Ya mum.

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oh my.

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ahhhhhh memories of home


brings a tear to my eye, as I warm up my assault weaponary

but for its draw backs, Chavs have a usefull purpose

to remind us all, how much superior we are.

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Holy fuck!!! thats what all the english people here in cyprus are like. God i fuckin hate those bastards, i just want to rip their fucking heart out with my bare hands

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Some people have no shame. I don't understand how they can miss the fact that almost everyone that watches that is doing so for the purpose of insulting or mocking them. Dumb fucking kids.

Oh yeah, and I hate rap.

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Thats pretty crazy, if its real, I mean.

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So all those years of training and if some one just happens to put there tongue in the wrong position you will fail, and not to forget the toes.

That's the smell of bullshit. I hate that guy

REAL!!?!?! did you watch the whole thing!, usually phonies have a back up plan when they are called on thier shit, a way to avoid getting exposed. this guy couldnt even do that. i posted this because the fat man had that same pathological liar complex some of us were discussing before. notice his bullshit building thruout the interview. then ENTER the scientists, dissed and dismissed.

hahaha, I watched that...it was entertaining.


As every Canadian who knows he his, they will agree with me...
I HATE BEN MULRONEY.

And I hate the Junos(Like a canadian grammys..)...a bunch of mostly no name canadian bullshit garbage..and it's being presented in Halifax tonight..Pam Anderson is hosting...my dad saw her at the mall yesterday promoting some comestic shit, oh yeah...and I hate Pamela Lee Anderson.

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Im not sure if this cunt is for real, but Chi energy isnt some sort of magic trick. I've seen it used, i know its there.

This just looks like a big fat american bullshit show of it.

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I hate ben aflick (or however you spell his name)!!

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i hate alice cooper...

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The way to establish whether or not these Ultimate Warriors have the true powers of super-mystical Chi necessary:

1) Enter one of the super-death-o-kill karate warriors in a MMA tournament
2) Get him a ranking and a bad reputation for knocking people out across the ring with OMG MYSTIC SHIZZIT!!1
3) Get him a card in Pride FC
4) Put him in the ring with Fedor, all-around unstoppable Russian monstrosity.
5) Chi the shit out of him, proclaim your Ultimate Warrior status.

Fun idea. But consider the reality - no traditional martial artist has ever got ANYWHERE in mixed martial arts, ever. I have seen guys who fight traditional styles punch on with MMA fighters before, and the result is always the same: they get minced.

What would the excuses be for their complete failure to compete properly?

"It is undignified to fight in tournaments and contrary to the principles of karate. I only fight small children in paid demonstrations at shitty McDojos."

"His tongue was in the wrong position, that's how he managed to kneel on my chest and feed me my own arm."

"Hardcore Russian MMA fighters are non-believers, so chi doesn't work."

Pack of fucking charlatans.

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I think i saw a fight with him in it, kickboxer? It was on K1, and he frontkicked some guy under the jaw and split it clean open.

TKO

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haha, that was a fantastic part..maybe he had a big toe raised as well.

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all I am going to say is this:

Pressure points=all true and good

being able to put a guy much bigger than yourself on the floor using only a finger, all true and good (and yes I have done it, back when I did Ju jitsu, but I haven't done it in 4 years ) note I didn't say knock him out, but put him on the floor.

Being able to channel Chi to break objects, I am a bit sceptical about the Chi etc part, but watch the Shaolin Kung Fu dudes, whether or not Chi exists, there has to be something that makes them be able to stop a spear thrust using just their neck.......


Being able to throw Chi balls etc. Dragonball Z style=bullshit.

when they guy talked about 'playing with people in starbucks' no proper Martial arts master would do something like that, abuse his power, it goes against just about EVERYTHING one is taught when doing martial arts.

that said, he probably could still kick my ass, but Chi balls......

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when i took judo/aikido chi, more pronounced like "ki",was used as concept to center your balance and focus. most of the technique involved was transfering your opponents physical forced against him. so if your opponent lunges at you, you turn that momentum into a hiptoss or a trip that sets up an ippon/subbmission. this is a commonly accepted version of chi ive seen talked about.

shooting invisible laser beams of energy is an entirely different matter.

chi exists as a philosophical concept, im fine with that. but there are scientific explainations of why certain techniques work. like for instance, there are chokeholds that are more about restricting bloodflow to the brain than the air supply. all the stuff that works has a physiological explaination, theres no hocus pocus, no mystery.

People who like SUNN 0))), MY CHRIST THIS BAND IS WORSE THEN DEICIDE!
AND PEOPLE WHO THINK THE BAND ISIS IS GOOD! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFF!

my reasons for this:

"OMG Sunn are so epic and makes my high that much better" FUUUUUUUUCK off.

and ISIS is just boring ass bullshit.

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..You always supply so much evidence to back-up your statements.

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There are so many kinds of people or specific people that I could bash on, yet most of it would be nothing more than ignorant ranting about things that will always be a matter of opinion. But I think we can all agree that people who regard heavy metal as "just a bunch of noise" are absolute idiots. 99% of heavy metal is 1,000 times harder than any catchy poprock song of the 60s. They may be melodic and easy to relate to for non-musicians, but goddamn it, metal is so much more respectable when it comes to musicianship. I wish all of those fucking mallrat teeny boppers and drunken ex-hippies would realize that just because something's too complicated for their ears to comprehend doesn't mean it's talentless garbage. It's always "boohoo, I can't understand what they're saying -- it's just screaming". Did it ever occur to you that there's something behind the screaming? Something beyond your simple little mind that would blow you away if you got off your fat ass and tried to play it on an instrument? Fuck the musically retarded dimwits that bash heavy metal. Fuck them so hard that they bleed from the eyes.

There. I feel better.

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I totally agree with that post. I hate it when they just say its noise and anybody could do it. There was some kid I knew who was saying that its harder to be a rapper because they have to be born with that "talent" and cant practice it, while anybody can play guitar and be good. Thats just fucking retarded.He obviously hasn't heard any music that requires technicality, like death metal and such. Its like saying that i could do anything if i set my mind to it, which is true in principle, but in order to do it you have to get off your ass and do something about it. I just hate it how those types of people think that they could do anything, but yet do nothing. FUCK THEM!!!

Each to their own, subjective opinion, yadda yadda... No fucking way! Isis are awesome.

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sunn0))) needs a drummer,not the occasional drum machine

People who think everything acoustic is country music.

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Not only people who think metal is all noise, but on the other side of the spectrum, people who think metal is the only technical music out there.

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Funny thing, to me, is that thinking that rap takes inborn talent and no practice is basically denigrating rap as an art or discipline, not arguing that it is in some way superior to others. Considering the obvious skill it takes to use words in the way a very few rappers are capable of doing, I'd find it insulting to see that kind of claim made.

And yeah, the small-mindedness of metalheads is about as pointless and bad.

I wasnt trying to say that metal is the only technical form of music (some rock,jazz, classical pieces,other stuff like that is also very technical), but was just trying to prove a point about what that kid said to me. I'm not that ignorant.
EDIT: My main point was that people who seriously say that they can do something better than you, like play guitar, who never even played and degrade the music you like piss me off. Thats what i felt when he said that to me. And i do acknowledge the fact that good rap takes talent because not anyone can put together words that make sense like some of them can do, I know i cant. Same goes for some other types of music. I just personally prefer metal,classic rock&classical/jazzy stuff,etc and dont really like to listen to stuff like rap ,pop or country.

i've never heard ISIS but Sunn 0))) are indeed one of the most boring bands in existance. maybe you need to be druged to enjoy drone but still...

You fucking well better fucking not invade fucking Iran, you bunch of fuck-faced motherfuckers.

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Sucks doesnt it?

Look how stupid we are....

Of all the registered voters.....only about 60% showed up to actually vote.
Of that 60%..... 51% want GW and his fucking wars.....and 49% didnt.


Now if that other 40% had gone out and voted.....we might not have a war mongering nutjob in charge......

For the record...I voted.....for neither asshole.

So in effect you didn't vote.

What's the percentage of adults who are registered? It seems to me that the types who'd vote against a war-mongering fucknut aren't registered.

wats so bad about liberating a dictarorship?


Btw i hate people who don't recongnize mietal as music.
I also hate Satanists, u kno. I mean wu hu. you love pain thanks for wasting however much time it took you to tell me that. I think its pointless.
I don't like people who are crying about stuff like i hate the gov't when there are suffering people

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that sounds about right. it always comes down to two popular pricks, neither of which ever share my interests.

Well sure I did....

I toss that to the most viable 3rd party.

I take local elections much more seriously.

oh i almost forgot.

I hate "whitey apologists"

People who aren't treating black people the same as them and stuff like that.
IHate them. People are people. Period


(i ams o proud)

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I hate emos, ghettoness, pop, anybody who thinks screamo is hardcore, gay people who think that my being grossed out by men wearing lingerie and pink wigs is homophobic, the fact that gay pride and black pride is healthy and lovely and great and white pride is devilspawn, super-sensitive people, emos, emos, emos..hmm...emos, and did I mention how much I hate emos?

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scream = emo = hardcore

take that, fuck your trends



while im on the topic, people who yell out provactive shit in government class with no intention of backing it up. tearing apart an idea is only fun if someone believes in it

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Oh god, that was the best part of Participation in Government.

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Senior class Problems of Democracy was right after lunch and most everyone listened to the great CKLW back then when it was cool. The news they put on there was righteous and this one kid always came in and talked about the current events he'd heard on there. Generally it was about something political, but once it was about the green aliens that landed in Arizona and another time it was something about Farrah Fawcett admitting to being attracted to women, too.
That was a great class. Tests were every Friday and we picked one of a couple topics and did an essay. I always got A's. The teacher said you can't bullshit a bullshitter, but I sure did.

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Eh, the combination of an ethnic type or 'lifestyle choice' with the word 'pride' can be misleading. More often than not, 'white pride' means 'lazy grass roots attempts at genocide,' which is why it's gotten to have such a pejorative connotation.

Trends and categories aren't the same thing.

People shouldn't be compelled to take a government class. That would probably cut down on bullshit.

Oh, yeah, and 'in effect' doesn't mean 'literally.'

thats a terrible idea, imagine the amount of uneducated opinionated retards there would be then. i mean, even more uneducated

you dont have to like it and its your choice not to care, but at least know about it

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I'm not sure how much dumber people would be if they didn't take a class called 'Participation in Government.' Any well-conceived U.S. history course should teach you the things you absolutely need to know about government (though very few U.S. History courses are well-conceived, and almost all move too slowly and treat the students as younger and therefore dumber than they are). After that point, further engagement should be elective. I'm for education reform, but the way it's been pursued in this case isn't that great.

i hate people in supermarkets, people who try to cut in line, motherfuckers who bring 30 items into the express line, people who pretend they cant read the "12 items or less" sign in front of the express line. como se dice in espanol "express"? is any english speaking person really fooled into thinking the numerals 12 are different in spanish? can i assume that there are express ailes where they come from? does this look like a farmers market?

some asshat made like he was gonna ram me with a shopping cart today, then him and his buddies speculated on how bad i would of fallen over within earshot. wow i feel so intimidated, please tell us again how bad would it be? im not convinced enough. but in reality he just pretended to, then immediately boasted on the theoretical nature of an act he just proved too chickenshit of following thru on. how more full of shit can one be?


the express line is the training grounds for newly hired high school kids. they fuck up, which is tolerable,they are learning just how much of an asshole job they really have, im usually fine with this. but a common occurance in this line is when i buy like 3 or 4 items and i ask "can i have a bag with that, please?". they get pissed off like i wasnt specific enough and spit back "how many?". i look at them in amazement, as if the singular tense of my question wasnt enough, as in "a" doesnt carry the direct meaning of "one",as if having 3 or 4 small items here in the express line wouldnt suggest by an incredible act of deductive logic that one bag may.......possibly do the job.

i also like when they fail to ring shit thru and insist that the total is correct, i onced walked out with a 5 pound bag of cat food after buying a loaf of bread and some sliced cheese, even having my receipt signed by security<as is with every purchase at my local superdupermarket>upon walking out an employee was outside on break. he says to me "does your cat really eat that shit." i should of robbed the place then and there.

I let a couple yesterday go ahead of me in the groceryline yesterday because they only had a couple things and the lady told me that it made up for all the times she'd done the same thing for people and it was nice to know there was other nice people in the world. I felt kinda bad though because the guy behind me I didn't notice only had a couple cans of beer and I'd have let him go ahead, too, but the cashier had already started ringing me up. Oh well.

PST, I don't know if it's a nationwide thing or not, but in the school systems around here seniors have to take a government class to graduate.

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Excellent and Valid Rant!!!!

im not looking forward to doing my own shopping....i hate going to the supermarket just to get a few things (its price chopper or hannaford around here) theres always some fatass with like 50 bottles of beer and tv dinners


which leads me to this

how do you get to be 350 pounds or around there? dont you start to hate yourself when you get to like 40 pounds overweight? how do you continue to eat and not exercise when youre so fat you have two guts

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i dont know. all i know is that when i worked at wendy's, these were the kind of folks who get the double bacon cheeseburger upsized with super fries and a large 32 oz diet coke. this wasnt a rare occasion either

im the opposite of obese, so i shouldnt critisize them that much, im 26 years old and look the same as when i was 16

heres proof

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This is basciall y a politics thread. There shud definatly be one cuz one guy would be like

Then another guy would be like

Then the first guy would be all

and some hippie is like

Then the second guy is like

Then the first guy would be like

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And then some drunken knobgobbler would be like...

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People tend not to see themselves for how they are, physically as well as in all other ways. Also, people who recognize their faults, physical and otherwise, tend to just accept them no matter how repeatedly and pointedly they are revealed to them.

Next time they ask you how many bags, ask them for one bag per item and make sure they neatly and tightly secure each item with its individual bag. If they fail to do so, throw everything vaguely towards them and quickly exit the store.

thx mort i really needed to be put back in line...

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fat cheerleaders
people who write shit like this everywhere: pain is love, love is pain. FUCK i hate that.

Yeah, cuz generally that's bullshit.

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yeah, or people who put some depressign shit on their screen name just to get sympathy,.. fuck.

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a big tag in my school was "Anger is a virtue"

omg some guy in black trenchcoat is gonna..........cut wrist up some more, oh no

remember this?

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i know youre just kidding but here is my aim profile to show you im really this goofy in real life too



ckyguitarist (7:20:47 PM): tranz is confused damaged self

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what i have been/am listening to!
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the following links are guaranteed awesome. i fully support all of them.

http://www.horseballs.com//media/hb-intro.mov

PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT

http://qwantz.com/index.pl?comic=559

http://www.fazed.org/video/embed/?id=63


my band. new songs

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People who recite Saturday Night Live skits to me.
People who watch my reactions during movies, music, etc.

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hear hear

i already complained in this thread about that watching for reactions. that really takes the fun out of what youre doing

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I hate people who tell me that they're either the nicest person I've ever met ( or WILL meet ) or threaten me by telling me that they'll be my worst nightmare, depending on how I treat them ( which to me is always awkwardly stand-offish ).

Look, if you want to be the NICEST person I've ever met, then give me lots of money ( like in the thousands ), buy me a VHT full stack and be my personal house slave for the rest of my life. Do my taxes for me. Fetch my paper in the morning. Go work my day job and give me the check. If you do those things, THEN you're the nicest person I've ever met. Until then, don't entertain yourself with the notion that you are.

If you want to be my worst nightmare, it'll take more than just gratuitous bitching which may be your idea of being a 'nightmare'. Annoying someone does not make them feel like they're having a goddamned nightmare. You'll have to chloraform me, and torture me when I wake up in your basement cuffed to a metal chair using rusty surgeon tools from the 1700's, for you to be my worst nightmare. Otherwise, you're just another loud obnoxious person.


People who put "x's" in their screen name and are obssessed with the word 'cunt' as if it immasculates evil, EVIL men because its coming from a female. I suppose if you pour water on us we'll melt?

I over hear that in alot of conversations, mainly involving women "I basically told him that I can be the coolest chick he knows or a TOTAL BITCH! Zzzzdamn!"

I hate people who eavesdrop.

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People who repeat the punchline to a joke that somebody else told. As if Seinfeld isn't annoying enough, 'ol Captain Obvious to my left has to repeat every goddamn line.

People who think that the internet is a substitute for an actual life.

People who judge any group of people on ignorant stigma.

I know the majority are just normal folks like the rest of us, and I don't believe color matters, but some african americans are idiots. A small type of black people (or any race, for that matter) who think they should be paid money or get special benefits for something that their ancestors went through. You didn't go through slavery, people long ago who happened to have the same skin tone as you did. And the fact that your great grandparents did more work than you'll ever do in your life doesn't make you deserve more than other people. It makes you an idiot for thinking it makes any difference at all. History is history, and it should be left as history.

Speaking of racial issues, white people who think they're black. I just want to shoot them.

Speaking of shooting, gang violence. Anybody who shoots another person because they "dissed" them or flashed a different little hand sign or whatever is a fucking idiot. What's next, pull somebody's hair because they stole your applejuice? Fucking grow up, "gangstas".

Carlos Mencia gets on my nerves at times. He's funny, but he comments way too much on "politically correct" people. Dude, we get it. You make jokes that pussy America squirms at. Shut up about it and be funny without unneeded emphasis and such issues.

A certain type of news reporters. They don't give us the news. They don't give us the facts. Rather vague situations going on in the world and what their opinion is on it. Nancy Grace for instance. I hate that bitch. She always makes everything so dramatic and personal. Always using too many goddamn adjectives. It's not needed to put "brutal" or "cold-blooded" or "horrific" before every word such as "murder" or "murderer". And stop interrupting every guest you have on the show, you egomaniacal moron. You hear what you want to hear and disregard the rest. Just to manipulate your title mini-Oprah audience into crying with you about something that you blew out of proportion. Fuck Nancy Grace. Fuck her till she's coughing up blood and begging for mercy. The same goes every reporter that makes news too personal. They confuse people into not knowing what true and basic news is.

Religious people who have no tolerance for any disagreeing opinion and no sense of humor for their beliefs. Faith without a sense of humor is called extremism. Like we need more of those bastards clogging up this planet.

Last but not least, people who think ranting and raving on the internet about people they don't like is going to make any difference. We all know that here it's useless and really we're just amusing ourselves by throwing out random types of people who we find annoying. But some people think they can make a different in such arguments. Very rarely so. The same goes for ordinary people who argue intense political issues. You're not going to make a difference. You're just going to die a very pissed off individual.

I'll probably disagree with myself regarding this post should I happen upon it later. But I'm bored. I came, I saw, I replied. Which reminds me to squeeze in one last group of people. People who take my words too seriously. I rarely know what the fuck I'm saying, much less what others are saying. My brains too fucked to say anything that serious or confident. So please. Next time you see someone that doesn't looks very credible to their own opinions, respect their natural disorder of thought and be kind should they fuck up.

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can i boil that down for you?

FUCK YOU CARLOS MENCIA

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I didnt agree with the whole post, but some of it i did. im too lazy to point out which.

EDIT: i hate carlos mencia as much as a i hate chris rock, and thats a lot.

I hate people who take tests then immediately afterwards say, "OH MY GOD I FAILED THAT SHIT SO FUCKIN' BAD, HOLY SHIT!"

People who say things like "I had the best FUCKIN' weekend ever, I got so fucked up that I don't remember SHIT!" How do they remember if it was good or not then?

People who tell me how dank their weed is. I've seen yo weed before nigga.

TimeDragon: I don't necessarily hate fat cheerleaders, they're just so funny, being oblivious to their repulsiveness and all.

People with bumper stickers that say things like "You're pro-choice ey? BABIES DON'T CHOOSE TO DIE!"

I hate people that talk about their church and how much fun it would be for my friends and me to come join them on Sundays for picnics and brotherhood. Hey, I like Satan, Black Metal, and unholy incantations of blaspheming maledictions.

People using the "Mastercard: Priceless" ad for EVERYTHING. I'll give a few examples: Helmet: $150, Cleats: $100, Football: $25.........The glory of winning States: PRICELESS. Church Camp: $150, Pizza: $10, T-Shirt: $20........Walking one step closer with Jesus our savior: PRICELESS.

Finally, I hate people (white people) who fly the Jamaican flag everywhere to show how proud they are that they smoke weed. Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with weed, but I don't see people who smoke Marlboro cigarettes wearing cowboy hats, confederate flags and riding four wheelers (oh shit, yes I do ).

Like the white kids who say they like Bob Marley because he was pro-cannabis, not actually because of any of his music.

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thats fucking stupid. tons of people smoke and are all for it, does that mean we need to wear a shirt with their faces on it? Bob Marleys music sounds like shit, it makes me feel like im in hot ass sun, laying in the dirt.

sounds like home to me!! IM COMING BACK, STEAMY JAMAICA!!

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Well, see if you go to church you can see how the flip side of what you're into is like. It's called schoolin' boy!! Have a Marlboro. (Some churches I'd be scared to go to myself. We had a local murder because of one here. Crazy bastards.)

The Marley fans should delve into it more and realise it's a religious thing, not a Jamaican thing. Rasta, mon. They're just poser dweebs.

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What the fuck are you dorks talking about?

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I hate German peapole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and Children of bodom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I hate men. It'd be a hell of a lot easier to get laid if I was the only one around.

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You need to go to charm school.

And dammit! Quit hanging around in hillbilly bars!!!!! You're disappointing your dad and I tremendously. I hate that!! Where did we go wrong?

lol

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I'd guess "breeding".

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Most Marley fans are aware that Rastafarianism is a religion. A good litmus test for things like this goes as follows: When a white, Mid-Western housewife who spends a lot of her time at a metal forum on the internet knows something extremely obvious about Caribbean black culture, the people into it, a good number of whom deal with actual Caribbean blacks on a daily basis, probably do as well. The fact is that it's impossible to separate Rastafarianism from Jamaican culture in the popular consciousness for, if you actually know the history of this shit, pretty good reasons. It's also a fact that a lot of Jamaicans in America just like to smoke and sell pot without actually practicing any religion.

A church picnic would be fun. I'm guessing you don't have to pay for all your food yet, eh?

Stupid fucking Honda Engineers that weld the brake lines to the fucking rear trailing arm, which means you cant disconnect the brake lines to take the trailing arm off.

also the same fucking stupid engineers that put bolts in dumb fuck 'oh look I have to be a contortionist to be able to undo that bolt' places

and the same fucking stupid engineers that make it so the its near impossible to get the right position to change the bushes on the rear trailing arms of your car

FUCK YOU YOU CUNTS!!!

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Jungle bunnies, fuckin steal from my shop.

HERE HERE!!! And that's for Chrysler and Chevy, too.

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Never.

I dislike people who ask "What happened to your hair!" when they see me. Granted Ive had long hair for 4-5 years and then shaved my head, but still. Its obvious what happened; I got it cut. Such a retarded question.

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that question actually means:

You idiot, you cut your hair??? thats not very fucking metal, you pussy!

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Willy Mason
Billy Slater
Sonny Bill Williams
Hazem El Mazri
Craig Gower
Benji Marshall

And fucking celebrites who get on the front page of the paper,for coming to Australia,getting pregnant or getting married.And I dont give a shit when the queen,or the prince of england or whatever come here,really dont fucking care.They had a damn 8 page liftout of what Prince Harry did when he was in Australia.Fuck.

Oh,and feminists and people with the cannabis leaf on their clothing.Its not fucking hardcore.

How about fat people who are proud of their obesity and don't think it should be regarded as a bad thing? Like those women that say "Big and Beautiful!". You're not big and beautiful, you're big and unhealthy. I don't find your excess flab to be sexy at all. As a matter of fact, the idea of your ass being able to swallow my head is a terrifying one. The mental image of your naked body bouncing to and fro across the room like a wild sack of jelly is not pleasant. The knowledge that at any point in our sexual intercourse your arteries could clog so thickly that the sweat pouring from all five of those chins dangling beneath your ugly-ass face could turn to blood as you have a heart attack in the midst of your swollen ecstacy is absolutely repulsive. Put down the corndog, hit the gym, and come back when me puting my penis in your vagina doesn't mean 40 years wondering through your fat roles looking for the promised land.

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Last night at work someone with piercings and dyed hair wearing a Killswitch Engage shirt comes in to buy some groceries. He shows me his mother's pay stub for an employee discount ... now normally, we are'nt supposed to give employee discounts to relatives of employees, but I thought I would cut this guy a break. I had written on a blank receipt the URL of my band and the URL of an e-zine this guy I know is trying to get off the ground. After I hand him his items and printed receipt, I ask him this one question :

"So, you like metal?"

Apparently I had just completely invaded his fucking privacy. I held up the paper with the URL's on it, and he laughs, smirks to his friends and says, "Nah, I don't like metal. See ya." The way he said it was obviously meant to entertain himself and his friends. Not absolutely malicious, but disrespectful.

First of all, you fucking cunt, you are right. You don't like metal. You spent 18$ on a Killswitch Engage shirt. Basically rehashed Heartwork riffs ( and I'd be surprised if you've ever even heard Carcass ) and emo choruses. Don't condescend to me, you prick. I was'nt really supposed to give you an employee discount, so the very least you could do is try to not be a smartass about simply not wanting to hear a new band/read a new e-zine. If you don't want to, fine, just say 'no thank you, don't have time/don't feel like it'. Don't think you're going over my head. The only reason I did'nt tell you what a fucking cunt you were is because I was wearing a tie and nametag.

Fat chicks at the gym who think they are hot and look at me like "What the fuck are you doing here?". FUCK YOU! DIE!

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Well, that doesn't sound very metal.

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fuck man. well, i know we dont know him and his friends, and wont see them, but just compare the little bullshit he pulled to how much of a cunt all of us at metal tabs now know he is. . who knows maybe someday he'll hear your band and see your pic and say "fuck, im a cunt".

i thought benji marshall was injuried not preganet? but i also hate that shit when the queen comes and all the mother fuckers get excited over it

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John man, Ive got your back in the UK. Im gonna punch the next KSE fan I see, just to even the cosmic balance.

People I dislike; those who tuck their t shirts in to their trousers. Its not a hate or a dislike though really, it just makes me smirk.

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I like Killswitch Engage's "Alive or Just Breathing" album.

i do this with my big shirts, i lost weight and now have abunch of XL shirts that are floppy and gay if i dont tuck them in

its unfortunate but im not going to ditch perfectly good shirts when i can just tuck them in and solve the problem


just my side of the story

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driving thru boston today a car was moving slow ahead of me in tight, busy traffic and i honked that shit and tailgated his ass to move the fuck forward. he was from quebec


maybe.....just maybe he is posting right now about this traumatic experience on a message board somewhere in the cosmos of the intraweb in a similiar "people i hate" thread


yesterday a woman in wheelchair cut me and another person ahead of me in the express aisle at the local supermarket, it was the sense of entitlement that pissed me off, like because im in a wheelchair i DESERVE the right to cut you, the woman ahead of her had like 20 something items.

discount supermarkets are the reason why a high proportion of poor people are fat, most of the shit they sell is junk. this is why i eat ramen, no way im turning into an amoeba with stumpy arms and legs, fuck that

I SLAM on the brakes to shitheads that do that.



Sounds more like she beat you there.....how exactly does a wheelchair person "cut it"?

Person on my current hate list:

The cunt that scratched the side of my car because he's a foreign fuck who can't read some simple road work signs/directions, so ended up going the wrong way down a dual carriage way, and scratched my car along the side at the back. Fucking dickhead!

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there was some distance between the person in front of me and the other person ahead of her. the reason for this is to allow others to pass the growing express line from the freezer aisle in the front of the store. the lady just occupied that space and me and the lady before me had to move again to accomadate the people passing thru. this is a common occurance with people who pretend that there isnt a line behind this space, so now you have two tail ends to one line

There's good social policy and bad social policy, and then there's just pointless fucking PC shit.

What a waste of time and energy. Too stupid to yell about further.

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you know those "new" jamaican sounding rappers or whatever they are, yeah, i hate those a whole lot more than the regular ones. i think one is sean paul or something? i wish i could punch him in the face and say "i hate you and your voice" then spit on him.

I always thought the midrift encouraged boners....guess I was wrong.

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