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Old 2006-04-02, 20:20
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need the name of aband..

what was that name of that joke black metal band?? the one with the burger king gauntlets, chick bass player, and the overweight vocalist that supposedly ate tons of milk and cereal at live gigs?
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Old 2006-04-02, 21:26
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what was that name of that joke black metal band??...

Burzum.
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Old 2006-04-02, 21:32
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Burzum.


no kidding hahaha
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Old 2006-04-02, 22:08
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They're called Detsorgsekalf
http://detsorgsekalf.atspace.com/index.htm
 
Old 2006-04-02, 23:05
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fuck that, THIS is the real joke black metal band you should be listening to
http://inm.necrobation.org/
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Old 2006-04-02, 23:11
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what was that name of that joke black metal band??

Uhm,

http://metal-archives.com/browseG.php?g=black

There were a lot of them. Not sure about the lineups, though.
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Old 2006-04-02, 23:16
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Uhm,

http://metal-archives.com/browseG.php?g=black

There were a lot of them. Not sure about the lineups, though.

Goddamn.

So cruel to rip on Black Metal. But still funny.
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Old 2006-04-03, 00:23
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Haha.
Carpathian Forest is a joke black metal band that everyone takes seriously. Its kind of funny how a joke black metal band is better than almost every other real black metal band.
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Old 2006-04-03, 00:28
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this thread contains the same black metal jokes you can find anywhere on the internet

try harder


maybe you mean impaled northern moonforest
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Old 2006-04-03, 01:04
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Nah, it's not INM.
 
Old 2006-04-03, 02:43
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haha no, it is detsorsekalf or however its spelled
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Old 2006-04-03, 10:24
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detsorgeseskalf.
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