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Old 2006-02-15, 06:06
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Insane Black Metal axes

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Extravagant Penis


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Old 2006-02-15, 06:14
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Old 2006-02-15, 08:44
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haha, gotta be the gayest thing I`ve ever seen.
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Old 2006-02-15, 08:55
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they look gay and would be gay to play but u gotta admit they put a lot of work into those
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Old 2006-02-15, 09:00
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hah yeh, its kinda cool, but only if you put it on the wall.

Or drenched it in blood and played some doom on it
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Old 2006-02-15, 09:12
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...And I thought the key to a 'good' BM tone was a £40 strat copy with one single coil pickup ran through a 10w bass amp with three second-hand distortion pedals...

Nice art, but I'd feel an idiot owning one
 
Old 2006-02-15, 09:49
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How the fuck are they black metal.
 
Old 2006-02-15, 10:50
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They're Christian rock! Pretty incredible workmanship on them though
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Old 2006-02-15, 12:43
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crazy japanese christian rock bands. CRAZY! and to push out about on average of 8000 -10 000 USD on one of the angel ones... makes me sick.
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Old 2006-02-15, 13:00
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Makes you realize where all those Church/Christian band donations go.

I wouldn't play those even if I was sponsored, hideos. :S
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Old 2006-02-15, 15:09
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wow, the venus angel one has a harp! harps sound nice. as others said, those guitars are only good for display. the harp one must be so unproportional in weight.
 
Old 2006-02-15, 15:12
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pretty lame...no no really lame...i'd never drop money for any of these guitars...probably uncomfortable as hell too
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Old 2006-02-15, 15:24
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Cool artwork, but would never own one.
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Old 2006-02-15, 16:39
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I laughed when i saw these. They're just stupid imo.

And by the way...are these the real names for these guitars? Cuz seriously, I dont wanna end up in a conversation with "Hey when can i play your extravagent penis?"
 
Old 2006-02-15, 16:48
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I would try it out if i saw it in a store, but no way in hell would i buy one of those. definitely nice craftsmenship,though.
 
Old 2006-02-15, 18:37
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idig that esp rose angel (aka extravagant penis) since it looks a bit like a warrior shape wise, and i love warriors, the angel cshoudl be black though, with soem blood onit


hmm maybe that an idea for my custom axe's finish, just dip it in blood
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Old 2006-02-15, 18:51
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idig that esp rose angel (aka extravagant penis) since it looks a bit like a warrior shape wise, and i love warriors, the angel cshoudl be black though, with soem blood onit

That is the worst typing i have ever seen.

As for the guitars i don't really like them but i guess it was good working.
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Old 2006-02-15, 20:59
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hehe, i've seen some pretty gay customs made by Esp, but these take the tops.
Weird Japanese people
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Old 2006-02-15, 23:09
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That is the worst typing i have ever seen.

As for the guitars i don't really like them but i guess it was good working.


What the fuck is wrong with you, don't pay out foreigners.
 
Old 2006-02-15, 23:24
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That is the worst typing i have ever seen.

As for the guitars i don't really like them but i guess it was good working.



Let's see you talking dutch.
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Old 2006-02-15, 23:55
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and with slang, too! rilli!
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Old 2006-02-16, 03:44
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That is the worst typing i have ever seen.

As for the guitars i don't really like them but i guess it was good working.


Lol its not coz K13m is dutch silly, its cos hes drunk!
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Old 2006-02-16, 03:45
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Old 2006-02-16, 03:49
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Old 2006-02-16, 10:57
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That looks like something Manowar should be playing.
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Old 2006-02-16, 16:31
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that one looks cool..

more Esp gayness

just click "guitar gallery" below..
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Old 2006-02-16, 16:37
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that one looks cool..

more Esp gayness

just click "guitar gallery" below..


The armored looking guitar does look pretty cool, i wonder if its easy to play...

WTF!!!!!!!! Fucking swords in guitars?!?!!?
 
Old 2006-02-16, 20:22
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you can buy the armour class but its going to set you back 32 thousand dollars Aus
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