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2009-10-03, 17:42
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Vaginal Warts
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Originally Posted by drawn&quartered
haha. I don't even know how one would even get three helping unless you looked something like this |
dude... her face is pretty hawt. 
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Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
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2009-10-03, 18:23
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Post-whore
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That nipple-piercing had me rolling over the floor though.
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
Adustum - bass, guitars, full length out soon on XXXXXXXXXX recs
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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2009-10-04, 06:26
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Post-whore
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What if someone paid you 40 bux to suck on those tit-ties?
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t('~'t)
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2009-10-04, 07:06
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Vaginal Warts
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I've done it for less.
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Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
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2009-10-04, 07:34
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Okay.
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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Originally Posted by drawn&quartered
haha. I don't even know how one would even get three helping unless you looked something like this |
Did he give you permission to snoop through his private DVD collection?
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-10-04, 11:31
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Originally Posted by blitz906
Did he give you permission to snoop through his private DVD collection?
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*wait 2 mins*
You mean the national North-Irish library?
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2009-10-04, 13:55
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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Originally Posted by Gomli
*wait 2 mins*
You mean the national North-Irish library?
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2009-10-04, 14:07
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Okay.
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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Originally Posted by Gomli
*wait 2 mins*
You mean the national North-Irish library?
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*cymbal crash*
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-10-10, 16:16
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Forum Daemon
Forum Leader
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Originally Posted by Gomli
*wait 2 mins*
You mean the national North-Irish library?
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They won't let me back in there anymore. |
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2009-10-10, 18:47
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Okay.
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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Originally Posted by Paddy
They won't let me back in there anymore.
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They couldn't be bothered putting signs up every time you went back there?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2010-05-22, 19:15
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Forum Daemon
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1. The sun.
2. People who like the sun and won't stop talking about it or playing their fucking music as loudly as possible in celebration of its being visible and hot.
3. God for allowing Scrubs to remain on the air for more than one season.
4. Cancer patients. STOP WHINING, WE'RE ALL FUCKING DYING. At least you won't have to sit in line at the barber's anymore. Ya bald fuckers.
5. Ahh who gives a fuck.
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2010-05-22, 22:53
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Post-whore
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4. Cancer patients. STOP WHINING, WE'RE ALL FUCKING DYING. At least you won't have to sit in line at the barber's anymore. Ya bald fuckers.
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If you talk like this in person you could easily be a comedian. |
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2010-05-22, 23:45
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Senior Metalhead
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1. my girlfriend
2. my girlfriend
3. my girlfriend
4. my girlfriend
5. my girlfriend
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Boom bye bye
Inna batty bwoy head
Rude bwoy no promote no nasty man
Dem haffi dead!
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2010-05-23, 01:22
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Vaginal Warts
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: I live in a giant bucket.
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1. My highly reflective white-ass skin.
2. Not being in better shape.
3. Not having an infinite supply of food.
4. Cleaning being the only way to make things clean.
5. See 1-5.
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Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
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2010-05-23, 01:22
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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1. my internet dropping me like an ugly baby
2. when my asshole feels wet
3. waking up at night twice to piss
4. when people complain that they have to work
5. fat bitches who think they are somehow sexy and deserve a lot
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