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Old 2006-04-14, 19:50
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bitch wearing chucks

wrote this in my head about 20 minutes ago

now i dont want a girl
with the beauty parlor curls
with her pretty pink dress
wearing pumps
i want a no frills hussy
with some sand in her dussy
i want a bitch wearing chucks.
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Old 2006-04-14, 21:10
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roflmao The doc gave you meds, right????? Oh man, that dizziness has definitely gotten to ya.
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Old 2006-04-15, 00:51
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"I want a bitch wearing chucks"
that kicks ass, sweet idea
 
Old 2006-04-15, 14:31
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I had a girl who was obssessed with chucks. Go me. hah
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2006-04-15, 14:49
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What the fuck are chucks
 
Old 2006-04-15, 15:26
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exactly what I was thinking.
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Old 2006-04-15, 15:32
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

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Old 2006-04-15, 17:04
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funny poem man
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Old 2006-04-15, 18:43
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You've got to come up with a sequel. What do you want to do with her?
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Old 2006-04-15, 19:22
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Trade shoes.

These times are good for that kind of girl.
 
Old 2006-04-15, 23:22
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this is only the start of the song, or maybe the middle, but its not done. yeah, this is the kinda chick im looking for, someone who has a good bit of fight in her. i am hearing the song in my heads kinda misfits style.
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Old 2006-04-16, 00:06
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Ohhhhhh every single person in my school where's those!
 
Old 2006-04-16, 00:48
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Chuck taylors. Come on wake up buddy, only the most worn shoe on the planet =) haha. I don't like em though. but thats me
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2006-04-16, 01:14
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Well I think non Americans or at least Australians don't call them chucks cos we don't have the original Chuck name brand I think. Might be wrong.
 
Old 2006-05-08, 04:16
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ha i have pink chucks.

but i like my puma mostros better. they are 20 billion times more comfy and i have them in black and white. so they look like sneakers a storm trooper would wear.

but back on topic: i like the poem. its nifty.
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Old 2006-05-08, 04:29
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I was about to post "what are chucks?" then I actually read the thread.
 
Old 2006-05-08, 15:47
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My gf wears black and white converse.

I hate them though.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-05-08, 18:41
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NICE!
 
Old 2006-05-08, 21:12
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ha i have pink chucks.

but i like my puma mostros better. they are 20 billion times more comfy and i have them in black and white. so they look like sneakers a storm trooper would wear.

but back on topic: i like the poem. its nifty.

are you a bitch, if so, i want you.
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Old 2006-05-09, 05:26
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are you a bitch, if so, i want you.



lol, dude...check out the "nicest tits" thread...she's practically a porn star.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-05-09, 06:39
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lol, dude...check out the "nicest tits" thread...she's practically a porn star.



shhhhh its a secret.
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Old 2006-05-09, 18:13
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shhhhh its a secret.

Next thing we know we get a video of you fucking peter north or ron jeremy.
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Old 2006-05-09, 19:07
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Next thing we know we get a video of you fucking peter north or ron jeremy.

id watch and beat off happily
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Old 2006-05-10, 00:08
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heh. sounds alright. its something i would expect from you, moonraven. and i dont mean that in a bad way. but damn, i dont know what pumps are. i get the idea of the whole thing even though im missing that part.
 
Old 2006-05-10, 00:50
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Old 2006-05-10, 03:45
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Next thing we know we get a video of you fucking peter north or ron jeremy.



My friend's aunt dated Peter North in High school..no joke..he's from my small city.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-05-10, 04:53
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Next thing we know we get a video of you fucking peter north or ron jeremy.




no way. I'm married. and i mean my husband is 20 billion times better looking than them. Plus his penis is bigger and he knows how to use it right.

and no you wont get a video of that.


lolz ^____^
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Old 2006-05-10, 07:43
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Suck your husband's cock in the bedroom, not my forum.

If you're all done talking about the poem itself, move this crap to Chit Chat.
 
Old 2006-05-10, 14:49
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and no you wont get a video of that.

I was kidding you know.
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Old 2006-05-10, 19:51
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I was kidding you know.


i know.
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