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2006-03-26, 00:24
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job interview
command:START...............
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rendering of morning, rosy airbrushed dawn
[another robot/bossman dies, the sky opens, a cloud/SUV approaches]
robot/soul: O thou glorious grey machine/god/master!, thy works are done! i am your servant/component
send your chariot/cloud/SUV and come hither, gather this humble robot/soul before thou! i beseech you!
[gods highway appears, economy swift transport, command START: Oracle/job interview/judgement. the grey machine approaches]
machine: and what position amoung my apocalypse/server crash/datacrush does thou desire?
robot/soul:to be one of theTrojan horses, did not thou seeth my resume/floppy disk your lord/bot?
machine:yes i have, well, i will check thy references. i do have other applicants so.......you may recieve a phone call/e-mail/page in the near future...
[exit machine]
robot/soul:O lawyer!, thou passed before me, are you among these clouds/ suburbs/endless shopping mall
[enter Lawyer]
Lawyer:yes my robot/bossman, i do thy bidding
robot/soul:any word from stalinist/satan/hippy?, did you send my floppy?
Lawyer:twas done as requested my lord
the end
i kinda winged this one
Last edited by low-tech : 2006-03-26 at 00:32.
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2006-03-29, 20:48
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c'mon ya'll what do you think?
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2006-03-29, 22:51
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Life is pain.
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I read it when you first posted it but it goes over my head man
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2006-03-29, 22:55
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it doesnt seem too bad, but i just dont understand most of it
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2006-03-30, 12:11
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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That was cool as heck. It probably wasn't the effect you were going for, but it brightened my eyes and made me chuckle out loud at the irony. It sounded like a commercial dialogue done with computer generated people. Pretty cool and inventive.
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2006-03-30, 19:01
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no, its a joke, very unserious. its not a huge statement on the afterlife,god,america or anything
i wanted to portray this epic event,the judgement before god in the build-up of armaggedon, with how job interviews occur in everyday life, in what would be the apocalypse, the end of times. alot of people believe now is the end, the rapture<every generation of christians do, which is kinda funny> and so i wanted this up to date technological heaven that resembles the so called attempts at a "kingdom of god on earth" like utopia here in america, the suburbs.
the end shows the common oppurtunism in the business world, a highly skilled man who if he is not hired to one business, will be hired by the competition. usually a lawyer is involved in negotiating the terms,the pay and so on with CEO type white collar jobs.
stalinist/satan/hippy is a reference to american values of good and evil, this is to show the alignment of values that would get you a good post in heaven. i should of put "trojan horsemen" to reference the 4 fourhorse, which i assume would be a high post in the chain of command of gods army. who would qualify for that position? a good bossman, with these values and still an opportunist who will see what the competition is offering for employment.
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2006-03-30, 19:39
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The Man Who Is, MGI.
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Sure is funny thats for sure.
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2006-03-30, 20:14
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You would, I think, enjoy Hal Hartley.
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