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Old 2008-08-02, 03:25
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i live like 45 mins away from where that happend. it really is fucked up
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Old 2008-08-02, 07:47
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lulz 5char.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-08-02, 12:02
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lulz 5char.




Ahhhh man...




Weird
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Old 2008-08-02, 19:28
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too soon
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Old 2008-08-02, 23:47
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too soon

Too soon? Pfft... me and my family were thinking of puns the night after it happened No disrespect to Tim McLean though, I really do feel bad for the guy and his family. The whole thing is just really fucked up.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-08-07, 19:26
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Old 2008-08-08, 17:49
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Old 2008-08-09, 00:11
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i forgot to post this when it happend but they released that the the man had cut off an ear and his nose and had them in a plasitc bag in his pocket when the police searched him. guy is refusing any kind of legal council, and the only thing he will say is "kill me, please kill me" ... really fucked up eh
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Old 2008-08-09, 00:25
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i forgot to post this when it happend but they released that the the man had cut off an ear and his nose and had them in a plasitc bag in his pocket when the police searched him. guy is refusing any kind of legal council, and the only thing he will say is "kill me, please kill me" ... really fucked up eh

Yeah it's fucking weird. He also started cutting skin off the body and eating it when he was locked on the bus. I guess he couldn't bring himself to eat the shit food in the Greyhound station cafeteria
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-08-09, 00:53
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hah.
wow never heard that he was actually eatting the body... thats fucked
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Old 2008-08-09, 01:28
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hah.
wow never heard that he was actually eatting the body... thats fucked

Yeah they mentioned it a few times on the news here. The RCMP released that information in their official statement.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-08-09, 11:43
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I`m a little scared of this guy....unbelieveable what humans are able to do.

Now war in Russia...I think I heard in 2 days they`ve killed over 2000 people.....
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Old 2008-08-10, 18:54
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Old 2008-08-10, 20:55
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That's a little unsettling, isn't it?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-08-10, 23:27
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-08-27, 02:37
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-08-27, 11:06
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Could be useful!
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Old 2008-09-16, 05:09
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http://news.sympatico.msn.ctv.ca/ab..._russell_080915

Words can not express my anger after reading this
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-09-17, 23:09
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Old 2008-09-17, 23:48
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those cemetary pics are morbid as hell
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Old 2008-09-18, 00:57
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Old 2008-09-18, 23:38
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those cemetary pics are morbid as hell

Totally. The one showing the coffins (#24) would make a pretty cool album cover though

If you look at picture #20 you might notice that the woman appears to be scratching her crotch.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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Old 2008-09-26, 15:40
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http://www.rawstory.com/news/afp/Cr...__09152008.html

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Old 2008-10-02, 02:43
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"The fake exams were conducted for six days. The man began telling the girl that having sex with him would help her heal, but she refused his advances."

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Old 2008-10-02, 20:40
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Sounds like an idea I would come up with
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Old 2008-10-02, 22:03
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Sounds like an idea I would come up with



lol. trying it on a 16 year old is kinda stupid IMO. you have to go younger
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Old 2008-10-05, 06:43
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-10-09, 12:34
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-10-15, 02:47
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-10-16, 01:52
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Man, it would really suck to be him. I'd do a lot of drugs.

Really, though, that's cool that he's finding something to keep him motivated in life.

... but srsly he would need so much less of any substance to get fucked up on
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Old 2008-10-20, 19:29
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yeah i heard that. fucking hilarious
 
Old 2008-10-20, 21:15
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Old 2008-10-21, 05:32
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i wonder what he would have done if she changed it to "it's complicated" lmfao
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Old 2008-10-22, 07:54
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i wonder what he would have done if she changed it to "it's complicated" lmfao

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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-10-30, 21:25
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Old 2008-10-30, 22:08
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oh god I burst out laughing on the last pic, wtf is wrong with me
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Please.. tell me that is fucking fake. Please tell me RIGHT NOW THAT IT IS FAKE! The first few pictures were disgusting/hilarious but with the kids holding it?! Someone needs to call child protection services on that lunatic.
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Old 2008-10-30, 23:13
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oh god I burst out laughing on the last pic, wtf is wrong with me


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Old 2008-10-30, 23:49
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Oh man... some people are just so fucked up. Don't they realize that it's nothing more than a piece of meat? It's not even a baby yet. Just toss it in the bin and have another one
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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haha yeah the hat is hilarious. The pink really compliments the blood-filled face and body.

lol. they are gonna have to get rid of it eventually. Probably have to keep it in the fridge from stinkin up the house
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lol. they are gonna have to get rid of it eventually. Probably have to keep it in the fridge from stinkin up the house




It actually looks small enough to cook, too, so I think the fridge would be an appropriate spot to place it.
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It actually looks small enough to cook, too, so I think the fridge would be an appropriate spot to place it.

by cook I assume you mean microwave. don't need to add any flavor, just warm it up a bit
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Old 2008-10-31, 04:58
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dude, c'mon that's a given. I'm not oblivious when it comes to this stuff.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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The latter is funny as hell.
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Old 2008-11-01, 19:58
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Hahahaha no way!! I wish a few of my teachers did that.
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Old 2008-11-24, 15:19
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To make it a bit clearer to MT'ers; blitz906 could post this in Nicest Tits 6 - Tits in a jar.

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-...nd-pics-877461/

Don't say I didn't warn you.
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Old 2008-11-25, 03:26
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Old 2008-12-12, 16:27
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Now Requiem has a chance of getting laid without jail time!

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ca...ojM2wg2Q7yB3M5w
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Old 2008-12-12, 16:32
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Hmph. I'm 90% certain my sex life is more consistent and frequent than yours.
 
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Hmph. I'm 90% certain my sex life is more consistent and frequent than yours.


http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...oth/AnaNick.jpg

She's been nice for two years..but no, we don't have sex.
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It might be indecent to say, BB, but



holy shit look at how her tits fight their way out of that dress.
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Old 2008-12-13, 03:31
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holy shit look at how her tits fight their way out of that dress.


haha.
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That is one FINE-ASS BITCH.

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holy shit... sadly I think I will need to save up for this
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"The woman finally figured out something was wrong..."

HAHA what a fucking idiot. They're both dumb bitches, imo.
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http://www.google.com/hostednews/ca...ojM2wg2Q7yB3M5w

I'm more scared than aroused by this. Apparently, this dude didn't see Terminator. I mean, what if she becomes self-aware, and finds out that we are it's greatest threat?
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Hmmmmmm so he says everytime he tried to leave, an energy knocked him down?


Sounds to me they put some electrical current (god-diggity-damn my English sucks today) on their door.
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Old 2008-12-23, 20:42
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God Dammit... doesn't our government have anything better to do?
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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How... just how... overwhelmingly obese does a person have to be to not notice that a big bloody beer keg that wasn't there a few months ago is there now?
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bahaha. A Newfoundlander! Go figure!
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bahaha. A Newfoundlander! Go figure!

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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Haha yeah I saw that on TV. Fucking hilarious
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LOL @ Roberto Alomar.

"Dall said she was angered by the disclosure and was tested herself; the result was negative. She said follow-up exams determined that Alomar had full-blown AIDS.

By then, she said Alomar had purple skin, was foaming at the mouth and was too sick to walk, forcing him to need a wheelchair to get around at an airport. "
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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I'd be more interested in seeing this technology transferred into he gaming world - contact lens visuals, giving you full 3D in-game perspective, complete with peripheral vision and the like.

I like the idea of first-person-perspective films/TV shows, too. There has to be some sort of psychological pay-off for this shit, though haha. If the world's population starts using this technology as much as they use ordinary telly the planet will come to a stand-still.

Fuck, something else just occurred to me - FIRST PERSON PORN! Not sure if I'd fancy that, in all honesty hahaha.
 
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LOL @ Roberto Alomar.

"Dall said she was angered by the disclosure and was tested herself; the result was negative. She said follow-up exams determined that Alomar had full-blown AIDS.

By then, she said Alomar had purple skin, was foaming at the mouth and was too sick to walk, forcing him to need a wheelchair to get around at an airport. "


I read this a few days ago on a baseball forum and the whole thing doesn't really add up. Who the fuck gets a spinal tap to test for AIDS? Since when do you need to PUNCTURE SOMEBODY'S SPINE to test for AIDS? He obviously didn't get the HIV from the Mexican guys, either, or else he would have been forced to retire before he ever hit the majors. You can't play Major League fucking Baseball with an HIV infection and no medicine (or with medicine, for that matter). If he does have AIDS (and he might), why wouldn't his father know about it? They are a notoriously close knit family.

I call bullshit.
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think this is fake but it is lol anyway

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...icle2233878.ece
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think this is fake but it is lol anyway

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...icle2233878.ece


Not fake man its real...turns out the little girl was fucking the neighborhood so it might not be his...
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Not fake man its real...turns out the little girl was fucking the neighborhood so it might not be his...


She is 15 but she looks like she could be 20... I have a really weird image in my head right now
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How do girls become sluts so quickly? Not to mention that she's really ugly, for fucks sake. Couldn't she have turned down the whore-o-meter until she was at least 18???
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Who cares anyway, shit happens; sooner or later her ugly butt would have became practice for a few guys.

Check this several other dudes have stepped up claiming to be the proud papa. Makes me think of that movie Life with Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence. "Sr, I'm da papa of dat dare baby."

Url too that part of the movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slmDi0MI96w

Url too the news article
http://www.parentdish.com/2009/02/1...out-other-boys/
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This sort of shit gets to me more than any beheading video:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7917295.stm

Fucking cocksucking cunt. It's not just because she's a 15-year-old girl, it's all of these taser-happy, brutal, psychopathic, jackbooted faggot cops combined with the slobbering media and justice system bending over backwards to protect them. I mean, the fucking caption under the video reads:

"Video of alleged US teen assault"

Alleged?? Holy fuck, you spineless, shit-eating little maggots.

I know in my heart that this asshole and his collogues are patting each other on the back right now, lamenting the fact that they are just doing their very difficult jobs and being persecuted for it, etc, etc, etc.

AHHHHHHH!
 
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This sort of shit gets to me more than any beheading video:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7917295.stm

Fucking cocksucking cunt. It's not just because she's a 15-year-old girl, it's all of these taser-happy, brutal, psychopathic, jackbooted faggot cops combined with the slobbering media and justice system bending over backwards to protect them. I mean, the fucking caption under the video reads:

"Video of alleged US teen assault"

Alleged?? Holy fuck, you spineless, shit-eating little maggots.

I know in my heart that this asshole and his collogues are patting each other on the back right now, lamenting the fact that they are just doing their very difficult jobs and being persecuted for it, etc, etc, etc.

AHHHHHHH!


I don't even see why this is on the news, some cop gets mad at a teenage brat so who gives a shit
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This sort of shit gets to me more than any beheading video:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7917295.stm

Fucking cocksucking cunt. It's not just because she's a 15-year-old girl, it's all of these taser-happy, brutal, psychopathic, jackbooted faggot cops combined with the slobbering media and justice system bending over backwards to protect them. I mean, the fucking caption under the video reads:

"Video of alleged US teen assault"

Alleged?? Holy fuck, you spineless, shit-eating little maggots.

I know in my heart that this asshole and his collogues are patting each other on the back right now, lamenting the fact that they are just doing their very difficult jobs and being persecuted for it, etc, etc, etc.

AHHHHHHH!

Know what pisses me off the most? Most of these cops never lose their job or face any kind of penalty. It reminds me of the whole Robert Dziekanski incident in Vancouver. The police claim they had to taser him because he "was unpredictable and resisted arrest". But if you watch the video he clearly surrenders by shrugging his arms and stepping back a little. I could see them tasering him if he had moved TOWARDS them in an aggressive manner, but he didn't.

Video of the whole incident. (Police come in at about 5:00)

Wtf is up with tasers anyways? What's wrong with pepperspray? That will neutralize somebody without killing or seriously harming them
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Wtf is up with tasers anyways? What's wrong with pepperspray? That will neutralize somebody without killing or seriously harming them


Cops are way to quick to use their teaser, i know from experience. I use to be a bouncer at a nightclub and I've had cops on numerous occasions not even say one word pull the taser out and aim it into a group of people, when words were just being throw back and forth.
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I don't even see why this is on the news, some cop gets mad at a teenage brat so who gives a shit


You don't think this is news worthy? Its no front page news, but its definitely a reportable event. The cop didn't just get a 'mad' and deal with it, he fucking attacked her. Did you watch the video? Like Paddy said, its both scary and infuriating. I think its important for the public to be aware of this kind of excessive force so that if it happens to them, they know that they can probably do something about it and will be heard. Just because they're in a legal gang doesn't mean they should be allowed to get away with this shit.

Now, if he would have attempted to save his rage for his wife, daughter, and/or family pet then this could have all been prevented. Someone's gotta make these fuckers feel like they're in control and if its anyone it should be their loved ones! Isn't that what their pretty little faces are there for?

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Damn!

One family she focused on — two parents, two teenage boys, and one 13-month-old boy — are all addicted to heroin.


I bet that baby likes Alice in Chains.
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Cops are way to quick to use their teaser, i know from experience. I use to be a bouncer at a nightclub and I've had cops on numerous occasions not even say one word pull the taser out and aim it into a group of people, when words were just being throw back and forth.

They do have way too much fun with them I think. If they don't use their 'toys' responsibly, they should be taken away. Or better yet, have their goddamn badge taken away.

Switch to pepperspray
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I bet that baby likes Alice in Chains.

HAHA!
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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That's thoroughly depressing Although what's more depressing is Oprah's freak show, where she dangles unfortunate bastards in front of her audience so they can have something to gasp about.

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Tell me about it, here's an archive of similar videos:

http://www.prisonplanet.com/article...b_brutality.htm

That website likes to exaggerate many issues, but the videos speak for themselves.

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Cops are way to quick to use their teaser
This is my main gripe with all of this, they just can't help themselves. They taser people in wheelchairs, children and the elderly. There was a guy they had arrested, and he had to go to hospital because they gave him a fairly severe beating. He was on the bed, handcuffed, and had to give a urine sample, but he refused. So, the cop tasered him continuously to get him to comply, and he eventually died. It's not a non-lethal weapon, that's for dang sure, son!

If you read about the studies done on police brutality the psychology of most these cops is pretty frightening. It's the old cliché of "power corrupts". Each of them sees him/herself as above the law, and is on a permanent power trip. The training should be infinitely more intensive, because all of us - untrained - would no doubt go the same way.

Here's The Stanford Prison Experiment, which will shows how quickly and easily people succumb to these urges:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...924833200591885

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You don't think this is news worthy? Its no front page news, but its definitely a reportable event. The cop didn't just get a 'mad' and deal with it, he fucking attacked her. Did you watch the video? Like Paddy said, its both scary and infuriating. I think its important for the public to be aware of this kind of excessive force so that if it happens to them, they know that they can probably do something about it and will be heard. Just because they're in a legal gang doesn't mean they should be allowed to get away with this shit.
+1

I'm reminded of the Manic Street Preachers song, "If you tolerate this then your children will be next". The more these guys get away with this shit the more danger ALL of us are in. The cops in my country now carry tasers too, and let's be honest the cops here have a pretty "colourful" history in terms of how they treat the community, so I'm made increasingly nervous every time I see more evidence of this mentality. If invalids and kids aren't safe from this madness, who the fuck is?

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http://www.prisonplanet.com/article...b_brutality.htm

That website likes to exaggerate many issues, but the videos speak for themselves.

Is that one of those NWO conspiracy websites? I don't know what to believe with the whole New World Order/One World Government conspiracy
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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Is that one of those NWO conspiracy websites? I don't know what to believe with the whole New World Order conspiracy
Well, if your definition of "New World Order" is one-world government, it's happening. Whether or not it's part of a plan to oppress the entire world in an Orwellian/Nazi-esque police state, with population culling/microchipping and the like, is another question haha.

Edit: Something of interest to you, being Canadian n'all, is the "North American Union". You're gonna be sharing your economy with the U.S and Mexico pretty soon. Last I heard you'll all have a single currency to go along with it too, called the "Amero".
 
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Edit: Something of interest to you, being Canadian n'all, is the "North American Union". You're gonna be sharing your economy with the U.S and Mexico pretty soon. Last I heard you'll all have a single currency to go along with it too, called the "Amero".

I know It's all a plan to manipulate the world.

In all seriousness, I've actually been considering suicide for a long time since learning about this stuff.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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I know It's all a plan to manipulate the world.

In all seriousness, I've actually been considering suicide for a long time since learning about this stuff.


What, LOL...
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What, LOL...

*Sigh* I probably should have known better than to say that on here. But seriously... who wants to live on an enslaved planet?
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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*Sigh* I probably should have known better than to say that on here. But seriously... who wants to live on an enslaved planet?


Shit be a reb3lz...
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