2006-04-14, 19:50
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Lo, they do call to me...
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bitch wearing chucks
wrote this in my head about 20 minutes ago
now i dont want a girl
with the beauty parlor curls
with her pretty pink dress
wearing pumps
i want a no frills hussy
with some sand in her dussy
i want a bitch wearing chucks.
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2006-04-14, 21:10
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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roflmao The doc gave you meds, right????? Oh man, that dizziness has definitely gotten to ya.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2006-04-15, 00:51
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New Blood
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"I want a bitch wearing chucks"
that kicks ass, sweet idea
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2006-04-15, 14:31
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Slayer of dumb cunts
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I had a girl who was obssessed with chucks. Go me. hah
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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About requiem. Aint it the truth...
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2006-04-15, 14:49
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Life is pain.
Banned
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What the fuck are chucks
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2006-04-15, 15:26
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slack as fuck
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exactly what I was thinking.
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Originally Posted by Soulinsane
Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
Priceless!
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2006-04-15, 15:32
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Drunken Yeti God
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2006-04-15, 17:04
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HES BAAACK
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look no further than the ranks of high school sopohomore emo fans
funny poem man
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2006-04-15, 18:43
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Quantum.
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You've got to come up with a sequel. What do you want to do with her?
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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2006-04-15, 19:22
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Forum Daemon
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Trade shoes.
These times are good for that kind of girl.
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2006-04-15, 23:22
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Lo, they do call to me...
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this is only the start of the song, or maybe the middle, but its not done. yeah, this is the kinda chick im looking for, someone who has a good bit of fight in her. i am hearing the song in my heads kinda misfits style.
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2006-04-16, 00:06
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Life is pain.
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Ohhhhhh every single person in my school where's those!
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2006-04-16, 00:48
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Slayer of dumb cunts
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Chuck taylors. Come on wake up buddy, only the most worn shoe on the planet =) haha. I don't like em though. but thats me
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Originally Posted by Darko
...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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About requiem. Aint it the truth...
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2006-04-16, 01:14
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Life is pain.
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Well I think non Americans or at least Australians don't call them chucks cos we don't have the original Chuck name brand I think. Might be wrong.
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2006-05-08, 04:16
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ha i have pink chucks.
but i like my puma mostros better. they are 20 billion times more comfy and i have them in black and white. so they look like sneakers a storm trooper would wear.
but back on topic: i like the poem. its nifty.
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just die and get it over with.
hi my name is whitney, but you can call me Scrumptious
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2006-05-08, 04:29
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Dog farts
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I was about to post "what are chucks?" then I actually read the thread.
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2006-05-08, 15:47
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Die Young.
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My gf wears black and white converse.
I hate them though.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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RIP moe.
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2006-05-08, 18:41
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Post-whore
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NICE!
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2006-05-08, 21:12
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Lo, they do call to me...
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Originally Posted by Pineappleystuff
ha i have pink chucks.
but i like my puma mostros better. they are 20 billion times more comfy and i have them in black and white. so they look like sneakers a storm trooper would wear.
but back on topic: i like the poem. its nifty.
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are you a bitch, if so, i want you.
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2006-05-09, 05:26
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Die Young.
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are you a bitch, if so, i want you.
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lol, dude...check out the "nicest tits" thread...she's practically a porn star.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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RIP moe.
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2006-05-09, 06:39
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Supreme Metalhead
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Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
lol, dude...check out the "nicest tits" thread...she's practically a porn star.
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shhhhh its a secret.
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just die and get it over with.
hi my name is whitney, but you can call me Scrumptious
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2006-05-09, 18:13
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The Man Who Is, MGI.
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Originally Posted by Pineappleystuff
shhhhh its a secret.
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Next thing we know we get a video of you fucking peter north or ron jeremy.
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I feel a bit arabic spending 30 minutes in the toilet.
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2006-05-09, 19:07
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Lo, they do call to me...
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Quote:
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Next thing we know we get a video of you fucking peter north or ron jeremy.
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id watch and beat off happily
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2006-05-10, 00:08
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heh. sounds alright. its something i would expect from you, moonraven. and i dont mean that in a bad way. but damn, i dont know what pumps are. i get the idea of the whole thing even though im missing that part.
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2006-05-10, 00:50
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Forum Daemon
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2006-05-10, 03:45
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Die Young.
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Quote:
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Next thing we know we get a video of you fucking peter north or ron jeremy.
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My friend's aunt dated Peter North in High school..no joke..he's from my small city.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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RIP moe.
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2006-05-10, 04:53
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Supreme Metalhead
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Robbie Filth
Next thing we know we get a video of you fucking peter north or ron jeremy.
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no way. I'm married. and i mean my husband is 20 billion times better looking than them. Plus his penis is bigger and he knows how to use it right.
and no you wont get a video of that.
lolz ^____^
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just die and get it over with.
hi my name is whitney, but you can call me Scrumptious
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2006-05-10, 07:43
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Forum Daemon
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Suck your husband's cock in the bedroom, not my forum.
If you're all done talking about the poem itself, move this crap to Chit Chat.
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2006-05-10, 14:49
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The Man Who Is, MGI.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineappleystuff
and no you wont get a video of that.
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I was kidding you know.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ImBored
I feel a bit arabic spending 30 minutes in the toilet.
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2006-05-10, 19:51
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Supreme Metalhead
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I was kidding you know.
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i know.
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just die and get it over with.
hi my name is whitney, but you can call me Scrumptious
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