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Old 2006-02-26, 01:04
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well this iznt sum1 i hate, but it sounds like they r startin to hate me or at least hav a li'l dislike of me, and that iz transient, i apoligise if i am wrong


Let's make one thing absolutely, shiningly crystal clear.

I DON'T LIKE YOU AT ALL.

I have met you a hundred times before on the internet.

You are the guy who can't spell, doesn't know anything and makes a lot, A LOT of pointless, awful noise.

You're the guy who thinks numbers as words are acceptable.

You're the guy who learnt Newspeak so well that his squalid little brain only has one adjective which is used to describe everything - these days probably "sick", "hectic" or "mad".

You are the guy who thinks Grammar is the old whore that felched your mother out.

You are every nasty repulsive little online vermin that makes the modern youth such a desperately useless shitcan.

You have no original thoughts, words or deeds.
You have absolutely no redeeming features.
You are incapable of the levels of cognisance that would be shameful in a pig or a louse.
You have strong opinions on sentitive topics that concern the world such as "what ray-ray is doing dis wknd" and "who i teh hatez".

You are savagely stupid and really quite proud of it.

Now, here's a really simple directive that will save me the trouble of going through the ModCP to shred your account.

GO. AWAY.
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Old 2006-02-26, 01:07
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Better than porn is that.
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Old 2006-02-26, 01:08
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Better than porn is that.


what are you saying is better then porn??
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Old 2006-02-26, 01:09
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-02-26, 01:13
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Old 2006-02-26, 01:13
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Old 2006-02-26, 01:27
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'That' refers to the post immediately above SARS's.

Nobody who uses only one adjective knows or can apply the word 'hectic' to anything, Jim.

I don't dance, I'm the chaperone, making sure your (the dancers, in this case Tranny and the two Jacksons) natural tendency towards stupid faggy whining doesn't get to play itself out. So, it being my role here, I'll say this once: cut the shit.
 
Old 2006-02-26, 01:29
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i hate french people for some reason they just annoy me
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Youve made me cry


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Old 2006-02-26, 01:56
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i hate emo's
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Get 'chuppa chup' (like the lolly pops) tattooed down you dick. That will impress the ladies.

 
Old 2006-02-26, 02:15
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I imagine anyone whom does perpetually use 'h4x0r sp33k' as the typically fat, pimpley 27yr old sitting in their parents house looking at 'anamie babes' on the internet, and drooling all over themselves becasue they can see a tiny bit of drawn underwear - which is the closest that they would ever come to that sort of thing in their life, becuase they are litterally scared of other people. Therefore they will no go out looking for classy ladies, or - when all else fails - a hooker.

Is that an autobiography (with the exception of the h4x0r speak)?
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Old 2006-02-26, 02:26
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GO. AWAY.

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what are you saying is better then porn??


You didn't learn. Go sit in the corner for two days and think about what you've done to this thread.
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Old 2006-02-26, 02:26
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i hate emo's

if my lif waz a pplz, id post it in teh threadz.
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Old 2006-02-26, 02:32
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i only spell like that because i can't be fucked typing the whole words out, because its easier


I sure as hell hope you don't have that attitude with guitar. Because if you do, you must really suck. But who am I to make that assumption.
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Old 2006-02-26, 02:35
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Let's make one thing absolutely, shiningly crystal clear.

I DON'T LIKE YOU AT ALL.

I have met you a hundred times before on the internet.

You are the guy who can't spell, doesn't know anything and makes a lot, A LOT of pointless, awful noise.

You're the guy who thinks numbers as words are acceptable.

You're the guy who learnt Newspeak so well that his squalid little brain only has one adjective which is used to describe everything - these days probably "sick", "hectic" or "mad".

You are the guy who thinks Grammar is the old whore that felched your mother out.

You are every nasty repulsive little online vermin that makes the modern youth such a desperately useless shitcan.

You have no original thoughts, words or deeds.
You have absolutely no redeeming features.
You are incapable of the levels of cognisance that would be shameful in a pig or a louse.
You have strong opinions on sentitive topics that concern the world such as "what ray-ray is doing dis wknd" and "who i teh hatez".

You are savagely stupid and really quite proud of it.

Now, here's a really simple directive that will save me the trouble of going through the ModCP to shred your account.

GO. AWAY.



Your use of the english language.... it is like an art form. And you do it daily.
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Old 2006-02-26, 02:45
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ahaha look at MTM jerk off FBS. speaking of porn!
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Old 2006-02-26, 03:06
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Is that an autobiography (with the exception of the h4x0r speak)?

Noooo! my secrets revealed.

I also dislike people whom 'don't care', those who don't try at the things they do. What is worse is people that put up the farse that they don't care - and think that it is cool.
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Old 2006-02-26, 03:24
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agreed. the people who really dont care are very easy to spot
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Old 2006-02-26, 03:40
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Parents who don't leave their children at home with a babysitter when they go to the supermarket, more so at the same time that I do.
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Old 2006-02-26, 03:58
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if my lif waz a pplz, id post it in teh threadz.


What the hell is a "pplz"?

I primarily hate chavs. Especially the wannabe rich ones.
 
Old 2006-02-26, 04:07
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i hate people who startle easily, like if you walk thru a doorway real quick into the room they are in they flinch"oh god you scared me". this happens with a co-worker of mine, i dont really hate her, i just find this shit very annoying, especially when she witnesses me leave thru that very same door to come back 10 minutes later and act as if this was some paranormal event like"holy shit a ufo just landed" like as if freddy krugers gonna come in and start fucking everybodys shit up
 
Old 2006-02-26, 04:38
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well i hate the fucken brake-ups with t3h w0m3n (sorry ) when they say "friends?" no just leave me with the last shread of dignity i have left from you waisting the past [enter time period] of my life. just fucken say goodbye god damnit
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Old 2006-02-26, 04:52
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well i hate the fucken brake-ups with t3h w0m3n (sorry ) when they say "friends?" no just leave me with the last shread of dignity i have left from you waisting the past [enter time period] of my life. just fucken say goodbye god damnit

I was lucky to have a dad that told me many aspects of GUY things and I know from his wisdom....dont ever do that "Lets just be friends" shit to save feelings.....people do better with brutal honesty.
Anyway...going "steady" is mostly bullshit so I avoid it at all costs.


 
Old 2006-02-26, 04:56
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i hate people who startle easily, like if you walk thru a doorway real quick into the room they are in they flinch"oh god you scared me". this happens with a co-worker of mine, i dont really hate her, i just find this shit very annoying, especially when she witnesses me leave thru that very same door to come back 10 minutes later and act as if this was some paranormal event like"holy shit a ufo just landed" like as if freddy krugers gonna come in and start fucking everybodys shit up

Same thing happens with my mother. Very annoying.
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Old 2006-02-26, 05:18
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Old 2006-02-26, 05:40
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People whom are obsessed with Opeth.

They all act like Opeth is the most inovative and interesting thing off all time.
This generally applies to most things that people are obsessed with, but I find Opeth to be the most anoying - even more anoying that Slipknot obsession. I view people with Slipknot obsessions as being ignorant, where as people with Opeth obsessions as being stupid. Even more stupid than Dissection and more anoying than Weijia.
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Old 2006-02-26, 05:59
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I also dislike people whom 'don't care', those who don't try at the things they do. What is worse is people that put up the farse that they don't care - and think that it is cool.


Solid call.

"Fashionable laziness". Every bit as pinheaded as "fashionable ignorance", or for that matter, "fashion".
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Old 2006-02-26, 06:42
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i hate people who startle easily, like if you walk thru a doorway real quick into the room they are in they flinch"oh god you scared me".


I am a bit like that, if someone comes up next to me without my realising (not the hardest thing to do hehehe) and then I notice them, sometimes I am like 'WOAH!'.


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Anyway...going "steady" is mostly bullshit so I avoid it at all costs


so you are a hit-bed, legs-spread chick then???

(hmmm my kinda woman....)

okay time for what I hate:

BAD DRIVERS:

in this class are the following:

the 'I have indicators, but you should be able to read my mind' group, I hate you.

The 'I have no fucking clue what the road and giveway rules are' group, I hate you.

The 'I have no clue what I am doing or where I am going so I will drive painfully slowly in the wrong lane' group, I hate you.

the 'I am going to sit in the overtaking lane, but not overtake the car next to me' Group, I hate you aswell.

and finally: the 'I am not going to be a courtious driver, and say thank you when you let me in, even though I am being a pushy bastard in my SUV and forcing my way into the stream of traffic' group, YOU OF ALL PEOPLE HAVE DESERVED MY WRATH, YOU SHOULD FUCK OFF AND IMAPLE YOURSELF ON BLUNT PAINFULL OBJECTS!!!

the NEXT group of people on my Hate list.

Rock drummers playing Pseudo Latin beats at oh-so-boring BPM bitching that metal drumming is 'just a load of double bass and shit' hahaha when you can play double bass at 3 times the speed you play your gay art fag shit at, for the length of your entire set, THEN you can bitch about it, until then, Fuck up!

Drummers who have EXCESSIVLY small kits, Come on people, you NEED at LEAST 3 toms and a few cymbals, 4 peice drum kits with a ride, crash and china are GAY!!! (Unless you are REALLY REALLY good)

Meg White: She can't play drums, yet gets paid shit loads, that money could be much better spent on drummers with talent.

Right thats enough of the drum bitches, onto other peoples:

Metal heads who call Power Metal gay, just because it doesn't have brutal vocals and has melody does not make it 'gay'.

South Auckland Gangstas (thats a regional bitch)

Religous people that get high and mighty when they are offended (cough Muslims and cartoons, Cough Catholics and south park Cough Brian Tamiki and gays)

Brian Tamiki, even though unless you are from NZ or aus (maybe) you will not know who he is, but just search his name and you will soon realise how much of a cunt he is, he leads the Destiny Church in NZ which is a fucking HATEFULL organisation pretending that they preach love and respect, they hate everyone that doesn't go their way, Especially Gay people.

and my Final Hate for this post:

The Directors that make bad Porn, come one guys how hard is it (NO PUN NO PUN!!!) to do???

Hot women+Lesbianism+Leather/pvc/latex+toys+metal

how hard can it be to mess this up and make a shit porn movie?!?!
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Old 2006-02-26, 07:00
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BAD DRIVERS:


My mom can fall under each of those examples. Sometimes I have to controll the car with my mind in order to feel safe....failing that, scream when she loses her brain at a junction and ends up on the wrong side of the road.
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Old 2006-02-26, 07:33
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"You know what I hate? Star Wars fans: get a friggin life, you boring geeks. You know what I hate? People who mispronounce words, like 'acrost,' and 'pacific' for 'specific,' and 'expresso' instead of 'espresso.' You know what I hate? People who drive slow in the fast lane, God these people do not know how to drive. You know what I hate? The WB network!!!! Oh Jesus, Mary Mother of God Almighty, I hate that channel with all my heart and soul."
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Old 2006-02-26, 08:13
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I have no clue

but then if I got 100 extra grim points, My Icy Frostbitteness would freeze my PC and cause a Blizzard in my living room, which would then turn into a forest, in the heart of The pagan viking lands.

I like my PC and my living room how they are.
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Old 2006-02-26, 10:59
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Matthew Broderick.

Edit: And Johanna Griggs.
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Old 2006-02-26, 12:04
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Gwyneth Paltrow, Madonna & George Michael are added to my list.
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Old 2006-02-26, 12:18
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GRRRRRRRRRRR.

I hate that reviewer, the hack.

I hate that artist, the fake dickwit.

But more than both of those, I hate the perspective that conflates art with entertainment.

"This music is hammered shit, but hey, I had a good time!"

Feeble-minded soulless prositutes of the soul.
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Old 2006-02-26, 13:31
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South Auckland Gangstas (thats a regional bitch)


What kind of gangstas do you get in NZ? Are most of them Maoris?
 
Old 2006-02-26, 13:40
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BAD DRIVERS:


I'll add that to my list as well. I hate when people can't drive. It pisses me off. Especially when people pull right in front of you and then continue to go 30mph and then they end up only going 3 or 4 miles and turning into a gas station/movie theatre, therefore delaying your driving when they could have waited another 50 goddamn seconds before pulling out into the road.
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Old 2006-02-26, 13:41
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I have no clue

but then if I got 100 extra grim points, My Icy Frostbitteness would freeze my PC and cause a Blizzard in my living room, which would then turn into a forest, in the heart of The pagan viking lands.

I like my PC and my living room how they are.


............... .....
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Old 2006-02-26, 13:56
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All hails, FBS, the man who knows how to bring out some of the most, well, let us call it interesting, parts in his fellow humans.

As for the drivers, I know a good summary that rounds up most of the mentioned categories, not to mention the kind of people that climbed fences and poked their heads into bear enclosures when they were kids:
The kind of people that says, with a small laughter (haha i tripped over the cat this morning, haha I forgot my glasses on my forehead) that "Oh, [insert small laughter] no, I would never manage a driver licsnence test today"[Insert small laughter].
I pay taxes for those roads. Get off my fucking roads!
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Old 2006-02-26, 13:58
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............... .....


I KNEW that no doesn't mean no. I KNEW there had to be another word when they REALLY mean no.
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Old 2006-02-26, 14:25
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I really hate kids that do stupid shit because they're "bored". Like a kid will light his hand on fire, go around school the next day with a bandage or something on his arm, and youll ask what happened?... "I lit my hand on fire"... What the fuck?! Why?!..."Haha, I was bored". Dumass morons.
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Old 2006-02-26, 14:57
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I really hate kids that do stupid shit because they're "bored". Like a kid will light his hand on fire, go around school the next day with a bandage or something on his arm, and youll ask what happened?... "I lit my hand on fire"... What the fuck?! Why?!..."Haha, I was bored". Dumass morons.


Haha, similar thing happened to me the other day. This kid in my school showed up to class with his hair matted down past his eyes (he normally doesn't do this) and when people asked why, he lifted his hair and he had no eyebrows because he "stuck his head in the fire". Haha, what a dumbass.
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Old 2006-02-26, 15:32
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What the hell is a "pplz"?

I primarily hate chavs. Especially the wannabe rich ones.

It was a bad joke that nobody laughed at But anyway, it would mean the plural of people. Ya, people do say this kind of stupid shit.

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when your band is headlining and the last band before you plays a hour plus long set so by the time they are done the bar you are playing is gonna close in 20 minutes or its like 3 in the morning and everybody rolls out

bands that take an hour to set up gear, and didnt prepare while other bands are playing to at least organize thier shit before setting up

bands that talk shit on the other band thats going on after them or talks shit on another band period

bands that sermonize the political significance of each song

opening bands that load in late to get the perfered middle spot intentionally

bands that heckle the crowd because noone is into thier shit

drunk skinheads at shows whos only purpose is to start shit with someone half thier size

when a bouncer doesnt believe that you are actually the drummer of a band and doesnt let you back in the club after parking the van

bouncers try to beat up audience members for minor moshing and freak out dancing etc. because they can

any show that has a cop present, in boston there was a no crowd surfing law so you get strapped cops running in mosh pits to fuck someone up, very dangerous to everyone

rip-off venues

bands that are not really popular but nontheless ask for a garentee

sound men who turn everything down because they dont understand people want the music painfully fucking loud

functionally illiterate soundmen who create the worst mix possible

any band that involves a laptop to provide 100% of the music only to sing along to it

band who are not on tour who sell merchendise<unless they really got a kick ass t shirt or a 5 dollar cdr demo, im talking about bands that try to sell a cdr like its a real album>

people who try to MC between bands who arent funny,who dont really have a purpose other than annoy everyone

venues that dont offer free beer and charge for water

promoters who dont flyer,post online for upcomming shows they set up and dont actually arrive at the show

local fucktards who hate any band from somewhere else

show leeches who sneak in or if they cant, get wasted outside the show and attract cops to shut the shit down

and lastly, the department of homeland security shutting down shows for terrorist related reasons, this has happened to a couple venues in america, they sieze everything as evidence and create hell for no reason whatsoever
 
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The moron who came up with the idea for Pop-Idol, and other such creators of those kind of shows.

...hm...

Anyone who has ever watched any of those kind of shows.
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South Auckland=Maori Central

Same with Whangarei.

and FBS hehehehe very funny, was that a referance to a personal experiance, or did you think that cause I live in NZ I have a thing for sheep??
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After reading the last few pages, I'm beginning to hate people who use 'whom' when 'who' is correct. Much more annoying than the reverse, which is very annoying, and almost as common, in writing.

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Old 2006-02-27, 00:25
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After reading the last few pages, I'm beginning to hate people who use 'whom' when 'who' is correct. Much more annoying than the reverse, which is very annoying, and almost as common, in writing.

I don't know if I have ever done that but will admit being at odds often with myself. I feel I'm an intelligent person but have always had problems with grammar and spelling. My father was the same way....very smart man...could do almost anything but had horrible written grammar. He spoke perfectly as do I...but on paper we lack severely.
On the same note...I have known people that could write a perfect letter...thesis or term paper and never in their life mispell a word...but couldnt change a flat tire on their car if they had 10 days.

So how does one get credit for being a good speller or perfect with grammar but yet is a social moron when it comes to actually doing things?

Also...at any time if anyone sees me making the same spelling mistake over and over...I LOVE when someone speaks up and corrects me...I'm never offended by that.
 
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what is the difference between when to use Who and Whom?

(just for future referanec you understand...)
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Old 2006-02-27, 00:45
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The point is that if you use 'who' when 'whom' is correct, you're speaking casually, which is tolerable. If you do the reverse, you're making a snobbish pretense of verbal intelligence which is coupled with a refusal to go through the bother of actually learning the rules. I don't mind most things, but if you're going to shoot high - however 'high' it might actually be - I want you to put some effort into it. I similarly hate people who have large vocabularies in a certain sense - knowing a lot of words - but not in the only meaningful sense - having a good understanding of what these words mean and when to use them. You see a lot of this on the internet, and it's annoying as hell. In general, though, this annoys me beyond all else: the pretense of achievement without a will to put in the effort necessary to such achievement. In summation: Bad grammar is perfectly acceptable so long as there is not the pretense of good grammar inserted to make my blood boil.

On the other hand, I can use language effectively, write a good paper, change a tire, drive and perform mechanical services on machines that can destroy houses, tell a joke or story well, sweep pick, seduce a woman, and use chop sticks to eat Chinese food. Actually, to be perfectly fair, I'm not sure if I can still sweep pick, but will find out as soon as I can get a new guitar. In any case, even if somebody can't do anything practical, or even speak clearly, as Vladimir Nabokov couldn't, it doesn't matter too much if they can do what they do well enough, as Nabokov did. It's been hundreds of years since the ambition to know and do everything was even remotely possible. Now, if the guy who can write well but not change a tire is a mechanic there will be a problem, but hopefully he's something more along the lines of a writing tutor or English teacher, where writing skills are more important than the ability to change a tire.
 
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I cannot change a tire but I can effectively tell you how tires are retreaded...as well as name off sizes/treads/product codes/plys for almost all Michelin/BF Goodrich truck steer/trailer tire made...
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Old 2006-02-27, 01:15
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So tell me. And I'd be willing to bet you can change a tire. It's pretty easy, even if you haven't done it before, if you have any idea of how to do things with your hands and a general idea of what's to be done.
 
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No...i'm not putting my money where my mouth is...but enjoy these randoms Michelin tread names..

XZE, XDS, XZE SA, XZA, XZA-1, XZA-2, XZA-3, XT-1, XTY SA, XDY, XZY, XZY-1, XZY-2, XZY-3...for BFG, ST230, ST234 were the most popular..can I stop now?

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NZ black Metal Drummer's Guide to how to change a tire (for Idiots and those blessed with english skills)

First find the tire you are changing.

Next get out all the tire Changing shit in the boot of your car, Including:

A spare tire (important)
A Jack of some sort (the thing that lifts the car, not the person, although feel free to use a person if he is REALLY strong)
and a Tire Wrench (the thing that turns your wheel nuts)

Step 3:

Loosen all your wheel nuts (this means about a turn or 2 with the Tire Wrench) (if your car has a wheel cover on, take this off first)

Step 4

Jack up your car, making sure you find the Jacking points on said car (these are underneath the car and look like a little sticky-outy bit on the underside of the car and are made of Solid metal) keep Jacking until you have about a cm or so between the tire and the ground

step 5 remove all the wheel nuts, make sure you put them in a safe place. clear of anything that they could fall down (like drains etc.

Step 6: Take Wheel off.

Step 7: Put spare tire on.

step 8: Put all the nuts back on doing them up finger tight.

Step 9 jack your car DOWN.

Step 10: Tighten all the nuts up, if you are unsure if they are tight enough then just stand on the Tire Wrench with one foot, and give them a quarter turn with your foot.

Step 11: put all your shit back in your car and don't run over any sharp objects between whereever you are the tire fixing place, otherwise you are fucked.

Congratulations You can now change a tire!
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Now I'm actually interested in how they're retreaded. You bastard. I'll go look it up, you fetid whoreson's taint, when I've actually got some time for 'me' research. Cunt. Canadian.

Oh, the use of who/whom is generally along the same guidelines as he/him, as they're both subject/object pronouns. If that's not clear enough for you, every English language dictionary in the world explains the difference in greater detail, as do any number of sites you can find by typing some words into google.
 
Old 2006-02-27, 02:05
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Now I'm actually interested in how they're retreaded. You bastard. I'll go look it up, you fetid whoreson's taint, when I've actually got some time for 'me' research. Cunt. Canadian.


haha. Hey man, I quite for a reason...the last thing I want to do is EXPLAIN the process of my past shitty job! Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
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NZ black Metal Drummer's Guide to how to change a tire (for Idiots and those blessed with english skills)

First find the tire you are changing.

Next get out all the tire Changing shit in the boot of your car, Including:

A spare tire (important)
A Jack of some sort (the thing that lifts the car, not the person, although feel free to use a person if he is REALLY strong)
and a Tire Wrench (the thing that turns your wheel nuts)

Step 3:

Loosen all your wheel nuts (this means about a turn or 2 with the Tire Wrench) (if your car has a wheel cover on, take this off first)

Step 4

Jack up your car, making sure you find the Jacking points on said car (these are underneath the car and look like a little sticky-outy bit on the underside of the car and are made of Solid metal) keep Jacking until you have about a cm or so between the tire and the ground

step 5 remove all the wheel nuts, make sure you put them in a safe place. clear of anything that they could fall down (like drains etc.

Step 6: Take Wheel off.

Step 7: Put spare tire on.

step 8: Put all the nuts back on doing them up finger tight.

Step 9 jack your car DOWN.

Step 10: Tighten all the nuts up, if you are unsure if they are tight enough then just stand on the Tire Wrench with one foot, and give them a quarter turn with your foot.

Step 11: put all your shit back in your car and don't run over any sharp objects between whereever you are the tire fixing place, otherwise you are fucked.

Congratulations You can now change a tire!


You didnt mention it's really smart to tighten them in a pattern of every other nut for equal pressure instead of one after the next.


PST...I completely see your point now. To accidentally say "who" when "whom" is required is much diff than the opposite for obvious pretentious reasons.
 
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I'd learned it as a star pattern, with each subsequent nut being opposite from the previous. It was never stressed on car wheels, but when I worked on the Barkos it was considered fairly important to tighten according to that pattern.

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We've always been told to use the star pattern on things with pressure housings on the boat, as well. But a lot of those things have upwards of 20 bolts on them.

I came up with a couple. People using ridiculous amounts of strings on guitars and basses. For guitars, I'm happy with 6,7, or 12 strings. Basses, 4 or 5. That's it. This came to mind from a combination of watching random guitar videos on here and watching the G3 DVD I have where Vai's playing this 3 necked Ibanez, and even though I really like Vai, it still got kinda irritating. Sure, sometimes it can sound good, and it gives you more of an area to work with, but Jesus fuck I'm getting sick of seeing it.

I also hate power tripping people in the Navy. They're the people that are in for 20 years because they can't do shit else, and were horribly fucked with when they were civilians and now that they're in a position of authority just based on how long they're there, and you can't beat the shit out of them, the make it their duty to fuck with EVERYONE. There's Napoleon Syndrome coming out the ass around here...
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I also hate power tripping people in the Navy. They're the people that are in for 20 years because they can't do shit else, and were horribly fucked with when they were civilians and now that they're in a position of authority just based on how long they're there, and you can't beat the shit out of them, the make it their duty to fuck with EVERYONE. There's Napoleon Syndrome coming out the ass around here...



I agree..that's why I quit Beavers(pre-scouts) when I was a little kid..all these asshole dads with moustache's yelling at little kids.
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I also hate power tripping people in the Navy. They're the people that are in for 20 years because they can't do shit else, and were horribly fucked with when they were civilians and now that they're in a position of authority just based on how long they're there, and you can't beat the shit out of them, the make it their duty to fuck with EVERYONE. There's Napoleon Syndrome coming out the ass around here...


Angery little man syndrome is what I call it lol. I also can't stand these people. They try to make themself feel and look better my making everyone else feel and look worse. They make shit many times more difficult and suck all the enjoyment out of everything. Just complete control freaks.

Lmao, Like BassB said, They all seen to perfer a moustache and like to yell more then needed.
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...who abuse animals
...who ignorantly bad mouth metal
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I hate people who steal others' music and record/claim it.
...who drive way too slow/fast
...who think slipknot is the "heaviest death metal band"
...who abuse animals
...who ignorantly bad mouth metal
...who think every other emo song was "meant/written for them"
...who fry their brain with drugs


I agree with you on all points except the last, which in my opinion is totally up to the person. But yea, emo sucks, so does slipknot, bad drivers, and especially ignorant fucks like the kid who told me today that "Metal is just arrgh arrrgh arggh, ooooh oooh ooh, arrrgh arrrgh arrrh". May I state that the kid is also a huge Emo Fan...I told him he could cut his wrists above a bucket to donate to the school (We are having a blood drive).
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You didnt mention it's really smart to tighten them in a pattern of every other nut for equal pressure instead of one after the next.


when you got 4 nuts it doesn't really matter

and anyway the nuts are self-centering so it really doesn't matter what order you do them up in, so long as at the end of the operation they are all tight!!!


but I will admit when you got shit loads of nuts and ones that aren't self-centering then its just like Tuning a Snare!!! star Patterns R US!!
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people that always compare. comparing a situation to some halfassed analogy, comparing what happened to someone else to something that happened to them, comparing two separate incidents, etc. these people obviously can't handle isolated incidents
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oh! someone who uses langauge from a different country to fit in


an american saying arse or bollocks or mate


just plain stupid


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this doesnt go for foreign LANGUAGES because that requires actual thinking
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Old 2006-02-27, 22:42
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Old 2006-02-27, 22:45
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bollox! It's annoying as hell!
Nah, I don't care about that language crap. I've read so much "ou" stuff I have to think how some things are spelled here, but I'm drawing the line on metric shit.
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Old 2006-02-27, 22:52
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English and American standardizations of spelling are too recent for one or the other to be 'right,' despite what some of our British friends might think (except in cases such as aluminum/aluminium). I could go on a while about this subject, but the major point is as follows: spelling has nothing to do with the slang, and there is no such thing as a 'right' way to spell a word when two valid competing spellings are offered.

Americans using 'mate' is annoying, but no more than throwing some Danish words into a post for the hell of it. Note how often I write in another language.
 
Old 2006-02-27, 22:57
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Old 2006-02-27, 23:29
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English and American standardizations of spelling are too recent for one or the other to be 'right,' despite what some of our British friends might think (except in cases such as aluminum/aluminium). I could go on a while about this subject, but the major point is as follows: spelling has nothing to do with the slang, and there is no such thing as a 'right' way to spell a word when two valid competing spellings are offered.

Americans using 'mate' is annoying, but no more than throwing some Danish words into a post for the hell of it. Note how often I write in another language.

its not for the hell of it, most of the time i post in a different language its just telling someone to get on AIM anyways. or just a small inside joke. far different from trying to be cool by saying arse or mate

which is completely unrelated to ou or o

and LBXXX i was actually thinking about someone else , not you, when saying that. not on this forum
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Old 2006-02-27, 23:29
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the disney movie jungle book... fucken kid with animals, a bear that would rip your head off...you know what just fuck disney right in the ass






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Old 2006-02-27, 23:46
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English and American standardizations of spelling are too recent for one or the other to be 'right,' despite what some of our British friends might think (except in cases such as aluminum/aluminium). I could go on a while about this subject, but the major point is as follows: spelling has nothing to do with the slang, and there is no such thing as a 'right' way to spell a word when two valid competing spellings are offered.


Except it is the ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

NOT america language, Therefore when it comes to matters of the English Language, the English will always be right, and everyone else is wrong.

It is Our Language, and we will godamn spell it how we like!

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Old 2006-02-28, 00:40
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bollox! It's annoying as hell!
Nah, I don't care about that language crap. I've read so much "ou" stuff I have to think how some things are spelled here, but I'm drawing the line on metric shit.



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Yah...I hate when American's refer to the ENGLISH LANGAUGE as "AMERICAN"...

As well as...."y'all"

And I hate english speaking mt'ers attempting to speak another langauge...you know who you are.
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or the fact that the entire world has agreed to speak english on this website... so whos language owns whos!!! (im guessing that is just terrible english and am willing to accept the consequences)
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or the fact that the entire world has agreed to speak english on this website... so whos language owns whos!!! (im guessing that is just terrible english and am willing to accept the consequences)



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Old 2006-02-28, 01:33
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its not for the hell of it, most of the time i post in a different language its just telling someone to get on AIM anyways. or just a small inside joke. far different from trying to be cool by saying arse or mate

which is completely unrelated to ou or o

and LBXXX i was actually thinking about someone else , not you, when saying that. not on this forum


No no, I thought it was amusing that I don't read this thread often, but yours was the last post. I hadn't even read any others and it was so me sometimes I couldn't resist.

I don't get seriously uptight about languages unless it's someone posting one of those aeio ones from gayboy.com. on the forum I mod. Then I get ban happy. A writer that posted poetry had a lot of spelling errors and he finally shared that he's dyslexic. So I may point something out, but it's not malicious.
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I agree with you on all points except the last, which in my opinion is totally up to the person. But yea, emo sucks, so does slipknot, bad drivers, and especially ignorant fucks like the kid who told me today that "Metal is just arrgh arrrgh arggh, ooooh oooh ooh, arrrgh arrrgh arrrh". May I state that the kid is also a huge Emo Fan...I told him he could cut his wrists above a bucket to donate to the school (We are having a blood drive).

I made what i thought was a pretty good point to my mom the other day. I told her that people who thought metal was nothing but screaming and insanity, didnt understand it. The say it "all sounds the same" because they dont understand it. I backed myself up even by saying that i, myself, understand the difference in things from country, rap, to pop. It is not hard to recognize the time periods and differences in 80s or early 90s country, rap or pop. why are people so blind, or deaf rather, to those changes/differences in metal. i showed her. i showed her the significant difference between death metal and black metal. i gave the best comparison i thought possible. i compared Cryptopsy to children of bodom. So i presented her with the song Crown of Horns (Cryptopsy). After that i presented her with Kissing the shadows (Children of Bodom... and a very much favorite song of mine ). I asked her "whats the difference?" she said "the guitar". and yes, there are other factors. I guess the whole point here is that people who say all metal is the same, are and can be proven wrong. apologies for so much discussion. ive been writing a lot of essays lately for school, and i get really into them. hence, my typing up this. if any of it doesnt make sense, i am drunk. ive had three or so drinks of whiskey, a drink of rum, and a couple hits off my drummers pipe.

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if any of it doesnt make sense, i am drunk. ive had three or so drinks of whiskey, a drink of rum, and a couple hits off my drummers pipe.


Didn't you say some time ago that you quit drinking?
 
Old 2006-02-28, 02:41
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New Zealand is not England. And, regardless, that's a dumb thing to say. The English deliberately gallicized their own language, making decisions on what to standardize based on French usage. Once you cede authority to the French or to French standards of taste you have no right to claim any kind of authoritative usage. Which is, itself, an idiotic idea when it comes to the English language, a language that's only special in its plasticity when it comes to neologisms and its uncanny ability to chase other languages into dead-end alleys, beat them with trash cans, and steal the words it wants. The English used to know that, but in the past century or so it's been up to foreigners (Polish, Irish, American, Russian) to remind them of the fact.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that you used Danish, the official language of AIM, to tell people to get on their messenger accounts. That's definitely not for the hell of it. My apologies.

Who the hell's ever called American English 'American'?
 
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Didn't you say some time ago that you quit drinking?

i did. couldnt do it i guess. i was able to keep it off for a month some time ago. i do it randomly now. honestly i wish i never did, but somehow i just do. yeah, its my own fault, fuck it.
 
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Hej! Sodlraj blakkrajk iv nikuit tol "k". Kundomen "sodlraj blakrajk". Ej to huijit?




Ok this shit is freaking me out...I made up that shit I typed.....
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SPEAK ENGLISH!! FUCK!
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SPEAK ENGLISH!! FUCK!



...how did you type the last part of that post?
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Old 2006-02-28, 04:02
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Old 2006-02-28, 05:08
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