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Old 2006-02-28, 05:14
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Then you should advertise that instead of 'sheep-fucker.'
 
Old 2006-02-28, 05:17
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Old 2006-02-28, 05:37
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yeah perhaps I should

but I like the under-dog status that saying I am an NZer gets me,

if I signed on as an English man rather than an NZer you would all tell me to fuck off, but because I sign in as an NZ-er you are all like 'wow someone from New Zealand, Coool! we must be nice to him!!'

hahahahahaha'

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Old 2006-02-28, 05:40
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do u no the guy from lord of the ringz?

DEAD ALIVE, BAD TASTE and MEET THE FEEBLES WERE FILMED IN NEW ZEALAND!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-02-28, 06:00
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all i seen about New Zealand on tv is those Miori natives with the face/body tattoo art and the "pist, angry and ready to fuck shit up" dance they do before a soccer game
 
Old 2006-02-28, 06:20
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do u no the guy from lord of the ringz?


if you mean Peter Jackson, then not really,

But I DO know the person Who owns Weta Workshops that did all the Special Effects for the films.

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all i seen about New Zealand on tv is those Miori natives with the face/body tattoo art and the "pist, angry and ready to fuck shit up" dance they do before a soccer game


You mean:

The MAORI Natives (but they weren't the natives anyway, but thats a different story) and its not just the Natives that do the HAKA (the "pist, angry and ready to fuck shit up" dance) Anyone can do it, and they are famous for soing it before a RUGBY match.

Which Reminds me:

I hate Maoris and their fucking Treaty Claims

In the words of the Great but no longer Graymalkin:

BURN THE TREATY!!!
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Old 2006-02-28, 06:27
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There are "natives" everywhere...the white man no like.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-02-28, 10:32
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that you used Danish, the official language of AIM, to tell people to get on their messenger accounts. That's definitely not for the hell of it. My apologies.

Who the hell's ever called American English 'American'?



i got a chuckle out of that


and i've heard plenty of people call english "american"
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Old 2006-02-28, 12:06
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I don't think I ever have or at least it didn't register. I've called it American English and British English when I've talked about a few words to British friends, but that's about it.

I used to watch a lot of fishing shows from NZ and it looked beautiful there. I can't remember for sure, but I think it was peacock bass they'd fish for.
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Old 2006-02-28, 12:14
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Americans using 'mate' is annoying.


I can't stand it when people call me 'mate' - especially a complete stranger who is just asking for something.
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Old 2006-02-28, 14:48
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Old 2006-02-28, 14:51
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this has to go in someone's signature.

I've missed you.

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Old 2006-02-28, 14:51
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Old 2006-02-28, 14:51
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This Dude...dude can't be serious, can he?
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Old 2006-02-28, 14:53
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this has to go in someone's signature.

I've missed you.


he's one step ahead of you, SARS

EDIT: Ok, this guy is a retard. I thought he was foreign, and that was the reason of his hilarious spelling, but no, he's American, wich makes it even funnyer
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Old 2006-02-28, 14:58
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he's one step ahead of you, SARS

EDIT: Ok, this guy is a retard. I thought he was foreign, and that was the reason of his hilarious spelling, but no, he's American, wich makes it even funnyer


funnier*

And I realised when I posted.
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Old 2006-02-28, 16:31
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Ok this shit is freaking me out...I made up that shit I typed.....
*head explodes*


Really? How the hell do you know how to say "soldering iron" in Flemish?
 
Old 2006-02-28, 16:42
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Really? How the hell do you know how to say "soldering iron" in Flemish?


Flemish? HUH?? WHAT?? Je ne comparde pa!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-02-28, 16:49
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funnier*

And I realised when I posted.

hah.. well I wasn't as bad as this guy
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Old 2006-02-28, 19:37
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how about the diff between color and colour ...or demon and deamon??? who spells it which way??
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Old 2006-02-28, 21:20
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In Britain we spell it "colour".
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Old 2006-02-28, 21:39
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People who state the fucking bloody obvious because they think you dont know what your doing.

For my example, I give you this sheer broken condom mistake of a person:
Today in art class, i was flattening some clay today to finish off my clay toucan* (like off the Froot Loops box, I dont know how it's spelled), I was making it extremly flat because I was using it for the feathers, and if they where at all thick, I wouldn't be able to get them out of the surrounding clay from which I cut them out of. This girl sitting in front of me (who's friend needs the rolling pin I'm using, even though there is another one sitting on the other side of the table) decides to give me the utmost important information:

"It's flat."

I FUCKING KNOW ITS FLAT!!! IF IT WAS FLAT ENOUGH FOR WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO, I WOULD STOP, BUT IT'S NOT SO GO MIND YOUR FUCKING BUISNESS FOR THE EXTRA MINUTE IM FUCKING WORKING!!!

I also can't fucking stand people who overly use netspeak. Actually, who use it at all. I can understand no capitalization, wrong puncuation, shit like that, but when its down right N34-$p33X0rzzz, you sir, have crossed the line.

And if you think its bad on the forums, MSN, AIM and such, you should hear it in REAL FUCKING LIFE!!!! The same fuckwad who felt like pointing out that the clay I was FLATTENING was FLAT expresses the fact that she's OBVIOUSLY joking about something by openly stating this:
"Jay-Kay. Teehee!" ('jk', as in joking in netspeak)
Holy fucking shit. The sheer stupidity of this person. Unbeleivable. Do you realize that this moron just said a shortened version of a word that is the same length of the word she is trying to shorten?!?!??!?

But most of all, the people I wish were extinguished from the planet, exterminated, out right DESTROYED IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAY POSSIBLE are people who are vulgar and overly rude/violent just to look cool. This is most common in the gangster rapper comunity around here. I was walking to my friends house one day, minding my own buisness, listening to Cryptopsy I believe, and I walk past two g-unit kids, in full 'pimping' mode. I dont say anything at all, just walking straight, not even looking at them, and the fatter one of the 2 snarls out "Sup, fucking cunt!" in the most vulgar way possible. Now, this might be possible to say if you were talking to a close friend like, "Sup, you fucking cunt?! I havent seen you in ages! How've you been?" This is not acceptable when just trying to look tougher than I am, which he obviously is not, if he is trying so fucking hard to boost his self confidence.

I bid you good fucking day.
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Old 2006-02-28, 21:52
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In Britain we spell it "colour".


With a name like Bobbi I've had it spelled so many ways it doesn't bug me. Bobi, Boobi, Bobbye, Bobbie, Bobbe, and once I was paged as Robert in high school. I didn't go though.

Zertonimo, didn't you have one of those double ended ceramic tools with the sharp arrowhead on one end and the curved blade on the other that you could have subtly poked them with? Or have them hold out their hand on the table and whack it with the rolling pin.
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Old 2006-02-28, 22:06
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hah my name is bob too (well not bobbi) and my "friends" have resorted to calling me boob, and that just spawns off into so many possibilities, tits, breasts, gahongas, you name it, thats what they call me, oh and by the way they can rot in the pits of hell
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Old 2006-02-28, 22:27
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most stand-up comedians.

people who use the race card.

racists.

hooligans.

people that feel the need to tell you their whole lives just because you're sitting next to them on a train.

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Old 2006-02-28, 22:30
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parents that can't control their children in public fucking annoys me. it's even worse if your in a confined space...like a train...
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Old 2006-02-28, 22:35
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parents that can't control their children in public fucking annoys me. it's even worse if your in a confined space...like a train...

Shit like that makes me wanna boot the kid out a window or something.

Ten Ton Alien- Stand up comedians? All of them?
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Old 2006-02-28, 22:36
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some stand up's fuck me off, especially one's like Jimmy Carr and that guy from the office. Bill Bailey forever!
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Old 2006-02-28, 22:38
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Anyone involved in the British Justice System, more so - those invloved with cases in which a child has been killed due to a, most probably drunk, non-licensed, non-insured etc, car driver. Most of the time the driver gets 6 months.
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Old 2006-02-28, 22:53
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In Britain we spell it "colour".



As does Canada...*bows to Britainia"

Fuck you guys, we are our own people now!! I have no UK ties whatsoever...I promise.....
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Old 2006-02-28, 22:57
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I heard you have a life-sized picture of the Queen in a bikini on the back of your bathroom door.
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Old 2006-02-28, 23:00
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I heard you have a life-sized picture of the Queen in a bikini on the back of your bathroom door.



I heard it was a blow up doll.
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Old 2006-02-28, 23:02
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Anyone involved in the British Justice System, more so - those invloved with cases in which a child has been killed due to a, most probably drunk, non-licensed, non-insured etc, car driver. Most of the time the driver gets 6 months.


Or when a kid of 12 gets banned for 4 years..... what is the point?
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Old 2006-02-28, 23:03
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I heard you have a life-sized picture of the Queen in a bikini on the back of your bathroom door.



Nah...I thought we were going to stop using that nickname for you!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-02-28, 23:07
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Or when a kid of 12 gets banned for 4 years..... what is the point?


that FUCKING annoys me; a guy i knew totalled his dad's car and got banned for 3 years, his ban ran out 4 days before his 17th birthday...i hated that guy
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Old 2006-02-28, 23:26
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Ten Ton Alien- Stand up comedians? All of them?


not all, but the vast majority of those i've seen performing.

i like comedy sustained by other stuff such as news (The Daily Show), interviews (Talk Shows) or segments (Chappelle Show).

having a guy standing there telling us how much his life sucks is boring. i have co-workers that do that.

there are some who did it well, though (the late Richard Pryor and Jerry Seinfeld come to mind).
 
Old 2006-02-28, 23:51
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more bus related ones


when a person is too fat so when they walk betwwen the seats they have to waddle sideways, i witnessed this today going to work

also conspiracy theorists, some guy remarks on how he has seen "too many unmarked cargo vans in the neighborhood, and one van in particular, the driver obviously couldnt drive stick, hearing the gears all jam up inside, thats when i knew somptin was up, naw'mean?". yeah, you know, they are probably rental moving vans, i had rented one about 6 months ago, they all dont have logos and shit. this also falls under.....people who bum a cigarette off of you and feel obligated to start a conversation.....i dont mind giving one out most of the time.....an uncomfortable conversation with someone who thinks the thought police are after him is more of the offense,naw'mean?
 
Old 2006-02-28, 23:56
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...when a person is too fat so when they walk betwwen the seats they have to waddle sideways, i witnessed this today going to work...


and if your on the inside seat you get ass in your face
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I'll take you from behind!


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Old 2006-03-01, 00:08
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people who bum a cigarette off of you and feel obligated to start a conversation


even worse is when you go to the bathroom to take a piss and some guy stands besides you and says "what up?".

dude, i'm taking a piss, leave me alone.

and even worse than that is when you're inside a cubicle taking a shit and some guy goes to the bathroom, listens to you pulling down the brick and throws gems like "a big one, eh?" or "puuuuuuuuuuuuuull!".

what the fuck?
 
Old 2006-03-01, 00:24
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and if your on the inside seat you get ass in your face


or if that person sits next to you and you get fat bodied into the window, or if your are in the 3 seater and there are 2 fat people on either side, you get cushioned within whale blubber

morbidly obese, homeless people.bus number 20, providence rhode island......monster human extravaganza............BE THERE,BE THERE,BE THERE!!!!!
 
Old 2006-03-01, 20:14
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well i've always spelt, deamon erm deamon! but to get back on topic i hate those fecks who shout in the street proclaiming the word of god at me, telling me how great jesus is, fair enough everyone has a right to believe what they want, no problem with that, just don't force your beliefs on me...

... have had many great "discussions" with "bible bashers", what seems to scare them the most is that i know the bible better than they do!

laters,

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Old 2006-03-01, 20:17
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Old 2006-03-01, 20:30
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Fucking huge bastards that say "Im not fat!! Im pudgy!"


Or fat cunts who have a major attitude problem, as if they are always thinking 'you all think your so foocking better than me, its because im fat, im fat, and shit'

Theres a chick on my course like that, just a big chuck of depressing cunt.
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fat people that find other fat people to agree with them about how hard it is to eat healthily

people who talk all the time about working out but never actually do

oh, this will annoy some , but here's something that really bugs me. there are a lot of retarded kids at my school that are just beyond functionality. why should it be illegal to have this 'people' killed at birth or better yet pre-emptively aborted if possible? where's the quality of life for someone who is too retarded to accomplish anything and would die on their own if someone didn't watch out for them?

if you're going to get pissed about that, consider that i went from the pity standpoint and not the "why the hell are we funding schools to help these retards" standpoint
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fat people that find other fat people to agree with them about how hard it is to eat healthily

people who talk all the time about working out but never actually do

oh, this will annoy some , but here's something that really bugs me. there are a lot of retarded kids at my school that are just beyond functionality. why should it be illegal to have this 'people' killed at birth or better yet pre-emptively aborted if possible? where's the quality of life for someone who is too retarded to accomplish anything and would die on their own if someone didn't watch out for them?

if you're going to get pissed about that, consider that i went from the pity standpoint and not the "why the hell are we funding schools to help these retards" standpoint

i agree that it should be legal to kill them at birth or before. there IS no life for them, and i have no fucking idea why they even attend school. and no one can say "waht if it was yer kid, whould you killz it then?" the answer is yes, because i believe in abortion, obviously.
 
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In some cases i agree. I suport the death penalty and abortion, but to actually kill someone because they have a disability is a little extreme. If they have NO FUNCTIONALITY AT ALL then yes I agree, but if they are unable to walk properly, or are missing an arm, then I believe that they should continue on in their life. Because there is a difference in being unfortunate and being a waste of society, in my opinion anyway.
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yes Zert', this is what i meant, only i was being more general. a missing limb or similar birth defect is NOT what i meant. i am talking about the girl in a wheelchair, who cant even look up, and has drool spillnig from her distorted face, yet is still attending highschool untill she is 21. i am referring to an actual girl from my highschool. those are the ones who serve absolutely no purpose on this earth.
 
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oh, this will annoy some , but here's something that really bugs me. there are a lot of retarded kids at my school that are just beyond functionality. why should it be illegal to have this 'people' killed at birth or better yet pre-emptively aborted if possible? where's the quality of life for someone who is too retarded to accomplish anything and would die on their own if someone didn't watch out for them?

I have a feeling that there is going to be very few people behind that argument with you. I am, though. They suck up our funding, and like you said, life for them has to be just plain shitty.
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I hate people who lack common sense. I mean, sure he's twelve, but goddamnit, he should know you don't stick gum onto a painting in a museum. Its the same rule as not sticking boogers on your desk at school.


Okay, I worked in a hotel setting up banquet tables and the majority of the people there were adults. You'd not believe all the gum I had to clean off the bottoms of tables and chairs from grown people that should have known better. Yet at the Home where their was kids I think in 8 years I took off 3 pieces of gum from the underside of tables. What does that tell you?
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I have a feeling that there is going to be very few people behind that argument with you. I am, though. They suck up our funding, and like you said, life for them has to be just plain shitty.


i tend to agree as well. at least here they don't suck up our funding, since the very few schools for mentally challenged people are private and parents (or relatives) of those people are the ones paying all the bills.

come to think of it, the founder of one of those schools used to have a CitroÍn Saxo and now drives a Mercedes CLK... must be one hell of a rich bastard.
 
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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Next guy I see with tits and a Powerade is getting punched in the cock.

The flab might consume your hand completely. Or the the fat dude might eat you. Watch yourself.

PST #2 - Hitler was an intelligent man. Crazy as fuck, but intelligent. This is one example of something he got right. Killing mass amounts of Jews however, not so much of a good idea.
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Next guy I see with tits and a Powerade is getting punched in the cock.



YES!



our school has its own wing for special ed kids. and dude im not talking about a normal guy without a hand or even a parapeligic. im talking about EXACTLY what timedragon has. we have one of those here too, actually more than one. i dont know their ages but its just obscene

what, like im going to back down from an idea because hitler shared it?

edit

FBS whats your take on the whole retard thing?
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With honey mustard sauce. Stronger sauces, like teriyaki or nuoc mam, ruin the grain of the flesh.

Seriously? If you want a thread on eugenics, start one up.
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Here's one that the majority is bound to hate...

"It's because I'm black isn't it?"

The entire "It's because I'm..." thing pisses me off.

Here's a list of things people say that i hate them for being:

Black, Fat, Ugly, Asian, Mexican, are missing a limb, are short or tall, alcoholic, drug addict, funny hair, poor, rich, stupid (which in most cases they'd be right), gay.
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FUCKING JESUS CHRIST.

I hate journalists that criticise scientists. Science journalism in general represents has the worst standards in reporting since Hearst papers roamed the landscape like a pack of typeset T-Rex.

Miranda Devine is a cunt. I want to rip out her uterus with a pair of needle-nosed pliers.



With honey mustard sauce. Stronger sauces, like teriyaki or nuoc mam, ruin the grain of the flesh.

Seriously? If you want a thread on eugenics, start one up.


what, and give PST more fuel ?

edit

jackson guitarist you stupid fucking dumbass

do you ever stop and think what government does for your stupid little wanna be rebellious ass?
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what the fuck has the australian govt done lately?, build a big fence to keep the kangaroo out. give me a break. i think you guys have like 10 soldiers serving in iraq or some shit, good ol coalition of the willing. thank god you dont live in america, tax money goes to an illegal war and every other person here is a fat fuck
 
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how about people that just walk out into the middle of the damn street downtown when youre driving?

in related news, a friend of mine hit a huge fatass old lady in a motorized scooter today and she flew out of her scooter and rolled up his windshield.

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I was expressing irony, he said "and those that have to constantly inform you of their opinions on things you don't give a shit about." So you know, I was making a joke.
 
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I was expressing irony, he said "and those that have to constantly inform you of their opinions on things you don't give a shit about." So you know, I was making a joke.


i'm bad at detecting different forms of humour over the internet. i apologize.
 
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today on the bus low-tech encounters..........the funny looking man who talks to himself

i really,really wanted to but in on the one man conversation he was having and say "hey man, loose lips sinks ships, and remember everyone is watching you" or something like "i got some good advice for you buddy, never let anyone know what your thinking" or "you're all wrong, every last one of you"
 
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I don't like my mom when I ask her questions, especially painfully simple ones, for example:-

Q: What are you doing later on?

A: Well I'm just finishing this now. (usually that's as far as she goes with her answer)

Reply: Noooo, later on, not now.

Q: Which shop are you going to?

A: The shop.

Reply: No, which shop? Asda? Tesco? HMV? Anne Summers? The seedy animal porn hovel located behind the train station? Or so I've heard it's there (so on and so forth)

Q: What's for tea?

A: Well I have to go to the shop.

Q: Ah, food for tea?

A: Hm, nope.

Reply: (question the meaning of this for the next week)

My mom also irritates me with her seemingly unending technoloical knowledge. End sarcasm. Since I have moved back in with her, about a year ago, I have been asked how I turn an oven on, a TV on, a DVD player on, how to screw a lightbulb in. Even more tedious is when she is complaining she can't get her computer to work, she asks me to fix it and the most I have to do is turn her monitor on. Sometimes I find myself sitting in my room hours on end waiting for the moment she asks how to open the fridge door, or whether she is an evil genius.
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what the fuck has the australian govt done lately?, build a big fence to keep the kangaroo out. give me a break. i think you guys have like 10 soldiers serving in iraq or some shit, good ol coalition of the willing. thank god you dont live in america, tax money goes to an illegal war and every other person here is a fat fuck

true. americans are fucking fat. there are sooo many girls at my school that would probably be good looking... but they are FAT! its bullshit.
weve been talking a lot about the taxes lately in one of my classes. i didnt even know but my teacher told us that most of the things we are taxed for are illegal to tax on. i mean, the constitution doesnt grant the government permission to tax us for most things we are taxed for. maybe everyone knows this and i just dont know shit, but she also talked about how Bush is trying to make/revise tax laws before too many people "discover" this or some crap.

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oh ok, i thought you were being serious
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There's more snow on it's way apparently, in Liverpool anyway.
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Yeah we keep getting little bursts over here.

Hopefully it'll snow loads so i can get a day off tomorrow.
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Old 2006-03-02, 19:53
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oh ok, i thought you were being serious


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Old 2006-03-02, 19:54
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FUCK. Your back.

Is that good or bad?
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Old 2006-03-02, 19:56
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Well, considering he's a fucking cunt, bad.
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Old 2006-03-02, 20:01
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Well he hasn't done anything to piss me off so he's still alright in my book.

Some people on this forum are right fucking cock ends though.

But saying that i know a few people here think i am
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Old 2006-03-02, 20:59
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Old 2006-03-02, 21:11
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Yeah we keep getting little bursts over here.

Hopefully it'll snow loads so i can get a day off tomorrow.

there are often bursts here too, its white, but it isnt snow.

i thought of some new people i hate, COPS. dont tell me they "serve" or "protect". i dont give a fuck if they do that for other people, because they have never done it for me. ALL they have done is give me all sorts of tickets, arrested me, and TAKE MY FUCKIN MONEY AWAY! And the day a cop really helps me, i will stop hating that ONE cop.
 
Old 2006-03-02, 21:13
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dont tell me they "serve" or "protect". i dont give a fuck if they do that for other people, because they have never done it for me.

Get into a situation where you're in grave danger, around a cop. Your opinion will change, or you'll be dead.
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Old 2006-03-02, 21:19
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Get into a situation where you're in grave danger, around a cop. Your opinion will change, or you'll be dead.

haha, wtf. the odds of that arnt very high. i only leave my house 3 days a week and its for 6 hours each of those days. that is for school. should i be in a situation of "grave danger" it still isnt certain that the cop would be able to prevent my death. and then it sounds like you are suggesting that i get into a situation like this? I repeat, untill a cop helps me, i will hate all cops because the truth is they are out to get my money and get paid for doing so.
 
Old 2006-03-02, 21:25
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haha, wtf. the odds of that arnt very high. i only leave my house 3 days a week and its for 6 hours each of those days. that is for school. should i be in a situation of "grave danger" it still isnt certain that the cop would be able to prevent my death. and then it sounds like you are suggesting that i get into a situation like this? I repeat, untill a cop helps me, i will hate all cops because the truth is they are out to get my money and get paid for doing so.

I was joking anyway. You could get one of your friends to hold you at fake gunpoint in front of a cop.
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Old 2006-03-02, 21:27
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haha, wtf. the odds of that arnt very high. i only leave my house 3 days a week and its for 6 hours each of those days. that is for school. should i be in a situation of "grave danger" it still isnt certain that the cop would be able to prevent my death. and then it sounds like you are suggesting that i get into a situation like this? I repeat, untill a cop helps me, i will hate all cops because the truth is they are out to get my money and get paid for doing so.


you make it sound like there should be a cop standing by you at all times.

they are more than busy protecting you, by dismantling organized gangs and doing raids on crack houses or taking down weapon smuggling channels.

if they give you tickets, arrested you and took your money way than i guess you're not exactly the most correct citizen around.
 
Old 2006-03-02, 21:42
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Yes and no ... some cops are good, some are bad. Many are just downright crazy too ... and their commanding officers make it that way. They make sure that cops disobey their own guidelines for catching offenders so that they can meet their quota for the number of offenders they have to bring in. That's something that leaves a sour taste in my mouth : Let's say a cop has to fine/arrest/whatever 50 people in one month, but everyone just feels like obeying the law for a change and only 35 people he runs across are guilty of any crime. Well, if he wants to keep his commanding officer from chewing his ass out/threatening to demote him/dock his pay, then he has to search vehicles/people without warrants, throw a bag of pot in the backseat of a car when the driver is not looking during a routine pullover, sit outside of a headshop and ask to inspect the bags of anyone who has patroned the store ( and then arrest them for buying a pipe or a pack of rolling papers because its 'drug paraphernelia' ).


All that said, I still fucking hate cops.
 
Old 2006-03-02, 21:55
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They make sure that cops disobey their own guidelines for catching offenders so that they can meet their quota for the number of offenders they have to bring in.


thankfully, that doesn't happen here. police officers don't have a pre-estabilished quota of offenders to bring in.

i can't say "fuck the cops" because, amongst others:

in the last 6 months, we had 4 or 5 major drugs busts (shipments cocaine or heroin above 500Kg).
there were several raids to "problematic" (i hate this word) areas in several cities around the country and over 12 organized, armed gangs were dismantled and several top-tiers members were already judged and sentenced.
they've also managed to gather enough proof to take several fat-cats of our national football scene (the worst offender being FC Porto president) for rigging football results and giving generous amounts of cash to referees and managed to also snag several politicians and personalities and take them to trial due to pedophile deeds (they raped children from orphanages and paid the responsibles for the orphanage money to keep their mouths shut).

all in all, i'm more than happy with how police protects me.

i do apologize for i had no idea that police had such a different behaviour in other countries and yes, i do realize not all cops are good but here, they're the vast minority.
 
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i hate the president. but thats pretty generic. umm what else do i hate, closeminded people, anyone who's anti-homo. Some of my best friends are drag queens. there is no one who is more fun than they.


People who i absolutely hate with a passion: people that call drag queens 'beautiful'. No, they're not beautiful, its a man in a dress and makeup, beautiful is the last thing that they are.
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Old 2006-03-02, 22:58
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I hate anti anti homos. You know, the people that bash people that don't like gays. I don't like gays because they are immoral and wrong. I really hate people who say they hate white people, yet are white themselves. I hate trendy people, and last but not least I fucking hate fashion.

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