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2006-11-28, 17:29
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shreddist, i don't think she wants you!
haha. nah. what's all this lube talk, just PIN HER DOWN AND SHOVE IT IN
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im in ur srvr
eatin ur dataz
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Originally Posted by CannibalXampire
doom metal tries to invoke the feeling of being a really fat guy stuck in the trash compactor from Star Wars IV
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2006-11-28, 17:40
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Nashville, TN
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Originally Posted by mrs. malicious
shreddist, i don't think she wants you!
haha. nah. what's all this lube talk, just PIN HER DOWN AND SHOVE IT IN
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Ha. 
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Originally Posted by Darko
Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
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2006-11-28, 17:42
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Slayer of dumb cunts
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Location: Virginia Tech, Blacksburg, va
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Originally Posted by mrs. malicious
shreddist, i don't think she wants you!
haha. nah. what's all this lube talk, just PIN HER DOWN AND SHOVE IT IN
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Coming from a girl makes this post 1000x more awesome.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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2006-11-28, 19:31
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Die Young.
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Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
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Originally Posted by tmfreak
Coming from a girl makes this post 1000x more awesome.
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*awaits for CTL to post*..
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-11-28, 21:15
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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dude take it slow. try fooling around for a goo dhalf hour and shit. suck up her neck do something she really likes
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2006-11-28, 21:52
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Noob lud
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Upstate New Yaawwk
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Originally Posted by Shreddist
2 fingers. Ive spent about 40 fucking dollars in different lube, it all hurts her. Sex is overrated.
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Blasphemy
Get her to relax and make her feel comfortable, and yes don't rush into it. Are you using a condom? Most are lubed enough so you don't need any.
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2006-11-28, 22:19
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this conversation has made my mind run amuck and now i have a hard on 
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2006-11-29, 00:43
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El Diablo sin pantalones
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Location: Yggdrassyl
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amuck
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how you spelled that is so much nastier than amok 
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2006-12-07, 09:34
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For a lot of people first time sex hurts like fuck because they're scared, and then they don't want to do it later on, and they get scared more, and tighten up, and get hurt more. Same goes for premature ejaculation and nervousness, it's a vicious cycle. Just make sure she's properly aroused (and I mean GUSHING with woman juice) and take it slow, don't just shove it all in in one go. Try spooning, it won't go very far in so it shouldn't hurt as much. Another good one is where she lies on her stomach with her legs together, and you get on top of her as if you would in missionary, so it's sort of like spooning. Missionary and doggystyle positions are NOT recomended due to their deeper penetration.
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