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Old 2002-08-22, 18:31
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Fine.....how about this?
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-08-22, 18:32
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"Oops....i dropped my books....can anyone help me?"

*entire metaltabs male posters*

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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-08-22, 18:33
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now thats what i'm talking about!! YEAH!!!
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Old 2002-08-22, 18:44
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Old 2002-08-22, 18:56
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dude Chloe Jones is hot !!
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Old 2002-08-22, 18:59
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She's not bad.....at best. (talking about weija's girl)
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-08-22, 19:03
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what do you think of devon then?
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Old 2002-08-22, 19:04
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I think devon is one of the hottest pornstars ever.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-08-22, 19:07
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alright, everyone name their top 5 porn stars:


1. Tera Patrick
2. Briana Banks
3. Devon
4. Jenna Jameson
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Old 2002-08-22, 19:10
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1. Devon
2. Briana Banks
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4. Jenna Jameson
5. Michelle something.....

I mainly only pay attention to the top 3.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-08-22, 20:11
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How sad, I don't know most names...

Sorry to change the subject, but I must point out that Burzum pisses me off.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2002-08-22, 20:37
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1. devon
2. jenna jameson
3. yana cova
4. teana kai
5. briana banks
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Old 2002-08-22, 20:43
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Why do you know so many Pornstars? I just know Gina Wild, she´s hot and another one, but i lost the name, she´s ugly as hell!!! Oh well, and Teresa Orlowski.
 
Old 2002-08-22, 22:24
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Old 2002-08-22, 22:26
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that guy who came and talked about that bullshit board? he did the exact same thing at ug! i think he signed up just to do that. asshole
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Old 2002-08-22, 22:27
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Old 2002-08-22, 22:30
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Old 2002-08-22, 22:33
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Old 2002-08-22, 22:35
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Old 2002-08-22, 22:36
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the last one doesnt work.
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Old 2002-08-22, 22:40
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ok i changed it to a different one
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Old 2002-08-22, 22:44
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it's neat how like no one minds that we put those up. we have like 3 girls in the forums, and 2 of them (AngelOfDeath and metalgraingirl) probably want to see them, and the other girl (IVlotus) doesn't come around and post much to see this thread.
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Old 2002-08-22, 22:46
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theres another one??
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Old 2002-08-22, 22:47
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oh you mean MetalPoldi and his bra?
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Old 2002-08-22, 22:49
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uh...no. i edited the post
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Old 2002-08-22, 22:57
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I have an old Penthouse with Aria Giovanni in it. Pretty cool.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-08-23, 00:46
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Old 2002-08-23, 01:58
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Atif gave me a boner!

Ok, time to explain. He sent me this pic, which gave me the boner, but actually I got it from Atif, so he's actually the source of the shrinkage of my pantaloons
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-08-23, 01:59
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Well, the picture didn't work *sniff* but I just can't delete that post
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-08-23, 02:16
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oh, by the way, you can call me power soft error now, whoever
started that, i thought it was kind a funny, as to powers of terror
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-08-23, 02:32
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i think i did, and possibly someone else
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Old 2002-08-23, 10:36
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I think possibly Katham....speaking of which, where is that hungarian grind fanatic?
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Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-08-23, 14:43
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wha;ts RTT stand for? and FTT?
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Old 2002-08-23, 16:53
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man, you're slow.......we've said it like 3 times in the last RTT (s)

RTT = Reply To This
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Old 2002-08-23, 16:56
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me slow?!?!?! wha?!?! what does it mean again?
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Old 2002-08-23, 17:18
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atif: *"PFFFT!"**spits out coke*
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Old 2002-08-23, 17:41
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Old 2002-08-23, 18:07
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Old 2002-08-23, 18:10
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Old 2002-08-23, 18:12
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shit, my connection's slow, you already replied before i got to see it after i posted
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Old 2002-08-23, 19:18
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Quote:
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He sent me this pic, which gave me the boner, but actually I got it from Atif, so he's actually the source of the shrinkage of my pantaloons


i want to see the pic!, bitch! oh well...
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Old 2002-08-23, 19:20
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Pic???

....ohhhh.....yeah.....um......

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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-08-23, 19:26
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yeah wal..the pic show me the pic..i wanna see the hot bitch
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'' I'll Smother You With A Fucking Pillow!! ''

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Old 2002-08-23, 19:32
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It didn't work when I tried to post it...
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-08-23, 19:37
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...why didnt it work?...
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Old 2002-08-23, 19:46
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Perhaps you can see to many lips.

@Atif and mrweijia
More of these verses!!!! LOL
 
Old 2002-08-23, 19:52
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Old 2002-08-23, 19:53
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thats better
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Old 2002-08-23, 19:55
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Fuck off, you dogeater.
The old one´s were better. And remember the first sentence have to rhime (sp?) with the last one.
Or just make some Haiku´s, or are they japanese?
 
Old 2002-08-23, 19:58
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how doesnt the poldi rhyme with panty? sure haiku time, but whats the structure?
5 7 5?
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Old 2002-08-23, 20:00
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Don´t ask me about the structure of Haiku´s. I just know that they´re about nature, i think. But it´d be possible.

I think coldy or goldy would fit better.
 
Old 2002-08-23, 20:01
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haiku's can be about anything, its the syllable structure that makes them haikus.
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Old 2002-08-23, 20:05
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Man, i did that 8 years ago!!!
It could be that it was a test to write a Haiku about nature.
 
Old 2002-08-23, 20:07
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alright, i'll just pretend it's 5 7 5, here's my first one


Leaves blowing outside
The wind carrying them far away
Where i can't see them
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Old 2002-08-23, 20:21
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How many silves (?) has "carrying"? It has three, hasn´t it?
I think there has to ba some contrast, when i remember right? And wahat about those full stops, colons and stuff? I think there was a ruke, too.

Ok, there´s my:

The deer stands alone
Many clouds poor their water
They´re under the trees.

I think this belongs to the lyrics-thread.
 
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your right, i'll starta thread called haikus there
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Friday Night and a Case of Heineken

Once again my friends. Whats going on in metaltab world?
 
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Old 2002-08-24, 00:17
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Old 2002-08-24, 02:31
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i want some milk.

but i can't have any. 'cause the milk in my fridge we have right now is expired. i don't know why it's still in our fridge.

i tried it the day after it expired, and it tasted like cheddar cheese.

i like cheddar cheese....but you know, i like eating it, not drinking it
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Old 2002-08-24, 02:38
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fuckin hilarious, atifman. i've been listenin to SOD all day and I read your post that says you want some milk.












my coffee grows cold!!
 
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hey atif, did you look at the milk? is it a different colour?
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Old 2002-08-24, 02:58
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no.....that's what i hate about milk.......it can look okay......it can smell okay........but it'll taste funkey as hell. it's so deceptive, i wish milk wasn't like that to me.
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Old 2002-08-24, 04:03
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its just like water
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That was sane, but I would have if he wouldn't. You're welcome...
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2002-08-24, 04:14
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whats private called in the navy?
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Old 2002-08-24, 04:14
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Either Private or Ensign I believe.
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-08-24, 04:26
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Old 2002-08-24, 04:27
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Seems right...I honestly don't know...
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2002-08-24, 05:19
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referring to the department store fun thread:

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
.
Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
.
The smell was unbearable As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
.
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounging her rotted anus
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I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more
.
I came blood inside of her
choking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
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Violent, climax Serging serum
on my skin
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Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction
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Old 2002-08-24, 08:32
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what the fuck, thats pretty much a hardcore lyrical piece id say
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Old 2002-08-24, 08:36
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Threads have become really boring over the past few months.

A while back i'd reply in every thread. Now it seems my only replies are to the few smart threads, and whenever someone's arguing with me.....this is sad.
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Old 2002-08-24, 08:47
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????.....damn im cold........
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Old 2002-08-24, 15:24
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Old 2002-08-25, 01:17
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Threads have become really boring over the past few months.

A while back i'd reply in every thread. Now it seems my only replies are to the few smart threads, and whenever someone's arguing with me.....this is sad.


Same here bro. I've gone from about 25 posts per day to about 6...aside from Moderating and yelling at people who can't grasp intelligence, I don't do much around here anymore.
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Old 2002-08-25, 02:43
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Old 2002-08-25, 02:47
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God I hope so...
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Old 2002-08-25, 03:44
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We are??!?!?

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2002-08-25, 03:53
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It's times like this I wonder why I ever let myself get sober...
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2002-08-25, 03:55
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Because the best part is getting drunk again.
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Eternal, and eternal I endure
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Old 2002-08-25, 03:58
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Yeah, probably do that tomorrow...at least depression is good fuel for becoming a drunk...
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Old 2002-08-25, 04:05
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Drunkness is good fuel for depressiong.....it's a vicious cycle than only the AA can handle!!
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Old 2002-08-25, 04:11
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Well even when I'm drunk I'm not happy, so fuck it...

AA can suck my dick.
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Old 2002-08-25, 07:18
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Life ain't all that bad man......you get free alcohol. Ain't that cool enough?? I have to pay for mine!!
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All hope abandon, ye who enter here

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Im tired...i didnt get to sleep last night til 3 am...whats the latest uve ever been and not even be tired?
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ok we finally got some new milk, and i finally got a glass of it. aaahh, so pure....so creamy...so tasty......almost like homo milk.
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Im tired...i didnt get to sleep last night til 3 am...whats the latest uve ever been and not even be tired?


sometimes when i watch tv all night, i can stay awake until 8am and not be tired but then i go to bed and not wake until about 2 or 3
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Im tired...i didnt get to sleep last night til 3 am...whats the latest uve ever been and not even be tired?


I work overnights now......so staying up till 7am is normal for me.
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Old 2002-08-25, 18:04
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Um...I am...up in this....mofo?...tonight...I think.
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Old 2002-08-26, 01:33
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ain't nothing better than playing the air guitar....................what an affordable, fulfilling, worthwhile, fun and oh so soulful instrument.......

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