the right choice
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Old 2002-09-05, 03:57
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You sure you dont want the coke mr weija peed in?


hell fuckin' no
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Old 2002-09-05, 04:05
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Old 2002-09-05, 04:14
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yeah, dog.
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Old 2002-09-05, 04:16
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Old 2002-09-05, 07:30
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I'm drinking citrus juice right now.
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Old 2002-09-05, 11:04
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Old 2002-09-05, 14:10
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the number of the beast???
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Old 2002-09-05, 17:15
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Iron maiden!!
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Old 2002-09-05, 17:19
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I'm drinking citrus juice right now.


sweeeet.
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Old 2002-09-05, 17:26
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im drinking saliva...well im actually slowly swallowing my own..im gonna get a proper drink!
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Old 2002-09-05, 17:31
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a friend of mine: "hey, you know what's a good remedy for sore throat? it's----"
another friend of mine: "cum?"
atif: ahahahahaha
a friend of mine: "no, ya jerk! it's bla bla bla bla bla"
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Old 2002-09-05, 17:34
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Old 2002-09-05, 17:39
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what......
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Old 2002-09-05, 17:43
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a friend of mine: "hey, you know what's a good remedy for sore throat? it's----"
another friend of mine: "cum?"
atif: ahahahahaha
a friend of mine: "no, ya jerk! it's bla bla bla bla bla"


nevermind i only just realised it was an rtt.


i was just a bit puzzled why u randomly wrote that
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Old 2002-09-05, 22:07
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Ive just found a fuckload of Slayer live videos for download!! YAY!!!
 
Old 2002-09-05, 22:28
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I FUCKING HATE COPS!
at lunch in school today, some dickhead cop pulled me from the table to take
away my chain wallet, he said i could choke someone with it. and obviously i
argued with him and the principles for a while. i mean, how the MOTHERFUCK
can you un hook the chain from your pant loop, un hook it from your keys and
wallet, and un hook it from a pocket watch, in time to fucking choke someone.
and its only long enough to reach my back pocket to my front beltloop, maybe
ten or twelve inches long. so then they give me some DUMBFUCK reason so
i basically had to give it up. i even nicely asked how i could keep my wallet
from being stolen, where to attach my watch, and where do i keep my keys.
so they take it away, and tell me to go to my principle to get it back. i tell them
i have no fucking clue who that is, even though i've been there 4 fucking years,
and i've never been in trouble. they tell me not to be a smart ass, and so after
school i go to the office and get it back. no questions asked, she just gives it to me
and says what a unusual rule that is, even though its not in the student handbook.
I FUCKING HATE COPS.!!!!
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Old 2002-09-05, 22:29
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warnerve- don't tease us...where?


powersofterror - cops are cops.
 
Old 2002-09-05, 22:40
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warnerve- don't tease us...where?

Oh I always search on Kazaa every now and then I thought I had most of them but I went on todayand I find: South of Heaven(2 different concerts), Stain of Mind, Disciple, God Sent Death, Threshold, Bloodline, Postmortem, War Ensemble(2 different concerts) and a few more............
 
Old 2002-09-05, 22:47
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Haha, i remember all those students with chains at school. I always thought it was rather stupid.
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Old 2002-09-05, 22:54
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yeah, funny how none of them listen to really heavy stuff. just metallica
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Old 2002-09-05, 22:56
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i like it, there's only a pick of the crop that have them though.
me and a couple of other people. atleast its not a trend, cause
then i probably wouldn't wear one.
what is a trend is a whole bunch of religiuos dudes have to wear
a lonk chained necklace, with a gigantic cross on it, that covers their
chest, which could easily be used as weapons more that a chained wallet.
damn, now that is what i think is rather stupid.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2002-09-05, 22:59
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"I swear mr. Policeman, its not my fault i stabbed that little girl in the eye with my cross, God made me do it!"
 
Old 2002-09-05, 22:59
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yeah, funny how none of them listen to really heavy stuff. just metallica


actually the only guys with them listen to metal, i don't think many listen
to metallica, .....what am i saying, how the hell would i know my entire school?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2002-09-05, 23:00
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How many at your school dude?
 
Old 2002-09-05, 23:00
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"I swear mr. Policeman, its not my fault i stabbed that little girl in the eye with my cross, God made me do it!"


haha, now that's funny
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2002-09-05, 23:02
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How many at your school dude?


2250, 850 seniors
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2002-09-05, 23:04
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Thats insane! At our school we only got about 600.
 
Old 2002-09-05, 23:12
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that's the largest senior class in the history of our school.
and we just had another high school built, so a lot of
freshmen and sophmores(sp) went there, which was supposed to
make life easier here, but its not, we have more people in the school
than last year. and IT SUCKS wicked wizard balls!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2002-09-05, 23:14
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Yeah I guess it would. I know nearly everybody in my school, so that many people would be weird for me.
 
Old 2002-09-05, 23:33
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ONLY had 600 eh?

We only had 248 seniors...
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Old 2002-09-05, 23:48
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I graduated with i think under 200 people.
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Old 2002-09-06, 02:14
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Dude im talkin 600 STUDENTS! Thats why I said only.
 
Old 2002-09-06, 02:48
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thats still alot, we only have like 1200 in our entire school
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Thats what i mean, 600 in the whole school.
 
Old 2002-09-06, 03:29
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Oh...I thought you meant 600 seniors...
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Old 2002-09-06, 03:36
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Old 2002-09-06, 04:06
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Old 2002-09-06, 05:15
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that is soooo 1999!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2002-09-06, 10:31
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Wasn't is more like 1994? Or even earlier?
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Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-09-06, 13:50
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i think like 1991
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Yesterday i drove 1300 km just to immatriculate.
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Old 2002-09-06, 18:57
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MetalPoldi, what is "immatriculate"? i looked it up in the dictionary and i couldn't find it.
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Old 2002-09-06, 19:32
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ok lemme see how many signatures i'm in for now:

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ok five..........that i can remember right now. sweet.
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Old 2002-09-06, 21:30
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you should've put that in the nicest tits thread
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almost did but i didn't want to hear all the boobie fanboys cry about it.
 
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ahhhhhhhhh and i figured out how to quote!!
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Old 2002-09-07, 03:03
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1 fucking pound...I'm one god damn pound overweight.......

*shakes head* this is horseshit.

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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2002-09-07, 04:02
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maybe taking a poo will help you lose that pound
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Old 2002-09-07, 04:05
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hey wally, you should get your colon cleaned out dude, thats like 20 pounds of shit. no shit man.






by the way, that pic is what my copy of attack of the clones looks like that i downloaded. fuuuuuckin sweet.
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Old 2002-09-07, 04:08
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is that Jimmy Kimmel being threatened by the purple light saber?
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Old 2002-09-07, 04:09
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actually most people don't know that jimmy kimmel was jango fett, surprised you caught that atifdude
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Old 2002-09-07, 12:27
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MetalPoldi, what is "immatriculate"? i looked it up in the dictionary and i couldn't find it.


If you want to go to a University you have to get the acception of this University and then you get a passport for the University and stuff. So you have "immatriculated". I thought this word exists in English.



















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Old 2002-09-07, 13:13
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My cd-burner doesent work, fuck! any software?!
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Old 2002-09-07, 16:13
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nero works well
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Old 2002-09-07, 16:20
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i used to have that german piece of shit took too long
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Old 2002-09-07, 19:07
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I just bought a beard trimmer yesterday! Finally i can trim my beard!! w00!!!
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Old 2002-09-07, 19:17
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i'm drinking raspberry juice
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Old 2002-09-07, 19:41
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Old 2002-09-07, 19:43
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why don't you brush your teeth
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Old 2002-09-07, 20:00
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nah, toothpaste dosnt fill me up and it doesnt taste too good either
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Old 2002-09-07, 20:04
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Maybe you're buying the wrong toothpaste.
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Old 2002-09-07, 23:00
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on the back of every tube, it saying to call the poison control center
if accidentely swallowed...
i use colgate whitening, and it tastes gross
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-09-08, 04:03
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nah man, you don't eat the toothpaste. for some people, when they brush their teeth, it makes them lose their appetite.
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Old 2002-09-08, 05:54
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You know what I just thought of that struck me as really funny? Back when that guy had the same avatar as memnoch and he got all pissed off about it. I remember he bitched at the guy constantly...who was that guy anyway? lol
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Old 2002-09-08, 07:18
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Some gay ass who couldn't stand not having the best avatar from the best poster in the world.

He only posted once though......so, it's not THAT bad. Pissed me off though. Fuck.
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Old 2002-09-08, 08:08
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Old 2002-09-08, 12:43
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I think it was ibanez2002.

Wait, letīs see...


http://metaltabs.com/forum/member.p...info&userid=608

Yes.
 
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Some gay ass who couldn't stand not having the best avatar from the best poster in the world.

He only posted once though......so, it's not THAT bad. Pissed me off though. Fuck.



did you make that or did you steal it from someone else
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did you make that or did you steal it from someone else


I found it on some site at one point....i don't know who made it originally......but it was a little different......i reduced it's size in order to use it here.
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Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

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Old 2002-09-08, 19:54
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i just sobered up - on cheese on toast
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Old 2002-09-08, 20:53
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Old 2002-09-08, 22:01
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was it a grilled cheese sandwich?
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was it a grilled cheese sandwich?



No its melted cheese on toast..ill tell you how to make it

1. get 4 pieces (or how many u can eat) of bread out of the freezer or wherever
2. get the cheese and cut it into 3 long thin pieces for each bit of bread
3. put the toast in the grill, and when one side of it is done turn over and put the 3 pieces of cheese on.
4. when the cheese is soft and smells good take out and eat!!


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Old 2002-09-09, 22:03
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I just learned for hours for maths.And itīs just the preparation-course.
1 year of civil-service and 1 year of being a pig-driller makes you really dumb. I was so fucking good at maths, and now!?!?!
 
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Old 2002-09-10, 00:30
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Old 2002-09-10, 01:41
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i got yer brown glasses right here pal.
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