i got an avatar!!!

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And a cool one at that!

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Yes, nice one.

Cooked potatoes are crap. Gratin, too.

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hey weijia, if you're 555, then i'm 666. actually, i'm more like 1583.

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same with you MetalPoldi. you and weijia right now, have the exact same amount of posts.

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so yesterday i went to the mall to get new frames and lens for my glasses, and i first went to the eye place where i had my eye exam several months before. i had my prescription already, so i just needed new frames and lenses. the guy used sneaky (good) sales tactics on me, first he showed the coolest most expensive ones until i liked one, and then showed me crappy ones after that, so i'd only like the cool ones. i almost got suckered out of like $400 dollars from that dude.
so then i went to another store, and they're glasses weren't as cool and cheaper, until i found, get this: BROWN frames. i was like " wow!" and that's when i fell in love with them. so i bought them with a 50% off coupon and only paid like $182 for the whole deal (including lenses, and non-glare coating and stuff). yay!
i can't wait for them to be done (putting the lenses in and the anti-glare coating).

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what do you know, we do have the same amount

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well not anymore

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im tired i woke up at 3 am today..damn neighbours!

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i was working till 1:30 am, fuckin 10 hours

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gutted man gutted...

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I almost saw a man die yesterday.....for all i know he might actually have died.

As was at the races with my father and as we came back to our seats from having a few beers, we noticed a "big" man sitting on a chair, not moving.....while his wife splashed water on his face and gently tapped his face trying to revive him. Soon enough the medical crew from the track were over and helping the man out.

Turns out he had a massive heart attack....he was sitting about 10 feet away from us. Wasn't the prettiest sight....by the time they took him away his whole head and neck were purple.

My father having 2 heart attacks in his life, this probably wasn't the best thing for him.

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ahh dude that must really scar your mind for life....


ive had worst things than that happen in my life, like my best friend trying to hang himself but i dont want to share the whole story, cos its scary shit..and i try to take my mind off it sometimes..

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Nah it didn't really scar me....both my father and i had just bought these huge sausage hot-dog things, and we didn't want them to go cold.....so we ate them as we watched the whole thing unfold.

It looked kinda like this:
*staring at what's going on*
*father takes a bite of hot-dog*
father - "I feel like a fucking asshole just sitting here eating"
*father takes another bite*
*i start eating*
memnoch - "but what could we do? nothing. we'd be in the way"
*more eating*
*burp*
*more eating*
father - "well anyways, as i was telling you, this new driver over there, he's a great one...he won his first....."

So yeah.....both of us weren't really bothered by it. The little script i just wrote is actually quite accurate to what happened. Almost 100% accurate.

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My father got 3 bypasses last week. And he´s such OK. My god, that´ll be a life. He with full power again and already a pensioneer (? the guys who have finished work because of age) and my mother is a housewife. I´m glad that i´ll go to another town for studying. but still happy that my father is ok.

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oh right, so u didnt handle it too badly then..just enjoying your hot dog man..lol

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That's what my dad had for his first heart attack. His second one wasn't as bad.

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Luckily my Dad hadn´t a heart attack. They recognized it before.
But it was a fucked up situation. I still worked with my animals (making heart attcks and so on) and my Dad gets bypasses. That was contradictory. For the first time i didn´t feel good doing animal-experiments.

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Did you ever have animal rights activists protesting outside your laboratory while you purposely gave these animals heart attacks??

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i saw some guy get hit by a car once, there were skid marks half a block long, and thats pretty accurate. the bounced back about 6 feet. thanklfully he only broke his legs.

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I had an accident. I drove into a little girl with my bicycle. She broke her pinky-finger and one leg.

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really? its just like that episode on F.R.I.E.N.D.S where ross breaks that little girls leg and has to sell cookies ahahaha

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what does F.R.I.E.N.D.S. stand for, i never noticed the periods.

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I just gave her some sweets when she was ok again. She had to wear those things that strecth your leg, because she was still growing. Quite complicated. :/

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i dont think the dots are there for it to indivuadualy stand for something its just friends with dots in the middle of it

@metalpoldi, good for you man, how old was she 5?

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you're a horrible person

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Yes about that age. And she dwas an ophan (?). I felt quite bad.

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ahhhh your lucky man other-wise you would of got a yelling at by her parents

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i can just imagine you saying: "shut the fuck up id, i'm gona shove this lollipop up your ass if you tell anyone"

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Alright guys, this thread's gettin big, I'm gonna shut it down and start up a new RTT...

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