from the looks of it he's not even straight with himself.

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oh my that is great!!!

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"The former fans said that they were also considering a class-action lawsuit for damages."


LMAO...Buyer beware.

I'm waiting for the moment George Clooney declares he is gay.

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ahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you have to be kidding me

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FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!

I HATE MILITANT VEGETARIANS.

California says you may not make shoes out of endangered species OR KANGAROOS???? Dickless American crybabies.

"The number of kangaroos is dropping, and the animals are being killed with extreme cruelty."

KANGAROOS ARE A PEST, you limpid fucks! There are so many kangaroos in this goddamn country that the official herd numbers are only wild-arsed guesses. 'Their numbers are dropping' is bullshit statistical scaremongering and has more to do with the droughts than their EVILZ SLAUGHTERZ!!1

Hunters shoot the kangaroos at night, when it is difficult to distinguish which are protected by Australian law, according to VIVA.

This would be a good argument, except there are about 400 billion red and grey kangaroos and about two dozen of everything else.

If there are baby "joeys" in dead mothers' pouches, hunters are allowed to decapitate them or bludgeon them to death, Ornalas said.

Right. What would they prefer, lethal injection? Letting them slowly starve in their rotting mother's chest cavity? Emotive crap.

"Kangaroos are wildlife, not shoes," she said. "Adidas needs to get in step with the times and use synthetic materials for all their shoes."

Fuck you very much, hippy. Kangaroo leather is awesome - comfortable, cheap, plentiful. It's not any different to cow leather or rabbit fur because it comes off a funny-looking animal.

In conclusion, animal rights wankers should be shot by someone called Wazza out of the back of a ute and have their children crowbar'd to death on a crisp Central Australian morning.

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FBS....

Do they make good Steaks?

Fire up the grill Joey.

*ahem*. Do me a favour, have yourself made into a statue and send it to me.

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Depends if you like game meat. Kangaroo is stronger and darker than steak, but not as rich as boar or pheasant. It's also very, very lean. Something of an acquired taste, I think. Strangely, all the English people I've ever fed it to have liked it... and they're usually the people who whine on about how we shouldn't kill the little fuckers.

(Also, it's been scientifically proven on the internet that your kangaroo tastes better if you hum the Skippy song when searing it.)



How about this?

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its unintentional, PST

my personality doesnt convey well in text


how about people that make out in the middle of the goddamn hallway and block the path. like its not hard enough to get to class when there are 100 overweight teenagers milling around

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One thing I hate, which is the most obvious thing a person living in England could ever hate, is chavs. Especially when you've got to go a University convention, and when you arrive 90% of the floor is filled with those cunts, and when you grab a bite to eat they amass in large groups to "freestyle".

question: what's a "chav"?

i hate it when your given soooo much time to do a simple writing assignment (i have untill next friday to write 2 pages) and currently here in class, wrote a proposal (that "should take all class today and tommorrow" ) in 10 minutes...basicly the entire pace of the class is based off the ones who talk for about half the period and im sitting here listeing to katakalysm

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a chav is what the UKers call "wiggers" only chavs are more white trash than that


slang, man!

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advertisement for human cloning?

haha

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This sums it up perfectly

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thats nothin compared to here...those are your wiggers?

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I somehow doubt it's unintentional. Too much internet bullshit, too much internet posturing, too much shit that works perfectly in text but is impossible to pull off in life.

And before you compare chavs to our wiggers, remember that the English are a lot more belligerent than we are, and hence the chavs are worse than they appear to be in pictures. They've got all of the desire to rule the world and all those brutal instincts, and only themselves to take it out on. It's sad, really, and all those crooked-toothed bastards should be pitied.

Really? I would have guessed otherwise.

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Like I said, they've got a dead empire's worth of destructive energy with a total lack of direction and nobody to target it at but one another. Plus premium lagers and early closing hours for pubs.

ive seen video of those chav people, they should be deported here in the US and forced to live in our gang filled cities, neighborhoods like the one i live in. they should experience firsthand the culture in which they imitate.

those chav guys and the lee hotti wannabe metrosexual mob kids, all should be sent to an island and forced to live like lord of the flies, then bomb that island

i could see it

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i'll need a picture of this, because i simply can't imagine what do they look like.

seems like youre saying i act like a tough guy on the net, which is pretty stupid because i go out of my way to be nice to most people on here. which is actually how i am in real life too, too often letting shit slide

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Let's assume that I know the word 'tough' and chose not to use it. You do nothing like go out of your way to be nice to people on here; there are maybe two members here who actually do that, and you're not one of them. If that's how you see yourself, no wonder you think there's little discontinuity between your real life and online personas.

more biting my tongue than being nice, lets put it that way then. abscence of constant dogging and harassment can be considered nice, cant it?

behold!





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being honest and sincere, even if that means leaving someone hurt, is the best way to be "nice". atleast it's how i see it.

You're talking about two different things right now.

sure, but then there's also letting people save face over shit that doesnt matter anyways

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me or Transient?

that's always the problem. shit that doesn't matter to you and me may be the most important thing to others.

i'll be honest, the way i post on this forum it's not the way i talk in "real life", so to speak. mainly because english is not my native language, i often try to use the most correct and updated english possible to convey my ideas.

if i posted like i talk, man, there would be two "motherfuckers" for every "piece of shit".

in some aspect or other, not everyone on an internet forum is the exact replica of his "real life" counterpart.

i hope i managed show my point.

Did I already post this?

Another idiot trying to 'commune with the animals'. She's lucky to be alive. I bet she eats steak now, the hippy.



Does that still apply if you're a grumpy misanthropic elitist cunt?

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yes?

'You' was plural.

Who's a grumpy misanthropic elitist cunt? You are! Yes you are! Yes you are!

On the topic of wiggers...what about the gangsta hoe counter part.(this pic is exaggerated with the hats)


http://www.primaryothers.com/pics/t...t%20gangsta.jpg

I fucking hate girls like these...and they always seem to hang out with a fat/ugly one..perhaps to further their image.

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That just reminded me. I hate fat people. I used to be pretty damn fat, and I'm not anymore. If I can do it they can do it. Fuck those fat assholes.

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isnt it sad though, so many people are like this, its a terrible world these days.

Word Negro....although I was never fat....I just think they're funny.

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THERE IS NO RIGHTEOUS FURY LIKE THAT OF AN EX-FATASS

I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY WITH YOU

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I used to be big fat fuck now my friends pay me out about being anorexic I am really thin.

They go:

Hey Milo this is you "OMG There is a crumb in my mouth [VOMIT!] On no now there is vomit in my mouth get some water to wash it out! Oh fuck now there is water in my mought its too fattening [VOMIT!]"

Yah, it truly is bad when the mainstream way to act is dumb yourself down and act like a stupid moron. Good ole rap media.

Overweight people don't mind me, unless there are HUGELY OBESE..I mean, how could you let yourself go like that?

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fast-food, unwillingness to move or do any type of exercise, lack of social interaction.

i don't if there's a study showing this but there must be some relation between high-speed internet and fatness.

I dunno, cuz a lot of the fucking HUGE people have disorders or shit, once you get into the fucking heavyweights that can't leave their house and shit like that... I don't have a problem with the people that are fat that can't do anything about it, as long as I don't have to look at them very much. It's the people that Ten Ton Alien is talking about that are the types that really grind my gears.

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haha you hate girls like that??!? my girlfreind (ex now) turned into that shit...went from metal to gangst3r in about a week...

well i hate them more

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hahaha

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I play drums:


I am either going to be a 200 pound Tank, or a Scrawny little Runt.


I cannot be either! luckily I got the good end!!!

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Some of you were into the subject of general idiocy earlier. I have this quite wonderful example, from work, as it were. See, my boss has an ATV terrain MC that I use regurarly as means of transportation into whatever piece of forest he happens to want a little less of. And behold, ain't it wonderful, along with the veichle comes an assortment of warning labels that I often contemplate when having my lunch or afternoon tea. There are a whole bunch of them, but they can be loosely categorised; and for your amusement and general despair regarding the whole of our species, I will here present one from each categorie:

Never use this ATV without proper instruction and training.
- Allright, I can see the point.

Using fourwheeldrive, operating any braking control will cause braking at both the front and rear wheels. Refer to the owner's manual for more information.
- No way. But anyhow, maybe it is worth pointing out.

Never operate this veichle after drinking alcohol, taking medicines or using drugs.
- Insert comment if wished. I really don't think it necessary.

Never carry a passenger, since it can affect steering and cause a loss of control, resulting in severe injury or death.
- ...

Take care when changing between different types of terrain. ATV's handling differ between different types of terrain, such as grass, dirt or gravel.
- Anyone feel like punching someone?

But finally, here comes the pearl of the collection. I think about this one a lot when eating my sandwiches and drinking my tea. This one just... has it:

Avoid driving on public roads, since a collision can occur with another veichle.

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oh...i always thought an atv can just drive over traffic phew...thank god you metioned something!!

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that ic FUCKING GOLD!!!

seriously there is spit on my screen from me bursting out laughing so hard!!!

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Mmmm the good ol' Stella awards strike again.

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Wow. Really? PEOPLE on a PUBLIC ROAD?

Someone write to the Governor.

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They have idiotic warnings like that, often illustrated with safety man drawings, on virtually every piece of heavy machinery I've ever encountered. Really basic stuff that anybody should be able to figure out on his own, like 'Do not place any body part in front of the giant whirling gear that is used to turn trees into wood chips,' with a figure accompanying it to illustrate why this would be dangerous, in this case the safety man figure being torn apart by giant mechanical teeth. Fun stuff, and really shows the respect the manufacturers have for the intelligence of the people they expect to be operating this giant, life-threatening machine. Unfortunately they're pretty accurate in their assessment.

FARGO!!!

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I'm talking about something a little bigger, but yeah, same principle.

I hate people who beleive Tupac, Biggie, and Elvis are living at an island off Australia.

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Is that in addition to babies?

Nah, Elvis is in Youngstown, Ohio. Don't you watch Married With Children?

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I can assure that they don't live here

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Maybe they live in Gore?

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Oh he's there somewhere...here are some references on how stupid some people are.
http://members.aol.com/subseven/tupac.html

"Tupac officially died at 4:03 PM. 4+3 = 7 Also he "died" at an age of 25 years. 2+5 = 7 It seems as if seven is Tupac's number."


"In Tupac's song "Ambitionz az a Ridah" on the album All Eyes On Me, he says "Blast me but they didn't finish, didn't diminish my powers so now I'm back to be a muthaf*ckin' menace, they cowards thats why they tried to set me up, had b*tch *ss n*ggas on my team so indeed they wet me up, BUT I'M BACK REINCARNATED." This implies that Tupac is reincarnated as Makaveli."

"In Tupac's song "Made Niggaz" from the Supercop Soundtrack, he says "F*ck 'em all who don't understand my plot to get richer... Outlaw to the grave, a muthaf*ckin' made nigga I got a plan to get richer. Take my picture." Once again he mentions his "plan" to get rich."

"In the video "Heaven Gotta Ghetto", the license plate of the car that he gets in with the older man reads "61671". Another obvious occurance of the number seven and the sum of seven (6+1)."



http://www.rockmine.music.co.uk/Arc...sy/TupacAut.JPG

Ok....look at his zip code...9-8=1...1+6=7 therefore Tupac is alive.

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hahah I love those bullshit theories and contrived nonsense, how can you hate it? Its so funny and retarded it cannot be hated. Bless em. Do they really think that, even if it was all linked, Tupac had the intelligence to be able to rig it all together and leave such clues?

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Yes.

I actually like some Tupac songs, because it brings me to a time when I hung around with the "hard looks" crew. However, Tupac was such a fucking hypocite.

http://www.jsrdirect.com/images/hyp117c.jpg
http://www.jsrdirect.com/images/hyp117b.jpg

It is beleived he died in this shirt, size small.

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come on lets be serious here.


No one lives in gore...

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What lives in Gore is not people.

Through years of selective breeding between family members, Gorians have evolved.

I never noticed, Gore is actually a pretty grim place name

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where the hell is gore?

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Oklahoma.

Hell is in Michigan, but I'd rather live in Intercourse or Climax, Pennsylvania. Those Pennsylvania Dutch people are so comical.

I have to agree with BassB'. Tupac wasn't dumb at all. He might have done some stupid crap to get dead, but he wasn't stupid.

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Cunt-punching Buddah!

They added this most appalling blog to the local paper's website.

Turgid 'Sex And The City' bullshit - "Is sex OK after the first date?". Ugh. Such WANK! Always interviewing narcissist yuppie cunts. Spewing stupidity. I hope the woman who writes it has her vagina sewn shut with baling twine.

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man, i hate blogs. i know many disagree with me but i see no point for them to exist.

those servers were blogs are stored could be much better used for pages with useful information, knowledge and free porno.

I said he wasn't dumb?

Well no, I don't think he was either..and I mean..by todays standard rapper...he was bascially Jesus.

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are you sure, im pretty sure its right here in hellinois

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wiggers

haha yeah we covered that already

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WHY DO PEOPLE TAKE U2 SO SERIOUSLY?

They are not a good band. They are not even a bad band. They are a bunch of overgrown schoolboys who play shallow, flavourless drivel and act pious at charity events.

So why do they have these disgusting panties-wetting fans?

Anyway, they cancelled their tour for a while. And made people unhappy.

Good.

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True true...and The Edge has like 2 riffs....
The band has no chops.
fucking limey bastards.

i saw a U2 video once, or was that Creed
meh, both are trendy, crappy ass bands playing crappy ass rock.

Creed is one bad band. I hate Scot Stapp.

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Scott Stapp is a fucking perp

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Limeys are English, you grek. These people are potato niggers.

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It's all the same from over here.

How fortunate, then, that you are not 'over there'.

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i fucken hate hooters. probabaly the most tacky resturant (duhyeah!! thats what their going for i know so fuck you), terrible wings (the "reason" why people go), and copper bronzed chicks with fake tits. How pathetic they really are though, im 17 years old, i was leaning against the bar waiting for our table (during the summer) and a fucken waitress started to hit on me!!! what the fuck!?!!?!??! any way, fuck hooters.

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I went to Hooters once....it was horrible.

There were familys with kids in there....redneck whitetrash moms and slobbering little shitheal future redneck tardo children running around while dad ooogles the skanks.

Not to mention the food was nasty X100

She wasn't hitting on you, dude. It is their JOB to be flirty - it keeps you coming back. The same goes for strippers. They're just working you for a better buck.

Hooters is fun, but I agree its overrated.

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if I want tits, I go to a strip bar.

if I want food I go to a Restaruant


simple isn't it?

but then again we don't have hooters over here....


YET!!!

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ok my friends cousin works at hooter. ive been their many times. i have seen them flirt and pull their shenanagins many a time... this was hitting...

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pray you never will!!!!

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If a fucking Hooters waitress really was hitting on you (which she wasn't. Not all girls use the same approach.), why are you acting like she tried to stick you with a needle dipped in AIDS?

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haha cause thats pathetic......but im probably wrong and your right but it makes me hate that place even more

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how can a woman, possibly, hitting on you for real, can make you hate a place even more?

i would be there ALL the time.

Oh, I got this one too.

I recently crossed over to Finland with the Finn Ferry, directly translated AH yes.
Anyhow, we are talking fairly large ship, on a fairly large sea filled with everything but fair water, including undefinable things you could probably walk on. Now, I shall try to help you envisage the scene that met me during the evening, when I went for a nip of fresh air:
A dark sky full of stars. Windy, it tears at my metal hair, making me look pretty cool when facing one direction and slightly awkward in the other. Below, the dark waters, positively emanating cold, stinging pain; it was being whirled up into evil looking white shapes by the large propellars down there under. I saw the sky. I saw the water. I saw the sign.
"Do not place cildren on the railing"

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hahaha I love it!!

Why not?

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This is the first time i've ever heard guys complain about good-looking girls hitting on them. Hearing this kinda shit makes me want to leave this forum. What the FUCK is wrong with you people?!

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You shouldn't mix up Limeys and Mics. It'll only lead to trouble. Especially in Illinois. U2 blows, but Australia should just learn to deal with the fact that they're not just shitty pseudo-musicians who indulge in a lot of social posturing, they're also human beings who have to take some time out when somebody they care about is sick like everybody else on the fucking planet.

No Hooters girl was flirting with you dude. She was just being a Hooters girl. It doesn't matter how real it seems. They're like Geishas, except instead of having been taught every possible method of pleasuring a man, they've just been taught every possible method of wheedling him for money. That you fell for it and actually believed an on-duty Hooters waitress is thinking about anything other than money and how close the security guard is to deal with the 17 year old guys dumb enough to believe she's being serious when she's flirting speaks volumes about you, and nothing about her. On the other hand, that she's a waitress at Hooters isn't really much in her defense. Still, you're a tool for believing that bullshit, and in a twisted way, exactly the type of person Hooters wants in their restaurants.

Isn't that exactly what they're supposed to make you think?



This sentence is ten kinds of awesome.

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You think that's awesome? You should see how he says the equivalent of "Hi, how are ya?" He's fun to talk to.

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I agree with the other people that she probably wasn't hitting on you, but on the off chance that she was, it could happen, hell I know some strippers on duty who have properly hit on a mate of mine, I know cause the stripper wanted to get his number , why would that make you hate the place?!?

FOOL!!!

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Rabbifooddude...

Dont you remember the Southpark where Butters fell in love with the Hooters girl? But since they were kids....she was a "Rasins" girl

They are in that mode at work...they grease the wheel without even thinking about it.

I'll take my chances.....you think some drunken soccer hooligan from my area is going to kick my ass for mixing apples and oranges?

Shit....I moved to Whitebread America.
I'm as tame as they come and am the baddest thing to hit this small town since the tornado of 87