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Old 2006-05-23, 10:56
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Pork Chop Blues

Just something I found myself singing in the kitchen last night. I'd been to my friend's and we'd been listening to Clapton and King so I had blues on the mind. I sent her this, too. Btw, I had corn with it and it was good! lol

This took about 5 minutes to write, but I thought it was fun.

"Pork Chop Blues"

Fix me a pork chop, mama
In fact, go fix me two
Fix me a pork chop, mama
In fact, go fix me two
And while you're in the kitchen
Cook up some sweet potatoes, too

Don't want no green beans
No collards or cabbages
Don't want no greens or carrots
Just gimme some of those
Pork chops, mama
In fact, go fix me two

If you fix those pork chops, baby
I'll even share one o' mine with you.

BJH
5/22/2006
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Old 2006-05-23, 18:31
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However random, it has a good blues aura about it. Good one, LB!
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I coated the end of a toothpick with Satan's blood and simply wiped it across the top of an omelet. PERFECT!
 
Old 2006-05-24, 00:20
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Thanks! My friend liked it, too. She laughed.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2006-05-25, 00:37
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This is so basically blues that it makes my fingers twitch.
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Old 2006-05-25, 01:31
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Are you going to abuse, I mean, use another of my songs? I'm gonna start charging you! j/k
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2006-05-25, 02:34
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Hm, that wasn't my intention, but now that you mention it... I have been experimenting for some time to change the pentatonic to something jazzworthy... but maybe it might be fun to back to basics with some fun lyrics...just musing, don't mind me...
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