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'Plain ol' just means 'normal,' nutstain. We shouldn't have had to spend twenty posts explaining every goddamn word to you, Billy Joel.
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Dream's as good as a holiday. Spill.
And don't skimp on the nasty.
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As much as I'd like too...another part of me thinks I prob shouldnt say anything.
Also what's confusing is why should I really care that being more descriptive would likely make me out to seem like a skank...which I'm not....but I still fear that label.
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Also what's confusing is why should I really care that being more descriptive would likely make me out to seem like a skank...which I'm not....but I still fear that label.
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It's a DREAM. If it's not outrageous and disgusting then you're boring.
Next time I have a rape dream, I'll write something about it. I wrote one down a few years ago, but lost it in a hard disk crash. It's a pity - it was VILE. I turn into a cross between Mr. Hyde and the Marquis de Sade.
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Bia, some on this forum may already call you a skank due to your avatar. So, share the goddamn dreams alright? I'm sure metaltabs would gladly appreciate your contribution.
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You know FBS, this thread brings Vladmir Nabokov's "Lolita" to mind. Have you read it?
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Bia, some on this forum may already call you a skank due to your avatar. So, share the goddamn dreams alright? I'm sure metaltabs would gladly appreciate your contribution.
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Sitting in shorts and shirt flipping you off equates skank?
People like you are the exact reason I dont post certain thoughts.
Besides...the dreams I have been having make a VILE rape look like a trip to candyland for a lollipop.
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Sitting in shorts and shirt flipping you off equates skank?
People like you are the exact reason I dont post certain thoughts.
Besides...the dreams I have been having make a VILE rape look like a trip to candyland for a lollipop.
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i got a lollipop for ya, ya dirty ho' bag.
i mean that with all the love in the world : )
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i got a lollipop for ya, ya dirty ho' bag.
i mean that with all the love in the world : )
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Bring it!
Hey...I'll PM you the "dream" and you can critique it because you ARE a debaucherous son of a bitch!
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Read it, loved it, felt little girls afterwards.
PST is quite the Nabokov expert. Don't let him catch you talking about it in the porn thread.
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Noted. I would also like to say that "Lolita. Light of my life, fire of my loins." Is the best opening sentence ever.
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Sitting in shorts and shirt flipping you off equates skank?
People like you are the exact reason I dont post certain thoughts.
Besides...the dreams I have been having make a VILE rape look like a trip to candyland for a lollipop.
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Psh. I don't actually care what your dreams were. And um, those certainly don't look like shorts to me. And don't get all full of yourself and believe that everyone here is dying to hear about your dreams. I'm sure 99% of the people on this forum are just dying to hear about your extreme sexual fantasies.
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Those look exactly like shorts. What do you think shorts look like?
This thread doesn't bring Lolita to mind. Trust me, I've read that book more closely and obsessively than you've done anything, and am definitely more inclined to see connections to it where there aren't any. There's some later Nabokov that more closely resembles this thread, but the book about the sexual enslavement of a 12 year old by a pentapod monster in his 40's and the thread about teens and 20-somethings having slightly more adventuresome than average sex in an age when nobody has average sex anymore and haven't for thirty years do not have much to do with one another.
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This thread doesn't bring Lolita to mind. Trust me, I've read that book more closely and obsessively than you've done anything, and am definitely more inclined to see connections to it where there aren't any. There's some later Nabokov that more closely resembles this thread, but the book about the sexual enslavement of a 12 year old by a pentapod monster in his 40's and the thread about teens and 20-somethings having slightly more adventuresome than average sex in an age when nobody has average sex anymore and haven't for thirty years do not have much to do with one another.
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Consider yourselves schooled.
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Those look exactly like shorts. What do you think shorts look like?
This thread doesn't bring Lolita to mind. Trust me, I've read that book more closely and obsessively than you've done anything, and am definitely more inclined to see connections to it where there aren't any. There's some later Nabokov that more closely resembles this thread, but the book about the sexual enslavement of a 12 year old by a pentapod monster in his 40's and the thread about teens and 20-somethings having slightly more adventuresome than average sex in an age when nobody has average sex anymore and haven't for thirty years do not have much to do with one another.
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I looked up "pentapod" and found no definition.
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Come on, I know for sure there are a bunch of smut peddlers amongst us.
Share damnit! Anyone ever had sex in a furry suit? Or videotaped nasty things and sending the film to the girls mormon parents? C'mon, if nobody has nasty things in their life, be creative, get your girl over and DO IT!
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Perhaps if you have "low" self esteem it might be.
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Only stupid nobs watch themselves naked in the mirror.
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what if that person is pleasuring themselves infront of the mirror for their girl who asked them to do it who is getting off watching the said person pleasure themselves infront of the mirror...
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Well if they wanted to see you pleasure yourself why would it have to be in front of a mirror?
If my girl asked me i'd be like "what the fuck NO"
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well if my girl asked me to do it and she was getting a kick out of it, i'd sure do it...making her happy means she then makes me happy when it's my turn
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thanks now i'm with the convo.
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Excellent!
That's the diff between you and people afraid of their own bodys....
Hell...tie her up and then do it in front of her....
make her squirm a while....when you cut her loose...it'll be worth it.
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Excellent!
That's the diff between you and people afraid of their own bodys....
Hell...tie her up and then do it in front of her....
make her squirm a while....when you cut her loose...it'll be worth it.
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heh. i think i'm gonna suggest that to her.
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Do it....and here's a little secret why it's good to try new stuff...
This doesnt Always apply...but often does....
When you get freaky with your girl....chances are she's going to tell a few of her Girlfriends.
And if she likes it or not....she has planted the seed in her friends minds what a freak you are.
Now...her friends will start thinking about you. Most prob wont go either way on this however a few might....just might start obsessing on the thoughts......and if you and her ever break up...the friend will be waiting to pounce.
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Do it....and here's a little secret why it's good to try new stuff...
This doesnt Always apply...but often does....
When you get freaky with your girl....chances are she's going to tell a few of her Girlfriends.
And if she likes it or not....she has planted the seed in her friends minds what a freak you are.
Now...her friends will start thinking about you. Most prob wont go either way on this however a few might....just might start obsessing on the thoughts......and if you and her ever break up...the friend will be waiting to pounce.
win win situation.
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haha, how much do you think about this?
yeah it's a good idea. i dunno whether it'll be her thing. she's too much of a nice girl. but it's allways worth asking
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Usually nice girls have alot of secrets.
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well it just kinda happened, stumbled in there (drunk) and then a few seconds later found myself propped up against a tomb stone getting one hell of a blowjob...women, they'll do things anywhere
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not this one, if you knew her, you'd understand
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Hehehehe sure it wasnt a corpse? I mean you were drunk...
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haha...well even if it was a corpse it was bloody competent
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haha, how much do you think about this?
yeah it's a good idea. i dunno whether it'll be her thing. she's too much of a nice girl. but it's allways worth asking |
The "nice" girls are the freakiest deep down inside those very dark places.
Trust me on this...
I was a church girl...and a very good one too.
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Do it....and here's a little secret why it's good to try new stuff...
This doesnt Always apply...but often does....
When you get freaky with your girl....chances are she's going to tell a few of her Girlfriends.
And if she likes it or not....she has planted the seed in her friends minds what a freak you are.
Now...her friends will start thinking about you. Most prob wont go either way on this however a few might....just might start obsessing on the thoughts......and if you and her ever break up...the friend will be waiting to pounce.
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that is very true, the majority of the stories ive told here are from a chick who had never had an orgasm before i met her, she had never masturbated, never done anything outside of kissing a guy and him copping a feel. she turned out to be a kinky bitch.
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From seeing it happen many times.
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my girlfriend had never done anything. never touched herself or anythig else. im kinda proud of that. and shes freakin hot and im a fat metalhead! i literally double. lemme see if i can find a pic.
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Only girls who've seen you are the ones who masturbate, Jar-Jar. Until then they don't even have sexual thoughts.
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Once, I dated this girl, and she was totally innocent. She didn't even know what a vagina was until I met her, and she spoke like Yoda.
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Fine. Was 'she' by any chanced nicknamed 'Dyldo'?
I've headbanged to Slayer without a shirt on as well. Many times. Even in public.
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More or less what the title says. 'tabbers were trying to impress with their debauchery but it turned out none of them were particularly debauched, so it died down a bit.
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that is very true, the majority of the stories ive told here are from a chick who had never had an orgasm before i met her, she had never masturbated, never done anything outside of kissing a guy and him copping a feel. she turned out to be a kinky bitch.
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sounds familiar
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BURNINATED!!
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Damnnnnnnnnn!!!!!
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isnt she like 15-16???
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Damnnnnnnnnn!!!!!
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oh come one, can't believe you guys are that desperate to see titties
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If I may be presumptious.
It's not desperation...
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 I can honestly say i have never seen a chick moshing topless to Slayer.
Only to oldschool shit like The Stranglers haha, anyone seen that dvd?
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Beats me why anyone would have a video of themselves headbanging to slayer. But a woman. I have never seen or heard of such an oddity.
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I have a video of myself prancing around naked to 'Sussudio'
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Beats me why anyone would have a video of themselves headbanging to slayer. But a woman. I have never seen or heard of such an oddity.
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It's called having fun.
Imagine...I'm sitting there with my cousin and were jamming out....
She picks up my camera and starts making silly little Mpeg clips...
so on a whim I rip my shirt off and start headbanging.
Again..fun, try it some time...it's....it's...FUN.
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Don't know if I would find doing the headbanger fun. On the other hand finding a woman to get topless and filming her defintely would be fun.
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and seeing as how my chest is flat...what fun is that???
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Where the fuck is that picture?
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I know how desperate you must be to see him Dyldo.
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You know nothing! I've submissed into sticking my dick into a friend's subwoofer and drawing a picture of Jarrod and taping it onto the wall above next around beside to my face.
Back when Jarrod first got started, I could easily afford him. Now he charges about the same amount as a lock of Willy Nelson's hair.
Look how cute he is with our first litter..
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So Moonraven....
that e-mail ever land?
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You know nothing! I've submissed into sticking my dick into a friend's subwoofer and drawing a picture of Jarrod and taping it onto the wall above next around beside to my face.
Back when Jarrod first got started, I could easily afford him. Now he charges about the same amount as a lock of Willy Nelson's hair.
Look how cute he is with our first litter..
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what...what the hell IS that?!
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It's an estromius merevitus, commonly know in Italy (where this mammal is most abundant) as "la sparza".
The wonders of google, eh?
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