In the spirit of the 'Unintentionally Bad Lyrics' thread, I thought I'd write something horribly stupid:

Wikked Vicious Bitch

Here she cums at me
And I'm lusty and full of steam
She's the bitch of my dreams
And I'm gonna make her cream

She's a wikked vicious bitch
and if she don't give head she'll die i a ditch
my wikked vicious bitch
maybe this whore can satisfy my itch

She loves my heavy rock
and I know she loves to suck cock
I'll shred her ass 'til dawn
and make her my pawn

She's a wikked vicious bitch
if I don't get laid I'll add her to the death list
that wikked viscious bitch
i hope this slut likes to suck clit

(Insert 35 minute bad guitar solo here.)

Breakdown:
She can fuck and she can suck
She can kill and she can thrill
She can beat on my meat
She's so sweet, her guts I'll eat

Wikked Vicious Bitch!

I'll take her to church
and fuck her in her poop purse
on the altar we'll hump
and my cock will be nice and plump

My wikked vicious bitch
i'll use a knife to open her slit
Wikked vicious bitch
She can fuck me or eat my shit!



Now that's what I call music bitches.

I must definately say. You succeeded in you're goal.

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nice

I personally didn't think it was either good or funny cause it was so bad. I just thought it was bad.

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NHOE
I didn't want it to be either good or funny. I just wanted to irritate you and waste your time.

Well then congratulations.

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Made up a riff in my head to go with that. Funny at times but also forced. But mostly funny, record?

combine that high-pitch robert plant vocals with varg alla burzum, spoiled brat angry at his video games,style vocals and maybe you can make it work

but the music has to sound like judas priest

That's the gist of what was in my head.

Otiz if you want those shitty lyrics you are welcome to them.