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Richard: did you catch
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You're so cute with your Haikus.
I recently got some. I initiated it by singing "I want to make fuck with you, BERZERKER!"
Not really, but that would have ruled.
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You're so cute with your Haikus.
I recently got some. I initiated it by singing "I want to make fuck with you, BERZERKER!"
Not really, but that would have ruled.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY COCK BERZERRKERRRR
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Dick.
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What are you? Canadian? YOU MONARCHIST CUNT!
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If you don't unnecessarily ad 'eh' to the end of a sentence it's not really Canadian.
That sounds like a Jack Handy bit.
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That sounds like a Jack Handy bit.
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What are you? Canadian? YOU MONARCHIST CUNT!
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Scene: Upscale, moderately fruit bar in N. Sydney.
Characters: Me, Nomad
Reason for mention: BIGGEST FUCKING WOMAN IN THE WORLD FOUND. She must have been over 6'5. Forehead like the catcher on a steam train, chin like an extra first, cheekbones like Mount Rushmore. This woman was standing next to Nomad on the bar and he looked like a little boy (he's 6'0). She would have easily weighed over 100kgs.
I couldn't stop looking. I kept thinking about Deuce Bigalow and the tab of Viagra I have left ontop of my wardrobe. I also couldn't bring myself to chase it, for a number of reasons. However, the bar and night have been red-flagged in my head "POSSIBLE HUNTING GROUND FOR VERY LARGE WOMEN".
Juts uncanny to imagine sex with a woman like that. Would her vagina be in proportion? It can't have gotten a lot of use, she's TERRIFYING. Maybe she's a virgin. God, I'd love to find out.
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO ASK!!!! She just started, and I said "Hmm, keep doing that."
[I'm only taking half-credit for this one - she wasn't really fat.]
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We use "eh" as a "agreement" slang...something like Americans refer to as "you know what I'm say'n G".
I drink on a Tuesday, that's pretty fucking Canadian.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Americans use it the same way. Canadians are noted for using it for emphasis, and sometimes just for the hell of it.
I fucked a Canadian girl once. I get the feeling Canada invented beer goggles.
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We use "eh" as a "agreement" slang...something like Americans refer to as "you know what I'm say'n G".
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Hey, them's fightin' words 
I went to a welding competition last Wednesday, and two of the contestents were from just south of Canada (still in NY) but they had Canadian accents. Those accents are too fucking funny, and those guys drink like fish and say "eh" quite a bit.
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Hey, them's fightin' words
I went to a welding competition last Wednesday, and two of the contestents were from just south of Canada (still in NY) but they had Canadian accents. Those accents are too fucking funny, and those guys drink like fish and say "eh" quite a bit. |
Just for the record- we don't all sound like that. In fact, not many of us have accents. You want some funny accents, go to Newfoundland
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Just for the record- we don't all sound like that. In fact, not many of us have accents. You want some funny accents, go to Newfoundland
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All Canadians have accents (for what it's worth, everybody does). People from Newfoundland just have the strongest, most notable, and dumbest. Most Canadian accents are as far from what an American would be used to as an accent from some other region; the accents usually correspond roughly to those of Americans immediately to the south of whatever part of Canada they came from. Makes sense. The Newfoundland accent doesn't. Those damn sodomites.
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That is true, actually, I've NEVER heard anyone pronaunce it that way..
And it's ROOF not RUFF. 
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Just stating the obvious, but maybe you weld stuff togheter?
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Thank you for your penetrating insight, cumsponge. I had missed that association completely.
Come on. One of you has to be rural enough to tell me about welding competitions.
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Thank you for your penetrating insight, cumsponge. I had missed that association completely.
Come on. One of you has to be rural enough to tell me about welding competitions.
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OWNED.
But anyway, I think it would be like a "Who here can weld the fastest/cleanest/most?" kind of thing.
@BB: 
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Nobody welds a Coke can to my radiator!
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you got it all wrong. They just want to weld a radiator to your coke can.
It's the diet soda that has weight... get it? 
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I dont know the wankers names.....LMAO
I do remember some retarded canadian TV kids show with all these early teen regulars....
They said "ABOOT" for "about"
But they never said ooootside for "outside"
Just like Southpark portrays Canadians Terrence & Philip...
exactly like that.
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I dont know the wankers names.....LMAO
I do remember some retarded canadian TV kids show with all these early teen regulars....
They said "ABOOT" for "about"
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This is a canadian.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEBC...h=Canada%20beer
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you got it all wrong. They just want to weld a radiator to your coke can.
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Someone hasn't seen the adventures of burnt face man!!!!
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heheheh sweeeeeeeeeet.
canadians on tv:
Pam Anderson
Jim Carrey
Alex Trebec
among others
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heheheh sweeeeeeeeeet.
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I've known a few Canadians with the stereotypical accent. Most of them were from northern Ontario. They're not very common, but they do exist.
As PST pointed out, most people have some form of accent, it's just not very noticable.
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Sounds like somebody needs to stop putting his tits directly in Jim Carrey's way.
Somebody tell a sex story involving an accent to get this thread back in line.
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I'd love to do a girl with a heavy accent.
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Hmmm, well I'm sure I could find about 100million more Americans who a lot worse than our "stereotypes". Was the show Degrassi? ha.
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It's funny....
I make a comment about a funny word but you feel it's some insult or insinuation that I/we are better?
Oh hell no....in fact....we're shamefull in many more ways.
But the fact you guys sound like dorks when you say you're Aboot to do something.....still doesnt change.
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Holy shit...I remember the start of that show..Alanis Morrisette was on it?
And I'm topic, I do her and Avril Lavigne..because they are horrible musicians and Canadian...and well, female.
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Aftermath of that ^
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I saw the grossest thing today......young couple...scabs and bruises and hickeys all over them....early 20's in Teh WalMart.....behind me in line....all over each other nearly humping......they had ONE
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Like your parents.
ZING!
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I got my dick bitten during a blow job in a movie theater, its started bleeding all over. The i threw her off of me and like 4+ rows up. and me and my current gf put up 5 rows of arms at the movies so it was like a bed and had a hell of a time.
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I got my dick bitten during a blow job in a movie theater, its started bleeding all over. The i threw her off of me and like 4+ rows up. and me and my current gf put up 5 rows of arms at the movies so it was like a bed and had a hell of a time.
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I got my dick bitten during a blow job in a movie theater, its started bleeding all over. The i threw her off of me and like 4+ rows up. and me and my current gf put up 5 rows of arms at the movies so it was like a bed and had a hell of a time.
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KINKY? KINKY?! how the fuck is biting some poor guys dick off kinky?!
women
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Man why is your dick always sore?
Can't get 'em wet enough?
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To find the answer to the mystery,
They found his body lying where it fell on that day,
Preserved in time for all to see,
No brave new world, no brave new world,
Lost in this place, and leave no trace.
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Man why is your dick always sore?
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That's not a problem. But after a few hours, things are starting to look pretty nasty
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So your a virgin? So what? Most people lose it at a older age.
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Works like a damn charm.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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Getting laid's easy dude. Just find a decently attractive girl with NO self esteem, tell her she's pretty, and you're in...
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as great as that sounds
no girl will look at me let alone screw me./
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To find the answer to the mystery,
They found his body lying where it fell on that day,
Preserved in time for all to see,
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Lost in this place, and leave no trace.
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So your a virgin? So what? Most people lose it at a older age. |
yeah i am and i hope your right dude
i cant be bothered to read all the other posts
so how old were you?
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One hundred years have gone and men again they came that way,
To find the answer to the mystery,
They found his body lying where it fell on that day,
Preserved in time for all to see,
No brave new world, no brave new world,
Lost in this place, and leave no trace.
iron maiden - stranger in a strange land
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Well that's when the roofies, conversion van (must be white), and baseball bat come in.
Young Padowan, the force is strong within you. You can get laid.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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Well that's when the roofies, conversion van (must be white), and baseball bat come in.
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lol
thanks!!
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One hundred years have gone and men again they came that way,
To find the answer to the mystery,
They found his body lying where it fell on that day,
Preserved in time for all to see,
No brave new world, no brave new world,
Lost in this place, and leave no trace.
iron maiden - stranger in a strange land
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as great as that sounds
no girl will look at me let alone screw me./ |
Bulshit.
Go to the local red light district. Find hooker (most likely a homeless 14 year old).
Pull a 50.
And you are in, take her into the alley, she will half take off her pants and say something along the lines of:
"Well, get on with it"
At this point you get out your multiple condoms and a sock (lets face it, the bitch would feel nothing smaller than a watermellon, and you dont want any part of what she is bound to have) and then go for your life.
You will then realise that it was the most pointless 26 seconds of your life and find something else to worry about, such as shaping totex pics into jazz 3s.
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Hahaha good plan.
Pity i do fine as it is.
I have a girlfriend and i still get loads of offers it just pisses me off when your single no girls want to know and then when you have a girl every girl in history wants some cock.
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Hahaha good plan.
Pity i do fine as it is.
I have a girlfriend and i still get loads of offers it just pisses me off when your single no girls want to know and then when you have a girl every girl in history wants some cock. |
when people say that, I'm bound to wonder if they knew chicks have a "he is desperate to get laid"-radar.
That goes to you to, garr
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when people say that, I'm bound to wonder if they knew chicks have a "he is desperate to get laid"-radar.
That goes to you to, garr
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okay.
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when people say that, I'm bound to wonder if they knew chicks have a "he is desperate to get laid"-radar.
That goes to you to, garr
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They've also got a "holy shit i better submit to this 250 lb. beast or he's gonna roll me up in a carpet and throw me off a bridge" radar.
Either that or I'm just charming
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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They've also got a "holy shit i better submit to this 250 lb. beast or he's gonna roll me up in a carpet and throw me off a bridge" radar.
Either that or I'm just charming |
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They've also got a "holy shit i better submit to this 250 lb. beast or he's gonna roll me up in a carpet and throw me off a bridge" radar.
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but then again, we can't all be Nuclear Powered Alchohol Yeti Man
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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Hehe.
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Well that's when the roofies, conversion van (must be white), and baseball bat come in.
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Yeah, don't get a van with blue fur on the ceiling and walls and speakers under the bed in the back by the bar cuz that won't do it.
But you might get 
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