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2006-01-22, 04:01
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New Blood
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Iraq is Holding Weapons of Mass Gooch-struction!
The Iraqi's are producing an anal cream product so intensive in formula that it in fact makes the anus so big it takes over the gooch! Gooch's around the world are fearing this epidemic of anal takeover. If you are a real man and respect your gooch, you will set up a blockade of barbed wire fence with rocket launchers and tanks within a 4 inch radius of your precious gooch. The enemy is ruthless and doesn't give a SHIT about your gooch AKA the only part of you that matters. So if you get an anal cream in the mail, resist the urge to rip the package open and call your grandma and grandpa over to watch you rub it over your swollen red anus. Red anus or not, your grandpa will want to rub it all over his saggy anal cavity, but don't let him! Senior gooch's are three times as prone to catching the anal takeover creams full potential!
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2006-01-22, 04:22
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HES BAAACK
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Location: slaying all the giants
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i see you registered with a name that didnt have gooch in it, so that you wouldnt get banned faster. you're growing in strength 
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2006-01-22, 04:36
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Life is pain.
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Location: Australia
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I love this guy
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2006-01-22, 05:08
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slack as fuck
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Hahahahaha.. just when I was wondering where he went
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Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
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2006-01-22, 05:28
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Life is pain.
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We'll prolly all get suspended for posting in here.
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2006-01-22, 07:27
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STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
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Location: Chicago
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Fuck yeah!
FIGHT THE FUCKING POWER!
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2006-01-22, 16:15
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Supreme Metalhead
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I bet the mods are leaving this open as a trap, So they can Lure in supporters then ban the shit out of them
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i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
yes its a gay project, and no im not in special needs class.
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2006-01-22, 16:30
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Wasted Custom User title
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this is certaintly the work of the gooch.
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2006-01-22, 17:29
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Forum Daemon
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What makes you think so?
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2006-01-22, 18:26
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Quantum.
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Stands to reason, wouldn't you say?
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i see you registered with a name that didnt have gooch in it, so that you wouldnt get banned faster. you're growing in strength |
Oh yea. Sooner or later he - or, as it might be, she - will turn up as a mod.
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2006-01-22, 18:38
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Metal As Fuck!
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What's the purpose of this 'gooch'? Just to piss off people? Is this the work of someone who fucked up a long time ago and got banned or something?
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2006-01-22, 18:42
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slack as fuck
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Location: Goddamn maritimes..
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The gooch is just the gooch, dude. He is the troll of all trolls.
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
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2006-01-22, 18:45
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Supreme Metalhead
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: your pants
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yeah search gooch in the user cp...you'll see...and its kinda odd that someone already banned him and didnt close this thread...eh?
GOOCH!!!
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2006-01-22, 19:17
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slack as fuck
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Goddamn maritimes..
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nah, it's happened before. haha I put him in my sig.
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
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2006-01-22, 22:51
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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