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5 things that piss you off...
What is everyone top 5 things that piss them off?
My top 5 things:
1. Snoring
2. Verbal fights
3. Goody-goodies
4. Homophobes
5. Manwhores
What's everyone elses? (yes i really am this bored)
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1. Stupid women.
2. Stupid men.
3. OpethRules
4. Gay bands.
5. Gay men.
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Hehe, that's great memnoch  But 3 and 5 are surprisingly similar. Hehe, j/k 
1. People that live in America and talk about how shitty it is
2. Anarchists
3. Hot chicks in porn that will fuck anyone except me 
4. Music stores
5. Puerto Ricans
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Hehe, that's great memnoch But 3 and 5 are surprisingly similar. Hehe, j/k
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hey angelofdeath, i woudn't say i'm a goodie, goodie, but today was the first day of school and in calculas, i was the first to get all the answers and i made some friends because they copied off of me..hehehe...
the five things:
1.country music
2.rap music
3.slow computers
4.gayness
5.and....YOU! *points at a brick wall*
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hey angelofdeath, i woudn't say i'm a goodie, goodie, but today was the first day of school and in calculas, i was the first to get all the answers and i made some friends because they copied off of me..hehehe...
the five things:
1.country music
2.rap music
3.slow computers
4.gayness
5.and....YOU! *points at a brick wall*
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lucky git. i cant do maths. I hate the type of goodie goodies who know absoloutly everything. like how to spell absoloutly. lol. it winds me up how they use all their free time to study!! aaaaaaaah 
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Thank you. Now watch me forget how to spell it again lol Absolutely.
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lucky git. i cant do maths. I hate the type of goodie goodies who know absoloutly everything. like how to spell absoloutly. lol. it winds me up how they use all their free time to study!! aaaaaaaah
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Maybe because they will get somehwere in life?
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lucky git. i cant do maths. I hate the type of goodie goodies who know absoloutly everything. like how to spell absoloutly. lol. it winds me up how they use all their free time to study!! aaaaaaaah
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1.facists
2.Townies (you americans call em preppies or somthin)
3.Carnies
4.Horses
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But people who have a bit of fun occasionally get places in life too.
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1. Stupid women.
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Haha, ur in my list too bro. 
Let's see.....
1. Memnoch
2. Threads started by Memnoch
3. Replies from Memnoch
4. Memnoch pretending to be straight when we know he's gay........(That's for all ur gay cracks...lol)
5. Memnoch's favorite bands.
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Fender0823: ok here's a good one.........
Fender0823: what if u could have all the babes u wanted in ur bed, but once a month u had to wear a shirt in public that said "I like my men in short shorts" would u do it
Fender0823: :-X god im scary
Fender0823: lol
Fender0823: this is what alcohol does to me.
Ulimnar: hell yeah i would, lol, that'd be hilarious
Fender0823: lmfao!!!!!!!
Fender0823: hahahahahahaha
Fender0823: can i put this in my sig on metaltabs
Fender0823: lololol
Ulimnar: but I'd also carry a gun for any homos that took it seriously
"Wally Leaves us officially" - Ulimnar: lol I think it'll work now...goodbye man
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Haha, ur in my list too bro.
Let's see.....
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2. Threads started by Memnoch
3. Replies from Memnoch
4. Memnoch pretending to be straight when we know he's gay........(That's for all ur gay cracks...lol)
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Fender0823: what if u could have all the babes u wanted in ur bed, but once a month u had to wear a shirt in public that said "I like my men in short shorts" would u do it
Fender0823: :-X god im scary
Fender0823: lol
Fender0823: this is what alcohol does to me.
Ulimnar: hell yeah i would, lol, that'd be hilarious
Fender0823: lmfao!!!!!!!
Fender0823: hahahahahahaha
Fender0823: can i put this in my sig on metaltabs
Fender0823: lololol
Ulimnar: but I'd also carry a gun for any homos that took it seriously
"Wally Leaves us officially" - Ulimnar: lol I think it'll work now...goodbye man
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Fender0823: ok here's a good one.........
Fender0823: what if u could have all the babes u wanted in ur bed, but once a month u had to wear a shirt in public that said "I like my men in short shorts" would u do it
Fender0823: :-X god im scary
Fender0823: lol
Fender0823: this is what alcohol does to me.
Ulimnar: hell yeah i would, lol, that'd be hilarious
Fender0823: lmfao!!!!!!!
Fender0823: hahahahahahaha
Fender0823: can i put this in my sig on metaltabs
Fender0823: lololol
Ulimnar: but I'd also carry a gun for any homos that took it seriously
"Wally Leaves us officially" - Ulimnar: lol I think it'll work now...goodbye man
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2. Preps
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Fender0823: ok here's a good one.........
Fender0823: what if u could have all the babes u wanted in ur bed, but once a month u had to wear a shirt in public that said "I like my men in short shorts" would u do it
Fender0823: :-X god im scary
Fender0823: lol
Fender0823: this is what alcohol does to me.
Ulimnar: hell yeah i would, lol, that'd be hilarious
Fender0823: lmfao!!!!!!!
Fender0823: hahahahahahaha
Fender0823: can i put this in my sig on metaltabs
Fender0823: lololol
Ulimnar: but I'd also carry a gun for any homos that took it seriously
"Wally Leaves us officially" - Ulimnar: lol I think it'll work now...goodbye man
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'gay bands' seem to be a bit of a reaccuring theme here. so what exactly do people classify as a 'gay' band, and why are they so detested to the point of hatred?
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'gay bands' seem to be a bit of a reaccuring theme here. so what exactly do people classify as a 'gay' band, and why are they so detested to the point of hatred?
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They're using the term 'gay' pejoratively. These fucking Americans eh? Bunch of latents the lot of 'em. And those Caniggerians are even worse.
Good to see another Australian. We rule.
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Fender0823: ok here's a good one.........
Fender0823: what if u could have all the babes u wanted in ur bed, but once a month u had to wear a shirt in public that said "I like my men in short shorts" would u do it
Fender0823: :-X god im scary
Fender0823: lol
Fender0823: this is what alcohol does to me.
Ulimnar: hell yeah i would, lol, that'd be hilarious
Fender0823: lmfao!!!!!!!
Fender0823: hahahahahahaha
Fender0823: can i put this in my sig on metaltabs
Fender0823: lololol
Ulimnar: but I'd also carry a gun for any homos that took it seriously
"Wally Leaves us officially" - Ulimnar: lol I think it'll work now...goodbye man
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4. Theories without hypothesis'
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He doesnt like my musical tastes, therefore we often fight. I personally think he's full of absolute shit, but that's just me.
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Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
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Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
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They're using the term 'gay' pejoratively. These fucking Americans eh? Bunch of latents the lot of 'em. And those Caniggerians are even worse.
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HEY! Us caniggerians are proud of whatever it is we're proud of!!
And by gay bands, i meant shit like backstreet boys and metallica.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
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HA! this one time our family dog took a shit on one of my
expensive music books(orchestra, not some damn tab book)
i was pissed.
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This is my band's page
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Fender0823: ok here's a good one.........
Fender0823: what if u could have all the babes u wanted in ur bed, but once a month u had to wear a shirt in public that said "I like my men in short shorts" would u do it
Fender0823: :-X god im scary
Fender0823: lol
Fender0823: this is what alcohol does to me.
Ulimnar: hell yeah i would, lol, that'd be hilarious
Fender0823: lmfao!!!!!!!
Fender0823: hahahahahahaha
Fender0823: can i put this in my sig on metaltabs
Fender0823: lololol
Ulimnar: but I'd also carry a gun for any homos that took it seriously
"Wally Leaves us officially" - Ulimnar: lol I think it'll work now...goodbye man
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I could name tons of things we have in common........sure their insignificant, but it's just to show you that even nobodies can have stuff in common with me!
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
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1. Close minded people
2. Boy bands
3. Pop, rap, r&b
4. Nu-"Metal" (Deserves its own spot)
5. Poeple who type in caps-lock mode LIKE THIS.
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IF I HAD TO ADD A 6TH, I WOULD PROBABLY BE IDIOT HACKERS. THEY'RE ALL IDIOT!!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIDIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
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My sixth would be people. They piss me off, and the world would be a much better place without them.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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aw man, wally's gonna grow up to be one of those evil villain types you see in cartoons that wanna destroy the world.
oh no, he's gonna go on one of those nuclear submarine dealies for the navy too, what if he "accidentally pushes a few of the wrong buttons", and blows us all up?
NOOOOOOOOO
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Accidentally? My ass, I'll take full credit
and by the way, I won't be on a sub, I'll be on a nuclear powered aircraft carrier...100,000 tons of metal with enough firepower to take out a continent *boner*
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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Accidentally? My ass, I'll take full credit
and by the way, I won't be on a sub, I'll be on a nuclear powered aircraft carrier...100,000 tons of metal with enough firepower to take out a continent *boner*
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Yeah, aside from "Fuck the Mexicans" and "God damn that's a big fish" one of my old catch phrases for myself was "Fuck the British"
I think I adopted that while watching a movie on the Revolutionary War, so sure, I'll kick its ass for ya
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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yay just make sure Im still there when you do it.
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Well, I'd hate to blow up a fellow metaltabber (except a few ) but god damn I love blowing things up.......
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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I doubt it, that's a long shipping from California...
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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well, is that a bad thing? come on, think of all the harbours you'll visit! all the cheap ming-li's and that kinda shit!?!?!
or do you like your sailor-buddy's better? :P
what carrier are you gonna be on? enterprise, washington??
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Holy shit! These bots get smarter and smarter every time they come around here!
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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1. iwrestledabearonce
2. annoying fans of iwrestledabearonce who come on the forum and bitch about why we hate them.
3. iwrestledabearonce fans who register on the forum
4. fans of iwrestledabearonce who feel the need to spread their knowledge of such an epic band
5. fans who claim iwrestledabearonce are a technical clusterfuck of awesome and have a drummer who can play 64th note double bass at 200bpm
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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1. iwrestledabearonce
2. annoying fans of iwrestledabearonce who come on the forum and bitch about why we hate them.
3. iwrestledabearonce fans who register on the forum
4. fans of iwrestledabearonce who feel the need to spread their knowledge of such an epic band
5. fans who claim iwrestledabearonce are a technical clusterfuck of awesome and have a drummer who can play 64th note double bass at 200bpm
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Chip off the old block.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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I love blowing too!
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
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roflmao I hope you mean with explosive devices otherwise you're gonna have a full pm box!
Hey, as long as you're puckered up blow this way. The heat index is 93 degrees right now and I'll take any kind of wind I can get! Except curry farts. No gas. That's back to the explosive devices.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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1. People who think they can get what they want if they bitch enough.
2. People who give in too easily to people who bitch enough.
3. People who tell me how to do my job when I've been doing it for 3 or 4 years. I'm sorry, but if I'm set in my ways, BACK OFF!
4. People who tell me they have it harder than I do. I know I have a pretty easy-going life for now, and that life is gonna get harder. Just shut up. If I cared about what you had to say, I'd ask.
5. Crazy/Douche baggy assholes/crackwhores who lie and steal from you.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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No wonder isn`t it?
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okay 5 things that piss me off (in no real order)...
1. people who stand in the middle of the aisle in the supermarket & you can't get passed them & when you say "excuse me" they look at you as if you spoke to them in a strange word, then they move.
2. same as above only they gave you a dirty look before moving!! WTF??? seriously WTF?? it's not like i said "move or be run over you stupid fat fucker" is it?? grrrrrrr i just gave them dirtier look back
3. people with buggies, who ram them into the back of your heels when your walking, stupid fuckers!!
4. people in large crowds, when you have to walk like a penguin
5. people in general, because the most of them have the manners of a clumsy big fuckin' elephant on roller skates!!
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1) People who don't like death metal. Statistically, at least 70% of them are idiots. The rest, are doctors, and maybe something else.
2) The Jonas Brothers
3) People that care more about legalizing gay marriage, handing down reparations (I think that's the word) to descendants of African Americans, and enforcing gun control more than they do legalizing pot. On one hand, legalizing and taxing pot can stimulate the shit out of this country's economy, while legalizing gay marriage, as one of my examples, will do not do so much.
4) People who are against legalizing pot, they're idiots.
5) Barrack Obama's cabinet.
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Totally with you on 2, 3 and 4. I don't smoke pot, but it's harmless, legalize it already 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Its the LARGEST CASH CROP in AMERICA!
I would rant on, but I'm being overcome with about 1,000 different rants in my head on why pot should be legalized. Every time I agree with someone on this I get outraged. I wish I COULD find someone who thinks it should be illegal (I can't) so I could find out wtf goes on in their head.
Alright, I've met a few. I always win those debates.
Way too easily.
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I wish I COULD find someone who thinks it should be illegal (I can't) so I could find out wtf goes on in their head.
Alright, I've met a few. I always win those debates.
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I could give you the emails of a few people who work in neuropsych or rehab counselling.
You would like totally beat them so motherfuckin' easily.
P.S. I'm back, weeping cockholes.
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1. Corruption.
2. Racism/racial supremacy.
3. Religion.
4. Straight edge people who think they have the right to tell me I shouldn't be drinking and smoking.
5. People who can't get over the past and move forward (like this guy)
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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Oh fuck, me too
"You know what the problem with white people is? You don't respect anybody's humanity except for your own."
"You're not human, and you're cruel, and you're selfish."
To me it seems like he's generalizing all white people to be this way, and I say fuck him, because he doesn't know all white people, and he doesn't even fucking know that girl. I'm white, and I respect everybody regardless of race or nationality, and I know many other whites who feel the same way.
Why doesn't he move to Africa if he feels so strongly about what he's preaching?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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1. Spam bots in general
2. Spambots on MT
3. Religions
4. When I don`t manage to learn a song (PIERCED FROM WITHIN IS AN ASSHOLE!)
5. Nazi scumbags
(6. Shitty beer)
This list would continue but I`m bound to the thread title
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Those guys are fucking cowards
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Skinheads aren`t Nazis. Boneheads are.
If they`d be only a few it wouldn`t be such a problem...About 15,000 or more I guess. They even got their own party which organises concerts and (!)CHILD(!)-camping trips.
Bastards 
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1) I'm against gay marriage.
2) I just completed an online application for Target.
3) The questionnaire was a long-ass stupid fuckin' bitch.
That completes my list of random.
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2009-08-21, 01:11
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Okay.
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Skinheads aren`t Nazis. Boneheads are.
If they`d be only a few it wouldn`t be such a problem...About 15,000 or more I guess. They even got their own party which organises concerts and (!)CHILD(!)-camping trips.
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Wow, they should all be taken out back and shot. Children included, because they'll grow up to be just as bad as the others anyways.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-08-21, 01:57
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1) I'm against gay marriage.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2009-08-21, 02:03
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He just never wants to get married. I guess nobody explained that it wasn't compulsory.
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2009-08-21, 02:06
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Haha.
Dystopia, you might not ever want to visit Canada.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-08-21, 02:34
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Forum Daemon
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1) I'm against gay marriage.
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2009-08-21, 03:33
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hahaha, Paddy
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2009-08-21, 05:42
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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1) I'm against gay marriage.
2) I just completed an online application for Target.
3) The questionnaire was a long-ass stupid fuckin' bitch.
That completes my list of random.
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hey no shit, i just applied for target also. That thing was not bad at all though. |
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2009-08-21, 09:16
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hey no shit, i just applied for target also. That thing was not bad at all though.
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It is when you have slept since the day before and you're eyes are burning while staring at this white screen asking you questions that instead of saying "Strongly Agree, Slightly agree, slightly disagree, ect" I'de rather say, "Depends."
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2009-08-21, 12:09
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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...Children included...
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I`d write a song about that
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
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2009-08-22, 06:22
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(6. Shitty beer)
This list would continue but I`m bound to the thread title
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You're going to hate the USA dude. I'm pretty sure a Beck's over there isn't that expensive, but over here i have to drop a right nut to buy a 12 pack of it.
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2009-08-22, 09:23
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You're going to hate the USA dude. I'm pretty sure a Beck's over there isn't that expensive, but over here i have to drop a right nut to buy a 12 pack of it.
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I can imagine.
And just to say Beck`s is one of the shittier beers here
Man I could took all you guys to a store here and buy 30 kinds of beers which are all good. You`d cream yourself, I can only tell 
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2009-08-22, 15:24
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1. Women - are ya with me, fellas?? LOLL!!!!11!!!
2. Gays who give me erections
3. People who chew with their mouth open or otherwise generate non-sex-related audible moistness from their various orifices
4. People who hyphenate words unnecessarily
5. Cancer, AIDS and famine and fatness of the lower back
6. People who think the rules of some particular game don't apply to them
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2009-08-22, 16:15
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Hey hey...there are some good microbreweries here I've been told (can't try them yet) but it depends on where you are going...at least in Colorado you can find a lot of local/smaller operated stuff
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2009-08-22, 18:36
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Hey hey...there are some good microbreweries here I've been told (can't try them yet) but it depends on where you are going...at least in Colorado you can find a lot of local/smaller operated stuff
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Ever noticed that all this microbreweries are ALWAYS better than this big companies? I mean it they are always better in quality and taste of the gold 
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2009-08-22, 19:33
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Originally Posted by Paddy
2. Gays who give me erections
3. People who chew with their mouth open or otherwise generate non-sex-related audible moistness from their various orifices
6. People who think the rules of some particular game don't apply to them
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haha these win
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
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2009-08-22, 19:36
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1. Women - are ya with me, fellas?? LOLL!!!!11!!!
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Oh, man! I'm a man and can, thusly, relate with that sentiment! LULZOLZLZ!
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2009-08-22, 20:30
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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Ever noticed that all this microbreweries are ALWAYS better than this big companies? I mean it they are always better in quality and taste of the gold |
Pretty much...I had good stuff in the Czech Republic, still not old enough to try or buy anything here though |
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2009-08-22, 20:37
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they're not better in price
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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