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Old 2006-03-29, 18:25
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Cool Baby Names

My wife and I are having are first child together. Well here is the thing I need some idea's for my soon to be born son. if you have any idea's on some evil, satanic, or some brutal names that I can put together I'd greatly appreciate it.



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Old 2006-03-29, 18:27
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Old 2006-03-29, 18:36
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Necrobutcher. What? That's not a real name? OK then, Glen Benton. Or Ramses, God of War.

More sanely, you could just give the kid a normal name such as John. Or Chuck.
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Old 2006-03-29, 18:41
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Yeah you dont want him to have a brutal name them him listen to rap
 
Old 2006-03-29, 18:43
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Brutal?
chuck norris
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Old 2006-03-29, 18:44
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Old 2006-03-29, 18:45
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Or if the kid's going to be a librarian, just Norris.
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Old 2006-03-29, 18:46
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How about Peter like the bass player from Opeth.
 
Old 2006-03-29, 18:47
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I was thinking Ralph Machio (the karate kid) lol
Or Maybe Randy Wylde
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Old 2006-03-29, 18:53
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I think Lucifer would be too obvious.
Dagon, Cthulhu, or Leviathan as well.
But Antichrist? Subtle as hell.
That's my vote.

On a more serious note, just take a name that doesn't sound too "FABULOUS!!!". You know, something with a traditional sense of manliness and attitude. Like Jack...or Dave...or Ballcrusher McGee.
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Old 2006-03-29, 19:13
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Dave, Matthew, Lucas(okay maybe not so grim) Adrian...how about Lucifer?
 
Old 2006-03-29, 19:23
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Old 2006-03-29, 19:27
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Saul or Vlad (the Impaler).
 
Old 2006-03-29, 19:31
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I don't know why you want to name it a brutal evil name... but in that case I'd go with Damien for sure.
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Old 2006-03-29, 19:36
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I second that.

I know a guy who recently had a boy and he named it Damien.

What about Trollhammaren?
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Old 2006-03-29, 19:48
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uhh, What if it's a girl?
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Old 2006-03-29, 19:50
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I'm guessing his wife had an ultrasound and that was determined.
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Old 2006-03-29, 19:51
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Nothing could be more evil than a French name. It doesn't matter which, though the more feminine it sounds to English-speaking ears the better.
 
Old 2006-03-29, 19:56
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Haha, in that matter, name him Gaspard!
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Old 2006-03-29, 20:10
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we had an ultrasound done and its definetly a little metal head. I like Leviathan for a middle name. Thanks for all the suggestions please drop some more...
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Old 2006-03-29, 20:26
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Old 2006-03-29, 20:28
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he said evil not queer
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Old 2006-03-29, 20:33
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Old 2006-03-29, 20:36
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Old 2006-03-29, 20:40
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Old 2006-03-29, 20:46
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how bout jon like jon donais from shadows fall
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Old 2006-03-29, 21:06
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if you have any idea's on some evil, satanic, or some brutal names that I can put together I'd greatly appreciate it.


Read the Bible, that thing is laden with evil people....'cept for Jesus, he was good apparently.
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Old 2006-03-29, 21:07
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^yea thats immediately what pops in my head when i hear the name john.
 
Old 2006-03-29, 21:43
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Wasn't Judas the one who betrayed Jesus in the Bible, if so, then that could work. Just don't pick something so ridiculous that the kid gets ridiculed for it throughout his life and ends up hating you for it.
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Old 2006-03-29, 21:46
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Yeah, that's why I still think Damien's a good one. It's a regular name, but still maintaining it's 'evil'.
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Old 2006-03-29, 21:54
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Name Chart Kill Death Pain Evil MOnster
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all you have to do is fill out the chart and whatever sounds the most evil is the best (pretty fricking clever huh?)

P.S. i'm just kidding, name your child Damien cuz that duz sound pretty cool

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Old 2006-03-29, 22:13
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Old 2006-03-29, 22:32
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Old 2006-03-29, 23:03
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derek, or vlad, or rex, lol
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Old 2006-03-29, 23:10
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When and if I have a kid I am making sure he learns guitar and is also a jock so he is really popular and cool and so he can also hang with the musicians, I wish I was raised all sporty and shit cos all I care about is hooking up at parties ahahaha and he is NOT gonna be a fucken nerd I swear to god I'd disown him
 
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When and if I have a kid I am making sure he learns guitar and is also a jock so he is really popular and cool and so he can also hang with the musicians, I wish I was raised all sporty and shit cos all I care about is hooking up at parties ahahaha and he is NOT gonna be a fucken nerd I swear to god I'd disown him


hahahahahahaha!!! do you really wish you had grown up sporty??
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Call him Donnie that name is brutal [Darko]
 
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Damien is cool because it's the name of the fallen priest in the Exorcist.

What's your last name? That might help us think of shit that flows nicely.

I think you should use "Schuldiner" as a middle name though.
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What about Trollhammaren?

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Give him a cool Viking name.

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Old 2006-03-30, 03:31
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Old 2006-03-30, 03:33
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Old 2006-03-30, 04:31
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Old 2006-03-30, 10:59
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Old 2006-03-30, 11:23
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call this boy Martyr!

a friend of mine is named "martyr"

otherwise, name him Neurosis.....
or if you like it longer, Neurasthenia

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Macho Man Randy Savage. Old WWF wrestler, last seen as an amatuer wrestler on Spiderman.
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Ferdinand or Percy. That should get him in a demonically pissed off state espeically if it turns out to be a girl.
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necronomicron -that would be sweet.
 
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Do you mean Necromonicon?
And I think Martyr would actually be a nice choice. He could be called Marty for short. Just keep him away from Christopher Lloyd unless you want him to be hit on by his mother. (that's right, I made a lame BTTF joke, whatcha gonna do about it?)
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i just thought of a name i think is pretty cool, Guile.
 
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I - AM - surprised at the un-historical lot of you. Name the little toddler Ozzy, and then we can begin talking right-down-to-the-root-evilness.

Or, at least, a basic and rather intriguing type of dysfunctionality.
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i just thought of a name i think is pretty cool, Guile.

Or Zangief.

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name your child "the carcass" or "necropedophile"
 
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Name the kid RYU, Edmond Honda, Birdie, M Bison, Chun-Li or Akuma.
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Old 2006-03-30, 20:19
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Or Zangief.

Or maybe DHALSIM.

i knew i had heard Guile somewhere before!
 
Old 2006-03-30, 21:22
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How about Peter like the bass player from Opeth.

HAHAHAHA....HAHA...HA
peter is the rythm guitarist
martin is the bassist
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Old 2006-03-30, 21:30
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^man u have the worst score i have ever seen. how do u get negative numbers?
 
Old 2006-03-30, 22:08
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by getting belwo a three on your tabs.

i like megatron or master, but i wouldnt actually ever use them
how about viktor, vincent, or, like they said vladimir, i have a thing for v names.
maybe agamemnon, or balthazar, or mufasa.
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Old 2006-03-30, 22:28
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i like vincent

or maybe cloud, barret, red xiii, sid
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Old 2006-03-30, 22:37
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Zoidberg
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Old 2006-03-31, 02:31
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Nothing could be more evil than a French name. It doesn't matter which, though the more feminine it sounds to English-speaking ears the better.

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Old 2006-03-31, 02:39
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how bout Randy like Randy Savage







Name him Svartzberg.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-03-31, 02:45
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Name him Svartzberg.


not Svartzberg its Zoidberg
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Old 2006-03-31, 02:46
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2006-03-31, 02:56
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not Svartzberg its Zoidberg


You are obviously not a TROLL.


Correction, it's Svartberg.
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Old 2006-03-31, 04:55
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Or maybe Trey LOL
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Old 2006-03-31, 05:06
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2006-03-31, 05:07
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Old 2006-03-31, 05:15
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could always name him spartacus
or caeser, maybe
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Old 2006-03-31, 09:02
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Genghis
 
Old 2006-03-31, 09:46
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could always name him spartacus
or caeser, maybe


brutus?
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I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
 
Old 2006-03-31, 09:49
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that would make him sound like a dog calling him brutus
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Old 2006-03-31, 11:34
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Robert - pretty brutal sounding if you growl it. (haha ,.. lame)
 
Old 2006-03-31, 12:00
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Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)
 
Old 2006-03-31, 12:01
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bruce wayne (batman)
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Old 2006-03-31, 13:28
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Robert - pretty brutal sounding if you growl it. (haha ,.. lame)

Hahaha i never heard that one before.
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Old 2006-03-31, 16:43
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bruce wayne (batman)

YES!!
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Old 2006-03-31, 22:00
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that would make him sound like a dog calling him brutus


it's pretty brutal. I mean, brutus and brutal share 4 letters damn it!!
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Old 2006-04-05, 09:23
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call him "I" so he addresses himself when he speaks.
 
Old 2006-04-05, 16:13
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call him "I" so he addresses himself when he speaks.


or you could name him "ewe" just to fuck with people's heads
 
Old 2006-04-05, 21:23
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Old 2006-04-05, 21:38
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chuck...just chuck...
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
 
Old 2006-04-05, 21:39
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when i think brutus i think dutch death metal
not bad at all but i wouldnt name my kid that



im going with deron or martin
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Old 2006-04-10, 17:10
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im naming my boy Samhain....if it is a boy

damn, but a girl, i forget i was pondering that chicks name the other day.
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Old 2006-04-11, 23:52
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Make his middle name danger(Dangers MY middle name!),and call him CHEWMATHONG.
 
Old 2006-04-12, 00:06
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delfus... my friends parents are hippies and named him delfus... and thats just a wicked name...
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Old 2006-04-12, 03:21
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looks awefully close to dofas (dufas?) well you know what i mean
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