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Old 2006-03-11, 03:10
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Old 2006-03-11, 04:58
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people i hate (well really dislike)

Chicks who are bar whores.

Guys who are bars whore meat, and think they are THE shit... COME ON! Your white, your lame... GET USE TO IT!

next are those fags who think they have REALLY good bands, but they suck more fuck then 12 year old kids covering a slipknot song in their basement.

Indie rock fags, MY CHRIST! wear pants made for MEN.

My girl friend (well EX now) she thinks she can get me to come over to her place and think everything is OK, sorry babe, you fuck me over... THATS IT!

Black metal kids from the "south shore region", they try and make a new band every 3 weeks either grind, crust, thrash... ITS THE SAME SHIT AS THE BLACK METAL TRASH YOU TRIED TO PLAY BUT HAS A DIFFERENT MEMBER SCREAMING!

Morons here who think metal music is the only good guitar work out there... TWO FUCKING WORDS ASSHOLES "THE FUCKIN' BLUES".

people who live off drama. GET A LIFE.

Fuck, im done venting right now.
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Old 2006-03-11, 05:02
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Morons here who think metal music is the only good guitar work out there... TWO FUCKING WORDS ASSHOLES "THE FUCKIN' BLUES".


Fuckin Amen! Except that was 3 words
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Old 2006-03-11, 05:06
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my christ, the local kids are like "IF YOU LEARN A NECROPHAGIST SONG OYU ARE GOD!!!!" Fuck that! Sure its hard... so is ALOT of SRV's stuff. Hell, blues scarenceno can DESTROY alot of "shred" players in a second.
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Old 2006-03-11, 05:10
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Theres a difference in playing 'tricks' in impress and playing something that you feel. Thats the way i see it. Fast shit is fun, but nothing beats screaming the fuckin blues
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Old 2006-03-11, 06:01
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personally I prefer Necorphagist to the blues...


but Jazz Drumming is the shizz nizz.

Blues has a nasty tendancy to have boring drums.
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Old 2006-03-11, 07:37
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The blues don't really get me too excited. I can only take so much of pentatonic minor. Classical guitar is the way to go if you're looking for technical non-metal stuff.
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Old 2006-03-11, 17:28
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personally I prefer Necorphagist to the blues...


but Jazz Drumming is the shizz nizz.

Blues has a nasty tendancy to have boring drums.

despite sometimes that jazz can be somewhat boring at times, its definately a lot of fun to play and really hard. I just hate the way the "good jazz drummers" tell you how to play. "put this fill here, do this beat here, blah, blah, blah" Drumming is a fucken personalized skill if you ask me

oh yeah and i agree with you
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Old 2006-03-11, 19:15
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my christ, the local kids are like "IF YOU LEARN A NECROPHAGIST SONG OYU ARE GOD!!!!" Fuck that! Sure its hard... so is ALOT of SRV's stuff. Hell, blues scarenceno can DESTROY alot of "shred" players in a second.

some, but definately not all.




I HATE ASSHOLES WHO DON'T RACK THE WEIGHTS AFTER THEY'RE FUCKING DONE WITH THEIR SETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2006-03-11, 19:16
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I HATE ASSHOLES WHO DON'T RACK THE WEIGHTS AFTER THEY'RE FUCKING DONE WITH THEIR SETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha, then you`d hate to go to my gym, no barely ever does that at all over here.
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Old 2006-03-11, 19:58
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haha, then you`d hate to go to my gym, no barely ever does that at all over here.

MmmmmHmm. definately.

I also hate the fact that the rec center is closed for the duration of Spring Break.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2006-03-11, 20:09
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It's too bad they didn't make arrangements with a local gym for those that are staying behind. Is there a YMCA around there? It wouldn't be too expensive for a few days there. Or improvise. Go car tipping.
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Old 2006-03-11, 20:22
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Or improvise. Go car tipping.

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Old 2006-03-11, 21:07
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It's exactly as hard to do the blues well as it is to shred well. Possibly harder to shred well, because a lot of the people with the technical capacity to do so have no understanding of the other side of music.

No good jazz drummer will tell you that you're supposed to do anything at a specific time. The 'jazz drummers' you know suck. Every single one.

Cheat real gyms out of set time by going and pretending to be interested in membership. You can't do it over and over again, but you can do it once in a few places and be set for spring break, especially as you apparently don't lift every day.

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Old 2006-03-11, 22:39
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Old 2006-03-12, 01:35
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!!!!!!!!!!!

Cingular is fucking crap. Whether you disable text messages or not, you still get charged for receiving them!! Every couple of days I'm charged my $1 daily usage fee for some assfuck who messages me at like 4:49am! And it's probably cingular too. I called them up to complain, and they just took it up the ass and did nothing.


I'm going to start back up on my bodyweight exercises. Some time ago, I did 150 pushups, and 3 handstand pushups.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2006-03-12, 02:07
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I hate people who come over when you tell them you're busy. I hate people who don't try to understand that I enjoy solitude and insist that I'm "wasting time" and then become angry with me as if time with them is more precious than anything I could possibly be doing. I hate shredders that can't put their skill to use.

I hate people who "say" they want to fuck my ear, but don't.
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Old 2006-03-12, 02:53
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I hate all the people who actually believe that pussy tastes good. It sure as hell doesn't IMO. I also hate people who start fights without justifiable cause and then get angry when you one-up them. I also hate most wiggers I know.
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Old 2006-03-12, 04:20
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its an aquired taste......
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Old 2006-03-12, 14:56
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its an aquired taste......


True. Then again I'm sure the ladies would say the same thing about cock. But I won't go there.
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Old 2006-03-12, 23:58
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I can't stand people who hold back other people from accomplishing anything in life. Just because you're a lazy, fat, shit-faced loser, doesn't give you the right to keep people from achieving their potential.

Kids who refuse to grow up and realize that there is a life to prepare for and to live when it comes. These people weaken society's infrastructure and I think should be shipped to some deserted island far away from civilization where they can (hopefully) destroy themselves, so to speak.
 
Old 2006-03-13, 00:30
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Old 2006-03-13, 00:37
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Any rich fuck that doesnt know what its like to actually work for a living "the Paris Hilton type"
 
Old 2006-03-13, 00:49
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Any rich fuck that doesnt know what its like to actually work for a living "the Paris Hilton type"

I agree with you on that. Those people can't possibly understand the beauty of life beyond all the money and fame they "earned" for doing next to nothing. They don't know that true feeling of accomplishment, that pride for doing something, whether great or small.
 
Old 2006-03-13, 04:11
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Shitty bass players who have better rigs than me.

Bassists that play stictly root notes.

Over dramatic shitty musicians.

Grind(CORE).

FearFrost for getting back together with his girlfriend.

And drivers which don't yield at designated crosswalks..considering yesterday an 18 year old girl died when struck by a car in this scenerio...about a minute walk from my apartment.
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Old 2006-03-13, 18:38
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or people that dont follow the speed limit when its fucken raining outside...theres about a 75 degree turn a block away from my house and a month ago a kid comes barellin down at 80+ racing 3 other cars. he makes friends with a tree and the other cars split. he went (might still be) to the hospital for some good time.


i also hate narks. what is their satisfaction sticking their head in other peoples business just to fuckem over? not looking for an answer cause that would be impossible to find but honnestly fuck them
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Old 2006-03-13, 19:21
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I hate when guitarists try playing drums.
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Old 2006-03-13, 19:28
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i also hate narks. what is their satisfaction sticking their head in other peoples business just to fuckem over? not looking for an answer cause that would be impossible to find but honnestly fuck them

ever tried it? its fun as fuck ruining peoples shit. Especially if theyre doing something wrong anyways

But number one rule: fuck people over before they do the same to you. The satisfaction is knowing you cant be hurt, youve directed people to where you wanted them... its a control thing.
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Old 2006-03-13, 21:19
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ever tried it? its fun as fuck ruining peoples shit. Especially if theyre doing something wrong anyways

But number one rule: fuck people over before they do the same to you. The satisfaction is knowing you cant be hurt, youve directed people to where you wanted them... its a control thing.


You're a fucking douche bag
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Old 2006-03-13, 21:21
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Old 2006-03-13, 21:24
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I hate when guitarists try playing drums.

yeah, fucking annoying!
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Old 2006-03-13, 21:29
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FUCK TOM HANKS


I know someone who would like to. She's nuts about him. No, it's not me.
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Old 2006-03-13, 21:36
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If she straps it on, that's cool by me. Otherwise she should leave him alone.

We'd be better off without him. At least he sticks to trash and doesn't fuck with some potentially quality projects like some big actors want to do when they realize they've spent their artistic careers as hacks and want to do something worthwhile before they're remembered as the Bulwer-Lyttons and Salieris of their time. Unfortunately training the rest of your career to do something else makes that impossible, so we just get a lot of rubbish with pseudo-intellectual aspirations that make me want to burn celluloid.
 
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yeah, fucking annoying!

Yeah, let me re-word that to I hate when Sam plays drums.
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hey ive cut back


another celebrity

FUCK WILLIAM H. MACY
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Old 2006-03-14, 00:01
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I didn't think anyone could even dislike Tom Hanks. He is a great actor, and unlike many other actors of his caliber, it doesn't seem like he has achieved any level of pompousness that that some of them have. Have a reason other that he i5z th3 gahy3z!!11
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Old 2006-03-14, 00:44
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I didn't think anyone could even dislike Tom Hanks. He is a great actor, and unlike many other actors of his caliber, it doesn't seem like he has achieved any level of pompousness that that some of them have.

the terminal sucked ass. i hate the way he did that charactor. that would be my reason

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Old 2006-03-14, 00:55
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the terminal sucked ass. i hate the way he did that charactor. that would be my reason

That seems a bit petty; hating someone because you were not fan of one of his parts.
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Old 2006-03-14, 01:13
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Old 2006-03-14, 01:17
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That seems a bit petty; hating someone because you were not fan of one of his parts.

well, i never said i hated him. i replied after you said "dislike him". even if i did say that, i dont think there is anything wrong with changing your taste on an actor when they make a movie you seriously dislike, ive seen it happen with lots of people. it just sort of puts a bad taste in your mouth, sorry, some peoples mouths. i dont even dislike him that much because i did like forest gump heh
 
Old 2006-03-14, 02:30
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I gave a reason for hating Hanks: he's a hack who does damage to your imagination. He was pretty much designed to peak early, and didn't even attempt to fight it. He peaked before he started his 'great dramatic' roles and hasn't grown as an actor throughout them, despite belief to the contrary. Just slides into the same thing each time with superficial difference portrayed in twelve-foot neon letters so you can pretend that it's really not something extremely limited, mediocre, and old.

Macy, on the other hand, deserves a great deal of respect, and if you really hate him like Hank you probably hate Hank for the wrong reasons.
 
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I used to hate Brad Pitt. Then I saw Fight Club.

And another funny comment, I was talking to this girl and we got on the topic of movies and she brought up Johnny Depp. So I ask "What did you think of Edward Scissorhands?"

I've seen cows give more intelligent stares.
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Old 2006-03-14, 02:48
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I used to hate Brad Pitt. Then I saw Fight Club.

thank god you came around..you should watch true romance too..hes a stoner that just sits in a house all day and has no clue as to whats goin on...unless you have
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I'll check it out. I still hate his action movies though.
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Old 2006-03-14, 02:53
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Get on Brad Pitt's dick in the movie thread. This thread's for hate.

Pitt does rule, though. Very few work as hard as him to keep from getting sucked into the bullshit Hollywood star system. He doesn't seem like it, but he's always pushing. Or usually at least. But, again, movie thread.

I also am extremely annoyed by people who don't know Depp beyond Pirates of the Carribean. Fucking shallow cunts. In general, people who claim to love such-and-such and haven't taken the time to get to know it well are scum and should be ignored.
 
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That's not generalizing; that's being vague. Anybody who won't take the time to learn more than the most obvious things about something he claims to love or otherwise be passionate about is shallow, lazy, lying, lacking in personality, or all of the above. If you want to claim to have some passion about something, have it; if you don't have that passion, shut up.

A generalization would be more along the lines of saying that, because the loudest section of Depp fans these past few years are screaming teenage girls with the depth of Everest's peak who've never seen Edward Scissorhands, let alone Ed Wood or Dead Man, that all Depp fans must be vapid cunts who've been giving road head to get rides home since junior high, and that Depp probably sucks ass and balls, too.

Hopefully the distinction's clear.
 
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actually, fuck the movie scene in general. last thing i went to see was star wars, and before that it was proably anchorman


all movies suck now, and the amount of money thats just floating around in hollywood is obscene. talk about a misuse of funds, its almost as bad as national sports
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What a dumb thing to say. A lot of movies suck. A small but significant portion are good. Like any other scene in the world. If you only go watch crap it's all going to look crappy.
 
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thats not a dumb thing at all to say. the good movies that do come out (i cant think of anything worth going to see in the theaters, maybe capote if thats still out) usually get ignored by the public anyways. even the ones that have the capacity to change how people live -supersize me, farenheit 911- are more for entertainment than fact. so essentially there are hundreds of millions of dollars flying into and out of the same peoples pockets for creating movies that are just 2 hour time killers. the ones you deem "good" may be (what do you call a "good" movie that came out in the last 5 years?honest question), but that doesnt make up for the thousands of ""hope floats" and "failure to launch" that get put out, supported and earn money from the general public. its a colossal waste of time
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It's finals week and mine is front-ended. I'll get sleep tonight, but until then I'm chained to the comp.

Believe me, I'm angrier about the way Hollywood works than you are, but there are way more good movies coming out than you seem to think. In the past year alone the following great (not just good) movies that I can think of right now came out: 2046, The New World, and Cache. Sure, two of these are foreign, but the American one is best. And tons of good movies came out: Match Point, Munich, The Girl From Monday, Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story, Manderlay, A History of Violence, The Aristocrats, Good Night, and Good Luck, Where the Truth Lies (weak for Egoyan but otherwise strong), 3-Iron, Saraband, Broken Flowers, Corpse Bride, The Constant Gardener, and Capote were all varying degrees of good. The movies you list are shitty, and a list of shitty movies would be a lot longer than the one I just made, but like I said, there's a lot of good stuff that gets through if you look for it. If you only look for shitty blockbusters, well, yeah, you'll see a lot of crap. Just like if you think of metal as Disturbed and Slipknot it's not going to sound very good. Money flows to crap and trickles down to the worthwhile artists.
 
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Wow, I know zero of those movies pst. (well, not corpse bride, and I still haven't seen it)

I think I'll stick to the Simpsons seasons 1 to 11--right before season birdshit (12).
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I have to agree with MTM and Tranny. I think crazy amounts of money are put into entertainment and sports. Granted some goes from there back into the communities and charities, but what percentage? (Not really interested in that. It was rhetorical.)
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It's finals week and mine is front-ended. I'll get sleep tonight, but until then I'm chained to the comp.

Believe me, I'm angrier about the way Hollywood works than you are, but there are way more good movies coming out than you seem to think. In the past year alone the following great (not just good) movies that I can think of right now came out: 2046, The New World, and Cache. Sure, two of these are foreign, but the American one is best. And tons of good movies came out: Match Point, Munich, The Girl From Monday, Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story, Manderlay, A History of Violence, The Aristocrats, Good Night, and Good Luck, Where the Truth Lies (weak for Egoyan but otherwise strong), 3-Iron, Saraband, Broken Flowers, Corpse Bride, The Constant Gardener, and Capote were all varying degrees of good. The movies you list are shitty, and a list of shitty movies would be a lot longer than the one I just made, but like I said, there's a lot of good stuff that gets through if you look for it. If you only look for shitty blockbusters, well, yeah, you'll see a lot of crap. Just like if you think of metal as Disturbed and Slipknot it's not going to sound very good. Money flows to crap and trickles down to the worthwhile artists.


we're basically in agreement then, it's just whether or not the few decent movies rationalize the existance of a place that pumps out more than its fair share of shitty movies
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Nobody disagrees that too much money is put into sports and movies (and, for that matter, too much money is put into big businesses when smaller ones are more efficient and innovative, into the music industry, into TV, into Bob Jones University, into political campaigns, into Pat Robertson's media empire, into Benny Hinn's private luxury fund (aka the Penetecostal Church), into the publishing industry, into unrigorous 'scientific' testing of all sorts, into the Cultural Studies Division of any university, etc). My point is that a great movie, like a great novel, record, poem, or painting, can change your life, and under this shitty system that assesses profit and loss but never value, the price we pay for life-changing art is that gigantic overhead. And, because we're apparently dumb as shit, we give way too much money, interest, and importance to actors. I wouldn't mind seeing that changed. I wouldn't mind seeing the whole system changed. But it does occasionally produce something great and it's your own fault if you miss it.

How can you not have heard of Munich? It's a fucking Spielberg movie.

Oh, I will not similarly defend the sports industry.
 
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most charities for americans are scams anyway. a good example is the salvation army, it exists by virtue of taxes write offs and still collects 75% of the people they shelters income. they sell used clothing and spare change, on top of that

soup kitchens are worst scam possible, all tax deductible labor,food,electricity etc. where churches set up the most low cost kitchen possible, fuck with thier books and keep the extra $$$, very few actually produce edible food. i know this because i go time to time to soup kitchens, have been for years

most charities are all about scamming taxes. this may sound cynical because i am not familiar with every organization, its just the ones ive dealt with or known people who have

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I have to agree with MTM and Tranny. I think crazy amounts of money are put into entertainment and sports. Granted some goes from there back into the communities and charities, but what percentage? (Not really interested in that. It was rhetorical.)


Actually sports does a lot for a community. There are a lot of towns and businesses within those towns that thrive off the sporting events that take place there. Sporting events bring people, people bring money, business needs money. See what I'm getting at? Even at the high school level, schools with good sports programs bring in more money to the school, more money in the school means greater funding for education, and so on. So to say that sports do not give back to the community is a very bad assumption.
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most charities for americans are scams anyway. a good example is the salvation army, it exists by virtue of taxes write offs and still collects 75% of the people they shelters income. they sell used clothing and spare change, on top of that

soup kitchens are worst scam possible, all tax deductible labor,food,electricity etc. where churches set up the most low cost kitchen possible, fuck with thier books and keep the extra $$$, very few actually produce edible food. i know this because i go time to time to soup kitchens, have been for years

most charities are all about scamming taxes. this may sound cynical because i am not familiar with every organization, its just the ones ive dealt with or known people who have

food not bombs

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Charities and churches in the UK are unable to make a profit due to them being exempt from corporation tax. The reason that low-grade products are utilised by charities is so that they can spread their limited resources to a larger catchment population of people who need them. Sure, there are a minority of directors who'll cream 90% of donations as wages, but each charity has to publish the percentage of donations it receives that go to the needy (I believe it is disclosed in the notes to the financial statements) so it is very difficult to get away with it in practise.
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Actually sports does a lot for a community. There are a lot of towns and businesses within those towns that thrive off the sporting events that take place there. Sporting events bring people, people bring money, business needs money. See what I'm getting at? Even at the high school level, schools with good sports programs bring in more money to the school, more money in the school means greater funding for education, and so on. So to say that sports do not give back to the community is a very bad assumption.

I know that somne goes back into communities, but compared to the wages they make that's what I was questioning.
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Charities and churches in the UK are unable to make a profit due to them being exempt from corporation tax. The reason that low-grade products are utilised by charities is so that they can spread their limited resources to a larger catchment population of people who need them. Sure, there are a minority of directors who'll cream 90% of donations as wages, but each charity has to publish the percentage of donations it receives that go to the needy (I believe it is disclosed in the notes to the financial statements) so it is very difficult to get away with it in practise.



i go with a friend here in providence sometimes. there are a few bigger churches that do high volume service and actually serve real food, have staff and kitchens that can deal with crowds.my question is if its all a tax write off, paid for by the government, then why serve shit thats barely edible, some places seem to have shortages of food and stuff and are understaffed. alot of places are like this. im not expecting crem de la endangered species with the finests imported wine,and second helpings, mind you. its just seems they have to be bilking it. i dont mean to make it out like the evander holyfield or the sammy sosa foundation where thier family members were buying sportscars and high end shit with donated money and the tax return. they probably pay other bills and wages with the money and keep afloat, this is my suspicion and ive heard it from other people many times. i have no proof, so this is my opinion. it could be off the wall conspiracy,here. i just have the hunch that they are getting alittle more than what legal out of it.

i also worked briefly with a organization called vietnow, telemarketing for donations for vietnam vets, we'd sell trash bags and lightbulbs for a ridiculous price and only like 5 percent actually went to the vets bills. people would laugh at me on the phone. the people who ran the place told me the rest of the expenses went to the bills, we got paid on commition only, which was like 6-8 buck a sale<my memory is a little fuzzy>none was making sales, it reeked of a scam. since than ive been skeptical of any charity, from sally struthers to the bill gates foundation
 
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i go with a friend here in providence sometimes. there are a few bigger churches that do high volume service and actually serve real food, have staff and kitchens that can deal with crowds.my question is if its all a tax write off, paid for by the government, then why serve shit thats barely edible, some places seem to have shortages of food and stuff and are understaffed. alot of places are like this. im not expecting crem de la endangered species with the finests imported wine,and second helpings, mind you. its just seems they have to be bilking it. i dont mean to make it out like the evander holyfield or the sammy sosa foundation where thier family members were buying sportscars and high end shit with donated money and the tax return. they probably pay other bills and wages with the money and keep afloat, this is my suspicion and ive heard it from other people many times. i have no proof, so this is my opinion. it could be off the wall conspiracy,here. i just have the hunch that they are getting alittle more than what legal out of it.


It's not really a tax write off - charities have to spend all of the donations they receive in any particular accounting period. They cannot make nor carry a profit forward into the next accounting period. However, what you describe sounds like an example of a charity were the directors scrimp on charitable donations in return for larger salaries. There's nothing "wrong" with this - unless they are seriously taking the piss - but it wouldn't sit well with me if I were their accountant.

I would advise people to check that the charity has a registration number and also a decent "giving percentage" (as described earlier) before donating to a charity (I'm sure they're easily located with google, or try contacting local charity watchdogs) and inparticular when giving to a small charity.

It's probably worth remembering that the directors and senior management of large charities are normally not the owners of the charity and have to be paid large salaries in order to entice them out of industry. Good directors aren't cheap and I'm sure even with the large salaries they get from the charity, they can still earn a lot more in industry.

Even with all this, I do agree with you that people who start charities to make personal gains are the execrable scrota of society.
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I hope these medieval conservative mattress-stains die horribly.
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This was another little feather in my "yay for science" cap. I knew this vaccine was being developed. I had NO IDEA anyone could possibly object to it.

I hope these medieval conservative mattress-stains die horribly.


Oh, here's a real gem: "Pre-marital sex is dangerous, even deadly. Let’s not encourage it by vaccinating ten-year-olds so they think they’re safe"

No, better idea, let's let them die because of it. Brilliant. Fucking brilliant.

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Old 2006-03-20, 02:37
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Old 2006-03-20, 02:38
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so the difference between H2O and H2O18 makes me less dehydrated...ok...ok...i see where theyre going with this...
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Old 2006-03-20, 03:14
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Old 2006-03-20, 04:47
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"But after a handful of Callaway Christian Church members complained about scenes in the fall musical ``Grease'' that showed teens smoking, drinking and kissing, Superintendent Mark Enderle told DeVore to find a more family-friendly substitute."

I don't know if I find that funny or if it makes me extremely pissed off. Kissing? Life is not created by a fucking Stork.

My family and relatives are pissed off at me for denouncing religion, they should be fucking applauding my judgements!
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Old 2006-03-20, 22:21
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Old 2006-03-20, 23:10
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God Damn Fucking Christ In Hell.

This was another little feather in my "yay for science" cap. I knew this vaccine was being developed. I had NO IDEA anyone could possibly object to it.

I hope these medieval conservative mattress-stains die horribly.

So...instead of potentially saving lives...

My god. I never knew the stupidity of the white house went this low.
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Old 2006-03-20, 23:54
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I saw a video once of two girls being hung by their tits from the ceiling on one of the girls tits one of the ropes snapped and they had to quickly lower her down. That was pretty funny.

that kind of goes with on the same page as those guys who cut, burn, pretty much destroy their dicks. my friend said he saw some fuckin videos like that. one guy put his dick between two bolted plates of plexi-glass (or something similar) and he tightened flat, untill his dick was completely squished. im sure it was amputated after that. oh and i also HATE chicks who cut of guys dicks. i really hope there is a special corner for them in a torture chamber before they die.
 
Old 2006-03-21, 02:34
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whats wrong with a bit of extreme BDSM?

if pain=pleasure for you, then why shouldn't you do it if it feels good?
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Old 2006-03-21, 02:45
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I hate each and every one of you, and everyone else as well, until my kettlebell arrives.

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Old 2006-03-21, 02:59
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whats wrong with a bit of extreme BDSM?

if pain=pleasure for you, then why shouldn't you do it if it feels good?

for one thing, that guy can never fuck again. and there is no way im going to believe someone that says cutting/squashing their dick off feels better than getting it sucked. it just doesnt add up: ten minutes of "pain" , or a lifetime of sex. whether its occasional or not, it still adds up to a hell of a lot more than ten minutes. i so i repeat, i hate guys who mutilate their dicks to the point of amputation.
 
Old 2006-03-21, 04:40
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There are people who find as little pleasure in sex as you would in having your dick destroyed. Pain and pleasure centers are right next to each other and pain is in general an extreme of the sensation of touching; that some people are wired differently doesn't make them worth being hated, unless they do something that harms other people. What some dude does with his dick really shouldn't concern you unless you're that dude or otherwise have some stake in his penis. Trust me, you don't want to start a precedent of people having a say in what other people do with their own genitals; it always ends badly.

On the other hand, girls who cut off guys' dicks are cunts. In most cases.
 
Old 2006-03-21, 04:56
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I gave a reason for hating Hanks: he's a hack who does damage to your imagination. He was pretty much designed to peak early, and didn't even attempt to fight it. He peaked before he started his 'great dramatic' roles and hasn't grown as an actor throughout them, despite belief to the contrary. Just slides into the same thing each time with superficial difference portrayed in twelve-foot neon letters so you can pretend that it's really not something extremely limited, mediocre, and old.

so you can hate tom hanks because you disagree with his acting career choices, but you actually have something to say when i say i hate guys who mutilate their dicks. lay off my fucking back.
 
Old 2006-03-21, 04:57
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Old 2006-03-21, 05:03
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I hate lebs that rape quality Aussie women.



I just hate lebs. They all act like a bunch of greeseballs around here..them and their cheap Lebaneese gold.

I hate people that violently rob other people.(Especially stupid shit like their cell phone, shirt, hat, shoes)
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Old 2006-03-21, 05:06
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I don't hate Tom Hanks, I think he can go fuck himself. But he does damage to the imagination of a nation, whereas those people do damage to a strip of their own flesh. It's hardly comparable and you're pretending it is because you're touchy won't make it so. Nobody's on your damn back. Develop some thicker skin while on the internet. I'm sick of having to do this damn go-round with you every time you take disagreement online personally.

I needed that cell phone, shirt, hat, and those shoes for personal reasons.
 
Old 2006-03-21, 05:23
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I'd be pissed if my Dick hurt his! This was a big issue awhile ago between the Tazmanian and me.
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Old 2006-03-21, 05:28
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Eh, damn, I did go and say 'I have a reason for hating Hanks' after specifically avoiding claiming to hate him in my first post on the subject. I don't hate Tom Hanks. But I do think we'd be much better off without him, and others like him, because he contributes to the decay of American - and worldwide - intelligence and imagination by torpedoing every movie he's in by the sheer financial demand of his presence, and by his inability to be anything but a shallow mimic. Not because of his choice of movies; that was actually timedragon who gave choice of roles as a reason for hating Hanks. Interesting.

Anyway, reading that it does sound like I hate him, so maybe I do. Just not so specifically and passionately as somebody who doesn't like The Terminal.

And nobody's dick hurt anybody, you Dyldo.
 
Old 2006-03-21, 06:03
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I'm sick of having to do this damn go-round with you every time you take disagreement online personally.

you dont "have to", you choose to. dont even try arguing with that.
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those people do damage to a strip of their own flesh. It's hardly comparable and you're pretending it is because you're touchy won't make it so. Nobody's on your damn back.

considering the way you react to some of the threads, posts and situations around here, i dont think you are in any position to call me "touchy". and how does my previous post appear so "personal" that you must tell me to thicken my skin. also, what the fuck is it to you if i hate people who mutilate their dicks... i hate them, get over it.
 
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I Hate 'lads' the Sydney Epidemic (Im sure maybe FBS, Infinity, etc. might know who im talking about)

Basically its the new breed of 'GanKsT@' but even stupider. Most of them are white trash, high school drop outs that smoke pot all day. Their conforming is stupid: The average lad wear a Nauticashirt; a Polo hat; black / blue sports shorts; and Nike TN's.

They go around vandalising, graffitiing (Taggin' bra) and general loitering; rather anti social to society in general.

Basically Fuck Ups that hang around in groups; do large quantities of pot; vandalise; and bash up people. They hate skaters. They are up themselves. They are everywhere.

Fucking 'lads' stupidest conformity I have ever heard of.

I have attached pictures to show you the stupidity. View in dismay.
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Old 2006-03-21, 07:04
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I Hate 'lads' the Sydney Epidemic (Im sure maybe FBS, Infinity, etc. might know who im talking about)


Kind of hard to miss.

There is one single solitary consolation: Chavs are worse, and Lee Hotti is worse still.
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Old 2006-03-21, 07:17
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I disagree, but maybe because I am submerged in this bulshit lad stuff due to me living in the Inner West :S
 
Old 2006-03-21, 07:24
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Old 2006-03-21, 08:20
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I'm impersonally annoyed by most people here. I don't say anything to indicate that I find what's said offensive, just irritating. I don't tell anybody, for example, to 'get off my back,' and I don't go on long whine-binges when somebody says they don't like keyboards. I do get annoyed fairly quickly, but, as I've said hundreds of times on this site, there's nothing but abstract irritation in my posts. I take nothing here personally and, if I want to go off less, would have to lower my standards rather than thicken my skin. I'm not willing to do that even for the internet, so it's a moot point.

I do choose to, that's correct. But I'm put in the position where a fairly mellow response to you - and don't try to argue that my first post on this matter is anything but dispassionate, up until I call girls who cut off a guy's dick 'cunts' - results in an angry, whiney rant as though disagreement with you required you to respond as personally attacked for reasons beyond my own choice. Saying 'I don't like keyboards' ends up in a pages long rant about musical tolerance. Saying 'there's nothing more pointless than caring about the kind of harm somebody does to himself if it doesn't affect anybody else' makes you respond as though I was insulting and picking on you. It's annoying and I'd like it to stop. And the way it stops is that you learn to deal with people like an adult.

Finally, it's nothing to me if you hate them. I just think it's a waste of your energy to give a damn about it, and said so. My main issue, if you'd noticed, is that I don't think anybody should have or want any say whatsoever in what somebody else does with his dick unless what he does hurts somebody else. I didn't say 'don't hate guys who mutilate their dicks,' I gave an argument for why you shouldn't, to which you responded by whining, which led us here. Follow? If not, I'll have somebody draw you a diagram.
 
Old 2006-03-21, 12:36
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I hear ya on that one. The quality of most conversations around here has gone to shit over the years...
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